Falk’s ISMS of the Political World
J. Marshall, 2009
Socialism
You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbour.
Now, you have only one cow.
Communism
You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some milk.
You had two cows.
Fascism
You have two cows. Give all the milk to the government and the government sells it.
Nazism
You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
You have nothing.
Anarchism
You have two cows. You keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steel another cow.
Capitalism
You have two cows.
You sell one cow and buy a bull.
Now, you can make many cows.
Surrealism
You have two giraffes.
The government makes you take accordion lessons.
It’s not supposed to make sense – it’s surreal!
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