Webseries Season 3 Episode 8

8/6/2019 Webseries Season 3 Episode 8

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FADE IN:

INT - THE SEQUENTIAL DETECTIVE AGENCY - NIGHT

Smolder takes the phone from Scullery.

SMOLDER(into phone)

Arkham?

INT - ARKHAM'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS

ARKHAM sits at his desk.

ARKHAM

(into phone)Hello Smolder. It's been a long time.

INT - THE SEQUENTIAL DETECTIVE AGENCY - CONTINUOUS

Scullery opens a desk drawer and pulls out a book titled "The Squirrel-Pigeon 3:Nature's Deadliest End To A Trilogy". She walks over to the couch and starts reading it.

SMOLDER(into phone)

It sure has. I can still remember how youkicked Scullery and me out of the FBI though.You literally kicked me out because I wouldn'tleave the building. It was embarrassing for everyoneinvolved.


Arkham leans back in his chair.

ARKHAM(into phone)

I'm sorry about that. Things were differentback then. The FBI has changed.


Smolder leans against the edge of the desk.


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SMOLDER(into phone)

How has it changed?


ARKHAM(into phone)

The majority of the FBI is investigating thestrange stuff you guys use to investigate.It's become our top priority. We all believe.


SMOLDER(into phone)Your not asking for us to come backare you?


Arkham stands up and walks around to the front of his desk.

ARKHAM(into phone)

Unfortunately that's not possible.


SMOLDER(into phone)

Why?


ARKHAM(into phone)

Because you're under investigation. You'vebeen in contact with Indrid Cold and the Bureauconsiders you an enemy combatant.



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SMOLDER(into phone)

Why'd you call me then?


ARKHAM(into phone)

I trust you and I need your help.

CUT TO:

EXT. OFFICE BUILDING COURT YARD - NIGHT

Smolder and Scullery sit at a table. A few people are sitting at other tables nearby.

SCULLERYI've got a bad feeling about this.

SMOLDERIf I didn't know better I'd think you werequoting Star Wars.

SCULLERYWhatever that means...

SMOLDERIt's a line from the Stars Wars movies.George Lucas wasn't good at writingdialogue so he liked to reuse linesover and over and over again.

SCULLERYHe doesn't sound very creative.

SMOLDERHe wasn't. He basically ripped off the entireidea for Star Wars from the guy who startedthe Campbell Soup Company.

SCULLERYHow can you be so trusting of Arkham?


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He could be setting some sort of trap.

SMOLDERIf he was setting a trap he would have caughtus in it already.

SCULLERYThat's true. He never wasted any time gettingstuff done.

SMOLDERRemember that one time when he atea box of ice cream in sixty seconds?

SCULLERY

That was you and you almost died.

SMOLDEROh yeah.

Arkham walks over to Scullery and Smolder's table. Walking with him is UNICORNDICTIONARY. Unicorn is an Africa-American woman and she's wearing a sari. Shespeaks with a German accent

ARKHAMHi guys.

Arkham and Unicorn sit down at the table with Scullery and Smolder.

SCULLERYWho's this with you Arkham?

ARKHAM(gesturing to Unicorn)

This is Unicorn Dictionary.

UNICORNShalom.

SMOLDERYou wouldn't happen to know ShirtBadass would you?


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UNICORNI yada of him.

SMOLDEROkay then...

ARKHAMUnicorn uses Hebrew words in the sameway Shirt uses Spanish.

SCULLERYYou know about Shirt?

ARKHAMWe arrested him.

SCULLERYThat's nice... I hope you tortured him too.

SMOLDER(to Unicorn)

So you're from Felix Callkadawn?

UNICORNKen. I'm ktzat different then Shirt though.For one thing I make less sense in Hebrewthen Shirt does in Spanish. Rav todot I don'tuse Hebrew as much as he uses Spanish sothat's kol tuv.

SMOLDER(to Arkham)

So what's the deal with Unicorn and you.

ARKHAMShe's working with me. An Ander named MugRuith has been using Felix Callkadawn's doorsto invade government facilities and we needyou two to help us find and catch him.

SMOLDERWhy would I be able to find him?


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ARKHAM You have the thingamajig.

SMOLDERIs that was it's officially called?

UNICORN Yeah. We know it's lo tov name forit but we couldn't think of a betterachat.

ARKHAMWill you locate him and help uscatch him?

Smolder closes his eyes.

SMOLDERHe's nearby.

Smolder opens his eyes.

SMOLDERWe'll have to hurry.

They all stand up.

SMOLDERFollow me.

CUT TO:

INT. DARK ROOM

BAAL sits in the chair. He's wearing a black trench coat and a burlap

bag over his head. The burlap bag has hole's for his eyes and mouth.His mouth is bright red and the skin around his eyes is black. Alansuddenly appears on the small table nearby. Baal has a deep scratchyvoice.

BAALHello Alan.


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ALANAre you Baal?

BAALI am.

(pauses)I heard about what you did.

ALANReally?

BAALIt sounded impressive. What did youlearn from your encounter with thepresident?

ALANHe knows that we're preparing toattack but that's all he knows.I also learned that he's a big fanof one of the movies I greenlighted.It was called Tokyo Gameshow Nightmareand it was about a Japanese gameshow thatcame to life and started killing people.

Surprisingly it was based on a truestory... but that's not important.

BAAL You've done well Alan.

Baal stands up, walks over to Alan, and places his hand on him.

BAALI'm glad you're on the right side of this fight.

ALANI can't believe my fam-- I mean the humansI'd been staying with had me so mixed up.

Baal turns away from Alan.


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BAALIt's understandable. Their wickednesscan work as a mask hiding their revoltingtrue selves.

ALAN That doesn't even make sense...

The room starts to shake a little.

ALANWell actually if I think about it withoutusing logic it does make sense.

The room stops shaking.

BAALLogic is a human concept. Learn to abandonit at the door.

ALANOkay...

(pauses)What's under the bag on your head?

Baal flops down on the chair.

BAALUnspeakable horrors...

CUT TO:

INT/EXT. FELIX CALLKADAWN'S DOORWAY SYSTEM

MUG RUITH enters--

A HALLWAY

--and closes the door behind him. Mug Ruith has an irish accent. He'sholding a white cane and moves it about. The cane hits the walls oneither side of the hallway and he walks down it.


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SUDDENLY Unicorn bursts through a door at the other end of thehallway. Scullery, Smolder, and Arkham follow her.

ARKHAMStop right there!

Mug Ruith turns around, heads towards the doorway he just came outof, and walks though it. Unicorn turns around and touches the doorknob on the door they just came out of.

UNICORNSmolder, Scullery. Go through this dalet.Arkham. Follow me.

Arkham and Unicorn run down the hallway and follow Mug Ruiththrough his door.

SMOLDERI guess she's in charge. Come on Scullery.

Smolder and Scullery run through their door, enter--

THE SEQUENTIAL DETECTIVE AGENCY

--and close the door behind them.

The room is dark.

SMOLDERWhat are we doing here?

They walk around the desk. Mug Ruith pops out from underneath thedesk and throws a shoe, which completely misses Smolder andScullery.

MUG RUITH Take that!

SCULLERYQuick! Grab him!

Smolder lunges at Mug Ruith who smacks Smolder in the face with his


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cane. Smolder falls on to the couch. Mug Ruith trips over one of thechairs, falls on the desk, slides across it, and lands on his feet.

MUG RUITHGotta run.

Mug Ruith runs into the door, opens the door, and then runs through it.

Scullery helps Smolder up. They run through the door and close itbehind them. Unicorn and Arkham enter the room through the samedoor.

UNICORNEzer me move this bookcase.

Arkham and Unicorn move the bookcase and go through the doorbehind it.

APARTMENT COMPLEX COURTYARD

Smolder and Scullery enter the courtyard from the door of one of theapartments. They look around. Scullery points across the courtyard atMug Ruith as he enters the door of an apartment.

SCULLERY

(yelling) There he is!

Scullery and Smolder run over to the door and follow Mug Ruiththrough it. Drake pops his head out of his apartment.

DRAKEWho's yelling out here?

SUDDENLY Arkham and Unicorn push Drake out of the way and enter

the courtyard.

DRAKEWhat the hell are you guys doing here?

UNICORNWe're on a mission.


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ARKHAMUnicorn, don't draw attention to us.

DRAKEIt's too late for that Mr. Mysterious.Attention has been drawn in brightshiny Crayola colors.

A BEDROOM

Smolder and Scullery enter a bedroom. Mug Ruith is hiding behind thedoor.

SCULLERYWhere'd he go?

Mug Ruith quietly sneaks out from behind the door and goes throughit.

Smolder closes his eyes and QUICKLY opens them again. He turnsaround.

SMOLDERHe just went through this door.

Smolder and Scullery go through the door and enter--

DRAKE'S APARTMENT

They run out into the living room where Drake and Jeff are sitting onthe couch watching TV.

SMOLDERDid you guys see a blind guy run through here?

DRAKE Yes... yes we did.

SCULLERYWhere'd he go?


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JEFFHe went out the front door.

Smolder and Scullery leave Drake's apartment through the front door.

DRAKEI don't remember letting any of youguys into my apartment.

JEFF You let me into your apartment.

DRAKENo I didn't.

JEFFOh yeah. I just walked in didn't I.

APARTMENT COMPLEX COURTYARD

Smolder and Scullery are standing at the top of the stairs, Unicorn andArkham are standing at the bottom of the stairs, and Mug Ruith isstanding between them.

ARKHAM

It's over!

MUG RUITHI don't think so!

Mug Ruith dives off of the stairs and crashes onto the ground. Smolderrushes down the stairs. Mug Ruith gets up and runs right into a tree.Arkham grabs and handcuffs him.

SMOLDER

Why was this so hard? The guy's blind!

Indrid Cold sneaks up behind Scullery and grabs her. Arkham, Smolder,and Unicorn look up and see him.

INDRIDAn eye for an eye.


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Indrid disappears with Scullery.

SMOLDEROh crap!

CUT TO BLACK:

THE END

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