Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
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WHY DIDN’T THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? To show everyone he wasn’t chicken!
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WHY DID THE LION SPIT OUT THE CLOWN? Because he tasted funny!
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WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNAKE AND A PIE?
Pie-thon!
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WHAT ANIMALS ARE ON LEGAL DOCUMENTS? Seals!
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WHAT IS A PUN?
PUNS
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WHAT IS A PUN?A play on words. Uses homophones to create humor.
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FROM GRAMMAR DICTIONARY: PUN
A humorous substitution of words that are alike in sound but different in meaning, as in this passage from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll:
“And how many hours a day did you do lessons?” said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject.
“Ten hours the first day,” said the Mock Turtle, “nine the next, and so on.”
“What a curious plan!” exclaimed Alice. “That's the reason they're called lessons,” the
Gryphon remarked: “because they lessen from day to day.”
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PUNS WRITTEN BY KIDS! Why did the kid bring scissors to school? •So he could cut class.
Written by Anglela, age 11 - Tom Swifities Link
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PUN FUN! How do mountains hear?
Written Dave, age 10- Tom Swifities Link
•With mountaineers.
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PUN FUN! What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?
•Getting the scoop!Tom Swifities Link
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PUN FUN! How do you fix a broken tomato?
Tom Swifities Link
•With tomato paste. Tomato Paste
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PUN FUN! Why did the spider go to the computer?
Written by Rachel - Tom Swifities Link
•To check his web site.
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PUN FUN! Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?
• Because one word leads to another.
(Joseph Rosenbloom
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PUN FUN! What did the big toe say to the little toe?"
•There's a big heel following us.
(Kid's Jokes)
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ANALOGIES
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ANALOGYa similarity between like features of two sets of things
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Analogies are written in the following format:Short:Tall::Small:BigIt is read as short is to tall as small is to big
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Cow:Bull::Hen:___________.
Cat:Cats::Leaf:____________.
Zebra:Stripes::Giraffe:______.
Scissors:Cut::Glue:_________.