What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?

Nacho cheese!

What does a lemon need when

it hurts itself?Lemon-aid!

Did you hear the rumour about butter?

Well, I’m not going to spread it!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on!

Yellow Jokes by Beano

What do you call a dinosaur made of

cheese?Gorgonzilla!

Why are bananas never lonely?

They hang around in bunches!

What do you give a sausage dog with a fever?

Mustard – it’s the best thing for a hot dog!

What happened to the frog who parked on the

double yellow lines?Its car got toad!

Which bird steals soap from your bath?A robber duck!

What did the cheese say when he looked in the

mirror?Halloumi!

Why do minions love bananas?

They find them appealing!

Why did the

banana go to

hospital?It wasn’t peeling

well!

What happened when the

air con in the

cheese factory broke?There was a melt-

down!

What did Shakespeare ask his

cheesemonger?To brie or not to

brie!

What kind of music does cheese

listen to? R’n’Brie!