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My WorkPunishment Burgers

4 Pounds of gallow ground beef

2 Trouble tomatoes

1 Pound of dunking stool cheese

1 Jar of kidnapped Ketchup

4 Boston stock buns

1 Jar of Merchant mayonnaise

4 Leafs of law lettuce

First you take the beef and make it in to 4 patty shaped burgers. Preheat pan to 1760. Then wait for dark brown color to signal when ready. Then go steal a cow. Then spread merchant mayo on the Boston stock bun. After stealing40$.Cut the dunking stool cheese into 40 slices putt ten on the bun. Then putt the burger on the bun Then take the trouble tomatoes and cut them up than put them on the burger. Then take the kidnapped ketchup and putt that on the burger. Do this before sneaking out after dark. Then take the law lettuce and putt that on the burger. Then fall asleep in the meeting house. Then take the other half of the bun and putt that on. Now you have made a punishment burger.

Warning: Before eating you MUST escape jail.

By: Curtis Roush

This Years Work

By: Curtis Roush

Punishment Burgers

4 Pounds of gallow ground beef

2 Trouble tomatoes

1 Pound of dunking stool cheese

1 Jar of kidnapped Ketchup

4 Boston stock buns

1 Jar of Merchant mayonnaise

4 Leafs of law lettuce

First you take the beef and make it in to 4 patty shaped burgers. Preheat pan to 1760. Then wait for dark brown color to signal when ready. Then go steal a cow. Then spread merchant mayo on the Boston stock bun. After stealing40$.Cut the dunking stool cheese into 40 slices putt ten on the bun. Then putt the burger on the bun Then take the trouble tomatoes and cut them up than put them on the burger. Then take the kidnapped ketchup and putt that on the burger. Do this before sneaking out after dark. Then take the law lettuce and putt that on the burger. Then fall asleep in the meeting house. Then take the other half of the bun and putt that on. Now you have made a punishment burger.

Warning: Before eating you MUST escape jail.

By: Curtis Roush

A Whole Different TV Life

“Hey dad is it snowing at the game?”

“No.”

“Oh that’s just static.”

We really shouldn’t have this problem, but we don’t have a flat screen TV. We need to buy a flat screen TV! Why you ask? Well it would bring our family together, the TV will be clearer, and I will be out of your hair.

One reason I feel that we should get one is that it will bring our family together. We will like to go into the living room to watch football games and Sunday night football will be awesome. We will be all on the couch watching holiday movies. Think about Christmas were all on the couch by the tree watching Snoopy. Also we can watch movies of ourselves.

Another reason I feel we should get a flat screen TV is we will see the TV clearer. I will be able to see what I’m playing on PS2. There will be no “snowing” at the game. You will be able to see what is on the news and what that forecast is. Dad you will be able to see the golf ball. We will also be able to see what movie were watching.

My finale reason is I will be out of your hair. When we get a flat screen TV there will be two extra TV’s so we can move one into my room and the PS2 BOOM! I just described heaven. I also won’t be bugging you to fix the antenna. And I will be a whole lot quieter.

So just imagine were all on the couch watching super bowl 44 the Steelers VS the Cowboys Yelling and having a good time. And were together, the TV is clearer, and me I’m out of your hair. So let’s go buy a Flat screen TV. Now cable is the next step.

By: Curtis Roush

Thanks For Coming!