Winter 2020 #549 · Winter 2020 League Champion * wins $24 in IWA credit VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz...
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Winter 2020 League Champion * wins $24 in IWA credit VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz (37-25-1) *4 $131,700 … #10 or 501 TV Champion LB: Robert Van Damage (3,301-834-149) *68 $7,306,400 … #108 or 502 Atlanc Champion ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis (131-35-14) *3 $374,200 … #129 or 503 Central Champion VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz (47-7-3) *6 $123,500 … #12 or 504 Dixie Champion IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves (199-154-32) *27 $979,700 … #124 or 505 Eastern Champion IMT: Comedy and Podcast Hero (141-107-21) *22 $1,074,000 … #132 or 506 Mountain Champion ALPHA: Dragon Boy (103-55-10) *1 $313,600 … #71 or 507 Northern Champion * from the bale royal LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle (1,622-342-89) *25 $3,662,500 … #18 or 508 Pacific Champion Hammerfist Corbin (38-18-5) *3 $120,300 … #185 or 509 Prairie Champion VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz (20-8-2) *2 $75,400 … #28 or 510 Southern Champion IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Bre Brown (825-279-132) *98 $1,368,200 … #114 or 511 Western Champion IMT: Mike “The Mangler” Eaves (229-174-31) *23 $1,091,900 … #52 or 512 Tag-team Champions Vicky Venom and The Ogress Agatha Agony #54 & #58 or 789 TV Tag-team Champions EDGE: Metalya Rein and Metalya Rayne #154 & #155 or 987 Six-man Champions Vicky Venom, The Ogress Agatha Agony, and Princess Penelope Paine #54, #58, & #87 or 789 TV Six-man Champions IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Bre Brown, IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves, and Mean Mike Eaves #114, #124, & #153 or 987 #549
Transcript of Winter 2020 #549 · Winter 2020 League Champion * wins $24 in IWA credit VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz...
Winter 2020
League Champion * wins $24 in IWA creditVIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz(37-25-1) *4 $131,700 … #10 or 501
TV ChampionLB: Robert Van Damage(3,301-834-149) *68 $7,306,400 … #108 or 502
Atlantic ChampionALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis(131-35-14) *3 $374,200 … #129 or 503
Central ChampionVIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz(47-7-3) *6 $123,500 … #12 or 504
Dixie ChampionIMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves(199-154-32) *27 $979,700 … #124 or 505
Eastern ChampionIMT: Comedy and Podcast Hero(141-107-21) *22 $1,074,000 … #132 or 506
Mountain ChampionALPHA: Dragon Boy(103-55-10) *1 $313,600 … #71 or 507
Northern Champion * from the battle royalLB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle(1,622-342-89) *25 $3,662,500 … #18 or 508
Pacific ChampionHammerfist Corbin(38-18-5) *3 $120,300 … #185 or 509
Prairie ChampionVIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz(20-8-2) *2 $75,400 … #28 or 510
Southern ChampionIMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown(825-279-132) *98 $1,368,200 … #114 or 511
Western ChampionIMT: Mike “The Mangler” Eaves(229-174-31) *23 $1,091,900 … #52 or 512
Tag-team ChampionsVicky Venom and The Ogress Agatha Agony#54 & #58 or 789
TV Tag-team ChampionsEDGE: Metalya Rein and Metalya Rayne#154 & #155 or 987
Six-man ChampionsVicky Venom, The Ogress Agatha Agony, and Princess Penelope Paine#54, #58, & #87 or 789
TV Six-man ChampionsIMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown, IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves, and Mean Mike Eaves#114, #124, & #153 or 987
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2 ASL Rankings
1. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht (9,814-756-236) *156 $18,698,500.................................................................#86
2. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker (5,477-531-195) *172 $8,441,300....#1113. “The UNnatural” Vic Villain (2,834-238-68) *20 $2,670,900........................#1774. LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat (3,268-920-195) *62 $7,652,300................#1875. LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel (2,656-780-139) *47 $6,533,700.....................#147
6. LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana (2,498-707-156) *59 $5,982,500......................#67. LB: F.L. Slobberknocker (1,891-480-104) *36 $4,011,300.................................#28. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Nightmare Sam Hell (1,254-436-174) *129 $2,195,600.......#759. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions (1,115-394-185) *120 $2,329,800..............#83
10. IMT/LPPF/DOD: Classy Eddie Degrassi (757-252-106) *76 $1,650,300...........#76
11. EDGE: Daddy (498-36-19) *10 $908,000.......................................................#14212. The Giant Bob (399-52-22) *7 $827,100.......................................................#16113. IMT: Wrestler I Won At Imagimania (463-127-28) *20 $1,023,000..............#14314. IMT: Papa Razzo (430-114-23) *14 $785,000................................................#14015. IMT/LPPF: Mean Mike Eaves (425-317-43) *45 $2,150,500.........................#15316. IMT: Mister Fight from America (236-153-28) *25 $793,000........................#13317. IMT: Sky Daddy (185-110-18) *34 $1,409,000..............................................#10518. IMT: Play By Mail Besties (274-203-33) *31 $1,562,200...............................#17119. ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis (110-40-13) *1 $265,900...................................#19020. Nathanfly (111-54-4) *4 $361,500................................................................#15921. King Kong Bradley (100-48-8) *2 $297,500...................................................#15222. The Ogress Agatha Agony (55-3) $107,100.....................................................#5823. Princess Penelope Paine (54-4) *1 $86,100....................................................#8724. Vicky Venom (42-3-1) $96,200........................................................................#5425. EDGE: Metal Raine (75-54-14) *7 $414,100..................................................#13526. “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero (28-8-4) $48,300........................................#17627. IMT: Awesome Sean MCA (30-11-2) $59,900..................................................#6028. VIRUS/Luniz: The King of Schwing M.J. (19-6) *2 $70,600..............................#3329. EDGE: Mommy (43-31-6) *3 $186,200..........................................................#16030. Brandon the Truant Officer (24-17-4) $84,300..............................................#12731. VIRUS/Luniz: Dzzz Knutzz (11-4-1) *2 $51,500..................................................#932. VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Deeezz Knutzz (10-5-2) *3 $47,900.......................................#533. EDGE: Metal Reign (57-55-8) *6 $369,500....................................................#13134. EDGE: Metalya Rayne (20-19-5) *3 $155,500...............................................#15535. IMT: Buddy the Golden Boy Shantell (5-7-1) $33,500...................................#10736. IMT: Aggressive Denial (166-169-24) *20 $987,300......................................#14937. EDGE: Metalya Rein (6-9-4) *2 $126,400......................................................#15438. IMT: Diamond Brett Robbins (6-12-3) $47,200..............................................#14439. IMT: Mr. Expert Cory Robbins (2-10-1) $22,200............................................#13840. IMT: Slapped Fate (159-168-29) *31 $1,030,200..........................................#14841. Chris Champion (36-45) $58,700...................................................................#17042. Mr. Sexy Sheldon Travis (8-18) $62,100.........................................................#18843. Susie Q (245-263) *2 $409,600........................................................................#3944. Karen (269-599-1) *2 $444,600.....................................................................#121
45. IMT/ARMY: Draxxor (1,105-182-24) *28 $575,200..........................................#3146. IMT/ARMY: Shatter (1,082-198-44) *32 $961,300..........................................#3747. IMT/ARMY: God of Thunder (1,279-457-78) *44 $2,033,400.........................#4148. IMT/ARMY: The Starchild (1,363-580-94) *34 $2,411,400..............................#6749. IMT/ARMY: The Scorpion (1,148-472-80) *41 $2,010,200..............................#6550. IMT/ARMY: Cold Blood (912-248-54) *34 $903,900........................................#2351. CC: California Executioner 2 (525-170-32) *24 $1,221,700..........................#18252. DOD: “The Indian Princess” Heather Red Wolf (111-43-7) *8 $287,500........#5753. NFG: Black Pantera 4000 (125-72-3) *4 $281,900........................................#10054. DOD: Mad Dog Matthew Ratlif (71-24-7) *7 $217,800..................................#1755. IMT: The Animal (63-16-2) *6 $390,400..........................................................#8256. IMT: The Beast (50-5-8) *7 $296,700..............................................................#8157. IMT: The Monster (36-14-6) *5 $259,100.......................................................#7858. IMT: “Mankind’s Last Hope” Marcus Champion (47-29-1) *6 $125,000.........#9959. VIRUS: Scape Goat (15-4-6) *2 $38,500........................................................#10260. Kid Malicious (15-6-4) $47,300......................................................................#15161. VIRUS: Hubba Bubba (10-2-1) *1 $33,500.........................................................#862. VIRUS: Ghetto Reaper (10-2) *1 $30,300........................................................#9763. IMT: “For the Win” Tommy Quinn (17-10-1) *3 $57,600..............................#11064. THB: Mikey the Mullet Moorekowski (28-22-1) *4 $92,300...........................#1565. VIRUS: Skittles (8-3) *1 $25,200......................................................................#2666. DOD: Big Bad Timothy Ratlif (48-45-4) *7 $218,600......................................#2467. VIRUS: Ter Antula (5-2) *1 $19,800...............................................................#109
68. SOS: Isaac Hammer (6-4-1) $27,600..............................................................#12569. IMT: “Beard Faced Killer” Jacob Cross (11-11-3) *4 $59,500........................#12070. VIRUS: Alcatraz (3-3) *1 $16,500...................................................................#10671. IMT: “The Undeniable” Kobayashi Maru (9-10-2) *4 $53,700........................#9572. SOS: Nautilus Hammer (3-4-1) $23,300........................................................#12873. SOS: Johannes Hammer (3-4) $20,700..........................................................#12674. IMT: “RPG” Robert Prometheus Garrison (12-16-4) *5 $59,400...................#11675. THB: Eric the Urkel Johnstown (11-17) *1 $47,300.........................................#7776. SOS: Dominion Death (3-12) *1 $41,500.......................................................#15877. SOS: Dominion Blood (2-12) *1 $31,900.......................................................#15678. “Wild” Cherry Moon (17-32) $18,300...........................................................#18979. THB: Timmy “Little Jimmy” Williamson (5-21) *2 $25,300...........................#13080. IMT: “TNT” Theodore Nathaniel Titan (7-29) *5 $73,700.............................#11281. Giant Machine (13-44) *1 $43,300..................................................................#7982. Sandi Beech (3-62) $16,000...........................................................................#18683. Christmas Carol (1-60) $7,700.......................................................................#16484. Mona Lott (1-65) $3,100................................................................................#17885. Anita Mann (5-70) $23,000............................................................................#17486. Little Rock Pebbles Flintrock (3-78) $19,400.................................................#17387. Outlaw Mike Maverick (1-85) $10,600..........................................................#18488. Giant Gina Juggler (2-102) $21,300...............................................................#16289. A Giant (263-370-17) *4 $814,700................................................................#13790. The Giant (184-355-2) *2 $447,700...............................................................#13691. Dastardly Dan Dirtbag (1-225) $23,700...........................................................#4492. Sneeze McDaniels (1-316) $38,100...............................................................#16393. Prof. Horace Pain (2-371) $65,400...................................................................#9894. Wolfgang Von Streudel (1-372) $7,800..........................................................#14695. Chief Hockaloogie (3-381) $51,400...............................................................#15796. Little Joe Cartwheel (4-408) $21,100...............................................................#8897. The Lone Stranger (1-419) $35,000...............................................................#11598. Johnny the Judge Dredd (1-419) $33,000........................................................#6299. Trojan the Latex Warrior (1-432) $25,700.......................................................#85
100. The Masked Target (1-452) $22,400................................................................#53101. Husky Harris (2-477) $22,100..........................................................................#63102. Lefty Lomax (1-496) $71,400...........................................................................#92103. El Tigre Rojo (1-507) $63,200..........................................................................#25104. Kurt the Snake Plisten (1-508) $12,100.........................................................#104105. Thunder Clapp (2-530) $97,400.......................................................................#29106. Bad News Brad (1-556) $64,400......................................................................#84107. Sparky Plugg (2-563) $82,500..........................................................................#74108. El Diablo Sanchez (2-688) $76,500..................................................................#56109. Christian Jakob (42-1,080) $122,200...............................................................#68110. Jumping Jim Jupiter (2-1,063) $59,400............................................................#91111. Sean Champion (35-1,111-1) $198,600...........................................................#22112. The Bench Warmer Jr. (5-1,096) $27,400......................................................#117113. The Insane Warrior (4-1,354) $101,800........................................................#113114. Rocstar (2-1,432) $1,200.................................................................................#55115. Summer Reign (0-84) $11,300.......................................................................#169116. Exotic Arianna Sweet (0-88) $2,200...............................................................#175117. Tinsel Town Tina (0-90) $200.........................................................................#172118. Bobbi Sox (0-106)...........................................................................................#181119. The Narcissist Oedipus Rex (0-221) $12,600.................................................#145120. Beautiful Beaufort Love (0-230) $2,400..........................................................#50121. Mountain Man Rocky Hill (0-243) $28,300......................................................#51122. Screaming Willie Pinnum (0-251) $12,700....................................................#166123. Precious Paul Pringle (0-253) $9,900...............................................................#49124. Krusher Karl Kreel (0-254) $29,600..................................................................#96125. Po Boy M.T. Pockets (0-261) $18,900...............................................................#45126. Matt Burns (0-264) $11,600............................................................................#43127. The King Midas Golden (0-267) $27,900.........................................................#48128. Pit Bull Victor Royce (0-710) $97,400..............................................................#20129. Crybaby Canton (0-728) $44,800.....................................................................#42130. Roadie Rhodes (0-862) $75,600....................................................................#139131. Lucky the 3-Legged Dog (0-863) $65,100......................................................#103132. Stinky McReeky (0-874) $93,700...................................................................#101133. Pepe the Putrid Old Mare (0-874) $77,700...................................................#180134. Patrick Danica (0-904) $85,600......................................................................#183135. Dancing Lance Sugarfoot (0-916) $22,400....................................................#141136. Rick O’Shea (0-934) $77,300.........................................................................#168137. Santino Moonbeam (0-1,019) $2,300...........................................................#179
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ASL Matches 3
Card 1: Held in Seattle (Attendance: 38,116)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz beat LB: F.L. Slobberknocker at 28:12 (Brain-buster) by 2.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker decked Pit Bull Victor Royce at 3:56 (Pumphandle Slam) by 86.
LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel overpowered Matt Burns at 5:18 (Pumphandle Slam) by95.
The Ogress Agatha Agony destroyed Screaming Willie Pinnum at 4:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 93.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain overpowered Trojan the Latex Warrior at 5:56 (Fallaway Slam) by 71 (non-title).
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker over Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 5:42 (Dis-qualification: loaded elbow pad).
LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel decked IMT: Play By Mail Besties at 28:57 (Shooting StarPress) by 1.
ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis and “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero* annihilated DOD: Mad Dog Matthew Ratlif* and “The Indian Princess” Heather Red Wolf at 24:41 (Wild Piledriver) by 6.
Main event: “The UNnatural” Vic Villain defeated IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht at 46:00 (The Growth Factor) by 2.
Card 2: Held in Watts (Attendance: 31,509)
LB: F.L. Slobberknocker beat Sean Champion at 5:38 (Fallaway Slam) by 97.LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel defeated Pit Bull Victor Royce at 6:42 (Pumphandle
Slam) by 83.The Giant Bob decked Matt Burns at 2:16 (Chickenwing) by 94.The Ogress Agatha Agony over Rick O’Shea at 6:31 (Count Out).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht bested Krusher Karl Kreel at 0:48 (Cobra
Clutch) by 164 (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker defeated Patrick Danica at 7:52 (Pumphandle
Slam) by 66.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain bested LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel at 29:59 (Superplex)
by 4.ALPHA: Dragon Boy* and “Lethal” Joey Davis destroyed IMT/ARMY: Draxxor* and
Shatter at 15:49 (Lights Out) by 14.Main event: “The UNnatural” Vic Villain beat EDGE: Daddy at 34:33 (The Growth
Factor) by 2.
Card 3: Held in San Salvador (Attendance: 48,924)
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz pinned LB: F.L. Slobberknocker at 27:16 (Brainbuster) by4.
The Giant Bob bested Pit Bull Victor Royce at 1:00 (Giant Drop) by 145.Chris Champion decked Matt Burns at 4:18 (European Uppercut) by 67 (cage).The Ogress Agatha Agony won over Chris Champion at 6:14 (Spear of Agony) by 84.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht annihilated Stinky McReeky at 4:57
(Pumphandle Slam) by 75 (non-title).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain outmuscled The Insane Warrior at 7:01 (Fallaway Slam)
by 55 (non-title).LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel decked Santino Moonbeam at 5:21 (Palm Strike) by 76.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA* and ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis overpowered Susie Q*
and Chris Champion at 6:42 (Brainbuster) by 34.Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz destroyed “The UNnatural” Vic Vil-
lain at 31:42 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Card 4: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 42,040)
LB: F.L. Slobberknocker over Johnny the Judge Dredd at 19:17 (Count Out).Chris Champion decked Pit Bull Victor Royce at 7:52 (Champion) by 66.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero bested Matt Burns at 3:29 (Side Slam) by 96.The Ogress Agatha Agony overpowered Santino Moonbeam at 4:06 (Palm Strike) by
82.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht won over Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 5:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by 82 (non-title).
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown destroyed ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis at 27:49 (Curb Stomp) by 3.
LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel decked Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 3:32 (Pumphandle Slam) by 92.
Susie Q and Chris Champion over Roadie Rhodes and Bobbi Sox at 2:43 (Count Out) (no disqualification).
Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz defeated ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 27:09 (Brainbuster) by 3.
Card 5: Held in Garden City (Attendance: 45,624)
LB: F.L. Slobberknocker over Lefty Lomax at 2:14 (Disqualification: nail file).“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero bested Pit Bull Victor Royce at 5:08 (Side Slam) by
84.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain outmuscled Matt Burns at 5:00 (Fallaway Slam) by 94
(non-title).The Ogress Agatha Agony over Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 14:50 (Count Out).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht won over Roadie Rhodes at 2:31
(Pumphandle Slam) by 61 (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown annihilated LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel at
28:15 (Curb Stomp) by 2.LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel decked Bobbi Sox at 1:03 (Shooting Star Press) by 152.Tag-team titles: Vicky Venom and The Ogress Agatha Agony* destroyed EDGE:
Metal Reign and Metal Raine* at 28:47 (Deadly Strike) by 2.Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz bested IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illu-
sions at 55:13 (Brainbuster) by 4.
Card 6: Held in Gander (Attendance: 46,092)
LB: F.L. Slobberknocker bested EDGE: Daddy at 27:19 (GTS) by 1.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain bested Pit Bull Victor Royce at 0:31 (Headlock) by 102
(non-title).Chris Champion annihilated Dastardly Dan Dirtbag at 4:16 (Champion) by 62 (guest
ref Pit Bull Victor Royce).The Ogress Agatha Agony outmuscled Bobbi Sox at 1:44 (Spear of Agony) by 154.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht defeated Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 1:55
(Bodyslam) by 111 (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown decked King Kong Bradley at 29:35 (Curb
Stomp) by 4.LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel destroyed Patrick Danica at 6:36 (Pumphandle Slam) by
63.Vicky Venom* and The Ogress Agatha Agony destroyed EDGE: Metalya Rein and
Metalya Rayne* at 28:58 (Deadly Strike) by 2.Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz beat EDGE: Mommy at 49:40
(Brainbuster) by 3.
Card 7: Held in Nice (Attendance: 46,296)
LB: F.L. Slobberknocker outmuscled Giant Gina Juggler at 1:54 (GTS) by 129.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain beat Sean Champion at 6:11 (Ankle Lock) by 97 (non-ti-
tle).The Ogress Agatha Agony decked Po Boy M.T. Pockets at 2:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by
78.The Ogress Agatha Agony destroyed Patrick Danica at 4:26 (Turnbuckle Smash) by
71.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht defeated The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at
2:32 (Bodyslam) by 95 (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown decked “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero at 29:18
(Curb Stomp) by 3.IMT: Slapped Fate beat Chris Champion at 6:36 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 84.EDGE: Metal Reign* and Metal Raine overpowered IMT: Awesome Sean MCA and
Diamond Brett Robbins* at 15:01 (Brotherly Love) by 7.
4 ASL Matches
Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz defeated VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzzat 55:02 (Brainbuster) by 2.
Card 8: Held in Barbours Cut (Attendance: 40,289)
LB: F.L. Slobberknocker over Tinsel Town Tina at 9:17 (Disqualification: nail file).VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz drew Vicky Venom at 8:54 (Double Count Out).ALPHA: Dragon Boy over Po Boy M.T. Pockets at 3:45 (Disqualification: hit ref).IMT: Awesome Sean MCA over Karen at 5:42 (Count Out) (guest ref Vicky Venom).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht destroyed Screaming Willie Pinnum at
4:14 (Pumphandle Slam) by 89 (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown decked “The UNnatural” Vic Villain at 28:04
(Curb Stomp) by 1.EDGE: Mommy beat King Kong Bradley at 28:17 (Mommy’s Mayhem) by 1.EDGE: Metal Reign* and Metal Raine won over ALPHA: Dragon Boy and “Lethal”
Joey Davis* at 23:42 (Brotherly Love) by 6.Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz outmuscled IMT: Play By Mail Besties at
59:43 (Brainbuster) by 5.
Card 9: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 42,668)
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain decked LB: F.L. Slobberknocker at 29:21 (The Growth Factor) by 1.
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz annihilated ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 27:59 (Brainbuster) by 5 (non-title).
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht annihilated Po Boy M.T. Pockets at 5:05 (Pumphandle Slam) by 74 (non-title).
IMT: Awesome Sean MCA drew EDGE: Daddy at 0:58 (No Contest).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht overpowered Rick O’Shea at 4:44
(Pumphandle Slam) by 73 (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown bested ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 29:07
(Curb Stomp) by 3.ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis defeated King Kong Bradley at 27:56 (Lethal Injection) by
1.EDGE: Metalya Rein* and Metalya Rayne outmuscled ALPHA: Dragon Boy* and
“Lethal” Joey Davis at 16:44 (Sisterly Love) by 6.Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz drew VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz (Time
Limit).
Card 10: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 34,043)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz bested VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Deeezz Knutzz at 28:23(Brainbuster) by 4.
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz won over IMT/LPPF/DOD: Nightmare Sam Hell at 22:57 (Brainbuster) by 9.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker beat Po Boy M.T. Pockets at 6:57 (PumphandleSlam) by 73.
IMT: Awesome Sean MCA tied ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 6:45 (Double Count Out).
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht outmuscled Tinsel Town Tina at 3:09 (PalmStrike) by 117 (non-title).
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain won over The Lone Stranger at 1:01 (Ankle Lock) by 125 (non-title).
IMT/LPPF: Mean Mike Eaves beat EDGE: Mommy at 27:04 (Cradle DDT) by 5.EDGE: Metalya Rein* and Metalya Rayne beat IMT: Buddy the Golden Boy Shantell
and Mr. Expert Cory Robbins* at 22:24 (Sisterly Love) by 9.Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz beat IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown at
34:52 (Brainbuster) by 2.
Card 11: Held in Austin (Attendance: 41,534)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz pinned LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana at 27:34 (Brain-buster) by 4.
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz won over Brandon the Truant Officer at 29:19 (Brain-buster) by 3.
LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel decked Po Boy M.T. Pockets at 7:18 (Pumphandle Slam) by 70.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain defeated Johnny the Judge Dredd at 1:45 (Fallaway Slam) by 99 (non-title).
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht over Santino Moonbeam at 4:09 (Disquali-fication: refused to break choke) (non-title).
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain decked The Bench Warmer Jr. at 3:22 (Headlock) by 121 (non-title).
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain beat Chief Hockaloogie at 1:20 (The Growth Factor) by 144 (non-title).
EDGE: Metal Reign* and Metal Raine destroyed LB: Robert Van Damage* and The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 27:47 (Brotherly Love) by 2.
Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz defeated ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 42:45 (Brainbuster) by 5.
Card 12: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 32,970)
LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana defeated El Diablo Sanchez at 3:24 (Palm Strike) by 112.
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz annihilated ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis at 27:25 (Brain-buster) by 5.
The Giant Bob over Po Boy M.T. Pockets at 1:16 (Count Out).IMT/ARMY: The Scorpion outmuscled Karen at 0:32 (Superplex) by 100 (guest ref
Dastardly Dan Dirtbag).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht over Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 3:39
(Count Out) (non-title).LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat overpowered The Bench Warmer Jr. at 1:31 (Back El-
bow Smash) by 126.EDGE: Mommy drew “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero (Time Limit).EDGE: Metalya Rein* and Metalya Rayne pinned LB: Robert Van Damage* and The
Legendary Eddie Sweat at 28:55 (Sisterly Love) by 2.Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz bested IMT: Papa Razzo at 59:21 (Brain-
buster) by 5.
Card 13: Held in Gary (Attendance: 39,307)
LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana over Husky Harris at 4:46 (Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz annihilated IMT: Mr. Expert Cory Robbins at 21:34
(Brainbuster) by 6.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero pinned Po Boy M.T. Pockets at 6:38 (Side Slam) by
71.IMT/ARMY: The Starchild defeated Karen at 4:46 (Backbreaker) by 95.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht decked Bobbi Sox at 1:20 (German Ham-
mer) by 151 (non-title).IMT: “Beard Faced Killer” Jacob Cross annihilated Karen at 3:03 (Brainbuster) by 92
(no disqualification).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain pinned EDGE: Mommy at 28:41 (The Growth Factor) by
2.VIRUS: Ter Antula and THB: Timmy “Little Jimmy” Williamson* overpowered Karen*
and Chris Champion at 9:36 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 49 (Texas death).Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz decked IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker
at 52:25 (Brainbuster) by 4.
Card 14: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 40,319)
LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana destroyed Christian Jakob at 3:02 (Running Bulldog) by 86.
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz overpowered IMT: Wrestler I Won At Imagimania at 27:44 (Brainbuster) by 3.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain pinned Po Boy M.T. Pockets at 4:38 (Fallaway Slam) by 69(non-title).
LB: Robert Van Damage won over Christian Jakob at 1:31 (Super Frog Splash) by 86.
ASL Matches 5
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht pinned Patrick Danica at 7:46 (Pumphan-dle Slam) by 67 (non-title).
IMT: “Beard Faced Killer” Jacob Cross won over Chris Champion at 6:34 (Fairytale Ending) by 77 (TLC).
Hammerfist Corbin decked EDGE: Mommy at 27:57 (Superplex) by 5.Karen and Chris Champion* defeated Summer Reign* and Sandi Beech at 5:47 (fig-
ure four) by 56 (Texas tornado).Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz bested LB: Robert Van Damage at 55:26
(Brainbuster) by 4.
Card 15: Held in Cheyenne (Attendance: 32,717)
LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana decked ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 27:05 (Running Bull-dog) by 1.
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz beat IMT: Aggressive Denial at 27:53 (Brainbuster) by 3.The Ogress Agatha Agony over The King Midas Golden at 4:41 (Disqualification: nail
file).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain defeated Christian Jakob at 3:27 (Backbreaker) by 88
(non-title).Princess Penelope Paine over Karen at 2:56 (Disqualification: hidden spike) (guest
ref Susie Q).Brandon the Truant Officer outmuscled Karen at 5:50 (Brainbuster) by 97 (guest ref
Pit Bull Victor Royce).EDGE: Mommy tied ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 6:40 (Double Disqualification).EDGE: Metal Reign* and Metal Raine decked ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis* and “The
Bruiser” Roderick Romero at 24:03 (Brotherly Love) by 6.Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz pinned LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat at
17:53 (Brainbuster) by 6.
Card 16: Held in Utica (Attendance: 46,626)
LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana defeated EDGE: Mommy at 27:44 (Running Bulldog) by 1.
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz beat Nathanfly at 21:34 (Brainbuster) by 9.ALPHA: Dragon Boy outmuscled The King Midas Golden at 3:50 (European Upper-
cut) by 107.ALPHA: Dragon Boy won over IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions at 28:50 (Dragon-
plex) by 1.Princess Penelope Paine destroyed ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis at 29:29 (Pain Driver)
by 3.ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis defeated Karen at 4:50 (Backbreaker) by 97.The Giant Bob overpowered Screaming Willie Pinnum at 5:46 (Chickenwing) by 84.EDGE: Metalya Rein* and Metalya Rayne beat ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis* and “The
Bruiser” Roderick Romero at 22:41 (Sisterly Love) by 6.Main event: VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz bested LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel at 33:09
(Brainbuster) by 4.
Card 17: Held in El Paso (Attendance: 40,714)
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain beat LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana at 28:20 (The Growth Factor) by 1.
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz won over “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero at 29:51 (Brainbuster) by 5.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht over The King Midas Golden at 7:38 (Dis-qualification: used brass knuckles) (non-title).
ALPHA: Dragon Boy bested Krusher Karl Kreel at 1:58 (Brainbuster) by 169.Princess Penelope Paine won over EDGE: Mommy at 27:30 (Pain Driver) by 3.LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel outmuscled Karen at 3:16 (Cobra Clutch) by 94.The Giant Bob defeated Rick O’Shea at 2:03 (Giant Drop) by 157.SOS: Dominion Blood and Dominion Death* beat ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis and
“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero* at 22:56 (Jem’hadar Slam) by 10.
Card 18: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 33,395)
VIRUS: Hubba Bubba pinned Chris Champion at 3:03 (Hammerlock) by 61.VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz annihilated “The UNnatural” Vic Villain at 28:00 (Brain-
buster) by 3.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker beat The King Midas Golden at 3:16
(Pumphandle Slam) by 110.ALPHA: Dragon Boy over Stinky McReeky at 3:17 (Count Out).Princess Penelope Paine decked Bobbi Sox at 4:44 (Headlock) by 76.Karen over Giant Gina Juggler at 4:07 (Count Out) (guest ref Princess Penelope
Paine).IMT: Play By Mail Besties outmuscled The Giant Bob at 28:55 (XOXO 143 Amigo!) by
2.EDGE: Metal Reign and Metal Raine* outmuscled IMT: Mr. Expert Cory Robbins*
and Diamond Brett Robbins at 23:09 (Brotherly Love) by 9.
Card 19: Held in Hong Kong (Attendance: 34,800)
VIRUS/Luniz: Dzzz Knutzz pinned IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions at 27:19 (Brain-buster) by 4.
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz won over LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 24:53 (Brainbuster) by 6.
LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel beat The King Midas Golden at 1:35 (Pumphandle Slam)by 107.
ALPHA: Dragon Boy defeated Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 2:19 (Superplex) by 141.LB: Robert Van Damage over Little Joe Cartwheel at 4:02 (Count Out).Karen pinned Summer Reign at 5:35 (Hip Toss) by 93.The Giant Bob destroyed Santino Moonbeam at 5:55 (Palm Strike) by 76.EDGE: Metal Reign and Metal Raine drew EDGE: Metalya Rein and Metalya Rayne at
2:46 (Double Disqualification).
Card 20: Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 45,426)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz decked ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 27:43 (Brainbuster) by 5 (non-title).
VIRUS/Luniz: Looney Knutzz beat ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 27:26 (Brainbuster) by 5.
The Giant Bob destroyed The King Midas Golden at 4:29 (Chickenwing) by 106.ALPHA: Dragon Boy bested IMT: Buddy the Golden Boy Shantell at 27:21 (Brain-
buster) by 2.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain defeated Jumping Jim Jupiter at 2:13 (Pumphandle Slam)
by 82 (non-title).Karen over Tinsel Town Tina at 6:00 (Count Out) (guest ref Hubba Bubba).The Giant Bob outmuscled Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 5:52 (Chickenwing) by 91.EDGE: Metal Reign and Metal Raine* annihilated Nathanfly* and The Giant Bob at
27:46 (Brotherly Love) by 5.
Card 21: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 31,983)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz defeated IMT/LPPF/DOD: Classy Eddie Degrassi at 22:34 (Brainbuster) by 6.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain outmuscled Thunder Clapp at 0:35 (The Growth Factor) by 156 (non-title).
“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero pinned The King Midas Golden at 4:23 (Side Slam) by 108.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker decked ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 27:46 (Domina-tor) by 1.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Lefty Lomax at 6:40 (Disqualification: hit ref) (non-title).
Little Rock Pebbles Flintrock bested Karen at 15:39 (Boston Crab) by 13 (cage).The Giant Bob over Bobbi Sox at 2:54 (Count Out).LB: F.L. Slobberknocker*, Cowboy Black Jack Kavana, and Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle
outmuscled Susie Q*, Karen, and Giant Gina Juggler at 10:44 (GTS) by 29.
6 ASL Matches
Card 22: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 39,147)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz beat LB: Robert Van Damage at 27:27 (Brainbuster) by 4.IMT/ARMY: Draxxor overpowered Chris Champion at 3:00 (Slingshot Suplex) by 76
(guest ref Ter Antula).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain beat The King Midas Golden at 2:04 (Fallaway Slam) by
106 (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown bested ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 29:06 (Curb
Stomp) by 3 (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker beat Krusher Karl Kreel at 0:54 (Backbreaker)
by 168.Karen won over Exotic Arianna Sweet at 9:58 (piledriver) by 33.The Giant Bob annihilated Patrick Danica at 2:44 (Giant Drop) by 159.Six-man titles: Vicky Venom, The Ogress Agatha Agony*, and Princess Penelope
Paine won over LB: F.L. Slobberknocker, Cowboy Black Jack Kavana*, and Cow-boy Sexton Hardcastle at 16:51 (Deadly Strike) by 7.
Card 23: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 47,114)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz decked IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown at 28:57 (Brainbuster) by 2 (non-title).
VIRUS/Luniz: The King of Schwing M.J. defeated ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 27:45 (Brain-buster) by 1.
The Ogress Agatha Agony over Precious Paul Pringle at 5:34 (Count Out).IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves bested ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 22:28 (Flying Elbow Of Top Rope)
by 7 (non-title).LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel won over Krusher Karl Kreel at 2:26 (Superplex) by 167.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain pinned Karen at 5:04 (Backbreaker) by 97 (non-title).ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis pinned The Giant Bob at 27:39 (Lethal Injection) by 2.LB: F.L. Slobberknocker*, Cowboy Black Jack Kavana, and Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle
defeated IMT: Awesome Sean MCA*, Mr. Expert Cory Robbins, and Diamond Brett Robbins at 28:22 (GTS) by 2.
Card 24: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 48,585)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz overpowered Brandon the Truant Officer at 29:43 (Brain-buster) by 3.
Susie Q pinned Matt Burns at 2:12 (Bulldog) by 82 (guest ref Marcus Champion).ALPHA: Dragon Boy bested Precious Paul Pringle at 1:17 (Hammerlock) by 105.IMT: Comedy and Podcast Hero annihilated ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 21:21 (Chip Has a
Podcast) by 6 (non-title).The Giant Bob won over Krusher Karl Kreel at 2:24 (Cobra Clutch) by 161.Karen annihilated Mona Lott at 5:10 (Ankle Lock) by 87 (falls count anywhere).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain annihilated Christmas Carol at 2:39 (The Growth Factor)
by 131 (non-title).LB: F.L. Slobberknocker, Cowboy Black Jack Kavana*, and Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle
pinned ALPHA: Dragon Boy, “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero*, and ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 18:33 (GTS) by 7.
Card 25: Held in Sandusky (Attendance: 36,508)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz destroyed ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis at 27:29 (Brain-buster) by 5.
Susie Q decked The Masked Target at 6:07 (Bulldog) by 81.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht over Precious Paul Pringle at 6:31 (Count
Out) (non-title).ALPHA: Dragon Boy overpowered Roadie Rhodes at 4:15 (European Uppercut) by
57.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero defeated Krusher Karl Kreel at 0:51 (Superplex) by
169.Karen over “Wild” Cherry Moon at 4:08 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero outmuscled Screaming Willie Pinnum at 2:43 (Side
Slam) by 86.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Classy Eddie Degrassi, IMT: Slapped Fate, and Aggressive Denial* outmuscled LB: F.L. Slobberknocker, Cowboy Black Jack Kavana*, and Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle at 17:09 (Sleeper Choke) by 7.
Card 26: Held in Quebec (Attendance: 32,345)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz defeated IMT: Mister Fight from America at 29:16 (Brain-buster) by 4.
Vicky Venom defeated Susie Q at 4:50 (Superplex) by 69 (guest ref Dastardly Dan Dirtbag).
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker over Precious Paul Pringle at 27:55 (Disqualifi-cation: pushed ref).
ALPHA: Dragon Boy outmuscled Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 4:46 (European Upper-cut) by 74.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain annihilated Krusher Karl Kreel at 6:49 (Fallaway Slam) by 81 (non-title).
IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves defeated Chris Champion at 6:29 (Flying Elbow Of Top Rope) by 88.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain pinned Screaming Willie Pinnum at 3:21 (Fallaway Slam) by 84 (non-title).
IMT: Sky Daddy, Mister Fight from America, and Wrestler I Won At Imagimania* an-nihilated LB: F.L. Slobberknocker, Cowboy Black Jack Kavana*, and Cowboy Sex-ton Hardcastle at 27:35 (Do the Dirty) by 5.
Card 27: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 39,884)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz decked IMT: Mr. Expert Cory Robbins at 20:39 (Camel Clutch) by 6.
DOD: “The Indian Princess” Heather Red Wolf bested Susie Q at 4:48 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 57 (no disqualification).
LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel pinned Precious Paul Pringle at 2:48 (Palm Strike) by 107.
ALPHA: Dragon Boy defeated EDGE: Daddy at 21:22 (Brainbuster) by 6.LB: Robert Van Damage bested Prof. Horace Pain at 4:56 (Headlock) by 82.Dixie title: IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves beat ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 23:52 (Flying
Elbow Off Top Rope) by 7.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero over Rick O’Shea at 7:20 (Disqualification: used rope
to choke).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown*, IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves, and Mean Mike Eaves
won over LB: F.L. Slobberknocker, Cowboy Black Jack Kavana, and Cowboy SextonHardcastle* at 15:20 (Curb Stomp) by 7.
Card 28: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 45,985)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz won over IMT: Diamond Brett Robbins at 22:57 (Camel Clutch) by 9.
Susie Q beat Sparky Plugg at 7:12 (The Spirit) by 63 (guest ref Matt Burns).The Giant Bob pinned Precious Paul Pringle at 3:46 (Palm Strike) by 107.ALPHA: Dragon Boy beat The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 0:33 (Brainbuster) by 123.IMT: “Mankind’s Last Hope” Marcus Champion overpowered Karen at 2:36 (Brain-
buster) by 94.Brandon the Truant Officer annihilated Chris Champion at 5:46 (Tardy Bell) by 83
(guest ref God of Thunder).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain destroyed Rick O’Shea at 4:32 (Fallaway Slam) by 68
(non-title).LB: F.L. Slobberknocker, Cowboy Black Jack Kavana, and Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle
tied King Kong Bradley, Nathanfly, and The Giant Bob (Time Limit).
Card 29: Held in Mexicali (Attendance: 45,976)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz defeated EDGE: Metalya Rayne at 17:22 (Brainbuster) by 6.
Princess Penelope Paine overpowered Susie Q at 2:58 (Slingshot Suplex) by 65.
ASL Matches 7
“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero outmuscled Precious Paul Pringle at 4:36 (Side Slam)by 71.
Mountain title: ALPHA: Dragon Boy defeated EDGE: Mommy at 18:59 (Brain-buster) by 6.
IMT: “Mankind’s Last Hope” Marcus Champion overpowered Chris Champion at 2:26(One Giant Leap for Mankind) by 80.
Atlantic title: ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis won over EDGE: Daddy at 17:03 (Brain-buster) by 6.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain destroyed Summer Reign at 7:37 (Fallaway Slam) by 65 (non-title).
SOS: Isaac Hammer*, Johannes Hammer, and Nautilus Hammer outmuscled Sean Champion, Susie Q*, and Chris Champion at 10:24 (Hammer Time!) by 31.
Card 30: Held in Brooklyn (Attendance: 38,730)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz pinned “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero at 27:37 (Brain-buster) by 5.
VIRUS: Scape Goat over Susie Q at 3:20 (Count Out).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Precious Paul Pringle at 8:05 (Disqualification: razor
in boot) (non-title).ALPHA: Dragon Boy over Screaming Willie Pinnum at 3:12 (Count Out).Karen annihilated NFG: Black Pantera 4000 at 4:49 (Fallaway Slam) by 64.ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis won over King Kong Bradley at 28:07 (Wild Piledriver) by
1.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero beat Chris Champion at 3:55 (MOAB) by 81 (guest
ref The Animal).IMT: Sky Daddy, Mister Fight from America, and Wrestler I Won At Imagimania over
Sean Champion, The Narcissist Oedipus Rex, and Patrick Danica at 5:16 (Count Out) (War Games, first blood).
Card 31: Held in Avila (Attendance: 34,852)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz beat “The UNnatural” Vic Villain at 28:52 (Brainbuster) by3 (non-title).
Susie Q defeated Kurt the Snake Plisten at 6:22 (Bulldog) by 41.The Ogress Agatha Agony annihilated Beautiful Beaufort Love at 6:20 (Superplex) by
92.ALPHA: Dragon Boy defeated Rick O’Shea at 0:46 (Dragon-plex) by 159.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain annihilated NFG: Black Pantera 4000 at 4:44 (Fallaway
Slam) by 74 (non-title).ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis won over EDGE: Metalya Rein at 28:25 (Wild Piledriver)
by 2 (hardcore).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain bested Chris Champion at 6:09 (The Growth Factor) by
83 (non-title).LB: Robert Van Damage*, Golden Boy Teddy Angel, and The Legendary Eddie Sweat
defeated Susie Q, NFG: Black Pantera 4000*, and Karen at 9:29 (Backbreaker) by 48 (Texas tornado).
Card 32: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 35,479)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz won over Mr. Sexy Sheldon Travis at 24:53 (Brainbuster) by 7.
Susie Q over The Bench Warmer Jr. at 5:55 (Count Out).ALPHA: Dragon Boy bested Beautiful Beaufort Love at 5:14 (Brainbuster) by 92.ALPHA: Dragon Boy drew IMT: Play By Mail Besties at 6:26 (Double Disqualification).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker bested Stinky McReeky at 3:49 (Pumphandle
Slam) by 74.ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis decked EDGE: Mommy at 23:45 (Brainbuster) by 6 (non-
title).Mr. Sexy Sheldon Travis destroyed Chris Champion at 3:00 (Sexy Piledriver) by 79.IMT: The Monster, The Beast*, and The Animal beat Susie Q, Karen*, and Chris
Champion at 5:17 (3 Post Massacre) by 32.
Card 33: Held in Moscow (Attendance: 36,908)
VIRUS/Luniz: Crazy Knutzz annihilated ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 28:33 (Brain-buster) by 5 (non-title).
ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis won over Susie Q at 3:09 (Superplex) by 65.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht over Beautiful Beaufort Love at 2:49 (Dis-
qualification: loaded elbow pad) (non-title).ALPHA: Dragon Boy over Santino Moonbeam at 8:01 (Disqualification: hidden spike).LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel over Stinky McReeky at 8:59 (Disqualification: nail file).ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis tied IMT: Play By Mail Besties (Time Limit).IMT: Play By Mail Besties drew “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero (Time Limit).IMT: Mike “The Mangler” Eaves, IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves, and Mean Mike Eaves* won
over ALPHA: Dragon Boy*, “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero, and ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 17:03 (Neckbreaker) by 12 (Guest Referee: IMT: Slapped Fate).
Card 34: Held in Ocean City (Attendance: 49,924)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz annihilated IMT: Awesome Sean MCA at 27:54 (Brainbuster) by 3.
IMT: Diamond Brett Robbins over Susie Q at 3:59 (Count Out) (guest ref Mikey the Mullet Moorekowski).
LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel over Beautiful Beaufort Love at 4:51 (Count Out).ALPHA: Dragon Boy outmuscled Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 5:29 (European Upper-
cut) by 92.The Giant Bob decked Stinky McReeky at 2:44 (Chickenwing) by 70.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over THB: Timmy “Little Jimmy” Williamson at 10:58
(Count Out) (non-title).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain destroyed IMT: Play By Mail Besties at 29:54 (The
Growth Factor) by 2.Vicky Venom, The Ogress Agatha Agony, and Princess Penelope Paine tied
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown, IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves, and Mean Mike Eaves at 4:15 (No Contest).
Card 35: Held in Edinburgh (Attendance: 46,407)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz annihilated ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 29:31 (Brain-buster) by 3 (non-title).
Susie Q pinned Giant Gina Juggler at 5:13 (The Spirit) by 55 (TLC).The Giant Bob over Beautiful Beaufort Love at 1:34 (Disqualification: used powder).ALPHA: Dragon Boy over Bobbi Sox at 8:15 (Disqualification: used steel chair).“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero beat Stinky McReeky at 4:45 (Side Slam) by 72.ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis pinned EDGE: Metal Raine at 28:27 (Lethal Injection) by
1.Pacific title: Hammerfist Corbin overpowered IMT: Play By Mail Besties at 27:24
(Giant Drop) by 2.LB: Robert Van Damage, Golden Boy Teddy Angel*, and The Legendary Eddie Sweat
won over ALPHA: Dragon Boy, “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero*, and ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 19:38 (Super Frog Splash) by 10.
Card 36: Held in South Los Angeles (Attendance: 31,054)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz decked IMT/LPPF/DOD: Nightmare Sam Hell at 23:40 (Brainbuster) by 7.
Susie Q defeated Summer Reign at 6:20 (The Spirit) by 82.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero over Beautiful Beaufort Love at 4:22 (Count Out).ALPHA: Dragon Boy annihilated Patrick Danica at 2:07 (Brainbuster) by 149.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain outmuscled Stinky McReeky at 7:12 (Fallaway Slam) by
70 (non-title).LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel beat Roadie Rhodes at 6:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 57.IMT: Play By Mail Besties destroyed LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 27:19 (XOXO
143 Amigo!) by 1.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Classy Eddie Degrassi, IMT: Slapped Fate, and Aggressive Denial tied
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown, IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves, and Mean Mike Eaves (Time Limit).
8 ASL Matches
Card 37: Held in Sarasota (Attendance: 39,276)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz outmuscled Brandon the Truant Officer at 27:43(Brainbuster) by 1.
Susie Q over Little Rock Pebbles Flintrock at 12:23 (Count Out) (cage).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Beautiful Beaufort Love at 1:47 (Count Out) (non-ti-
tle).ALPHA: Dragon Boy bested Mr. Sexy Sheldon Travis at 28:07 (Backbreaker) by 4.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker bested Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 6:37 (Euro-
pean Uppercut) by 83.The Giant Bob destroyed Roadie Rhodes at 7:58 (Chickenwing) by 56.IMT: Play By Mail Besties drew ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 28:34 (Double Disqual-
ification).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown, IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves, and Mean Mike Eaves*
outmuscled IMT: Sky Daddy, Mister Fight from America*, and Wrestler I Won At Imagimania at 27:56 (Curb Stomp) by 2.
Card 38: Held in Tehran (Attendance: 40,969)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz won over ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis at 28:43 (Brainbuster) by 3.
Anita Mann destroyed Susie Q at 11:18 (Guillotine Choke) by 16.The Ogress Agatha Agony defeated Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 6:33 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 84.ALPHA: Dragon Boy tied ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis (Time Limit).LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel won over Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 6:56 (Fallaway
Slam) by 83.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero annihilated Roadie Rhodes at 3:52 (Side Slam) by
58.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Tinsel Town Tina at 4:16 (Disqualification: pushed
ref) (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown*, IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves, and Mean Mike Eaves
annihilated IMT: Buddy the Golden Boy Shantell, Mr. Expert Cory Robbins*, and Diamond Brett Robbins at 24:02 (Curb Stomp) by 9.
Card 39: Held in Accra (Attendance: 37,727)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz defeated EDGE: Metal Reign at 29:40 (Brain-buster) by 5.
Susie Q over Exotic Arianna Sweet at 1:55 (Count Out).ALPHA: Dragon Boy bested Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 3:14 (Side Slam) by 82.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain won over Sparky Plugg at 2:54 (Brainbuster) by 115
(non-title).The Giant Bob defeated Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 2:12 (Hammerlock) by 83.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain pinned Roadie Rhodes at 4:39 (Fallaway Slam) by 56
(non-title).LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat defeated Tinsel Town Tina at 3:04 (European Upper-
cut) by 120.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown, IMT/LPPF: Mr. Eaves*, and Mean Mike Eaves
won over LB: Robert Van Damage*, Golden Boy Teddy Angel, and The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 29:41 (Curb Stomp) by 4.
Card 40: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 34,569)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz beat EDGE: Daddy at 29:55 (Brainbuster) by 3.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain defeated Susie Q at 7:00 (Brainbuster) by 63 (non-title).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht over Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 0:46
(Count Out) (non-title).LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat defeated Sparky Plugg at 1:14 (Exploder Suplex) by
135.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero annihilated Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 2:35 (Brain-
buster) by 140.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain annihilated IMT: Papa Razzo at 27:00 (The Growth Fac-
tor) by 2.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Exotic Arianna Sweet at 19:02 (Count Out) (non-ti-tle).
Card 41: Held in Montgomery (Attendance: 39,686)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz outmuscled LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel at 29:39 (Brainbuster) by 2.
Susie Q over Mona Lott at 3:17 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles) (street fight).LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel decked Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 5:59 (Fallaway
Slam) by 83.EDGE: Mommy overpowered IMT/LPPF/DOD: Nightmare Sam Hell at 27:15
(Mommy’s Mayhem) by 4.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain outmuscled Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 1:57 (Brain-
buster) by 139 (non-title).LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel overpowered Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 3:13
(Pumphandle Slam) by 74.LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat outmuscled Exotic Arianna Sweet at 2:07 (Back El-
bow Smash) by 116.
Card 42: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 39,038)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz won over Nathanfly at 21:34 (Brainbuster) by 7.Susie Q over Bobbi Sox at 6:23 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).The Giant Bob destroyed Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 3:09 (Hammerlock) by 83.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero bested IMT/LPPF/DOD: Nightmare Sam Hell at 28:28
(MOAB) by 4.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain decked Kurt the Snake Plisten at 2:06 (Brainbuster) by
134 (non-title).The Giant Bob pinned Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 4:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 115.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero over Santino Moonbeam at 6:11 (Disqualification:
refused to break choke).
Card 43: Held in Helena (Attendance: 46,705)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz annihilated “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero at 29:34 (Brainbuster) by 3.
Mr. Sexy Sheldon Travis pinned Susie Q at 5:24 (Brainbuster) by 63 (guest ref Sean Champion).
“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero pinned Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 4:01 (Hammer-lock) by 85.
EDGE: Mommy beat IMT/LPPF/DOD: Classy Eddie Degrassi at 27:10 (Mommy’s May-hem) by 1.
IMT: Sky Daddy destroyed ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 27:48 (Sky Daddy Loves All)by 4.
“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero pinned Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 3:48 (Palm Strike) by 117.
“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero annihilated Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 5:27 (Side Slam) by 93.
Card 44: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 49,720)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz pinned “The UNnatural” Vic Villain at 28:24 (Brainbuster) by 1.
Susie Q over “Wild” Cherry Moon at 3:04 (Count Out) (guest ref Pit Bull Victor Royce).
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Mountain Man Rocky Hill at 4:43 (Count Out) (non-title).
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Giant Machine at 4:17 (Disqualification: used rope to choke) (non-title).
VIRUS: Alcatraz outmuscled Chris Champion at 7:28 (Hammerlock) by 61 (guest ref Marcus Champion).
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain beat Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 0:37 (Headlock) by 114 (non-title).
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“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero destroyed Bobbi Sox at 1:38 (Superplex) by 140.
Card 45: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 38,079)
VIRUS/Luniz: Mr. Stretch “is” Knutzz won over ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 27:30 (Brainbuster) by 3 (non-title).
The Ogress Agatha Agony outmuscled Crybaby Canton at 2:01 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 112.
Western title: IMT: Mike “The Mangler” Eaves defeated ALPHA: Dragon Boy at 29:51 (Neckbreaker) by 3.
IMT: The Beast overpowered “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero at 28:59 (Belly to Back)by 1.
IMT: Buddy the Golden Boy Shantell drew EDGE: Daddy (Time Limit).IMT: Slapped Fate defeated EDGE: Daddy at 27:46 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero destroyed Patrick Danica at 4:34 (Side Slam) by 64.
Card 46: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 30,666)
DOD: Mad Dog Matthew Ratlif annihilated Chris Champion at 5:21 (Gorilla Press GTS) by 79.
ALPHA: Dragon Boy bested Crybaby Canton at 1:22 (European Uppercut) by 104.Vicky Venom bested Karen at 4:07 (Slingshot Suplex) by 99 (street fight).IMT: The Animal outmuscled Chris Champion at 2:06 (Open Turnbuckle Smash) by
82.IMT: Buddy the Golden Boy Shantell annihilated Chris Champion at 3:29 (Back Elbow
Smash) by 65.EDGE: Daddy defeated The Giant Bob at 28:42 (Daddy’s Home) by 2.Hammerfist Corbin bested “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero at 28:34 (Giant Drop) by
2.
Card 47: Held in Aguascalientes (Attendance: 48,308)
LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle destroyed El Tigre Rojo at 4:30 (Pumphandle Slam) by79.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht decked Crybaby Canton at 1:23 (Pumphan-dle Slam) by 108 (non-title).
Vicky Venom decked Anita Mann at 4:42 (Superplex) by 53.ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis annihilated IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions at 28:41
(Wild Piledriver) by 1.LB: Robert Van Damage defeated EDGE: Mommy at 29:17 (Super Frog Splash) by 1.EDGE: Daddy tied “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero at 2:20 (Double Disqualification).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Mona Lott at 7:04 (Disqualification: used steel
chair) (non-title).
Card 48: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 42,425)
LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle over Christian Jakob at 6:24 (Disqualification: pushed ref).
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker over Crybaby Canton at 12:51 (Count Out).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain won over Rocstar at 5:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 76 (non-ti-
tle).Eastern title: IMT: Comedy and Podcast Hero decked IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illu-
sions at 17:55 (Chip Has a Podcast) by 7.TV title: LB: Robert Van Damage outmuscled “The UNnatural” Vic Villain at 21:59
(Hammerlock) by 9.Hammerfist Corbin beat EDGE: Daddy at 29:07 (Superplex) by 5.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain defeated Santino Moonbeam at 1:35 (Brainbuster) by
126 (non-title).
Card 49: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 43,681)
LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle annihilated IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions at 29:05 (Texas Twister) by 2.
LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel bested Crybaby Canton at 1:14 (Pumphandle Slam) by 104.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain overpowered El Diablo Sanchez at 0:31 (Fallaway Slam) by 105 (non-title).
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions destroyed EDGE: Metalya Rein at 29:31 (Mind Ben-der) by 1.
LB: Robert Van Damage over Outlaw Mike Maverick at 2:34 (Count Out).EDGE: Daddy drew ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis (Time Limit).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Pepe the Putrid Old Mare at 8:32 (Disqualification:
hit ref) (non-title).
Card 50: Held in Casablanca (Attendance: 40,699)
LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle defeated Prof. Horace Pain at 3:48 (Pumphandle Slam) by 81.
The Giant Bob over Crybaby Canton at 8:15 (Disqualification: hit opponent with mi-crophone).
DOD: “The Indian Princess” Heather Red Wolf annihilated Karen at 6:24 (Back-breaker) by 90.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions overpowered Nathanfly at 28:52 (Mind Bender) by 3.
LB: Robert Van Damage annihilated ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 27:58 (Super Frog Splash) by 1.
EDGE: Mommy outmuscled IMT: Diamond Brett Robbins at 29:37 (Mommy’s May-hem) by 5.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain pinned Bobbi Sox at 5:59 (Fallaway Slam) by 71 (non-ti-tle).
Card 51: Held in Concord (Attendance: 34,496)
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Bruiser Brett Brown defeated LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle at 27:57 (Curb Stomp) by 2.
“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero overpowered Crybaby Canton at 2:55 (Side Slam) by105.
The Ogress Agatha Agony annihilated IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions at 28:18 (Spear of Agony) by 4.
“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero bested IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions at 27:53 (MOAB) by 1.
IMT: “For the Win” Tommy Quinn won over Chris Champion at 5:10 (One Winged Angel) by 79 (guest ref Mikey the Mullet Moorekowski).
LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel defeated The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 4:14 (Pumphan-dle Slam) by 47.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain destroyed Patrick Danica at 7:37 (Fallaway Slam) by 62 (non-title).
Card 52: Held in Yonkers (Attendance: 30,243)
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain pinned LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle at 27:01 (The Growth Factor) by 1.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain over Crybaby Canton at 14:07 (Count Out) (non-title).The Ogress Agatha Agony defeated Krusher Karl Kreel at 1:58 (Superplex) by 169.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain decked IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions at 27:18 (The
Growth Factor) by 3.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker pinned Roadie Rhodes at 7:48 (Pumphandle
Slam) by 60.The Giant Bob bested The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 1:34 (Giant Drop) by 139.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain bested Sandi Beech at 1:03 (Ankle Lock) by 130 (non-ti-
tle).
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Card 53: Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 35,220)
LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle decked Outlaw Mike Maverick at 3:05 (European Up-percut) by 105.
The Ogress Agatha Agony over Matt Burns at 2:17 (Disqualification: nail file).The Ogress Agatha Agony won over Stinky McReeky at 6:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by
79.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions tied LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 3:02 (Double
Disqualification).IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker overpowered Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 2:24
(Bodyslam) by 114.“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero defeated The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 2:37 (Palm
Strike) by 101.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain destroyed LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat at 28:21 (The
Growth Factor) by 3.
Card 54: Held in Durban (Attendance: 41,715)
LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle outmuscled ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 28:09 (Texas Twister) by 1.
ALPHA: Dragon Boy bested Matt Burns at 4:16 (European Uppercut) by 95.The Ogress Agatha Agony annihilated Lucky the 3-Legged Dog at 3:50 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 86.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions outmuscled Mr. Sexy Sheldon Travis at 29:23 (Mind
Bender) by 1.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker pinned EDGE: Daddy at 28:17 (Dominator) by
1.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain beat The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 2:34 (Headlock) by 98
(non-title).“The UNnatural” Vic Villain bested “Wild” Cherry Moon at 3:04 (Brainbuster) by 70
(non-title).
Card 55: Held in Stow (Attendance: 48,084)
The Ogress Agatha Agony beat Pit Bull Victor Royce at 4:05 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht decked Matt Burns at 4:16 (Pumphandle Slam) by 99 (non-title).
The Ogress Agatha Agony over Roadie Rhodes at 6:19 (Disqualification: loaded el-bow pad).
ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis decked IMT/LPPF/DOD: Lord of Illusions at 29:54 (Lethal Injection) by 1.
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker won over Rick O’Shea at 7:52 (Pumphandle Slam) by 72.
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain pinned Wolfgang Von Streudel at 2:12 (Fallaway Slam) by 96 (non-title).
“The UNnatural” Vic Villain annihilated ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis at 28:58 (The Growth Factor) by 2.
Card 56: Held in Opa-locka (Attendance: 40,188)
ALPHA: Dragon Boy decked Pit Bull Victor Royce at 5:03 (European Uppercut) by 83.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker annihilated Matt Burns at 5:01 (Pumphandle
Slam) by 98.The Ogress Agatha Agony won over Dancing Lance Sugarfoot at 6:50 (Turnbuckle
Smash) by 82.LB: Robert Van Damage destroyed Bad News Brad at 5:57 (Headlock) by 81.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain won over IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker at 29:19
(The Growth Factor) by 1.LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel over Screaming Willie Pinnum at 5:49 (Disqualification:
manager in ring).EDGE: Metal Reign* and Metal Raine pinned LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana and
Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle* at 18:15 (Brotherly Love) by 7.
Card 57: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 44,069)
IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht won over Pit Bull Victor Royce at 6:06 (Pumphandle Slam) by 87 (non-title).
Karen defeated Matt Burns at 6:19 (Fallaway Slam) by 84 (guest ref Mikey the MulletMoorekowski).
The Ogress Agatha Agony over The Narcissist Oedipus Rex at 10:59 (Disqualification:pushed ref).
LB: Robert Van Damage beat Trojan the Latex Warrior at 2:11 (Headlock) by 78.IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sinister Steve Stryker over Santino Moonbeam at 6:33 (Count Out).LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel defeated Rick O’Shea at 7:58 (Pumphandle Slam) by 69.EDGE: Metalya Rein and Metalya Rayne* bested LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana* and
Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle at 19:03 (Sisterly Love) by 7.
Battle Royal
Held in Anniston (Attendance: 39,479)
Chris Champion pocketed $1,000 after ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis flipped him out-side the ring.
Karen won $1,100 after ALPHA: Dragon Boy threw her out.Susie Q collected a cool $1,200 when he got thrown onto the steps by IMT: Sky
Daddy.ALPHA: “Wild” Emily Lewis got an imaginary $1,300 after being thrown out by IMT:
Mike “The Mangler” Eaves.ALPHA: Dragon Boy won $1,400 after he was catapulted out by LB: Robert Van Dam-
age.LB: Golden Boy Teddy Angel was paid $1,500 after he was thrown onto the an-
nouncer’s table by ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis.LB: Cowboy Black Jack Kavana collected $1,600 when he got catapulted onto the
concrete floor by IMT: Awesome Sean MCA.“The UNnatural” Vic Villain and IMT: Mike “The Mangler” Eaves grabbed an imagi-
nary $1,700 and $1,800, respectively, after IMT: Play By Mail Besties hurled themboth outside the ring.
LB: The Legendary Eddie Sweat nabbed $1,900 when he was tossed out by “The Bruiser” Roderick Romero.
ALPHA: “Lethal” Joey Davis gained $2,000 after getting thrown out of the ring by LB: Robert Van Damage.
“The Bruiser” Roderick Romero and IMT/LPPF/DOD: Sir Gunther Kinderwacht re-ceived $2,100 and $2,200, respectively, after IMT: Awesome Sean MCA threw them out.
IMT: Diamond Brett Robbins nabbed $2,300 after being hurled out by LB: Robert Van Damage.
IMT: Play By Mail Besties was given $2,400 when he got hurled out by IMT: Sky Daddy.
IMT: Papa Razzo won $2,500 in imaginary earnings when LB: Cowboy Sexton Hard-castle tossed him out.
LB: Robert Van Damage pocketed $2,600 when he got thrown into the audience by IMT: Sky Daddy.
LB: F.L. Slobberknocker was awarded $2,700 when he was thrown through the ropesby IMT: Slapped Fate.
IMT: Slapped Fate was awarded $2,800 after LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle threw him out of the ring.
IMT: Awesome Sean MCA made an imaginary $2,900 after LB: Cowboy Sexton Hard-castle threw him out.
IMT: Sky Daddy was given $3,000 after LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle threw him out.
LB: Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle won the battle royal and the $30,000 purse.
HALLS OF HOLLYWOOD(Hamilton)
Good evening ladies and gentlemen of the ASL. It seems there is always something going on in the ASL;as it should be. First
order of business is an apology from your harried commissioner. Things being the way they are at times,I simply forgot to send
in last cycle's report. I know you were expecting me to keep you updated and I'm very sorry to have let you down. To that end I
will attempt to exonerate myself by doing as much of a double issue as possible. I will at least try to incorporate league business
from both cycles. I want to go on record by saying that all of the wrestlers in this league are all stars. Therefore,if you merely
call yourselves "the" all stars without names,I can do nothing for you. A semi-related subject was brought up last cycle
pertaining to what was referred to as the face of our company. Lethal Joey Davis,you are the epitome of an up-and-coming
superstar destined to be great. In spite of the fact that I like your confidence,you are not quite ready to be the face of the ASL.
Currently,if one were to actually consider such a thing,the face of the ASL would have to be Sinister Steve Stryker and/or Sir
Gunther Kinderwacht. Let me also remind you that,in the wrestling world,there are both heels and faces. They are reliant
on each other to be relevant. Either one can be referred to as the face of the company. Hang in there. I'm sure you'll get your
turn.......Since we have 2 cycles to cover,we'll have double awards to give out. Let's start with our battle royal winners. Wild
Emily Lewis continues to impress as does Lethal Joey Davis as they both get 5 free matches......Trash talk winners are Steve
Stryker and Kevin Elrod.....Some time ago,we held some interleague ppv cards. There has been some interest in trying this
again vs the BRL. I am waiting for a response from BRL management.......REMINDER: Get your teams in to be a part of the
ICON 6man tournament. We currently have 5 teams entered. I would like to have a minimum of 8 teams. You can enter via a
simple line in your trash talk or contact me at [email protected] SOON:A tournament to name a new
Mr ASL! Send your wrestler names in asap. Everyone is eligible. No fee so the only awards will be I-cash and maybe a few free
matches......
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RANKINGS
SINGLES 1) Lethal Joey Davis 6) God of Thunder
2) Papa Razzo 7) Mr Stretch is Knutzz
3) Sir Gunther Kinderwacht 8)Dragon Boy
4) Wild Emily Lewis 9) Daddy
5) Mike Mangler Eaves 10) Bruiser Brett Brown\
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TAG 1) Metal Twins
2) Metalyas Rein and Rayne
3) Vicky Venom/Agatha Agony
4) Steve Stryker/Bruiser Brett Brown
5) Susie Q/Karen
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SIX MAN 1- Robert Van Damage/Teddy Angel/Eddie Sweat
2- FL Slobberknocker/Cowboys Kavana and Hardcastle
3- Giant Bob/Hammerfist Corbin/Sheldon Travis
4- Bruiser Brett/Mr Eaves/Mean Mike Eaves
5- Vicky Venom/Agatha Agony/Penelope Paine
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next ppv CHRONICLES OF AWESOME
1- Sinister Steve Stryker vs Mister Fight From America
2- Sir Gunther Kinderwacht vs Robert Van Damage
3- Metal Twins vs King Kong Bradley and Giant Bob
4- Wild Emily Lewis vs Vicky Venom
5- Nathanfly vs Brandon the Truant Officer
PLUS Contenders matches
6- Golden Boy Teddy Angel vs Vic Villain (ICON)
7- Papa Razzo vs Cowboy Sexton Hardcastle (TV)
8- Sean and Chris Champion vs Jacob Cross and Tommy Quinn
9- Mommy vs Agatha Agony
10- Lethal Joey Davis vs Crazy Knutzz (Rookie)
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That about wraps it up for this cycle. Remember,this league and every league is all about you!
(Yakety Sax is playing and hear the Big Voice Guy..........Live from the heart of
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YOURRRRRRRRRRR HOST.....PLAY BY MAIL BESTIES!!!!!!)
PBM: Good morning Cleveland and good morning Akron....boy do we got a good
show for you today ON Channel 69. I hope ya got your bacon cooking and biscuits
in the oven this is gonna be rip roaring IWA Superfriends Clubhouse today.
Ohhhhh boy we are gonna have funnnnnn!!! Later this morning you are gonna watch me and the 'boys' play electric
football!!!!! I have some great cartoons lined up for you today. We are gonna have some Three Stooges shorts, maybe
some Little Rascals or 2. We got some Toss Across games which if we get to it we got some great prizes!!! We got a new
segment this week, it's our "Man In the Streets" with Martin Luther Possum.....Martin is over by the Rockside Rd.
overpass just up the road here....how's it going in Cleveland today?
MLP: You stupid jive turkey it's March in Cleveland how do you
think it's going fool it's mother f******* cold. Ain't nobody out and
about at 6am on a Saturday. 20 damn degrees out and you want me
out in the streets. I can see the Planned Parenthood clinic up the
road and their ain't no 50 year old jive turkey's holding signs out it's
that damn cold!!! Even they be like, damn go kill some babies today
I'm going to Denny's. Planned Parenthood be out here taking more
lives than the NRA and Reverend Racist Jive Turkey's dont care
today. I can tell you how the damn squirrels are doing...they are
safe from that jive turkey Elrod! That fat*ss see's an animal and
wonder how it's gonna taste. Jive turkey be eating
McSquirrelRibs....McPigeon. I don't see anyone dead so I know that no talent no funny hack Comedy and
Podcast Hero wasn't out last night. George and Elrod told me I'd be in the damn studio. I work 7 damn days a
week here and you send the only nI......... (the feed ends abruptly......)
PBM: That's our man in the street folks!!!! And don't forget you can catch him every morning right here on
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KE: It says....."To the New Power Couple Elrod and Matty XOXO!!!!" ....... Screw you guys!!!!
CPH: Screw what are ya a carpenter or something?
(Elrod then starts throwing cake at everyone and all hell breaks loose....)
PBM: Ok ok guys now's a good time to go to a cartoon (PBM gets pie faced with cake...) mmmmm
buttercream good choice George!!! We got a good cartoon for ya this week guys. It's about a bunch of military
people called G.I Joe. Back in the day, it was conservative groups that hated this cartoon because it was used
to sell toys. Today liberals would hate it because they would see it as a recruitment for the U.S. military. The
pro military vibe would be considered pro-Trump and they would complain about the lack of diversity of the
Joe's however, I believe Lady Jaye might have been 'one of them' shhhhhhh. Scissor Me Timbers!!! While the
80's Parent Television Council didn't have a problem with the guns, today's protestors would DEMAND the
guns get reimaged with walkie talkies or flowers. I'm sure Zartan would be considered racist because he
doesn't change into enough colors and Destro would be metoo'd for his treatment of the Baroness. One thing
is for sure, I'm glad Quick Kick was never seen driving a car. Because....you know? And was some nerd with a
sense of humor or a cocaine addiction trolling us with Snow Job? Surely, the rise of Cobra Commander and
destroying the Eifel Tower is Trump's fault because you always blame the actions of others on Orange Man.
The world is only so big, why didn't the Joe's just figure out where Cobra is at then just attack that base? Why
because then there's only 1 episode. Duh? In a campaign speech recently Bernie Sanders said Cobra
Commander had a great literacy problem!!!! Thankfully, liberals haven't discovered the depravity of one of our
favorite childhood memories but when they do, we'll have to be reeducated and probably forced to leave our
jobs. Until the thought police whack us with their thought-sticks, watch this 80's cartoon and remember the
time when the only thing we had to worry about offending is a homeschooled kid in Utah that grew up to have
4 wives. For that, amen!!!!!
Hello, IWA. My name is Drew Chesser. A few months ago, I started a Youtube channel, Pro Wrestling Unleashed with Drew Chesser. Every week I sit down and talk about the wrestling shows that went on that week, and then I share my Christian faith by ending every show with a lesson. I hope you guys will check it out and subscribe. Thanks! Those Wild Women and Chris Champion held the entire card hostage in Baltimore, Maryland for 30 minutes! They beat up security and referees! They want better matches and title shots! The Cowboys Kavana and Hardcastle were visiting the Superfriends Clubhouse where Martin Possum was doing whatever it is he does and, as usual, was grumbling and complaining. They decided to have a little fun with Possum and also pay him back for his remarks about LB. Kavana lured Possum into the dressing room with an excuse about an overflowing toilet. The door closed quickly and Hardcastle locked it. There was a scuffle, which ended with the Cowboys overpowering the reporter wannabe. The next people coming in found Possum duck taped to a stall door but otherwise unharmed. In black marker, there was a line saying, “SHUT THE F*** UP!” Legendary Eddie Sweat- “Some people around here are just low characters. The attack on Karen, who is one of the most likeable wrestlers on the roster, showed a complete lack of class. Then, the vandalism of Gunther’s workout room was, for a lack of better words, uncalled for. Just because Stryker squashed Daddy in his title match. Time for you over-sized gorillas to grow up!” Golden Boy Teddy Angel- “I’m looking forward to the events Hollywood Hamilton has scheduled for the ASL, particularly the tournament for the ICON 6 Man trophy. I also heard that it’s almost time for a new Mr. ASL tournament. I’ll be entering that, and I encourage everyone else to do so, too!” F.L. Slobberknocker – “Let’s get some competition and some good trash talk, preferably pertaining to actual wrestling and not just about jerking off your ego. I’ll be in the Mr. ASL tournament. Will you?” Robert Van Damage – “It’s me! It’s me! I’m R-V-D! There was some talk about who is the face of the ASL and my name was mentioned. Somebody took it upon themself to say I might not be around. You don’t become a league’s franchise wrestler simply by asking the commissioner. You have to earn that spot. Right now, Stryker and Kinderwacht are the leading candidates for that honor. Daddy and his boys are also in the running. It’s good you have the desire to be the top dog. Who knows? You have the skills. Maybe by the end of this year, you might be the one in the top spot. Keep on fighting the good fight, and you’ll achieve your goal!” Dragon Boy: "As we continue to be the best wrestlers in the ASL, we have noticed that too many wrestlers are playing dirty and bending the rules. This cycle, we begin our mission of restoring the ASL!" Joey Davis: "Our mission starts with anyone and everyone that wants to take us out. Yes, we're making an open challenge to anyone in that locker room! Why don't you guys come out and take us on if you're so intent on taking us out! We will take on anyone!" Roderick Romero: "I know I'm still the new guy here, but I am going to help the ALPHA Squadron in their mission to clean up the ASL. I've got a MOAB powerbomb for anyone who tries to take me out!" Emily Lewis: "The ALPHA Squadron keeps getting better every day, and we hope to take more gold along the way! Honor for all!"
1. Ankle Lock..................302. Arm Drag Takedown...213. Arm Wrench...............154. Atomic Drop...............165. Back Elbow Smash.....286. Bear Hug....................217. Big Boot......................248. Bodyslam....................269. Bulldog.......................18
10. Catapult......................1611. Chair Shot...................1412. Chickenwing...............2513. Chokeslam..................2214. Clothesline.................2015. Crescent Kick................516. Cross-Armbar...............217. Double Axehandle......1218. Dropkick.......................619. Eagle Split.....................520. Elbow Smash................421. Enzuigiri........................422. European Uppercut....2523. Eye Gouge....................324. Face Rake.....................325. Fallaway Slam.............2826. Flying Body Press.......1027. Flying Dropkick.............928. Flying Elbow Drop........629. Forearm Smash..........1130. Full Nelson...................7
61. Atomic Leg Drop.........4162. Backbreaker...............4263. Big Splash...................4364. Boston Crab................3765. Brainbuster.................4366. Camel Clutch..............4467. Cobra Clutch...............4168. Cradle Suplex.............3969. Cutter.........................3770. DDT............................3871. Death Valley Driver....4072. Diving Headbutt.........3873. Figure Four.................4574. Gorilla Press Slam.......3175. Gourdbuster...............3276. Guillotine Choke.........4077. Hurricanrana..............3978. Moonsault..................3179. Neckbreaker...............3280. Piledriver....................3581. Powerbomb................3682. Powerslam..................3483. Scorpion Deathlock....4584. Sleeper.......................3385. Slingshot Suplex.........4286. Spear..........................3687. Spinebuster................3588. Stunner......................3489. Sunset Flip..................3390. Superplex...................44
31. Hammerlock...............2932. Headbutt....................2333. Headlock....................2934. Hip Toss......................1935. Irish Whip...................1936. Knee Drop..................1337. Knee Lift.....................2238. Knife-Edge Chop.........1339. Lariat..........................1740. Leg Sweep..................1541. Low Blow....................2042. Mongolian Chop.........1743. Monkey Flip................1844. Mounted Punches......1445. Palm Strike.................3046. Pumphandle Slam......2747. Rear Naked Choke........148. Rib Breaker.................2349. Rope Burn....................150. Savate Kick.................2451. Shoulder Block.............252. Shoulder Breaker.........853. Side Slam....................2754. Snapmare.....................855. Spinning Back Fist........756. Step-Over Toe Hold....1057. Suplex...........................958. Tree of Woe Kicks.......1259. Turnbuckle Smash......2660. Wristlock....................11
Count Out: 23 Disqualification: 22
