We all know We all know the story...the story...
On the sixth On the sixth day God day God created created
woman...woman...
He made He made them them
blonde...blonde...
He made He made them them
brunette...brunette...
He made He made redheads as redheads as
well...well...
On the On the seventh day seventh day he rested...he rested...
And And considered all considered all
he had he had made...made...
For the most For the most part he was part he was
happy...happy...
He enjoyed He enjoyed the view...the view...
They were They were playful...playful...
They were They were sexy...sexy...
They could They could be very be very erotic...erotic...
They were They were perfect...perfect...
But But something something
was was missing...missing...
So on the So on the eighth day...eighth day...
He added a He added a little little
something...something...
He created He created the thong...the thong...
And he saw And he saw that it was that it was
good.good.