Minty Fresh... fresher than Chase’s Facebook statusWed 29th September 2010

Wednesday’s

All Day

10:00 - 16:00

13:00 - 17:00

13:30 - 16:30

14:00 - 16:00

17:00 - 20:00

20:00 - 23:00

20:00 - 23:00

20:30 - 23:00

21:30 - 02:00

22:30 - 03:00

The Two Minute Man,

reliable sources inform

us, is planning to reveal

his identity this Thurs-

day on superhero night.

An excitable, slightly

inebriated friend of this fresh-

ers’ legend let us know that,

while he was unable to tell us

who he was, he could con-

fi rm to us that he is a very

real threat to the satisfac-

tion of ladies everywhere.

He and his people are

currently divising a suitable

superhero costume for him

- the MintyFresh team sug-

gest incorporating some sort

of Flava Flav inspired novelty

clock - but they were unable

to confi rm any more details.

The suspense is killing us all.

What we did fi nd out

was that the Two Minute Man

has, apparently, succesfully

ensnared a mate. It seems

that there is a (lucky?) female

out there who regularly enjoys

his powers and has yet to run

for the hills. MintyFresh are

somewhat confused by this. If

anyone has any information on

this easily pleased/remarkably

impatient lady then we would

be very curious to hear more.

Earlier in the evening

there was an impromptu gath-

ering outside Solsbury E Block

that saw many freshers game-

fully pre-drinking in the rain.

There were a few who over-

committed to the cause and

weren’t quite able to make

it to the the main event of

the evening - one memora-

ble girl, Kirsty, insisted that

she hadn’t drunk too much

but was lying on the fl oor

simply because she was ‘re-

ally tired’. Poor effort K-Dog.

This little soiree was

subsequently broken up by the

fun police. The crowds were

dispersed after some anti-tree

violence and bottle smash-

ing alerted the enemies of

joy but the poor lost fresh-

ers soon found a new base

at the sports hall where

the Clubbers and Ravers

night was off and running.

Chase and Status

(we still aren’t sure which is

which) got the audience hap-

pily jumping and fl ailing to

their dub-step stylings. Neon

clothing was ripped and

stretched as you happy fresh-

Timetable

Roman Bath Trips

Town

Sports on the Parade

Parade

Sports Day

Archery Field

Coffee Afternoon

Town

Chaplaincy Drop-in Group

Chaplaincy

Society Challenge Sabb

Special

2E 3.1

Poker Night

Elementsl

Salsa Night

Level One

Film

8W 1.1

Beach Party

Founders Sports Hall

Tea and Toast

Chaplaincy

Two Minute Man set to reveal himself

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Two Minute Man hides himself

from the MintyFresh paparrazzi

Juan from Solsbury D3.7 showed

MintyFresh how classy he really

is

The Solsbury E-block shindig in full

swing, before it was crashed by security

Classic K-Dog, now the star of the

MintyFresh Hall of Shame, did

not fi nish

ers stayed out of the rain

and danced the night away.

Special mention goes

to Onur from Eastwood 27 who

enjoyed the night a little too

much, attempted the worm

and then ingested a spoonful of

curry powder. We salute you sir.