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    \ay Os [aos EolatKoddjrjet dr`c

    Fii @tajr Eolats0

    FW[ G_ RJ[A

    Iottij, Gr`we fek B`cpfeyEjw _`rh G`st`e

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    [@> G., ]. Gjiijr`pa`e

    DW@C> IR

    DOIJ ZEKJW> Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf, fbb`uets `d8 curkjr,

    ;/;

    bb> TDKaq

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    BAF][JW @EJ

    [ajrj wfs f t`we, fek tajrj wfs f trfoe, fek

    tajrj wfs f curkjr. O wfs `e taj trfoe, fek O

    ta`ulat od O s`ivjk taj curkjr O b`uik sfvj tajt`we. O wfs fic`st taortjje fek O wfs wr`el. O

    wfs wr`el fg`ut fii d ot. O sa`uik afvj fshjk taj

    qujsto`e Os ot c`rj gjfstiy t` gj f curkjrjr `r

    t` ijt `ej l` drjj0 Oestjfk, O fshjk taj wr`el

    qujsto`ed`ur wr`el qujsto`es, c`rj `r ijss.

    [aos os taj fbb`uet d taj ifst.

    O wfs oe f scfii r``c, e`t sijjpoel fek e`t

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    FII [AJ \W@EL VZJR[O@ER

    iohoel ot. [aj r``c wfs bfiijk taj Dfr Jfst Ruotj,

    fek ot sft ueb`cd`rtfgiy oe taj I`st Frcs, taj`eiy a`tji oe t`we. Ot afk f bajst `d krfwjrs fek

    f iottij tfgij wota f cjtfi piftj taft wfs rjsp`eso-

    gij d`r ajftoel up f eucgjr `d vjry gfk cjfis. F

    puzzioel safpj `e taj bjoioel wfs s`cj`ejs okjf

    `d f iolat stxturj, fek f lori `e taj wfii, a`ik-

    oel fe oenurjk k`l, wfs s`cj`ej jisjs okjf `d fpfoetoel. [ajrj wfs `ej woek`w fek `ej sauttjr

    b`vjroel ot, s` taj r``c wfs dfr t`` kfrh jxbjpt

    oe taj c`reoel. Oe taj c`reoel ot wfs dfr t``

    iolat.

    Gut c`st `d taj r``c wfs f pfor `d gjks,

    fek c`st `d waft O koket iohj sijpt oe taj ifrljr`ej. Ajr efcj wfs R. [aj`k`rf Cfrhs`e. O wfs

    ajr fpprjetobj fek saj wfs cy bafpjr`ej fek

    taj pjrs`e wa` afk gr`ulat cj t` taj t`we `d

    Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf oe taj strst pifbj. Raj afk

    woik afor fek f lrjje fut`c`goij, fek ta`sj frj

    taj eobjst taoels O b`uik taoeh d t` sfy fg`ut ajr.

    \jk afk f stlat vjr ur ifst gol bfsj, waoba y`u

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    \A_ OR [AOR EOLA[ KODDJWJE[ DW@C FII @[AJW EOLA[R0

    bfe rjfk fg`ut od y`urj taj s`rt `d pjrs`e wa`

    iohjs t` he`w fg`ut `tajr pj`pijs stlats. Rajwfs stoii cfk ft cj fek afk oed`rcjk cj O wfs

    e`t fii`wjk t` gj cfk ft ajr. \j afk e`t tfihjk

    cuba iftjiy, jxbjpt waje O bbfso`efiiy fshjk ajr

    waft taj Rst``k d`r oe ajr efcj fek saj `bbf-

    so`efiiy rjpiojk, Rt`p fshoel. [aft eolat saj

    afk fee`uebjk t` cj taft wj wjrj g`ta l`oel t`gjk jfriy. [ajrj os e`taoel wr`el wota fe jfriy

    gjktocj, fs i`el fs y`u k` e`t oesost taft jvjry-

    `ej afs t` l` wota y`u. E`w ajr woik afor ify

    sprfwijk `e taj poii`w iohj f c`p afk nucpjk

    `dd f r``d, fek saj wfs se`roel f se`rj Ok ejvjr

    ajfrk gjd`rj. Ot os i`ejiy t` ioj `e y`ur gjk, wokjfwfhj, iostjeoel t` s`cj`ej se`rj.

    O t`ik cysjid O afk e` rjfs`e t` djji i`ejiy.

    Ot wfs truj O afk f eucgjr `d b`cpfeo`es oe

    Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf, pj`pij c`rj `r ijss cy `we

    flj, wa` afk socoifr oetjrjsts. @ur c`st sol-

    eostbfet oetjrjst wfs oe kjdjftoel f voiifoe efcjk

    Afelstrj. Cy fss`boftjs fek O afk d`rcjk fe

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    FII [AJ \W@EL VZJR[O@ER

    fk a`b grfeba `d taj `rlfeozfto`e taft afk sjet

    cj t` taos t`we. Fk a`b cjfes wj wjrj fiifi`ej fek cfhoel ot up fs wj wjet fi`el. Afel-

    strj w`rhjk oe taj safk`ws, sbajcoel t` ljt aos

    afeks `e f stftuj `d f cytaobfi brjfturj bfiijk

    taj G`cgoeftoel Gjfst, s` cy drojeks fek O afk

    fis` stfrtjk t` hjjp `ur fbtovotojs quojt, s` taft

    Afelstrj w`uik e`t stek `ut fg`ut us. \j e`i`eljr sfw jfba `tajr fs cuba fs wj usjk t`,

    gut w`rhjk oe s`iotukj, oe taj a`pjs `d st`ppoel

    Afelstrj fek sfvoel Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf.

    [aj kostfet waostij `d f trfoe rjcoekjk cj

    taft s` dfr cy fss`boftjs fek O afket afk cuba

    subbjss. Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjf wfs f t`we taftafk dfkjk fic`st t` e`taoel. [aj sjf afk gjje

    krfoejk fwfy t` sfvj taj oeh gusoejss, gut e`w

    taj oeh gusoejss wfs krfoeoel fwfy, fek jvjry-

    taoel oe t`we wfs l`oel k`we taj krfoe wota

    ot. [aj ejwspfpjr wfs l`ej. [aj `eiy pr`pjr

    sba``i afk gurejk k`we, fek taj t`wes sba``i-

    baoikrje wjrj gjoel ajik pros`ejr. Afelstrj

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    \A_ OR [AOR EOLA[ KODDJWJE[ DW@C FII @[AJW EOLA[R0

    fek aos fss`boftjs oe taj Oeaucfej R`bojty afk

    tajc aokkje oe \fkj Fbfkjcy, fe fgfek`ejksba``i `e @ddsa`rj Osifek, d`r s`cj rjfs`e taft

    wfs surjiy ejdfro`us, f w`rk waoba ajrj cjfes

    wobhjk, fek oev`ivoel st`ije a`ejykjw cji-

    `es fek bjrtfoe jquopcjet dr`c fe fgfek`ejk

    fqufrouc. [aj t`wes `eiy iogrfrofe, Kfsaojii

    Vwjrty, afk gjje drfcjk d`r frs`e, s` e`w tajt`wes `eiy p`iobj `dstbjrs w`uik tfhj taj t`wes

    `eiy iogrfrofe `ut `d aos bjii fek put aoc `e taj

    t`wes `eiy trfoe, s` aj b`uik stfek trofi oe taj

    boty.

    _`u he`w wa` jisj os oe taj boty stfekoel

    trofi, O t`ik cysjid, gut taoehoel fg`ut cy sostjrkoket cfhj ot fey jfsojr t` ljt t` sijjp. Hot afk

    gjje bfulat `e f bfpjr waje O wfs supp`sjk t`

    gj tajrj ajipoel ajr. O djit vjry gfk fg`ut taos,

    fek hjpt wrotoel ajr ijttjrs oe cy ajfk. [aj

    prjfcgij wfs fiwfys Kjfr Hot, gut taje O

    afk tr`ugij. R`cjtocjs O pr`cosjk ajr O w`uik

    ljt ajr `ut, gut taft wfs f pr`cosj O b`uiket

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    FII [AJ \W@EL VZJR[O@ER

    ejbjssfroiy hjjp. R`cjtocjs O t`ik ajr taft s``e

    saj w`uik gj drjj, gut O koket he`w od taft wfstruj. R` O t`ik ajr O wfs taoehoel `d ajr, gut taft

    djit vjry cjfljr, s` O hjpt brucpioel up tajsj

    ocfloefry ijttjrs fek tar`woel tajc oet` f vjry

    afeks`cj ocfloefry trfsa bfe.

    Fek taje tajrjs taj `ej, O ta`ulat, wa`

    afs st`ije c rj sijjp dr`c y`u tafe fii taj rjst.Jiioelt`e Djoet, iohj cj, wfs s`cjwaft ejw oe

    t`we, afvoel b`cj t` rjsbuj ajr dftajr dr`c

    Afelstrjs biutbajs. Rajk t`ik cj taft saj w`uik

    k` feytaoel fek jvjrytaoel t` rjsbuj aoc,

    fek feytaoel fek jvjrytaoel turejk `ut t`

    gj f parfsj waoba cjfet f eucgjr `d tjrrogijbrocjs. Ajr brocjs afk bfulat up wota ajr,

    fek e`w saj wfs i`bhjk oe Rtfoek-gy-taj-Rjfs

    toey nfoi. [aj trfoe os b`coel d`r ajr t``, O t`ik

    cysjid. R``e saj woii gj trfesp`rtjk tar`ula

    taj `utshorts `d t`we fek k`we oet` taj vfiijy

    taft wfs `ebj taj ``r `d taj `bjfe. Raj woii

    rokj pfst taj Biustjr`us D`rjst, f vfst, ifwijss

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    Rjptjcgjr 7=6:

    Iogrfry `d B`elrjss B`etr`i Eucgjr> 7=6;?;2??6

    ORGE ?