10 things you probably shouldn't do at work

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  • 1. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 1: Every time someone wants to speak toyou, spin round in your chair, stroke an invisible catand say Ive been expecting you.
  • 2. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 2: Suggest underwear Friday.
  • 3. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 3: Take your dog to work and let them makeany important decisions you have to make.
  • 4. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 4: Streak round your office and return fullyclothed acting like nothing happened.
  • 5. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 5: Getting drunk at the staff party and telleveryone what you Really think of them.
  • 6. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 6: Keep Calling the receptionist Moneypenny,flirting with her and throwing your hat at her head.
  • 7. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 7: Play a drinking game involving shots atyour desk. At 10am.
  • 8. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 8: Tell your colleagues youre an actor andonly here to prepare for a film where you work in anoffice.
  • 9. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 9: Order in hookers in to boost staffmorale.
  • 10. 10 Things You Probably Shouldnt Do At Work Number 10: Attempt to have an affair in thestationary cupboard. When there isnt astationary cupboard.