I’m MiriamI’m Ad-I-am

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Do you likeRemarketing?

I do not likeRemarketing

I do not like it, Ad-I-am

Would you like itHere or there?

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The re!

I would not like itHere or there.

I would not like itA n y w h e r e.I do not like

RemarketingI do not like it, Ad-I-am

Would you like it On this page?

Would you like itOn that page?

I do not like it On this page.

I do not like it On that page

I do not like it Here or there.

I do not like it A n y w h e r e .

I do not like remarketing

I do not like it, Ad-I-Am

Would you like it in this box?

Would you like it in that box?

Not in this box.Not in that box.

Not on this page. Not on that page.

I would not like it here or there.I would not like it anywhere.

I do not like remarketing

I do not like it, Ad-I-Am

You may like them.

You may like themOn...

I would not, could not on Yahoo.

Not on Facebook. Nor Flickr too!

I do not like them in this box.I do not like them in that box

I do not like them on this page I do not like them on that page

I do not like them here or there.I do not like them anywhere.

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!e news! !e news!

Would you like it with the news?

Not on the news! Why can’t you see! Not on Facebook ! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in that box.I could not, would not, in that box.

I do not want them on this page I do not want them on that page.I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like remarketingon

I’ll tell my friendsI’ll tell my mum!at your things

Are not much funIf ever anybody asks I’ll say

“!ese things are bad”

Now ‘Go Away!’

Not in this boxNot in that box

Not on this pageNot on that page

Your constant badgering and pokingMakes me mad. I am not joking!I’ll and about my rage

I’ll on every pageAnd when this thing lies on the shelf

Just know –

When your warehouse creaks, stu"ed with things

!at no one’s bought, It’s down to you

It is your fault.

Remarketing, remarketing

No one likes remarketing.

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