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 Zombies vs. Scholars On November 29, 2011, your brain has been consumed by the Zomb ie Virus. It is a common misconception that the Zombie Virus “eats” your brain and leaves you unable to do much but lurch inhumanly around t he earth looking for new victim s. This is incorrect. Zombies actually enjoy reading, though they have their own ideas of what constitutes good literat ure. As one of the most erudite zombies known, you have been invited to participate in a special debate at the annual conference of the  International Association of Professional Academics, Researchers and Reanimated Corpses. The scholars will b e defending  the classic books Pride and Prejudice and The Good War . You will defend Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z as “superior” literature. You will need to thoroughly explore a different school of literary criticism in each speech of your defense (constructives and rebuttals) and cite specific sections and quotations  from the source material. Your constructive case should be five minute five minutes long; you will also have a five-minute rebuttal.

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 Zombies vs. ScholarsOn November 29, 2011, your brain has been consumed by the Zombie Virus. It is a commonmisconception that the Zombie Virus “eats” your brain and leaves you unable to do much but lurchinhumanly around the earth looking for new victims. This is incorrect. Zombies actually enjoyreading, though they have their own ideas of what constitutes good literature. As one of the most 

erudite zombies known, you have beeninvited to participate in a special debate

at the annual conference of the International Association of ProfessionalAcademics, Researchers and ReanimatedCorpses. The scholars will be defending

 the classic books Pride and Prejudice andThe Good War . You will defend Pride and 

Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z 

as “superior” literature. You will need to thoroughly explore a different school of literary criticism ineach speech of your defense (constructives and rebuttals) and cite specific sections and quotations

 from the source material. Your constructive case should be five minute five minutes long; you will alsohave a five-minute rebuttal.

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 Zombies vs. ScholarsOn November 29, 2011, you must find that inner strength, you must trust in the pursuit of wisdom and intellect; you must defend your brain. The

 Zombie Virus is ruthless. No one will be safe. Draw from the greatest mindsof Ancient Philosophy and Classical Literature to prevent the loss of intellect. The Zombie Virus spreads quickly, like the plague of old,

destroying intellectual capability, diminishing the honor of true wisdom, and tormenting those who become reanimated shells of humanity. As one of themost distinguished thinkers of your time, you have been invited to

participate in a special debate at the annual conference of the International Association of Professional Academics, Researchers andReanimated Corpses. As a scholar you will defend the following classicalpieces of Literature: Pride and Prejudice and The Good War . The

 Zombies will try to consume your brain matter, stating that Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z are superior. DO not be swayed

 from your task. DO not lose focus. DO not jeopardize your brain. You willneed to reference at least two different rhetorical elements in yourdefense as well as symbolism and theme and cite specific sections and quotations from the sourcematerial. Your constructive case should be five minutes long; you will also have a five-minute rebuttal.

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 Documentarian(Producer, Director, Researcher, Narrator, camera work, editor)  The Zombie Virus has been attacking the brains of humans around the world. Debatesrage on whether the Zombie Virus consumes or “eats” victims’ brains entirely, leaving them unable to do much but lurch inhumanly around the earth looking for new victims or

whether zombies are actually able to enjoy readingand scholarly pursuits. Zombies havedemonstrated an appetite for what constitutesgood literature to them and have challengedscholars to a special debate at the annualconference of the International Association of 

Professional Academics, Researchers and Reanimated Corpses. The scholars will be

defending the classic books Pride and Prejudice and The Good War . Zombies will defendPride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z as “superior” literature. Your groupwill create a fifteen-minute long documentary of the issues involved and the debate. It can be can “agitprop” documentary (such as those of Michael Moore, Ben Stein, orMorgan Spurlock) or it can be a more historical documentary (such as those of KenBurns). Everyone in your group should have a role (producer, director, researcher,

narrator, camera work, editor).

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 Judge The Zombie Virus has been attacking the brains of humans around the world. Debatesrage on whether the Zombie Virus consumes or “eats” victims’ brains entirely, leaving them unable to do much but lurch inhumanly around the earth looking for new victims or

whether zombies are actually able to enjoy reading

and scholarly pursuits. Zombies have demonstratedand appetite for what constitutes good literature to them and have challenged scholars to a specialdebate at the annual conference of the InternationalAssociation of Professional Academics, Researchersand Reanimated Corpses. The scholars will be

defending the classic books Pride and Prejudice and The Good War . Zombies will defendPride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z as “superior” literature. Your groupwill judge the Parliamentary-style debate. After the debate, each judge will write a 750-word majority decision, dissenting opinion, or concurring opinion.

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New Journalist  The Zombie Virus has been attacking the brains of humans around the world. Debatesrage on whether the Zombie Virus consumes or “eats” victims’ brains entirely, leaving them unable to do much but lurch inhumanly around the earth looking for new victims or whether zombies

are actually able to enjoy reading and scholarlypursuits. Zombies have demonstrated an appetite forwhat constitutes good literature to them and havechallenged scholars to a special debate at the annualconference of the International Association of Professional Academics, Researchers and ReanimatedCorpses. The scholars will be defending the classic books Pride and Prejudice and The 

Good War . Zombies will defend Pride and Prejudice and 

Zombies and World War Z as “superior” literature. Eachof you will write an article of at least 750 words on the Zombie Debates in the style of the New Journalism, whichuses the techniques of fiction and reporter involvement to tell stories.