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INDIE GEEKJordan’s husbandKieran used to be an

J ordan threatened to get revenge (again) on her cheating husband Kieran Hayler on

21 May, when she let slip that she had discovered something else from his secret past – that he was lead singer in an indie band.

Jordan said, “He wouldn’t let me hear what they sounded like. Then I found them online and I keep threatening to put it out on Instagram.” So far, Katie has held back on dishing the dirt on her husband – yes, we can’t believe it, either – but heat did some extensive digging and we’ve found these exclusive photos.

Kieran was the front man of a college band called Lust Ferrera – he even had the grungy curtains and sweatbands on his wrist. Back in 2005, when Kieran was 17, the band described themselves as

a “punk/post-hardcore group”. He was due to record a demo called Seduction Has No Two Finer Allies alongside bandmates Jon Bragger (guitar), Paul Emery (drums), Andy Vincent (bass) and Tom Milam (guitar) – but the band split six months later.

Drummer Paul, 27, tells us, “We wrote our own songs – about six in total, including Double

The Refl ex. We only did around fi ve shows and we never got paid – we got free beer. Kieran was the only one who sang, he had the best voice. He was fairly shy, but I think music enabled him to put across his personality.”

Kieran looks like he wouldn’t say boo to a goose next to wife Jordan, but judging by his secret

shouty singing, he should be able to give as good as he gets. � SELINA MAYCOCK

Before he was in the Adonis Cabaret, obvs…

� 2005: mmm, sweaty

CLICK/kieranlust to hear Kieransinging

SING ALONGIF YOU KNOWTHE WORDS

� The band was called Lust Ferrera. How, er, lusty

� The band was called Lust Ferrera. How, er, lusty

� The band was called Lust Ferrera. How, er, lusty

It’s Kieran!

With curtains!

� He looks a bit different

these days

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