SYNERGISM
THE SIMULTANEOUS ACTION OF TWO LESS THAN CAPABLE PLATFORMSWHICH, TOGETHER, ARE STILL LESS THAN CAPABLE,
BUT IT GIVES THEM SOMETHING TO DO
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A FIGHTER PILOT IF
YOU REFER TO KINDERGARTEN AS “THE TOUGHEST TWO
YEARS OF MY LIFE”
YOU USE FLATULENCE TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS AND
FAMILY
YOUR GENE POOL NEEDS A LITTLE CHLORINE
YOU HAVE THE LOCAL LIQUOR STORE’S TELEPHONE NUMBER
ON SPEED DIAL
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BOMBER PILOT IF
YOUR SCREEN SAVER IS A BITMAP OF YOUR FAVORITE
BARNYARD ANIMAL
YOU HAVE TO USE DR SCHOLL’S KNUCKLE PADS
YOUR FAMILY TREE HAS NO BRANCHES
YOU CAN USE THE “F” WORD AS A NOUN, PRONOUN, VERB,
ADVERB, ADJECTIVE, AND TO TELL TIME ..... ALL IN THE SAME
SENTENCE
F-16 AIRCREWTRAINING DEVICES
THE 29 TSS IS PROUD TO SAY THAT, THANKS TO US, THE NEW
F-16 UTD IS JUST AS COMBAT CAPABLE AS THE F-16 ITSELF
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE UTD HAS BETTER RANGE,
CARRIES A BIGGER PAYLOAD, AND HAS NEVER ONCE BURIED
ITSELF IN UTAH SOIL
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A TANKER PILOT IF
JACK DANIELS SENDS YOU A CHRISTMAS CARD
YOU’VE EVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE ZOO FOR HECKLING
THE MONKEYS
YOU’VE EVER FULLY EXECUTED THE “PULL MY FINGER” TRICK
AT THANKSGIVING OR CHRISTMAS DINNER
ANY OF YOUR CHILDREN WERE CONCEIVED IN THE OFFICER’S
CLUB
F-16 FUEL STATE
HILL TOWER, LAWN DART 01, READY FOR TAKEOFF ..... BINGO
OVER HILL, OVER DALE, ..... BINGO
OFF WE GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER ..... BINGO
I CAME, I SAW, I BINGO’D
AND BINGO IS MY NAME-O
PILOT PERFORMANCE REPORT STATEMENTS
ALWAYS STOPS TO THINK, BUT QUITE OFTEN FORGETS TO START AGAIN -- HIS IQ IS SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN KELP
PROVED THAT IF YOU MAKE SOMETHING IDIOT PROOF, SOMEONE WILL BUILD A BETTER IDIOT -- ALWAYS THE IMPROVED MODEL
HIS MEN WOULD FOLLOW HIM ANYWHERE, BUT MOSTLY OUT OF CURIOSITY -- SUFFERS FROM DELUSIONS OF ADEQUACY
DISPLAYS THE LEVEL OF DISCIPLINE AND SELF CONTROL NORMALLY ONLY ASSOCIATED WITH POSTAL WORKERS
THOUGHTS TUMBLE IN HIS HEAD, MAKING AND BREAKING ALLIANCES, LIKE UNDERWEAR IN A DRYER WITHOUT CLING FREE -- NOT THE SHARPEST CRAYON IN THE PACK
F-16 BUMPER STICKERS
ACES II TEST BED
AIM HIGH, FLAME OUT
JUST SAY “NO” TO COMBAT CAPABILITY
LOCAL REACH, LOCAL POWER
CAUTION, CRASH SITE AHEAD
LEAN, MEAN, FLAMEOUT MACHINE
TOY JETS FOR TOY SOLDIERS
F-15C BUMPER STICKERS
DOING MORE THAN ONE MISSION IS OVERRATED
PROTECTING THE STRIKE PACKAGE LIKE A STRING BIKINI
WHY KILL HUNDREDS AT A TIME, WHEN YOU CAN KILL THEM ONE AT A TIME?
F-15C FWIC: SUCCESS THROUGH SCENARIO MANAGEMENT
WHY LOVE JUST HALF OF THE POPULATION?
WELL, OK, IT WAS MY SQUADRON…
SNAPPY F-16 ADAGES
I SHALL RETURN ..... Well, I might
WHEN THIS JET’S A ROCKIN, IT’S PROBABLY A FLUTTER PROBLEM
WE CRASH MORE AIRPLANES BEFORE 8 AM THEN MOST PEOPLE CRASH ALL DAY
WE COVER THE TARGET LIKE A THONG BIKINI
F-16 THREATS
CAREFUL BADGUYS ..... I’M CARRYING BOTH BOMBS TODAY. I’M TALKIN’ WALL-TO-WALL MK-82s PAL
AND NOW WITH THIS LANTIRN THING AND OUR NEW BLOCK 40s AND 50s, WE CAN HIT THE GROUND AT NIGHT TOO
THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME MORE THAN IT’S GOING TO HURT YOU
MORE F-16 THREATS IF I CARRIED MORE WEAPONS, AND IF
I HAD ENOUGH GAS, AND IF
I COULD ACTUALLY HIT THE TARGET, AND IF
I HAD SOME REALLY EXPENSIVE ELECTRONS SO I COULD FIND YOU, AND IF
MY MOTOR DIDN’T QUIT, AND IF
MY WINGS DIDN’T CRACK
BOY, I’D REALLY TEACH YOU A LESSON
SYNERGISM (CONT’D)
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