JASON ROSE

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

LEGAL TROUBLE

Grant Woods

Patrick McGroder

LifeLock

The Falcones

Ballet Arizona

AZ Heart Association

Mitt Romney

Whole Foods

Rawhide

Centerpoint

Scott Coles

Glendale Elementary School District

Ann Richards

Susan Bitter Smith

David Schweikert

Harry Mitchell Hugh Hallman

Arcadia High School

Lynda Carter George H.W. Bush

John McCain

Phoenix Coyotes

Pink Taco

Harry Morton

Rolling Stone Hunter S. Thompson

Maria Baier

Alan Brunacini

Pat Cantelme

NAACP

Michele Iafrate

John Kaites

Billy Shields

Fred ThompsonTom Henze

Harvard

Bill ClintonJanet Reno

Waco Jason Schechterle

Bishop O’Brien

Dead jaywalking Native-American

Ivan Makil

Annette AlvarezFife Symington III

Dennis Burke

Dennis DeConciniWatergate

John P. Frank

Miranda Warning

William RehnquistEarl Warren

Warren Commission

Barry Goldwater Jr.

Anita HillClarence Thomas

Clint Bolick

Goldwater Institute

Mary Manross

Lindsay Lohan

Rick Renzi

ex-law partners

Kevin Bacon, move over! Jason Rose — the big-haired, bigger-mouthed, Republican 30-something king of AZ P.R. — is really the one with the connections. He’s represented everyone from Andrew Thomas to Ballet Arizona, and his favorite parlor trick is getting his clients to pimp one another. (Who can forget Joe Arpaio shilling for Pink Taco and Mitt Romney?) A minutes-long New Times team investigation reveals Rose’s ties to Hunter S. Thompson, Richard M. Nixon, Wonder Woman, and even Barack Obama.

DISREGARD OF PUBLIC-RECORDS LAWS

THE ROSE CONNECTION

TRIAL LAWYERS

businesspartners

guv w

anna

-bes

hockey mom

cokeheads

fast

Turf Paradise

Joe Arpaio

Sandra Day O’ConnorAlly McBeal

Harrison FordSteven Spielberg Jordan Rose

Ronald Reagan

George W. Bush

Saddam Hussein

Barack Obama

Sarah PalinParis Hilton

Cindy McCain

Bob Khan

Terry Goddard

Hillary Clinton

Monica Lewinsky

Baseline KillerJanet Napolitano

Richard Nixon

JFK assassination conspiracy

Ron Paul

Barry Goldwater Sr.

Dennis Wilenchik

losers

classics

alum

alum alum

downfall

believer

foes

endorsed

exes

exes

exes

Not

name-alikes

money makers

rivals

pals

siblin

gs

pardon

Waterloo

cigar-lovers

exes

shameless

hatred

Andrew Thomas

dealmakers

item

former item

French connection

*Note: Rose clients identified with gray line.

dance partners

item

role model

done

running mates

BFFs

Califo

rnia

namesake restaurant

represented

lady g

uvs

shill

mutual hatred

heartless

Crow

n Vic

Barrett-Jackson

9/11 conspiracy

worked for

wor

ked

for

worked for

mayors

shor

t skir

ts

Austin

rivals

chi-chi

hit and run

Phil Gordon

fashion