WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics
-
Upload
k-scott-huntley -
Category
Internet
-
view
45 -
download
1
Transcript of WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics
![Page 1: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/1.jpg)
Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless)
Topicsby Scott Huntley
WordCamp Sydney 2016
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 2: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/2.jpg)
Hey, who am I?
I’m Scott
@kshuntley@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 3: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/3.jpg)
Hey, who am I?
I’m Scott
(or Kenneth? - see scott.technology/name)
@kshuntley@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 4: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/4.jpg)
Hey, who am I?
I’m Scott
(or Kenneth? - see scott.technology/name)
I work for as a Consultant/Trainer for Pukunui Technology, an LMS hosting company
Day to day, I use Moodle which is not WordPress
@kshuntley@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 5: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/5.jpg)
Hey, who am I?
I used to work at TAFE NSW
I used to teach WordPress
I am dreamer
I spend far too much time thinking about the world that could have been
I am very good at bad Photoshop.
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 6: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/6.jpg)
So what’s the point of this exercise?
Well, in this presentation, I’m going to talk about three incredibly cool and nerdtastic things.
They’re not very practical though.
But maybe by exploring crazy off-the-wall topics, we might learn something useful after all.
Note: You will not learn something useful after all.
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 7: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/7.jpg)
How am I going to keep on track?
I like to waffle.In fact, if I could, I’d talk to you now for 10 minutes on waffles.
I have 30 minutes, give or take, and 3 topics
Math tells me I should spend 10 minutes on each topic
To keep to that schedule:The slides are going to progress automaticallyOnce the slide changes, I’ll start talking to the new slide
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
Image: Parkerman & Christie from San Diego, USA - Crispy Waffles with Strawberries, CC BY 2.0,
![Page 8: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/8.jpg)
Topic One: Can you use WordPress
to run your pherlog?
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 9: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/9.jpg)
What’s a pherlog?
@kshuntley
“Blog” comes from the words “web log”.
Hence a “gopher log” would be a “pherlog”.
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 10: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/10.jpg)
“What the hell is Gopher?”
@kshuntley
You don’t remember Gopher?
It was what all the cool kids used before the Web.
And by “cool kids”, I’m specifically referring to all of us in the high school Dungeons and Dragons Club.
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 11: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/11.jpg)
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
I mean this guy
![Page 12: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/12.jpg)
Do Gopher clients still exist?
@kshuntley
Yes!
You used to be able to connect to Gopher using any browser. Not any more.
I actually had to download Lynx to connect to Gopher sites.
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 13: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/13.jpg)
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
WordCamp on LynxThe Lynx Browser
![Page 14: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/14.jpg)
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
My Blog on Lynx
![Page 15: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/15.jpg)
Do Gopher servers still exist?
@kshuntley
No!
Well they do.
But they’re terribly difficult to install!
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 16: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/16.jpg)
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
NONONO
NONO
NONO
![Page 17: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/17.jpg)
Can you power your pherlog using WordPress?
@kshuntley
Well… in theory…
Step one, get a gopher server up and running (see the past two slides)
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 18: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/18.jpg)
Can you power your pherlog using WordPress?
@kshuntley
The project I wanted to implement is called WP2GOPHER.
A single PHP file that will connect to your WordPress blog’s MySQL, extract the posts, and write them into a Gopher file.
Sounds incredibly easy to implement.
After, it’s fairly recent (Mar 27, 2008)
Find out more at gopher://gopher.4d2.org/1/phlog/page1 .
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 19: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/19.jpg)
Topic Two: Who is
WordPress’ sibling?
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 20: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/20.jpg)
How can WordPress have any relatives?
@kshuntley
WordPress was forked in 2003 from b2/cafelog.
I know this because Wikipedia tells me so.
I would say that makes b2/cafelog the parent of WordPress
Does WordPress have any other relations?
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 21: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/21.jpg)
A forgotten sibling?
@kshuntley
b2evolution was forked in 2003 from b2/cafelog.
I know this because Wikipedia tells me so.
I suppose that would make b2/cafelog the parent of b2evolution
This would make b2evolution the sibling of WordPress.
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 22: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/22.jpg)
Comparison Time
@kshuntley
Open Source (GNU GPLv2)
Latest Version: 6.7.3 (May 29)
Plugins: 224 (on the official site)
Skins: 768 (on the official site)
Listen to François deliver “The State of the Evolution”
Powers about 0.1% of the web
Open Source (GNU GPLv2)
Latest Version: 4.6.1 (Sep 7)
Plugins: 46,670 (on the official site)
Themes: Difficult to determine - 4,119 “Latest”
Listen to Matt deliver “The State of the Word”
Powers about 26.4% of the web
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 23: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/23.jpg)
What’s it like?
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 24: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/24.jpg)
What’s it like?
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 25: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/25.jpg)
What’s it like?
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 26: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/26.jpg)
What’s it like?
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 27: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/27.jpg)
What’s it like?
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 28: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/28.jpg)
What’s it like?
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 29: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/29.jpg)
Stop picking on me!
@kshuntley
Reading the b2Evolution site, a two things stand out:
● Their focus remains on being a blogging platform● Most of their features are blogging related
● They know they are in WordPress’ shadow
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 30: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/30.jpg)
Topic Three: Can you use lose WordPress
in your sofa cushions?
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 31: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/31.jpg)
WordPress on the Raspberry Pi
@kshuntley
“Okay, that’s kinda small.
But I couldn’t lose it in my sofa cushions.
I mean, you still gotta plug it in and stuff.”
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 32: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/32.jpg)
WordPress on the Raspberry Pi Zero with a Pi Zero IoT Hat
@kshuntley
“Okay, I could lose that in the sofa cushions.
But what’s the point?”
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 33: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/33.jpg)
“What’s the point?”
@kshuntley
The point is this is changing everything.
It’s the perfect storm people! It’s Crowdfunding meeting the Shenzhen AliBaba machine creating cheap Single Board Computers.
Computers are being distributed on magazine covers.
Computers are disposable now.
You could put computers in vending machines now.
This should be blowing your mind!
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 34: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/34.jpg)
Let’s put it this way
@kshuntley
Ship’s Com
puter
Ship’s Computer
Ship’s
Computer
Ship’s Computer
Ship’s Computer
Ship’s
Computer
Ship’s Computer
Ship’s
Computer
Ship’s Computer
Ship’s Computer
Ship’s Computer
Ship’s
Computer
What they told us the future will be.
What the future will be.
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 35: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/35.jpg)
“I still don’t get it.” and/or “Big deal, I already know this”
@kshuntley
Okay, think about this:
How much did your first computer cost?
That first one you took to Uni or TAFE, how ever many years ago it was that you pretend wasn’t really that long ago, but probably was longer than you’d like to admit, OMAG Am I over 40?
Raspberry Pi Zero was the $5 computer
It actually was the £5 computer
You still had to buy all the special bits and pieces
Pine A64 is $15 with a lot more guts
Indiegogo campaign for a $1 computer
The hardware will be cheap enough that we can teach programming to any kid on the planet.
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 36: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/36.jpg)
Or...
@kshuntley
I just wanted an excuse to show off my Raspberry Pi Zero.
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 37: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/37.jpg)
Bringing it all back together...
@kshuntley#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 38: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/38.jpg)
Did I just completely waste 30 minutes?
@kshuntley
I did say I was a dreamer…
I suppose I just like to imagine what could have been...
#WCSyd #Pointless3 @kshuntley
![Page 39: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/39.jpg)
Did I just completely waste 30 minutes?
@kshuntley
...like an alternate reality where we’re all discussing Pherlogs...
#WCSyd #pherlog #LongLiveTheGopher @kshuntley
![Page 40: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/40.jpg)
Did I just completely waste 30 minutes?
...at B2ECamp Sydney...
@kshuntley#B@ECampSyd #b2Evo #pherlog #LongLiveTheGopher @kshuntley
![Page 41: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/41.jpg)
Did I just completely waste 30 minutes?
...but I’ve got to stop by the vending machine because I’ve lost my computer.
@kshuntley#B2ECampSyd #b2evo #pherlog #LongLiveTheGopher #GopherPi #RasberryEvolution #COBOLDOTNET @kshuntley
![Page 42: WCSYD: Three Incredibly Nerdy (But Ultimately Pointless) Topics](https://reader031.fdocuments.net/reader031/viewer/2022030313/58ecac441a28ab4a4c8b46ad/html5/thumbnails/42.jpg)
Continue the conversation...
In this reality:
Email: [email protected]
Twitter: @kshuntley
Web: scott.technology
In another reality:
ICQ: 74325126
Identi.ca: kshuntley
gopher.scott.technology usenet:
alt.b2ecamp.sydney.pherlog.pherlog.pherlog
#B2ECampSyd #b2evo #pherlog #LongLiveTheGopher #GopherPi #ImStillDoingMySlidesOnSundayAM alt.b2ecamp.sydney.pherlog.pherlog.pherlog