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2018NASOMA
YEARBOOK
The Year of the Snake
(redux)
The Managers
Millard Fillmore DivisionGlenn Wheeler – The Buckeyes (39 Years)Tad Collier – Dallas Mavericks (36 Years)
Shawn Spears – OU Drillers (29 Years)Bob Bohl – Bohl Weevils (1 Year)
Bob Uecker DivisionTerry Miller – FFTs (39 Years)
Garth Lewis – Wahoos (26 Years)Bryan Reusser – DiamondVision (26 Years)
Michael Scianatico – Zephyrs (Rookie)
Ab Wheeler DivisionNorm Wheeler – Logan County Tweeners (37 Years)
Vince Mullen – Stanley Sidewinders (26 Years)Tristan Traviolia – Black Aces (25 Years)
Phillip Hill – Super Goofs (10 Years)
Herman Wheeler DivisionSteve Hart – Waco Inmates (33 Years)Derek Townsend – Fungoes (31 Years)
Jose Escobar – Rhinos (25 Years)Dave Hibbard – Nads (24 Years)
2018 Final Standings
Millard Fillmore Division Herman Wheeler DivisionW L Pct GB W L Pct GB
Buckeyes 100 62 .617 ---- Inmates 93 69 .574 ----Weevils 95 67 .586 5 Rhinos 86 76 .531 7Drillers 85 77 .525 15 Fungoes 78 84 .481 15Mavericks 60 102 .370 40 Nads 59 103 .364 34
Bob Eucker Division Ab Wheeler DivisionW L Pct GB W L Pct GB
Warpigs 100 62 .617 ---- Sidewinders 103 59 .636 ----DVs 89 73 .549 11 Tweeners 92 70 .568 11FFTs 83 79 .512 17 Killer Bees 74 88 .457 27Wahoos 45 117 .278 55 SuperGoofs 54 108 .333 49
NASOMA Playoffs1980-2018
World Series Championships1980 – FFTs over Blazers 4-3 12 - Warpigs1981 – FFTs over Buckeyes 4-3 7 - Buckeyes1982 – Buckeyes over Pilots 4-0 4 - Sidewinders1983 – Buckeyes over Tweeners 4-2 3 - FFTs1984 – Strangers over Buckeyes 4-3 3 - VivaZapastas1985 – FFTs over Pilots 4-3 2 - Drillers1986 – Buckeyes over Strangers 4-3 2 - Fungoes1987 – Strangers over Mavericks 4-0 2 - Strangers1988 – Bandits over FFTs 4-3 1 - Bandits1989 – Warpigs over Bandits 4-0 1 - Cletes1990 – Buckeyes over Warpigs 4-1 1 - DiamondVision1991 – Buckeyes over Warpigs 4-3 1 – Killer Bees1992 – Warpigs over Mavericks 4-01993 – Cletes over Warpigs 4-11994 – Buckeyes over Inmates 4-1 World Series Appearances1995 – Warpigs over Fungoes 4-2 16 - Warpigs1996 – Warpigs over Pastas 4-2 14 - Buckeyes1997 – Warpigs over Buckeyes 4-2 8 - Sidewinders1998 – Sidewinders over Pastas 4-1 6 - VivaZapastas1999 – Warpigs over Pastas 4-2 5 - Drillers2000 – Drillers over Wahoos 4-1 5 - FFTs2001 – Drillers over Sidewinders 4-1 3 - Fungoes2002 – Warpigs over Killer Bees 4-1 3 - Strangers2003 – Warpigs over Drillers 4-3 2 - Bandits2004 – VivaZapastas over Drillers 4-2 2 - DiamondVision2005 – Buckeyes over Drillers 4-1 2 - Inmates2006 – Fungoes over FFTs 4-2 2 - Killer Bees2007 – Warpigs over Sidewinders 4-1 2 - Mavericks2008 – Killer Bees over DiamondVision 4-1 2 - Pilots2009 – Warpigs over Buckeyes 4-2 2 - Rhinos2010 – VivaZapastas over Rhinos 4-3 1 - Blazers2011 – VivaZapastas over Buckeyes 4-2 1 - Cletes2012 – DiamondVision over Rhinos 4-2 1 - Tweeners2013 – Warpigs over Inmates 4-2 1 - Wahoos
World Series (cont.) Playoff Appearances2014 – Fungoes over Sidewinders 4-1 33 - Buckeyes2015 – Warpigs over Sidewinders 4-3 23 - Warpigs2016 – Sidewinders over Warpigs 4-1 17 - Drillers2017 – Sidewinders over Buckeyes 4-2 16 - Sidewinders2018 – Sidewinders over Buckeyes 4-1 15 - FFTs
14 - VivaZapastas13 - Inmates13 - Mavericks12 - Fungoes10 - Oilers10 - Tweeners 9 - Rhinos 8 - DiamondVision
6 - Wahoos 5 - Pilots 4 - Strangers 3 - Bandits 3 - Killer Bees 3 - Senators 3 - Titans 2 - Badgers 2 - Lumberjacks 2 - Non-Regs 2 - SuperGoofs 1 - Blazers 1 - Bombers 1 - Cletes 1 - Hybrids 1 - Linemen 1 - Necks 1 - Weevils 0 - Blue Ticks
0 - Bootleggers/CFTs 0 - Cardinals 0 - Condors 0 - DaBoys 0 - Mudhens 0 - Nads 0 - Skyscrapers 0 – Ziggies
NASOMA 100 Win Seasons
20 – Warpigs 7 - Sidewinders(1988) 114-54 .679 (1998) 109-53 .673(1989) 101-67 .601 (2001) 102-60 .630(1990) 106-62 .631 (2006) 102-60 .630(1991) 101-61 .637 (2007) 100-62 .617(1993) 109-55 .665 (2014) 104-58 .642(1994) 106-58 .646 (2017) 101-61 .623(1996) 112-52 .683 (2018) 103-59 .636(1997) 116-48 .707(1998) 108-54 .667 6 – VivaZapastas(1999) 111-51 .685 (1993) 100-64 .610(2000) 100-62 .617 (1996) 107-57 .652(2002) 117-45 .722 (1997) 100-64 .610(2003) 102-60 .630 (1998) 108-54 .667(2006) 101-61 .623 (1999) 101-61 .623(2007) 111-51 .685 (2016) 100-64 .610(2009) 126-36 .778(2013) 105-57 .648 3 – FFTs(2015) 111-51 .685 (1980) 102-58 .638(2018) 100-62 .617 (1985) 104-64 .619
(1986) 103-62 .6249 – Buckeyes
(1992) 102-66 .607 2 – DiamondVision(1994) 102-62 .622 (2004) 103-59 .636(1995) 112-52 .683 (2012) 112-50 .691(1996) 105-59 .640(1997) 100-64 .610 2 – Fungoes(1998) 102-60 .630 (2014) 106-56 .654(2012) 109-53 .673 (2016) 101-61 .623(2017) 115-47 .710(2018) 100-62 .617 2 – Mavericks
(2013) 100-62 .6177 – Drillers (2016) 105-57 .648
(1993) 108-56 .659(1994) 100-64 .610 1 – Killer Bees(1995) 109-55 .665 (2008) 102-60 .630(2001) 105-57 .648(2003) 104-58 .642 1 – Rhinos(2004) 106-56 .654 (2012) 105-57 .648(2005) 106-56 .654
Draft Sites
1980 – Grand Prairie, Texas; Fairfield, Texas 2000 – New Orleans, Louisiana1981 – Dallas, Texas 2001 – Fort Worth, Texas1982 – St. Louis, Missouri 2002 – Fort Worth, Texas1983 – St. Louis, Missouri 2003 - Fort Worth, Texas1984 – Dallas, Texas 2004 – Fort Worth, Texas1985 – Fort Worth, Texas 2005 – Tulsa, Oklahoma1986 – Dallas, Texas 2006 – Arlington, Texas1987 – Dallas, Texas 2007 – Arlington, Texas1988 – Memphis, Tennessee 2008 – Irving, Texas1989 – Little Rock, Arkansas 2009 – Irving, Texas1990 – Little Rock, Arkansas 2010 – Addison, Texas1991 – New Orleans, Louisiana 2011 – Waxahachie, Texas1992 – St. Louis, Missouri 2012 – Irving, Texas1993 – Little Rock, Arkansas 2013 – Irving, Texas1994 – Dallas, Texas 2014 – Irving, Texas1995 – Louisville, Kentucky 2015 – Irving, Texas1996 – San Antonio, Texas 2016 – Irving, Texas1997 – Shreveport, Louisiana 2017 – Irving, Texas1998 – Dallas, Texas 2018 – Irving, Texas1999 – Austin, Texas
NASOMA FRANCHISE HISTORIES1980-2018
Mansfield Buckeyes, 1980 – Original NASOMA franchise.
Dallas FFTs, 1980 – Original NASOMA franchise.
Logan County Tweeners, 1982 – Formerly Trinity Linemen.
Midlothian Mavericks, 1983 – Formerly Toronto Titans.
Waco Inmates, 1986 – Formerly Pilots (1st edition); Pilots and Bandits held draft from players of defunct Cleveland Bootleggers (name later changed to CFTs)/Cardinals (formerly Pittsburgh Condors) franchises.
Waxahachie Fungoes, 1988 – Formerly Necks; formerly Austin Senators.
O.U. Drillers, 1990 – Formerly Hybrids; formerly Strangers (2-headed edition); formerly Strangers (Higdon edition); formerly Wisconsin Badgers (1st edition).
Stanley Sidewinders, 1993 – Expansion franchise, partially stocked from players of Bandits franchise.
SGP Wahoos, 1993 - Expansion franchise, partially stocked from players of Bandits franchise.
Tulsa DiamondVision, 1993 - Expansion franchise, partially stocked from players of Bandits franchise.
Belldale Rhinos, 1994 – Formerly Cletes; formerly Mudhens; formerly Wisconsin Badgers (2nd edition); formerly Woodville Lumberjacks.
Chicago Nads (2nd edition), 2000 – Formerly DaBoys; formerly Blue Ticks, an expansion franchise partially stocked with players or the first Nads franchise; Nads (1st edition) were an expansion team partially stocked with players of Bandits franchise.
Disney SuperGoofs, 2009 – Formerly Oilers; formerly Brizz’s Bombers.
Brantford Bohl Weevils, 2018 – Formerly New York Skyscrapers; formerly VivaZapastas; formerly Pilots (2nd edition); formerly A&M Non-Regs.
Malibu Black Aces, 2019 – Formerly Nashville Killer Bees expansion franchise, partially stocked with players of Nads (1st edition) franchise.
Crowley Zephyrs, 2019 – Formerly Hooterville Warpigs; formerly Ziggies; formerly Richardson Blazers.
2018 NASOMA Individual LeadersGames Played Runs Scored162 – 13 players 162 – Stanton (DiamondVision)
131 – Goldschmidt (Weevils)108 – Blackmon (Drillers)
Hits Runs Batted In218 – Altuve (Inmates) 161 – Stanton (DiamondVision)208 – Blackmon (Drillers) 124 – Goldschmidt ((Weevils)193 – Inciarte (Inmates) 106 – Arenado (Tweeners)
Doubles Triples64 – Lowrie (Sidewinders) 13 – Blackmon (Drillers)49 – Goldschmidt (Weevils) 11 – Albies (DiamondVision)48 – Betts (Fungoes) 9 – Lindor (Fungoes)48 – Altuve (Inmates) 9 – Castellanos (Mavericks)
Homeruns Bases On Balls87 – Stanton (DiamondVision) 110 – Stanton (DiamondVision)53 – Moustakas – (DiamondVision) 108 – Votto (Rhinos)50 – Goldschmidt (Weevils) 93 – Encarnacion (Sidewinders)
Strikeouts Hit By Pitch202 – Santana (Inmates) 23 – Maldonado (SuperGoofs)202 – Myers (Rhinos) 22 – Rizzo (Inmates)202 – Upton (Sidewinders) 20 – Harrison (FFTs)
Stolen Bases Batting Average (502 PA)35 – Hamilton (Sidewinders) .333 – Altuve (Inmates)33 – Altuve (Inmates) .318 – Mancini (Tweeners)25 – Gardner (Fungoes) .311 – Goldschmidt (Weevils)25 – Merrifield (SuperGoofs)
Games Pitched Innings Pitched92 – Liriano (Mavericks) 234.0 – Sale (Sidewinders)88 – Bleier (DiamondVision) 232.2 – Santana (Buckeyes)84 – Bradley (Inmates) 223.0 – Kluber (Weevils
223.0 – Cole (Rhinos)
Wins Losses23 – Sale (Sidewinders) 18 – Zimmerman (SuperGoofs)21 – Santana (Buckeyes) 17 – Urena (Nads)18 – Greinke (Weevils) 16 – Cobb (SuperGoofs)
16 – Moore (Mavericks)
Runs Allowed Hits Allowed153 – Moore (Mavericks) 250 – Hammel (Mavericks)145 – Hammel (Mavericks) 227 – Gausman (Rhinos)130 – Corbin (DiamondVision) 225 – Samardzija (FFTs)
225 – Corbin (DiamondVision)
Homeruns Allowed Walks Allowed50 – Ray (Tweeners) 99 – Lynn (FFTs)49 – Samardzija (FFTs) 96 – Ray (Tweeners)47 – Darvish (FFTs) 94 – Gausman (Rhinos)47 – Moore (Mavericks)
Strikeouts Earned Run Average (162 IP)315 – Sale (Sidewinders) 2.94 – Pomeranz (FFTs)314 – Kluber (Weevils) 2.96 – Sale (Sidewinders)309 – Scherzer (Weevils) 3.48 – Wood (Inmates)
Saves43 – Robertson (Fungoes40 – Parker (Buckeyes)30 – Green (Inmates)
2018 NASOMA Team LeadersBatting Average Earned Run Average.267 – Drillers 3.88 – Sidewinders.267 – Weevils 3.90 – Buckeyes.257 – Inmates 4.01 – FFTs
Runs Scored Fewest Runs Allowed890 – Weevils 669 – Sidewinders865 – Buckeyes 677 – Buckeyes861 – Drillers 685 – FFTs
Hits Fewest Hits Allowed1505 – Drillers 1238 – Buckeyes1492 – Weevils 1282 – Tweeners1448 – Inmates 1285 – Sidewinders
Homeruns Fewest Homeruns Allowed335 – DiamondVision 207 – Sidewinders330 – Buckeyes 210 – Drillers302 – Tweeners 218 – SuperGoofs
Fewest Strikouts Strikeouts1160 – Fungoes 1635 – Sidewinders1268 – Nads 1551 – Inmates1321 – DiamondVision 1546 – Weevils
Bases On Balls Fewest Walks Allowed620 – Sidewinders 465 – Weevils612 – Weevils 478 – Buckeyes574 – Rhinos 488 – Fungoes
Stolen Bases103 – Inmates 79 – FFTs 79 – Fungoes
2018 Crying Towel AwardsLowest Batting Average (502 PA) Highest Earned Run Average (162 IP).190 – Suarez (SuperGoofs) 6.77 – Hammel (Mavericks)
Lowest Team Batting Average Highest Team Earned Run Average.220 – SuperGoofs 5.53 – Mavericks
Most Original Reason For Not Turning In Stats“My team sucks.” - Wahoos
BLACK ACESSince 2019 (Management with different franchise 1992-2016)
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BOHL WEEVILSSince 2018Ballpark: Cotton Field Mascot: Cotton (“the ol’ weevil himself”)Manager: Ed Farmer General Manager: Eli WhitneyCoaches: Jack McDowell (pitching)
Harold Baines (hitting)Luis Aparicio (1B)Minnie Minoso (3B)Ozzie Guillen (bench – for the attitude)
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BUCKEYESSince 1980Ballpark: Buckeye Field Mascot: Brutus (a fossilized shriveled testicle) Manager: Paul Molitor General Manager: Jose CansecoCoaches: Doc Gooden (pitching) Misc.: Original NASOMA franchise
Robin Yount (hitting) Cecil Cooper (1B)Edgar Martinez (3B)
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DIAMONDVISIONSince 1993Ballpark: Viagra Park at DV PlaceManager: Todd Helton General Manager: Tino MartinezCoaches: Magglio Ordonez
Mike LeiberthalRusty Greer
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DRILLERSSince 1990Ballpark: PornHub MudPit of LewisvilleManager: Barry Switzer General Manager: Bob Stoops
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FFTsSince 1980Ballpark: The Grove Mascot: Land SharkManager: Dusty Baker General Manager: Steve Garvey Coaches: Fernando Valenzuela (pitching)
Pedro Guerrero (hitting)Davey Lopes (1B) Colors: Grey and BlueJeff Bagwell (3B)Rob Deer (bratwurst)
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FUNGOESSince 1988Ballpark: WTF Mascot: WTF Fungo Bunny Manager: Al Kaline General Manager: Derek TownsendCoaches: Kevin Brown (pitching)
Ken Griffey, Jr. (hitting) Omar Vizquel (1st Base) Lance Berkman (3rd Base) Michael Young (bench)
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INMATESSince 1986Ballpark: The Baptist Bowl Mascot: The Beakless Chicken Manager: Mike Schmidt General Manager: Monty Python Coaches: Fergie Jenkins (pitching) Play-by-play: Jim Brockmire
Mario Mendoza (hitting) Team Attorney: Perry Mason Mo Vaughn (1st Base) Rob Thompson (3rd Base) Ted Higuera (bullpen)
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MAVERICKSSince 1983Ballpark: The Rastadome Manager: The Ghost of Bob Marley General Manager: The Ghost of Hank Williams Coaches: (The Enhancers)
Juan Gonzalez Lenny Dykstra Roger Clemens
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NADSSince 2000 (Management with different franchise 1993-1997)Ballpark: The Ball Sack
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RHINOSSince 1994
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SIDEWINDERSSince 1993Ballpark: The Stroh’s Beer Church Lot Mascot: ClusterFuck the SnakeManager: Edgardo Alfonzo General Manager: Jack McKeon Coaches: Mario Soto (pitching)
George Foster (hitting) Mickey Morandini (1st Base) Carlos Delgado (3rd Base)
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SUPERGOOFSSince 2009Ballpark: Goofball Stadium Mascot: Super Goof Manager: Goofy General Manager: Mickey Mouse Coaches: Tigger (hitting) Bullpen Catcher: Dumbo
Eyeore (asst. hitting) Trainers: Timon & Pumba Sneezy (1st Base) Dopey (3rd Base) Donald Duck (bullpen) Pluto (bench) Wreck-It-Ralph (S & C)
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TWEENERSSince 1982Ballpark: Hooverdome Mascot: Big Red Manager: George Brett General Manager: Billy Beane Coaches: Kevin Appier (pitching) Play-by-play: Waite Hoyt
Darin Erstad (hitting) Gordy Coleman (color) Frank White (1st Base) Head Groundskeeper: Bill Murray Lonnie Smith (3rd base) Trainer: Nurse Goodbody Norm Charlton (bullpen) Roy Smalley (bench)
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WAHOOSSince 1993
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ZEPHYRSSince 2019
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“There have been only two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.” - Tallulah Bankhead
“I watch a lot of baseball on radio.” - Gerald Ford
“Well, it took me 17 years to get 3000 hits in baseball, and I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.” - Hank Aaron
“People think we make $3 million or $4 million a year. They don’t realize that most of us only make $500,000.” - Pete Incaviglia
“Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.” - Barry Switzer
“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” – Satchel Paige
“Every time I sign a ball, and there have been thousands, I thank my luck that I wasn’t born Covaleski or Wambsganns or Peckinpaugh.” – Mel Ott
“Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.” – Casey Stengel
“I ain’t what I used to be, but who the hell is?” – Dizzy Dean
“Shitfuck.” – Joe Schultz