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WIT AND HUMOUR, POETRY AND COUPLET NINTH SESSION (2016) OF SIXTEENTH LOK SABHA (18.7.2016-12.8.2016) Sr. N o. Date Subject Name of Member/Minist er Poetry/ Humour/ Couplet/ Repartee 1. 20.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir Valley Shri Jyotiraditya M. Scindia Poem 2. 20.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir Valley Shri Bhagwant Mann Couplet 3. 20.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir Valley Shri Badruddin Ajmal Couplet 4. 21.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir Valley Shri Rajnath Singh Couplet 5. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition & Regulation) Amendment Bill Shrimati Aparupa Poddar Poem 6. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition & Regulation) Amendment Bill Shri Badruddin Ajmal Poems 7. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition & Regulation) Amendment Bill Dr. Ratna De Nag Politics is not merely about next election but a moral obligation to the next generation

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WIT AND HUMOUR, POETRY AND COUPLET NINTH SESSION (2016) OF SIXTEENTH LOK SABHA

(18.7.2016-12.8.2016)

Sr. No.

Date Subject Name of Member/Minister

Poetry/ Humour/ Couplet/ Repartee

1. 20.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir Valley

Shri Jyotiraditya M. Scindia

Poem

2. 20.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir Valley

Shri Bhagwant Mann

Couplet

3. 20.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir Valley

Shri Badruddin Ajmal

Couplet

4. 21.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on the situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir Valley

Shri Rajnath Singh

Couplet

5. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition & Regulation) Amendment Bill

Shrimati Aparupa Poddar

Poem

6. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition & Regulation) Amendment Bill

Shri Badruddin Ajmal

Poems

7. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition & Regulation) Amendment Bill

Dr. Ratna De Nag

Politics is not merely about next election but a moral obligation to the next generation

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8. 26.7.2016 Discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition & Regulation) Amendment Bill

Shri Rajesh Ranjan

Poem

9. 28.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Price Rise

Shri Hukum Dev Narayan Yadav

Poems

10.

28.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Price Rise

Shri Tariq Anwar

Couplet

11.

28.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Price Rise

Shri Jai Prakash Narayan Yadav

Poem

12.

28.7.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 on Price Rise

Shri Rajesh Ranjan

Poem

13.

29.7.2016 Supplementaries to Q. No. 184 Shrimati P.K. Shreemathi Teacher

Madam Shrimati P.K. Shreemathi Teacher through Madam Hon. Speaker Shrimati Sumitra Mahajan to Madam Shrimati Maneka Sanjay Gandhi

14.

29.7.2016 Discussion on Resolution regarding steps to ensure welfare of Employees Provident Fund Pensioners

Shri Nishikant Dubey

Poem

15.

2.8.2016 Resolution Regarding Approval of First Report of Railway Convention Committee

Shri Dinesh Trivedi

Poem

16.

8.8.2016 Discussion on The Constitution (122nd Amendment Bill), Amendments made by Rajya Sabha

Shri Tariq Anwar

Couplet

17.

8.8.2016 Discussion on The Constitution (122nd Amendment Bill), Amendments made by Rajya Sabha

Shri Rajesh Pande

Poem

18.

10.8.2016 Supplementary to Q. No. 345 Dr. Bhola Singh

Bernard Shaw like Brain and body like me

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19.

10.8.2016 Discussion on Factories (Amendment) Bill

Shri Rajesh Ranjan

Song

20.

11.8.2016 Debate under Rule 193 on the discussion regarding atrocities against the Dalits

Shri Arjun Ram Meghwal

Poem

21.

11.8.2016 Supplementary to Q. No. 361 Shri Pralhad Joshi

Nitin Roadkari

22.

11.8.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 regarding atrocities against the Dalits

Prof. Dr. Mamtaz Sanghamita

United we live divided we die

23.

11.8.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 regarding atrocities against the Dalits

Shri Jyotiraditya M. Scindia

Poem

24.

11.8.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 regarding atrocities against the Dalits

Shri P.K. Biju We have a dream

25.

11.8.2016 Discussion under Rule 193 regarding atrocities against the Dalits

Shri Rajnath Singh

Poem

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A POEM

While participating in the discussion under Rule 193 on the

situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir valley on 20.7.2016,

Shri Jyotiraditya M. Scindia concluded his speech by reciting the

following poem:-

‘càÉå àÉÆÉÊWÉãÉÉå {É® BÉDªÉÉ {ÉcÖÄSÉÉAÄMÉä ÉÊVÉxÉBÉEÉÒ SÉÉãÉ +ÉÆVÉÉxÉÉÒ cè, +ÉÉºÉ®É BÉDªÉÉ nåMÉä ¤Éä¤ÉºÉÉå BÉEÉä, ÉÊ´É´É¶É ®cxÉä BÉEÉÒ ÉÊVÉxcÉåxÉä ~ÉxÉÉÒ cè*’

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the

Opposition Benches.

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A COUPLET While participating in the discussion under Rule 193 on the

situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir valley on 20.7.2016,

Shri Bhagwant Mann concluded his speech by reciting the following

couplet:-

ãÉƤÉä ºÉ{ÉE® BÉEÉä àÉÉÒãÉÉå àÉå àÉiÉ ¤ÉÉÆÉÊ]A,

BÉEÉèàÉ BÉEÉä BÉE¤ÉÉÒãÉÉå àÉå àÉiÉ ¤ÉÉÆÉÊ]A, ABÉE ¤ÉciÉÉ nÉÊ®ªÉÉ cè àÉä®É £ÉÉ®iÉ´É­ÉÇ, <ºÉBÉEÉä xÉÉÊnªÉÉå +ÉÉè® ZÉÉÒãÉÉå àÉå àÉiÉ ¤ÉÉÆÉÊ]A* Þ

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the

Opposition Benches.

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A COUPLET While participating in the discussion under Rule 193 on the

situation arising out of recent violence in Kashmir valley on 20.7.2016,

Shri Badruddin Ajmal while starting his speech recited the following

couplet:-

“VÉÉä WÉJàÉ =ºÉBÉEä ÉÊVɺàÉ BÉEÉ xÉɺÉÚ® ¤ÉxÉ MɪÉÉ, =ºÉ WÉJàÉ BÉEÉä ¶ÉÖàÉÉ® ÉÊBÉEºÉÉÒ xÉä xÉcÉÓ ÉÊBÉEªÉÉ,

BÉE¶àÉÉÒ® {Éä iÉÉä VÉÉxÉ ÉÊU½BÉEiÉä cé ºÉ¤É, àÉMÉ® BÉE¶àÉÉÒÉÊ®ªÉÉå ºÉä {ªÉÉ® ÉÊBÉEºÉÉÒ xÉä xÉcÉÓ ÉÊBÉEªÉÉ* ”

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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A COUPLET While replying to the discussion under Rule 193 on the situation

arising out of recent violence in Kashmir valley on 21.7.2016, the Hon.

Home Minister, Shri Rajnath Singh quoted the following couplet:-

‘MÉ® ÉÊ{ÉE®nÉäºÉ ¤É®-°ô-A-VÉàÉÉÒxÉ +ɺiÉ, càÉÉÒxÉ +ɺiÉ-+ÉÉä, càÉÉÒxÉ +ɺiÉ-+ÉÉä, càÉÉÒxÉ +ɺiÉ-+ÉÉä*’

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all the

Treasury Benches.

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A POEM

While participating in the discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition

and Regulation) Amendment Bill on 26.7.2016, Shrimati Aparupa

Poddar while concluding her speech recited the following poem: Þ<xÉ c´ÉÉ+ÉÉäÆ ºÉä iÉÖàÉ ¤ÉSÉÉA ®JÉxÉÉ, =ààÉÉÒn BÉEÉ ÉÊnªÉÉ ÉÊnãÉ àÉå VÉãÉÉA ®JÉxÉÉ* ÉÊVɺÉxÉä ÉÊàÉ]xÉä xÉ nÉÒ ¤ÉÆMÉÉãÉ BÉEÉÒ ãÉÉVÉ, =ºÉ àÉàÉiÉÉ ¤ÉxÉVÉÉÔ BÉEÉä ÉÊnãÉ àÉå ¤ÉºÉɪÉä ®JÉxÉÉ, ¤ÉºÉɪÉä ®JÉxÉÉ, ¤ÉºÉɪÉä ®JÉxÉÉ* Þ On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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POEMS

While participating in the discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition

and Regulation) Amendment Bill on 26.7.2016, Shri Badruddin Ajmal

while starting his speech recited the following poem:

Þ ¤ÉSSÉä àÉxÉ BÉEä ºÉSSÉä, ºÉÉ®ä VÉMÉ BÉEÉÒ +ÉÉÆJÉ BÉEä iÉÉ®ä* ªÉä ´ÉÉä xÉxcå {ÉÚEãÉ cé VÉÉä £ÉMÉ´ÉÉxÉ BÉEÉä ãÉMÉiÉä {ªÉÉ®ä* Þ

Before concluding his speech, he recited the poem:

Þ ¤ÉSSÉä BÉEÉä cÉlÉ àÉå BÉEãÉàÉ =~ÉxÉÉ +ÉSUÉ ãÉMÉiÉÉ cè, <ºÉä £ÉÉÒ ºBÉÚEãÉ VÉÉxÉÉ +ÉSUÉ ãÉMÉiÉÉ cè, VÉàÉÉxÉä xÉä ¤É½É BÉE® ÉÊnªÉÉ, ãÉäÉÊBÉExÉ ÉÊ{ÉE® £ÉÉÒ ÉÊBÉEºÉä ªÉc ¤ÉÉäZÉ =~ÉxÉÉ +ÉSUÉ ãÉMÉiÉÉ cè* Þ

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the

Opposition Benches.

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POLITICS IS NOT MERELY ABOUT NEXT ELECTION BUT A MORAL OBLIGATION TO THE NEXT GENERATION

While participating in the discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition

and Regulation) Amendment Bill on 26.7.2016, Dr. Ratna De Nag

cited an article wrote by Kailash Satyarthi, India’s Nobel Peace Prize

Laureate and a Child Rights’ activist who made an earnest appeal to

Members of Lok Sabha to recognize that “Politics is not merely about

next election, but is also a moral obligation to the next generation”.

“Hopeful eyes, happy smiles, soft hands, million dreams, is this not the identity of a child? Why do I see tear filled eyes, terrified faces rough hands, and shattered dreams? deprived of their childhood, overloaded with work, burdened with responsibility, at such a young age. So much to learn, so much to accomplish, but not given enough time. Fight for a cause, raise your voice, stop child labour. Put a smile back on their face, give them the childhood, that was stolen from them. Fight for a cause, raise your voice”

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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A POEM

While participating in the discussion on Child Labour (Prohibition

and Regulation) Amendment Bill on 26.7.2016, Shri Rajesh Ranjan

while starting his speech recited the following poem:

“+É£ÉÉÒ iÉÉä iÉä®ä {ÉÆJÉ =MÉä lÉä, +É£ÉÉÒ iÉÉä iÉÖZÉBÉEÉä =½xÉÉ lÉÉ* ÉÊVÉxÉ cÉlÉÉå àÉå BÉEãÉàÉ ºÉÉé{ÉxÉÉÒ lÉÉÒ, =xÉàÉå BÉÖEnÉãÉ BÉDªÉÉå {ÉBÉE½xÉÉ lÉÉ*

àÉÚBÉE ¤ÉÉÊvÉ® {ÉÚ®É ºÉàÉÉVÉ cè, =ºÉä iÉÉä SÉÖ{É cÉÒ ®cxÉÉ lÉÉ* Þ

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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POEMS While participating in the discussion on 28.7.2016 under Rule

193 on Price Rise, Shri Hukum Dev Narayan Yadav recited the

following poem:-

“BÉEÉÊ¤É®É ´ÉÉÆSÉä +ÉÉÆÉÊJÉxÉ näJÉÉ, {ÉÆÉÊbiÉ ´ÉÉÆSÉä {ÉÉäÉÊlÉxÉ ãÉäJÉÉ* Þ

He went on to quote how poor people are suffering by reciting

the following poem:-

“ÞVÉÉBÉEä {Éè® xÉ {ÉE]ä ÉʤɴÉÉ<Ç, ´ÉÉä BÉDªÉÉ VÉÉxÉä {ÉÉÒ® {É®É<Ç, BÉEÉ nÖ&JÉ VÉÉxÉä nÖÉÊJɪÉÉ, BÉEÉ nÖ&JÉ VÉÉxÉä nÖÉÊJɪÉÉ àÉÉ<Ç* Þ

It means: Þ ={ÉxªÉÉºÉ àÉå {Éfà ãÉäxÉÉ +ÉɺÉÉxÉ cè ÉÊBÉE ®ÉVÉÉ VÉÉÒ +ÉɪÉåMÉä, BÉEÆ{ÉxÉÉÒ ãÉä BÉE®

+ÉɪÉåMÉä, MÉÉÆ´É àÉå VÉɪÉåMÉä, MÉ®ÉÒ¤É BÉEÉÒ ZÉÉä{ɽÉÒ àÉå ºÉÉä VÉɪÉåMÉä, VÉäxÉ®ä]® SÉãÉɪÉåMÉä, àÉBÉDJÉxÉ-®Éä]ÉÒ JÉɪÉåMÉä,

MÉ®ÉÒ¤É BÉEÉÒ ¤Éä]ÉÒ näJÉiÉä ®c VÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ, BÉEä´ÉãÉ ªÉc MÉÉÒiÉ MÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ* Þ Then he recited the following

poem:

Þ®ÉVÉÉ VÉÉÒ BÉEÉÒ +ÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ ¤ÉÉ®ÉiÉ ºÉÖcÉxÉÉÒ cÉäMÉÉÒ ®ÉiÉ àÉMÉxÉ àÉé xÉÉSÉÚÆMÉÉÒ* Þ Þ ´Éc BÉE¤É xÉÉSÉäMÉÉÒ, ªÉc £ÉMÉ´ÉÉxÉ VÉÉxÉä* BÉE¤É ®ÉVÉÉ VÉÉÒ BÉEÉÒ ¤ÉÉ®ÉiÉ nÉä¤ÉÉ®É VÉɪÉäMÉÉÒ, ´Éc

MÉ®ÉÒ¤É VÉÉxÉä* Þ

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Then, he went on to quote poet Dinkar:

“+ÉÉxÉxÉ ºÉ®ãÉ ´ÉSÉxÉ àÉvÉÖàÉªÉ cè, iÉxÉ {É® ¶ÉÖ§É ´ÉºÉxÉ cè,

¤ÉSÉÉä ªÉÖÉÊvÉÉέ~®! =ºÉ xÉÉÉÊMÉxÉ BÉEÉ ÉÊ´É­É ºÉä £É®É n¶ÉxÉ cè*”

“<ºÉÉÊãÉA àÉé cÉlÉ VÉÉä½BÉE® ÉÊcxnÖºiÉÉxÉ BÉEä MÉÉÆ´É, MÉ®ÉÒ¤É ÉÊBÉEºÉÉxÉ, àÉVÉnÚ®Éå ºÉä |ÉÉlÉÇxÉÉ BÉE®iÉÉ cÚÄ

and recited the following poem:

“MÉÉÄ´É, MÉ®ÉÒ¤É, àÉVÉnÚ®, ÉÊBÉEºÉÉxÉ, ÉÊàÉãÉBÉE® ¤ÉxÉÉAÄMÉä ÉÊcxnÖºiÉÉxÉ*”

Finally, he said we people come here with the following dream

and recited the following poem:

“càÉ ãÉÉäMÉ cé AäºÉä nÉÒ´ÉÉxÉä, nÖÉÊxɪÉÉ BÉEÉä ¤ÉnãÉBÉE® àÉÉxÉåMÉä, àÉÆÉÊWÉãÉ BÉEÉÒ vÉÖxÉ àÉå +ÉɪÉä cé, àÉÆÉÊWÉãÉ BÉEÉä {ÉÉBÉE® àÉÉxÉåMÉä*”

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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COUPLET

While participating in the discussion under Rule 193 on Price

Rise on 28.7.2016, Shri Tariq Anwar while concluding his speech

recited the following Urdu couplet:-

“àÉÖqiÉ cÉä MÉ<Ç BÉEÉä<Ç ¶ÉJºÉ iÉÉä +É¤É AäºÉÉ ÉÊàÉãÉä, ¤ÉÉc® ºÉä VÉÉä ÉÊnJÉiÉÉ cÉä, +ÉÆn® ºÉä £ÉÉÒ ´ÉèºÉÉ cÉÒ ÉÊnJÉä*”

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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A POEM While participating in the discussion on 28.7.2016, under Rule

193 on Price Rise, Shri Jai Prakash Narayan Yadav while concluding

his speech quoted Shri Hukum Dev Narayan Yadav’s poem:

“vÉÉÒ®ä vÉÉÒ®ä ®ä àÉxÉÉ, vÉÉÒ®ä ºÉ¤É BÉÖEU cÉäA, àÉÉãÉÉÒ ºÉÉÓSÉä ºÉÉè PɽÉ, jÉ@iÉÖ +ÉÉA {ÉEãÉ cÉäA* Þ

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the

Opposition Benches.

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A POEM

While participating in the discussion on 28.7.2016 under Rule

193 on Price Rise, Shri Rajesh Ranjan quoted the following poem of

poet Shri Ramdhari Singh Dinkar:

“cè BÉEÉèxÉ ÉÊ´ÉPxÉ AäºÉÉ VÉMÉ àÉå, ÉÊ]BÉE ºÉBÉEä ´ÉÉÒ® xÉ® BÉEä àÉMÉ àÉå, JÉàÉ ~ÉäBÉE ~äãÉiÉÉ cè VÉ¤É xÉ®, {É´ÉÇiÉ BÉEä VÉÉiÉä {ÉÉÆ´É =Jɽ, àÉÉxÉ´É VÉ¤É VÉÉä® ãÉMÉÉiÉÉ cè, {ÉilÉ® {ÉÉxÉÉÒ ¤ÉxÉ VÉÉiÉÉ cè*”

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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MADAM SHRIMATI P.K. SHREEMATHI TEACHER THROUGH MADAM HON. SPEAKER SHRIMATI SUMITRA MAHAJAN TO MADAM SHRIMATI MANEKA SANJAY GANDHI! On Friday, 29.7.2016, three women Members of Parliament

participated and raised Supplementaries to Q. No. 184. Shrimati P.K.

Shreemathi’s Teacher question was whether Hon. Minister and the

Government is ready to utilize the sanctioned money and whether we

can start one stop centre in each district.

On hearing this, the Hon. Minister of Urban Development,

Minister of Housing & Urban Poverty Alleviation & Minister of

Information & Broadcasting, Shri M. Venkaiah Naidu made the

following remark:

“The question is from Madam through Madam to Madam”.

The Hon. Speaker said the question is also about women!

On hearing this, there was laughter from all sides of the House.

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A POEM While participating in the discussion on Resolution regarding

steps to ensure welfare of Employees Provident Fund Pensioners on

29.7.2016, Shri Nishikant Dubey recited a poem which the

Samajwadis used to recite:-

Þ vÉÚ{É iÉÉ{É àÉå àÉäcxÉiÉ BÉE®iÉä, ¤ÉSSÉä iɽ{É-iɽ{É BÉE® àÉ®iÉä, ÉÊ{ÉE® £ÉÉÒ {Éä] xÉcÉÓ £É®iÉÉ cè, VÉÉÒ´ÉxÉ BÉE]iÉÉ ®Éä-®Éä BÉE®, càÉ SÉãÉå ¤ÉºÉÉAÆ xɪÉÉ xÉMÉ®, SÉãÉÉä ¤ÉºÉÉAÆ xɪÉÉ xÉMÉ®* VÉcÉÆ xÉ cÉä UÉä]-¤É½É<Ç, MÉãÉä ÉÊàÉãÉå ºÉ¤É £ÉÉ<Ç-£ÉÉ<Ç, >óÆSÉ-xÉÉÒSÉ BÉEÉ £Éän xÉ cÉä´Éä, ºÉÖJÉ BÉEÉÒ cÉä´Éä bMÉ®-bMÉ®, SÉãÉÉä ¤ÉºÉÉAÆ xɪÉÉ xÉMÉ®, SÉãÉÉä ¤ÉºÉÉAÆ xɪÉÉ xÉMÉ®* Þ

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House

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A POEM

While participating in the Resolution regarding : Approval of First

Report of Railway Convention Committee on 2.8.2016, Shri Dinesh

Trivedi concluded his speech by reciting the following poetry:-

“ ®äãÉ MÉɽÉÒ BÉEÉÒ UÖBÉE-UÖBÉE àÉå cÉÒ +ÉÉàÉ +ÉÉnàÉÉÒ BÉEÉÒ vÉBÉE-vÉBÉE cè, ®äãÉ MÉɽÉÒ BÉEÉÒ ¤É®BÉEiÉ àÉå cÉÒ nä¶É BÉEÉÒ ¤É®BÉEiÉ cè,

®äãÉ MÉɽÉÒ BÉEÉä BÉÖEU nÖãÉÉ® BÉEÉÒ VÉ°ô®iÉ cè, lÉÉä½ÉÒ ®ÉciÉ, lÉÉä½ÉÒ SÉÉciÉ, lÉÉä½ä {ªÉÉ® BÉEÉÒ VÉ°ô®iÉ cè,

®äãÉ MÉɽÉÒ BÉEÉÒ UÖBÉE-UÖBÉE àÉå cÉÒ nä¶É´ÉÉÉʺɪÉÉå BÉEÉÒ vÉBÉE-vÉBÉE cè* ”

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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A COUPLET While participating in the discussion on The Constitution (122nd

Amendment Bill), Amendments made by Rajya Sabha (GST) on

8.8.2016, Shri Tariq Anwar concluded his speech by reciting the

following couplet:

Þ ãÉÉäMÉ +ÉÉÉÊJÉ® +ÉÉ cÉÒ MÉA ®cxÉÖàÉÉ BÉEä SÉÉãÉÉå àÉå, JÉÉè{ÉE lÉÉ +ÉÆvÉä®Éå ºÉä ãÉÉäMÉ ãÉÚ] MÉA =VÉÉãÉÉå àÉå* Þ

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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A POEM While participating in the discussion on The Constitution (122nd

Amendment Bill), Amendments made by Rajya Sabha (GST) on

8.8.2016, Shri Rajesh Pande started his speech by reciting the

following poem:-

ÞÉÊ{ÉE® ÉÊxÉBÉEãÉ +ÉÉiÉÉ cè ºÉÚ®VÉ ÉÊ{ÉE® ÉÊxÉJÉ® =~iÉÉÒ cè

vÉÚ{É càÉxÉä +ÉBÉDºÉ® näJÉÉ cè BÉE¥É UÉ VÉÉxÉä BÉEä ¤ÉÉn* Þ

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of

the House.

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BERNARD SHAW LIKE BRAIN AND BODY LIKE ME While raising a Supplementary to Q. No. 345 on 10.8.2016 on re-

employment of retired bureaucrats, Dr. Bhola Singh in his inimitable

style said:-

Þ bÉì. £ÉÉäãÉÉ É˺Éc (¤ÉäMÉںɮɪÉ) : |ɶxÉ BÉEÉ VÉ´ÉÉ¤É näxÉä ºÉä {ÉcãÉä àÉé VÉ´ÉÉ¤É BÉEä ºÉÆn£ÉÇ àÉå BÉEcxÉÉ SÉÉciÉÉ cÚÆ*

àÉéxÉä ¤ÉxÉÉÇb ¶ÉÉ BÉEÉÒ ABÉE ÉÊBÉEiÉÉ¤É {ÉfÃÉÒ lÉÉÒ* ¤ÉxÉÉÇb ¶ÉÉ BÉEÉÒ =©É 75 ´É­ÉÇ lÉÉÒ* ABÉE ÉʺÉxÉäàÉÉ xÉÉÉʪÉBÉEÉ =ºÉBÉEä

xÉVÉnÉÒBÉE MÉ<Ç +ÉÉè® ¤ÉxÉÉÇb ¶ÉÉ ºÉä BÉEcÉ, +ÉÉ{É ¤É½ä iÉäVɺ´ÉÉÒ cé* àÉé +ÉÉ{ɺÉä ¶ÉÉnÉÒ BÉE®xÉÉ SÉÉciÉÉÒ cÚÆ* ¤ÉxÉÉÇb

¶ÉÉ xÉä BÉEcÉ BÉDªÉÉå, càɺÉä BÉDªÉÉå ¶ÉÉnÉÒ BÉE®xÉÉ SÉÉciÉÉÒ cÉä* +É¤É iÉÉä àÉä®É ¶É®ÉÒ® £ÉÉÒ 75 ºÉä VªÉÉnÉ BÉEÉ cÉä MɪÉÉ

cè* àÉé BÉÖEU BÉE® £ÉÉÒ xÉcÉÓ ºÉBÉEiÉÉ*.

àÉÉxÉxÉÉÒªÉ +ÉvªÉFÉ : £ÉÉäãÉÉ É˺Éc VÉÉÒ, +ÉÉ{É |ɶxÉ {ÉÚÉÊUA*

bÉì. £ÉÉäãÉÉ É˺Éc (¤ÉäMÉںɮɪÉ) : =ºÉ xÉÉÉʪÉBÉEÉ xÉä BÉEcÉ ÉÊBÉE àÉé SÉÉciÉÉÒ cÚÆ ÉÊBÉE +ÉÉ{ÉBÉEä ºÉƪÉÉäMÉ ºÉä VÉÉä ¤ÉSSÉÉ

cÉä, =ºÉBÉEÉ ÉÊnàÉÉMÉ ¤ÉxÉÉÇb ¶ÉÉ BÉEÉ cÉä +ÉÉè® =ºÉBÉEÉ ¶É®ÉÒ® càÉÉ®ä VÉèºÉÉ cÉä* Þ

On hearing this, there was laughter from all sides of the House.

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A SONG

While participating in the discussion on the Factories (Amendment)

Bill on 10.08.2016, Shri Rajesh Ranjan Started his speech by singing the

following song from well known Singer Pradeep:-

“ÉË{ÉVÉ®ä BÉEä {ÉÆUÉÒ ®ä, iÉä®É nnÇ xÉ VÉÉxÉä BÉEÉä<Ç* ¤ÉÉc® ºÉä iÉÚ JÉÉàÉÉä¶É ®cä, £ÉÉÒiÉ®-£ÉÉÒiÉ® ®ÉäA, ÉË{ÉVÉ®ä BÉEä {ÉÆUÉÒ ®ä iÉä®É nnÇ xÉ VÉÉxÉä BÉEÉä<Ç*”

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from the Opposition

Benches.

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A POEM

While intervening in the Debate under Rule 193 on the discussion

regarding atrocities against the Dalits in the country on 11.08.2016, Hon’ble

Minister of State in the Ministry of Corporate Affairs. Shri Arjun Ram

Meghwal quoted Poet Maithili Sharan Gupt who used to read subjects on

social welfare:-

Þ VÉMÉiÉÉÒ ´ÉÉÊhÉBÉE ´ÉßÉÊkÉ cè ®JÉiÉÉÒ, BÉEÉàÉ xÉcÉÓ {ÉÉÊ®hÉÉàÉ ÉÊxÉ®JÉiÉÉÒ Þ

It means Þ ªÉc VÉMÉiÉ VÉÉä cè, =ºÉàÉå +ÉlÉÇ BÉEÉ àÉci´É cè* ÉÊBÉEºÉ ®ÉVªÉ àÉå ÉÊBÉEiÉxÉÉÒ PÉ]xÉÉAÄ PÉ]ÉÓ,

ªÉc ÉÊ´É­ÉªÉ àÉci´É{ÉÚhÉÇ xÉcÉÓ cè, ãÉäÉÊBÉExÉ <xÉ PÉ]xÉÉ+ÉÉäÆ BÉEÉä BÉEèºÉä ®ÉäBÉE ºÉBÉEiÉä cé, ªÉc ÉÊ´É­ÉªÉ àÉci´É{ÉÚhÉÇ cè*

Þ

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the

House.

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NITIN ROADKARI!

While raising a Supplementary to Q.No. 361 on 11.8.2016 on

Corporatisation of Ports, this is what transpired between Shri Pralhad

Joshi and Hon. Speaker:

“SHRI PRALHAD JOSHI: Madam Speaker, under the leadership of

Shri Gadkariji, there is a revolution change in this entire sector. In the

entire country, Nitin Gadkari has become Nitin Roadkari! ´Éä ÉÊxÉÉÊiÉxÉ ®ÉäbBÉE®ÉÒ

¤ÉxÉ MÉA cé* ´Éä <iÉxÉä ®Éäb ºÉ¤ÉBÉEÉä nä ®cä cé - from Gadkari, he had become Roadkari.

In Karnataka, the ports other than Mangalore Port, also need to

be developed.

àÉÉxÉxÉÉÒªÉ +ÉvªÉFÉ : +É¤É MÉbBÉE®ÉÒ {ÉÉä]ÇBÉE®ÉÒ £ÉÉÒ cÉä VÉÉAÆMÉä* Þ

On hearing this, there was laughter from all sides of the House.

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UNITED WE LIVE DIVIDED WE DIE

While laying the speech on the Table of the House on the discussion

under Rule 193 regarding atrocities against the Dalits in the country on

11.08.2016, Professor Dr. Mamtaz Sanghamita concluded her speech by

quoting a Bengali poem:-

“Nana Roope Nana Shaje

Janmiachi dhara Pare

Bhinno Bhinno Kaaje

Manab shebar Tare

Tabe Kano He Amrito Shantan

Ei dhara Tale Nei Tabo Sthan”

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A POEM

While participating in the discussion under Rule 193 regarding

atrocities against the Dalits in the country on 11.08.2016, Shri Jyotiraditya M.

Scindia concluded his speech by quoting Poet Rabindranath Tagore:-

“Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high

Where knowledge is free

Where the world has not been broken up into fragments

by narrow domestic walls

Where words come out from the depth of truth

Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection

Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way

into the dreary desert sand of dead habit

Where the mind is led forward by thee

into ever-widening thought and action

into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake”.

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the

House.

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WE HAVE A DREAM

While participating in the discussion under Rule 193 regarding

atrocities against the Dalits in the country on 11.08.2016, Shri P.K. Biju

quoted the speech of late Martin Luther King (Junior) delivered on

28.08.1963 at Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC. In his mesmerizing

speech he told:-

“ I have a dream – one day right there in Alabama Little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers”.

It is not ‘I’ alone who have a dream; it is ‘we’ have a dream.

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the

House.

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A POEM

While replying to the Debate on the discussion under Rule 193

regarding atrocities against the Dalits in the country on 11.08.2016, Shri

Rajnath Singh, Hon’ble Home Minister quoted the following poem of Sant

Ravi Das:-

Þ ABÉE A àÉÉä®Éä ®ÉàÉ xÉÉàÉ vÉxÉ, ABÉE A àÉÉä®ÉÒ +ÉɶÉÉ, >ó vÉxÉ +É<cå SÉãÉä VÉ<cå, xÉ SÉÉcå £ÉMÉiÉ ®ÉªÉ nɺÉÉ* Þ

It means: “ªÉÉxÉÉÒ àÉä®É ABÉE cÉÒ vÉxÉ cè ®ÉàÉ xÉÉàÉ +ÉÉè® àÉä®ÉÒ ABÉE cÉÒ +ÉɶÉÉ cè ®ÉàÉ BÉEÉÒ, ABÉE cÉÒ

£É®ÉäºÉÉ cè ®ÉàÉ BÉEÉ* ®ÉVÉÉ ºÉÉc¤É, +ÉÉ{ÉBÉEÉ ´Éc vÉxÉ iÉÉä +ÉÉ VÉÉAMÉÉ, ãÉäÉÊBÉExÉ àÉä®É ªÉc vÉxÉ SÉãÉÉ VÉÉAMÉÉ*

ªÉc àÉÆVÉÚ® xÉcÉÓ cè* Þ

On hearing this, there was thumping of desks from all sides of the

House.

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