Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech

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Secrets Of A Winning Humorous Speech How to be seriously funny without using sex, politics, discrimination or vulgarities. There are 8 humorous techniques that you can use immediately to make your next speech humorous! My Website: http://www.ding-neng.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/facebook

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Secrets of a Winning Humorous Speech

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What Makes A Speech Humorous?

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BIG ACTIONS?

Laughter?

Jokes?

Sex?

Discriminatory?

Political?

Vulgarities?

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BIG ACTIONS?

Laughter?

Jokes?

Sex?

Discriminatory?

Political?

Vulgarities?

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Humoris about

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Humoris about

Derail TwistsSurprises

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8You Can Use Right Now!

Humorous Devices

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Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers?

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Why are leopards always hunted, but not the tigers?

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Because the tigers are not spotted.

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We call couples who love each other lovebirds.

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We call couples who love each other lovebirds.

But do you know what do we call couples who always argue?

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That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda at him

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That day I was so angry at my friend that I threw a can of soda at him

He was lucky it was just a soft drink

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1.PunsWords with different meanings

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PunsSetup: Why are leopards always hunted,

not the tigers?

Punchline: Because the tigers are not spotted

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Story of a Fat Boy

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2. Self Deprecating Jokes

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Self Deprecating Jokes

Think of times when you laugh at others. Now, direct all the jokes to yourself

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3.Give a man a fish,

you feed him for the day

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3.Give a man a fish,

you feed him for the day

Teach a man how to fish, .......

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3.Good things come

for those who

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3.Good things come

for those who

WORK THEIR ASSES OFF!

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3.Whatever you do, always give 100%

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3.Whatever you do, always give 100%

Unless you’re donating blood

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3. Twisting Famous Quotes

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Twisting Famous QuotesFind a famous quote related to your speech

then, twist its definition.

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Twisting Famous Quotes

What doesn’t kill you ______________

Money cannot buy you happiness, _______

Behind every successful man is a woman, _____

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4.Your food is so oily that ...

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4.Your food is so oily that ...

even the US Army will come and invade you!

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4.You are so weak that...

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even my grandma can do more pushups than you

You are so weak that...

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4. ExaggerationRepresenting something as

Larger, Better, Worse...

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Exaggeration

The ________ is so (adjective) that...

even _____________

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5.A good speech is

like girl’s mini skirt

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5.A good speech is

like girl’s mini skirt

long enough to cover the essentials, short enough to create interest

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5.Coming to NTU is like

entering another country

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5.Coming to NTU is like

entering another country

Just that you don’t need a passport

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5.Finding a girlfriend is like

finding a parking lot in a carpark.

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5.Finding a girlfriend is like

finding a parking lot in a carpark.

Good ones are usually taken up, what’s left are the handicap lots

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5. MetaphorsDrawing comparisons between

two unrelated things

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Setup: _________ is like __________

Metaphors

Punchline: (Similary between the two)

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6.Never forget the 3 types of people

in your life

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6.When young men comes together...

When old men comes together...

When old women comes together...

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6.All women in the world wants

a man who...

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6. Triads with Final TwistList down 3 things, with the

last one a twist.

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Triads with Final TwistAll women in the world wants

a man who...is rich

is handsomedoes not cheat

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Triads with Final TwistAll women in the world wants

a man who...is rich

is handsomedoes not cheat

does not exist

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7.Americans give birth because...

Chinese give birth because...

Singaporeans give birth because...

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7.“In your own opinion, discuss about

food scarcity in other countries”

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7. StereotypesA widely held and oversimplified belief

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Write down the funny things about a certain group of people

Stereotypes

Toastmasters? Singaporeans? Students?

Put them in a setting with their stereotypical reaction

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If I were to cook a meal for a (group of people),I would ......

Stereotypes

French? Singaporeans? Chinese?

Germans? Toastmasters? Politicians?

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8.You have 30 sweetsYou eat 29 sweets

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8.My girlfriend wants something which is small, shiny, and with

diamonds on it.

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8.One night, my wife wants me to

say something dirty to her...

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8. Changing Context

Change the setting, or meanings with the surrounding words

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Changing Context

Setup: One night, my wife wants me to say something dirty to her...

Punchline: I whisper to her “laundry, kitchen, toilet”

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How to deliver a

Punchline?

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Set up

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Set up

(pause...)

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Set up

(pause...)

Punchline

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Set up

(pause...)

Punchline(pause...)

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Final Tips

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Start Strong End Strong

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Don’t Steal/Use Jokes

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More punchlines=

More points

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Keep sentences

s.h.o.r.t

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Never laugh at your own joke

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Move on if nobody gets your punchline

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Refine your punchlines

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