PowerPoint Show by Andrew

Your pacemaker makes the garage door open when you see a pretty girl.

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

It takes you longer to rest then to get tired.

The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

You burn the midnight oil until 9 pm.

A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.

You turn off the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.

Your whole day is full of "Senior Moments."

Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.

You could read better if your arms were longer.

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

People call at 9 p.m. and ask "did I wake you?"

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

You don't care where your wife is going, just so you don't have to go with her.

You wear black sox with sandals.

You never argue with your wife because you can't hear each other.

When you bend over to tie your shoes, you think about what else you can do while you're there.

You bend down to get the wrinkles out of your sox and discover you're not wearing any.