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Four Spartans swim at NCAA championshipJP. O’HaganSports Editor

Four Spartan swimmers stand on a pool deck in Texas. Junior Aaron Tam rocks out to classic rock and roll. Drew Hamilton shuffles across the floor, dancing and listening to his EMD playlist, “Limbo Daddy Yankee” like-ly blasting through his headphones. Teammate and senior Eric Haufler listens to rock band “Rise Against,” while freshman Oliver Hudgins jams to up beat hip hop.

This is all a part of their pre-race preparation, but these races are dif-ferent: They are the National Colle-giate Athletic Association Division III Swimming Championships. “Every-one these is fast,” said Hudgins. “No-body is slower than you.”

Hudgins, Hamilton, Haufler and Tam were invited to compete in 10 events at the swimming champion-ships, which were swam back on March 18-21 at the Conroe ISD Nata-torium in Shenandoah, Texas.

Hamilton, who was rookie of the year in the University Athletic Associ-ation (UAA), qualified in the 500-yard freestyle 400 IM and will also swim in the 1,650 freestyle. Hudgins swam in the 200-yard backstroke, his CWRU record-breaking race. Tam swam the 100-yard butterfly and the 200-yard fly. Finally Haufler swam alongside his teammates in the 800-freestyle re-lay, the 200-yard free relay, the 400-yard free, the 800-yard free and final-ly the 400-yard medley relay.

The team earned All-American Honors for their 800-yard freestyle relay performance, after placing 14th and finishing with a time of 6:45.37.

“We were all like, ‘Damn, this is really fast,’” said Tam of their first day at the championship races. “After that, though, we got used to it.”

“The nerves are always there,” said Hamilton. “It’s just like any other race.”

“It’s really loud above the water,” said Tam. “When you are in the water, it’s just you. You kind of let your mind go blank and focus on the goal.”

“For me it’s just tunnel vision,” said Haufler. “It’s just you and your thoughts, and I’m telling my arms to pull harder.”

Julia BiancoNews Editor

It was an outcry heard all over Yik Yak, but not over Leutner Commons. The Vil-lage Starbucks announced the end of their $2 drink program, which ignited social me-dia with student fury, but no one showed up to the Residence Hall Association’s (RHA) publicized food forum with Bon Appétit management to discuss the issue in person.

The $2 drink program allowed students to get any size drink for $2 if they brought a reusable cup. Students could also get hot or iced drip coffee and shaken iced teas for only $1 if they brought a reusable mug. The goal of the program was to reduce plastic and paper cup waste by creating an incen-tive for students to bring reusable mugs.

On March 31, the $2 program ended. How-ever the $1 program is still intact. Students will also receive a 25-cent discount on drinks when they bring in a reusable mug, which is an additional 15 cents on top of the 10 cents off that Starbucks offers nationwide.

“It was definitely not a knee-jerk decision,” said Jim Boland, director of Operations for Bon Appétit, adding that the decision has been in the works for months. “Our number one priority on campus is the students, but some-times you have to make tough decisions.”

With rising food costs, offering $2 drinks that would normally cost at least $3 or $4 was no longer cost-effective. However the deci-

sion also has sustainability implications.“The Office of Sustainability thinks

it’s a really good thing to incentivize reus-able mugs,” said Director of Sustainability Stephanie Corbett. “Giving discounts is one way to do that.”

The Office of Sustainability and the Student Sustainability Council (SSC) have been working with Bon Appétit on other sustainability plans on campus, including reducing plastic bag waste at Grab It and Bag It. Although they were not contacted about this decision, Corbett said that the Of-fice of Sustainability plans on doing studies to see if there are any dramatic changes in usage of reusable mugs.

“I was disappointed to hear that the Vil-lage Starbucks is going to stop the $2 drink program,” said Grace Cammarn, president of the SSC. “It was a forward-thinking way to incentivize using reusable cups, as it taught the students to break the habit of settling for the disposable. I only hope that the customers continue to bring their own thermoses and tumblers if not for the sake of saving money, for the sake of the environment.”

Still Corbett acknowledged that the Vil-lage Starbucks offered the most generous mug discount she had ever heard of and that no other college campus that she was aware of gave a discount so steep.

“Bon Appétit and Starbucks have to make business decisions,” she said. “They’ve been really good partners in other sustainability

initiatives. While I’m personally sad to see the $2 mug discount go, sometimes business decisions are made that take into account not just environmental sustainability, but other sustainability factors as well.”

Boland echoed her sentiments, saying that, while Bon Appétit was happy to offer such a discount to students and to help re-duce waste, it was no longer economically feasible for them to continue.

However many students were still upset over the decision.

“Personally the price change seems a bit unbelievable because both Starbucks and Bon Appétit are multi-million dollar companies, and yet they find it necessary to demand those with less give them more,” said freshman Ra-chel Payne. “It was also a Starbucks that was supposed to be there for the students, not nec-essarily to make a profit. The fact that they just changed their mind about wanting to provide a nice service for a reasonable price shows a lack of empathy towards the consumers.”

Boland, along with other Bon Appétit man-agers, attended the monthly RHA food forum on April 1 in Leutner Commons. Although many students had been posting on social media about how angry they were about the removal of the $2 drinks, and RHA had been pushing the forum as an opportunity to ex-press their concerns, no students were present.

Bon Appétit encouraged students who have feedback on this decision or their other products to contact them via their website.

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The tulips are rising.Green shoots have popped out of the

mulch patches in front of the Thwing Cen-ter, and that means one thing: Spring is here. In the next couple of months, flowers will appear all over a once-gray campus, brightening the walkways between classes and the entrances to buildings.

While the flowers are planted sea-sonally, their timing lines up well with Case Western Reserve University’s commencement. According to Grounds Supervisor Daryl Costanzo, the flowers help create a first impression for visiting family members in the early weeks of May. However it is usually students who have been attending classes all year who notice flowers the most, especially after months of snow and slush.

Costanzo doesn’t deny the struggle of planting delicate flowers in Cleveland’s unpredictable weather.

“We live in a rough climate,” said Cos-tanzo. “It’s all risky.”

Despite this the tulips survived the months of record-breaking chill. At the

end of April, grounds staff will take three weeks to plant large annuals, specially grown in six-inch pots.

“That’s why they look so big,” said Costanzo.

Blooming into a new season

The soil used to grow the flowers is made mostly out of composted tree branches and leaves collected from cam-pus in the fall. Using these natural materi-als saves CWRU money not only because

they get free soil out of it, but also because they don’t have to pay to dump the natural trash anywhere. What was once trash be-comes CWRU’s springtime flowers.

While many of the brighter plants come in for commencement, other perennials will continue to flourish throughout the summer and into the fall semester.

With all said, 9,500 flowers are plant-ed each spring, produced by two local growers. They consist of annuals and perennials, along with carefully selected shrubbery.

“We’re going for a tiered, layered ef-fect,” said Costanzo.

Costanzo’s favorite is the SunPatiens flower. Peter Yanosko, who works for grounds maintenance, says his favorite flower is the begonia.

Yanosko believes that grounds main-tenance gets the most recognition for their yearly flower work, even though the bulk of their job is keeping campus functional and presentable to both stu-dents and visitors.

“[The flowers] get more recognized,” Yanosko said. “Everything else we do is behind the scenes. People look at color be-fore they look at broken benches.”

Sapna Sundar/ObserverThis set of flower are among the 9,500 flowers which will be planted this spring.

The secrets of Safe RideAneeka AyyarStaff Reporter

David Allen runs a computer business and has two sons at Case Western Reserve University. He spends his nights working as a Safe Ride driver, a position which has given him a lot of exposure to the school and its students.

“I really like the intellect of the peo-ple here,” said Allen. “I learn so much from the thoughtful questions that pas-sengers ask.”

Mike Goliat, Director of Transporta-tion, Facility Security and Access, de-scribes his Safe Ride program as a “great service to have at a university.”

Safe Ride serves CWRU, The Cleve-land Institute of Music, The Cleveland In-stitute of Art, the Case School of Dental Medicine and the Case Western Reserve University School of Medicine. It is open to students and faculty alike.

Most drivers are security officers from a corporate company who have different work during the day. Being a Safe Ride driver allows them to work night hours while saving their days for work at their regular jobs.

Currently there are three Safe Ride ve-

hicles with one more during colder weath-er. There has been no discussion of add-ing a fifth vehicle despite nearly constant complaining from students that the system takes too long.

Safe Ride driver Randy Davis said the biggest problem is that students are not ready when they call dispatch. 10-15 per-cent of Safe Rides are no-shows because students decide to walk without telling dispatch. When one student does this, the driver has driven all the way there, thus delaying the passengers riding at that time as well as students who still need to be picked up.

In addition Safe Ride drivers are not told at what time a student requested a ride. A preconceived notion is that driv-ers pick up students in order of requests received. However this is in fact not true. The drivers have no idea how long a stu-dent has been waiting for a ride.

“It’s actually not that easy,” said Al-len. “As a driver it is up to me to figure out the best possible way to go to pick up as many students in the shortest amount of time. The better you know the area, the better you do.”

Each vehicle is equipped with a tablet, which uses an app called RideCell to as-

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sign pick-ups to the drivers working that night. A chart displays the pick up loca-tion, the drop off location, the number of passengers and the name of the person who requested the ride. Once the driver arrives at the location and the student is notified of the driver’s arrival, a three-minute timer begins. If the three-minute timer runs out, and the student has not shown up, driv-ers are instructed to move on to the next request. Often the student will come out after the driver has left and call for anoth-er Safe Ride, which then gets piled onto someone else’s pick-up list.

Each night somewhere between 115-145 Safe Ride requests are made.

Something else that Safe Ride drivers have to deal with—that is frequently for-gotten—is students under the influence of alcohol. These students will make strange comments, harass drivers or other passen-gers or even vomit in the car. Every six months, someone vomits in a Safe Ride vehicle. When this happens, CWRU po-lice is immediately called. First they ver-ify that the passenger is over the age of 21 for legal alcohol consumption and then the passenger is taken to the hospital. Next a biohazard officer is called to thoroughly deep-clean the car, thus putting the vehicle

out of service.Recent updates to the Safe Ride mobile

app include a feedback system for students to rate their experience with a driver, re-ceiving a text and phone call upon arrival of the vehicle and a ride-tracker system. However there are still issues.

While the Safe Ride drivers do not get much say in their work, they do have their opinions.

“I think we should keep the added fourth driver,” said Allen. “We only use it in cold weather but honestly it just makes things a lot better. We can work nonstop for four to five hours in continuous routes rather than rushing 50 plus rides each night.”

I shadowed Allen for a Friday night. Most passengers were quiet and did not speak much other than a hello in the be-ginning and a thank you at the end. One group of medical students stumbled into the car groggy-eyed and drunk. They made inappropriate comments and waved their hands in the air obstructing the view of the driver. After they were dropped off, the one sober member of the group asked the driver if he accepts tip, as she wanted to thank him for being so patient with the others. Allen politely refused and wished them a good night.

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Kushagra GuptaStaff Reporter

Only a few students on campus spend 12 hours working in a surgical Intensive Care Unit (ICU), but that’s what senior nursing major Katie Broderick does at the Cleveland Clinic three times a week. From 7 a.m.-7 p.m. she monitors patients recov-ering immediately after surgery.

“It’s an exciting place,” she said. “You get to learn a lot.”

Before surgery patients are often transported from a local hospital to the main campus, such as the Cleveland Clinic on Euclid Avenue. However pa-tients who are transported have been shown to have a worse outcome than those who weren’t transported.

Seeing what frequently happens before surgery, last summer Broderick measured the effects of transportation on patients. She used a device that recorded sound, temperature, pressure and vibrations.

Broderick explained that while pa-tients who are transported are likely to be in a worse condition in the first place, not enough research has been done to substantiate that transport doesn’t have any effects. It is a tricky situation, since already poor conditions or transport, or a combination of both, could explain a resulting bad outcome.

Over the summer, she would start her shift at 6:30 a.m. While it was supposed to end at 6:30 p.m., she would sometimes end up working well past 8 p.m. Along with her, a nurse, a paramedic and an EMT rode in the ambulance. When they got a call, Broderick would place what she calls the black box on the ambu-lance’s cot, where it would measure all the physical stimuli that would affect the

patient. Even after the crew had picked up the patient, she would keep the device on the edge of the cot. She gathered more data this way.

“The entire thing is transport,” she explained. “For the patient, for us com-ing to the room, moving them onto the cot, putting all the equipment on the them and moving them to the ambulance is all transport.”

Broderick had to keep track of time on the spot, noting the point of important events precisely. This included the time interval from when the cot was being re-moved from the ambulance, and when the patient was moved onto the cot and placed in the ambulance.

One of her main findings was that the conditions of an ambulance weren’t as the researchers expected. Even with-in the ambulance, the siren would often sound over 300 decibels. The device the team used only measured up to 200 deci-bels. However a lot of the time, the siren was still not used. Broderick explained that the siren and lights would only be used if an operation had to be done quickly (for example if a stent had to be put in after a patient had a heart attack).

Surprisingly helicopter transports con-tained fewer vibrations.

“They ensure that helicopters that will be used for transport are smooth,” she said.

Broderick did notice that blood pres-sure and heart rate changed more on he-licopter transports, meaning they weren’t necessarily safer.

The researchers are comparing the data from transport and the events Brod-erick catalogued with heartbeat and pa-tient outcomes.

As for Broderick, she is now occupied with her 12-hour shifts. Here she often has

Senior nursing student investigates how transport may affect patient health

to change patients’ dressing and bandages. She says there are often drains that need to be re-bandaged. Drains are used to capture excess blood or pus after surgery.

She will graduate this May with a de-

gree in nursing. While the job may be gru-eling at times, she has fun with it.

“It will be really busy for two hours, and then it will go away and then come back,” she laughed.

Spotlight on research

Sapna Sundar/ObserverSenior nursing student Katie Broderick studies what effect transports can have on patients’ health. She often has to put in twelve hours shifts as part of her research.

It is difficult to imagine a sixth sense—sight, touch, taste, sound and smell seem to encompass everything that relates to human experience. However with the HemaVision, a new thermal imaging device, you can come close to experiencing an additional di-mension of sensory perception.

The HemaVision, a product developed by Northeast Ohio-based company Hema Im-aging, will be launching a Kickstarter cam-paign on Monday, April 6.

The HemaVision is a thermal imaging device that uses computer vision and analyt-ics to diagnose structural problems usually seen in houses, offices and other buildings. However its uses can extend far beyond sim-ply detecting issues in construction.

Erik Beall, an MRI researcher at the Cleveland Clinic and co-founder of Hema Imaging, says the fragmentation of the con-sumer market allows the HemaVision to be applicable in an expansive range of fields, spanning from equipment installation to home inspection to art.

“We’ve gotten to the point where we think we can make [HemaVision] into a gen-eral purpose tool that many different types of professionals can just have in their tool-box,” Beall said. “Everyone uses [thermal imaging] for something slightly different.”

Hema Imaging revamped its product design and marketing strategy with the HemaVision. After its initial unsuccess-ful campaign with the Hema-Imager in

August, Hema Imaging aimed to develop a tool that would be more multifunctional than its predecessor.

“[The Hema-Imager] had a very lim-ited market,” Beall said. “It was just good enough to identify problems.”

A major problem with the Hema-Imag-er, according to Beall, related to the diffi-culty in interpreting the thermal images, which usually required the expertise of a professional.

Similar thermal imagers on the mar-

Turning up the heatSruthi MekaStaff Reporter

ket at the time were manufactured by larger companies with larger budgets for product promotion.

“There’s always been a big problem with big thermal imaging companies using cus-tomer acquisition,” Beall said. “[The com-panies] spend a tremendous amount of time and effort acquiring customers, and a lot of it goes to training, showing people hands-on how to use it and how it can save them money.”

Priced at $250 for early backers, the

Andrew Hodowanec/ObserverThe HemaVision, an affordable thermal imager, will launch a Kickstarter campaign on Monday, April 6.

HemaVision will have an image quality comparable to that of far more expensive imagers. And unlike the pricier options, the HemaVision also offers computing abilities that make it more user-friendly.

“We can help in a wide range of specific scenarios,” Beall said. “None of this is per-fectly automated, but with computer vision, we can bring it 90 percent of the way to where people can pull [the HemaVision] off the shelf and start using it.”

Since the first campaign on Kickstart-er, there have been over 650 pre-orders for HemaVision. Crowdfunding backers will receive a significant discount on the product during the four weeks following its launch. After the campaign ends, the HemaVision will have a retail price of $750.

Since its initial conceptualization three-and-a-half years ago, the HemaVi-sion has caused Beall to gain a “healthy respect” for marketing. It works out well since Beall’s wife, Courtney, who is the di-rector of marketing for Hema Imaging, has professional experience in the field, in ad-dition to a master’s degree in business ad-ministration from the Weatherhead School of Management.

Beall believes the HemaVision will be a more affordable and effective option in com-parison to other thermal imagers. He plans to develop a customer acquisition model in the future that will further the HemaVision’s appeal as a general-purpose tool.

“We’re striving to make something that’s useful to as many people as possi-ble,” Beall said.

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Campus insider

Introducing Case Riding Club

This week Campus Insider sat down with Jessie Nash, the president of the Case Riding Team. For those of you wondering, “Since when does Case Western Reserve Universi-ty have a horse riding team?” the answer is about a month ago, when a post to the CWRU Facebook page assessed general interest in the organization. The responses were quick and larger than expected, and with that mo-mentum Nash was able to make the horse-back riding team a reality.

What is the Case Riding Team? Case Riding Team meets at a barn that is

about a half-hour away from campus. The club consists of two groups: one for more experienced riders who want to ride competi-tively on behalf of CWRU with other colleges in the area, and a second for beginners and people who ride for stress relief.

The more intensive, competitive team will meet twice a week once the club has got-ten up to full speed. The second team will meet once a week, but will also be open to members who can only attend intermittently.

The beginners’ team doesn’t require any tryouts or previous experience. Riding les-sons with the Case Riding Team currently costs around $35 for an hour.

“It’s really cheap,” said Nash. “It’s usual-ly around $50.”

“In the future we’re definitely going to attend the intercollegiate shows, and hope-fully in the next couple of years, we may host shows in the future, which would cool and bring in a lot of money,” she added.

Funding

Most of the fundraisers Nash present-ed would likely take place next academic year, so they’re still fairly conceptual at this point. Of the many plans mentioned by Nash, the most memorable by far was “Buy an Equestrian Day,” where students can buy the labor of members of the team to do chores and the like. (It must be said that there will be ground rules for this to prevent any awkward situations.) Another possi-ble fundraiser event is a fair at the CWRU Farm, potentially featuring pony rides.

Next semester the team will be able to apply for more funding to help pay for the riding fees. Once the team is eligible for more funding, Nash hopes they can host shows of their own.

“Once we get established and have the no-toriety of a sports club, we may host; but as of right now we’ll have to settle for competing at other venues,” said Nash.

MembershipJoining the team only requires liking

the Facebook Page and contacting Nash to join the email list. In the future membership will require much more paperwork once the group is officially an intercollegiate riding team. According to Nash, membership is currently in the 20s.

Rides to the barn and funding are lim-ited, so it takes a fair amount of arranging and maneuvering to get transport, but next semester Nash hopes to be able to have more readily available rides. The team’s membership fees will be a lump sum at the beginning of the year, which will help to cover expenses related to lessons, shows and transport. The costs of the competitive versus the casual/beginners’ team will dif-fer so as to be proportionate to the amount of time members will be at the barn.

“Any students and any disciplines [En-glish, Western, etc.] are welcome to join,” Nash said.

Miriam RidgeStaff Reporter

Tapingo to expand to more than just food

Starting soon you’ll be able to use Tap-ingo for more than just skipping the line on your late-night Denny’s run. With a new $22 million national expansion, the app hopes to move into other markets, making it your go-to for all mobile commerce.

“Students should be able to get every-thing they want, whether it’s toilet paper in the middle of the night or anything at all, on Tapingo,” said Vivek Wagle, senior director of marketing for Tapingo.

The app will expand to also include

local businesses and retailers, with both delivery and pickup options. “We know that students and people generally have a really great relationship with their local merchants, so that’s a big priority with us,” said Wagle.

Tapingo is extremely popular at Case Western Reserve University, with ven-dors ranging from the Jolly Scholar to Bon Appétit operated properties in the Tinkham Veale University Center to off-campus restaurants. The Under-graduate Student Government also re-cently started using Tapingo to allow students to buy tickets and make dona-

Julia BiancoNews Editor

tions for events.According to Wagle, CWRU is one of

Tapingo’s biggest campuses, with over 1,000 transactions a day and 2,000 stu-dents using the application per week.

“Case is an amazing campus for Tapin-go,” he said. “Students have really adopt-ed it. We are thrilled with the student love we’ve seen.”

With the new expansion, Wagle hopes that students will be able to use Tapingo even after they graduate.

“The idea is that Tapingo becomes a hub for mobile commerce, so what you want when you need it,” he said.

Spreading the word

Julia BiancoNews Editor

The Sexual Assault and Violence Educators (SAVE) are looking to turn campus into a visual statistic with their upcoming event, a part of Sexual Assault Awareness Month. The event is designed to bring attention to the issue of sexual assault on college campuses.

From April 6-10, interested students will be asked to wear teal armbands, which can be plain or have a personalized message or statistic written on them.

“The goal is to create a visual statis-tic of survivors and allies,” said Margo Suryanaga, president of SAVE. “Our goal is to create a campus wide mes-sage.”

Suryanaga hopes to make students more aware of the statistics about sexual assault, specifically the fact that one in five women and one in 16 men are as-saulted during their college careers.

“People don’t know the statistics,” she said. “Our main goal is to show that this is a real issue, and on a college campus itself, the statistics are shocking.”

SAVE event aims to highlight the issue of sexual assault on college campuses

SAVE is reaching out to other groups on campus, including umbrella organi-zations like Greek Life, the Undergradu-ate Student Government, the University Program Board, the Residence Hall As-sociation and individual clubs, to see if they would like to participate. The group is shooting for at least 200 participants, but they are hoping for more.

“Hopefully if people see all these stu-dent leaders do it, they will realize that its a big issue,” said Suryanaga.

If you are interested in participating, email SAVE at saveeboard@case.edu.

Medical professionals work to improve food options in US hospitalsAdithi IyengarStaff Reporter

With the growing obesity epidemic that has plagued the United States, medical professionals are protesting the presence of junk food options in hospitals.

Large fast food companies, including McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Chick-Fil-A, have contracts with many hospitals across the nation. In one example, a McDonald’s inside Ben Taub Hospital in Houston has a leasing contract that states that the more sales they make, the greater their rent in-creases to the hospital.

Cleveland Clinic is one of the hospitals near Case Western Reserve University that still has fast food restaurants.

“I used to work there, and it has Mc-Donald’s, Mexican Grille and a lot of other

unhealthy things,” said licensed practical nurse and phlebotomist Veronica Gregory who works in University Hospitals (UH). “They should definitely bring more health awareness, especially in a hospital.”

However there is still hope. Many hos-pitals, through the advocacy of their em-ployees, are switching to healthier options to provide their patients and cafeterias. For example UH has a Mindful Nutrition Pro-gram, a program run by the Sodexo, the company that provides food to the hospi-tal. Its focus is to make good-tasting food that is healthy and well-balanced.

“Since UH switched over, they have more oven-baked food and less fried food,” said Gregory. “Everything is much health-ier, which is different than before when ev-erything we had here was unhealthy. All the patients on the floor eat healthy food and get very good nutrition.”

Having healthier and fresher food in hospitals also provides knowledge about health to individuals. Showing them what food is healthy and what is not can de-crease the list of ailments that come from the growing obesity problem.

“My opinion is that people are gonna eat what they want eat, but in a hospital, the patients should be able to have a bet-ter variety of food and know how to eat healthy,” said Gregory.

As of 2014, the rate of obese people in the U.S. had increased to 27.7 percent. This is the highest rate that has been mea-sured in seven years. These rates are prev-alent in low-income areas where people do not have the knowledge of or access to healthy food.

Obesity leads to many health problems. These include diabetes, high blood-pres-sure, high cholesterol and heart disease.

Submit tributes in memory of Antonio Candau, former Spanish professor

Mike McKennaDirector of Print

Case Western Reserve University community members are invited to sub-mit short tributes in memory of Antonio Candau, the former longtime chair of the Department of Modern Languages and Literatures and Spanish professor. Candau who was an avid soccer fan and Spanish film connoisseur, lost his bat-tle with pancreatic cancer in September

2013 at the age of 51.Linda Ehrlich, associate professor of

Japanese, will collect the tributes. She asks that they be emailed to linda.eh-rlich@case.edu by April 6.

Stories will be translated into Span-ish and presented at a ceremony held in his honor at the University of Vallado-lid in Valladolid, Spain, a city about a two-hour drive northwest from Madrid. Candau completed his undergraduate degree at the University of Valladolid

and met his wife Cynthia there.The ceremony will feature academ-

ic presentations from seven speakers in addition to the reading of the submit-ted tributes. Ehrlich says that Candau’s wife and children will be in attendance at the event.

Speakers will include researchers from Texas State University, Arizona State University, University of Vallado-lid, New York University, University of Iowa and Princeton University.

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Cleveland catch-up

We boil down what happened in Cleve-land this week.

Ohio University students protest over president’s $1.2 million new home after bats

force him out of old houseMore than a hundred students gath-

ered outside of Ohio University Pres-ident Roderick J. McDavis’ house on March 31 to protest his new $1.2 million residence. The university moved him into the home after bats forced him out of his historical on-campus home.

McDavis and his wife, Deborah, will stay in new home while their original house undergoes repairs. Mrs. McDavis broke her right foot in February after a bat startled her.

The house’s lease will be paid by the University Foundation, a fundrais-ing nonprofit, but students will pay the $4,318 monthly bill on the property.

The students held a “bat rally” on Tuesday, which was also attended by a number of faculty.

“Ohio University buying a $1.2 mil-lion home to fix a ‘bat problem’ is bat shit crazy,” said the Facebook event for the rally. “This shows how out of touch our administration is with the OU com-munity. Meanwhile, there are decay-ing residence halls, classrooms, poor student wages and rising tuition costs. Why should students have to struggle to get by on loans while our highly paid administrators live in gross luxury?”

More than 100 faculty also signed a letter asking administrators to recon-sider the expensive off-campus lease.

“The house is a symbol of what [the president, vice president and Board of Trustees] want to spend money on,” said OU history professor Kevin Mattson to The Post, OU’s student newspaper. “It’s about what they want from the presiden-cy. What better symbol than to seclude the president from the campus that he’s responsible for governing?”

Canton woman stabs boyfriend over salsa dispute

Phyllis D. Jefferson, a 50-year-old Can-ton resident, stabbed her boyfriend, 61-year-old Ronnie Buckner, on March 29 because he had been “eating all of the salsa.”

Jefferson stabbed Buckner with a pen three times, then tried to knock over his TV. After that she got a small kitchen knife and stabbed him in the stomach. Jefferson left the scene but was later caught on an inter-state highway.

Buckner was treated at a local hospital for non life-threatening injuries. Jefferson was meanwhile charged with felonious as-sault and criminal damaging.

According to Buckner, the two were sharing chips and salsa when Jefferson started yelling at him for eating all of the salsa. Jefferson later told the police that she stabbed Buckner because “she want-ed to leave.”

Julia BiancoNews Editor

A student recently received a phish-ing email from someone claiming to be a representative of financial firm Mer-rill Lynch, saying that they received the student’s résumé from the Case Western Reserve University Career Center. The Career Center immediately notified the student body of the issue, warning others not to fall for the scam and to report any further related incidences.

The email told the student that the Ca-reer Center sent them their résumé, and that, in lieu of an interview, the student would be asked to complete an assign-ment involving depositing a check into their bank account and withdrawing cash. Essentially this was a phishing scheme to obtain the student’s bank information.

The student was suspicious because the message came from a Gmail account, in-stead of a Merrill Lynch email account.

The student notified a professor about the email, who then sent it to the Career Center. Representatives from the Career Center informed Merrill Lynch of the problem and also immediately sent out an email to students, alerting them to what was going on. As of press time, they had not heard of any other students receiving a similar email.

According to a representative from the Career Center, they screen every employ-er in their system, and they have to have a company email address, not a Gmail address. A representative from the Ca-reer Center said that this was an isolated incident and that the Career Center was able to handle it well due to their close relationship with employers.

Career Center warns students about phishing scam

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Find it at observer.case.edu

The fourth annual Graduate and Pro-fessional Student Appreciation Week (GPSAW) starts this Monday. The Of-fice of Student Activities & Leadership (OSAL) is organizing the week-long celebration, in conjunction with the Graduate Student Senate (GSS) and Graduate Professional Council (GPC). All graduate students and professional students are urged to attend the avail-able events that week.

Undergraduates get a lot of atten-tion throughout the semester, so this week serves as an opportunity for the university to give another student body their share of parties, free food and dis-counts.

From April 6-10, OSAL will host a different event each day, exclusively for graduate students and professionals with a Case Western Reserve Universi-ty ID. The CWRU community can also show their gratitude with something as simple as a note of appreciation, or something as noticeable as acknowl-edgement at a departmental meeting.

The first event of the week is the Kick-Off Pizza Party, which offers a huge chance for student body network-ing since the turnout is typically im-mense. It will be April 6 from 12-1:30 p.m. in the Thwing Ballroom. The last event will be the GPSAW Formal Ball on April 10 from 6 p.m. to midnight. Students must purchase tickets in ad-vance to attend this dressy shindig at Windows on the River, a banquet hall in downtown Cleveland.

There are a variety of events in be-tween these two happening throughout the week and a variety of places where grads and professionals can get dis-

counts. If students present their CWRU IDs at places like Barnes & Noble, The Coffee House or even Piccadilly, they will receive at least 10 percent off a product.

Graduate Assistant Courtney Diener works in the OSAL and is excited about the upcoming week for two big reasons. First she is happy to be part of a long tradition where graduate students and professionals can have fun together in an atmosphere just for them.

“I started getting involved in dif-ferent graduate organizations to help market the programming and started noticing that there was almost a divide between graduate students and pro-fessional students on campus,” Diener said. “But from the perspective of an engaged master’s student, there is value in mingling and getting to know the en-tire graduate student community.”

The second reason is that she hopes the week will propel graduate and pro-fessional organizations at CWRU to come together as a strong collective.

With the recent creation of the Asso-ciate Director of Graduate Student En-gagement position in the OSAL, Diener has become even more aware of just how many different organizations exist that work toward similar goals. She pre-viously served under a task force that had discussed how great it would be if these groups were unified, and it seems like this may happen in the very near future.

“GSS and GPC have voted to uni-fy as one organization recently,” she said. “This is really important because it means [there will be] more powerful voices for graduate students in all pro-grams.”

Visit the GPSAW website a full list of events and discounts.

Graduate and Professional Student Appreciation Week

right around the cornerGabrielle BuffingtonStaff Reporter

March 26: Obstructing official business—fake ID presented at door, The Jolly Scholar.March 27: Assault—employee assaulted by former boyfriend, Case School of Dental Medicine.March 28: Obstructing official business—fake ID presented at door, The Jolly Scholar.March 28: Theft—bicycle, 2272 Murray Hill.March 30: Property damage—to common area, Sherman House.March 30: Disorderly conduct— two males arrested, ABC Tavern.

CWRU Police Blotter

Mar. 25 to Apr. 1

Unless you have been living in a cave, you have probably noticed that the police have been in the headlines a lot lately. From events in distant places like Missouri and New York City to events here in Cleveland itself, the relationship between the police and the communities they serve has been placed under strain. This strain has been felt by us here at Case Western Reserve Univer-sity Police Department as well, so here is one campus cop’s perspective.

Policing is a difficult occupation at any time. You realize that a certain percentage of the population is always going to hate you. You learn that part of your job is to run to-wards what others run away from. You see hu-man suffering, death and evil with far greater frequency than most occupations. You learn that in the right circumstances, everyone will lie, and you learn to be hypervigilant. Yours is a profession where about 150 of your peers will be killed in an average year in the U.S. You are in a society where millions of guns are in circulation, and anyone you meet could potentially be armed, even legally so, unlike in many other countries.

While fishermen and miners may die in greater numbers, there is no occupation out-side of the military where exposure to vio-lence is so constant. Many Americans can go through their whole lives without getting into a violent confrontation—all police of-ficers do; the only variable is the frequency depending on where you work. All these things change anyone who stays in this pro-fession for any length of time.

Policing on a college campus is certainly different than policing in a city, and I have done both. While campus policing is more fo-cused, the larger world still intrudes—CWRU PD officers have arrested bank robbers and other dangerous—and armed—criminals since our founding in 2006. While interaction with college students, along with the energy and ideas they bring, is one of the fun parts of this job, students can do wrong too, especial-ly when alcohol gets involved. Police officers are given a lot of authority in our society and need to be held up to a high standard. However it can be a helpful exercise to try and picture yourself in someone else’s shoes for a minute. Let’s look out for each other.

On the Beat is a weekly safety column writ-ten by Sergeant Jeffrey Daberko and Officer Mark (The Crossing Guard) Chavis of CWRU PD. We welcome questions, suggestions and gripes/groans/moans/complaints about cam-pus life at policecolumn@case.edu.

Hill street blues

On the beat

opinionEditor’s Note

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It can be difficult to speak up. When surrounded by those who are different or even when around friends, it’s tempting to just smile, nod and move on. We stage internal monologues where the person is proved wrong, read some blogs that reflect the perspectives we share and know in our own minds that our opinion is completely correct. Unfortunately by doing this, we also get in the habit of letting things slide. We get complacent. We start seeming like we don’t really care about anything at all.

At this point in our lives, it becomes critical that we push ourselves past the awkwardness to find a voice and make a stand for what we believe. You can stand your ground when it comes to the removal of $1 and $2 drinks from the Village Starbucks, or on some of the more sensitive issues that weigh on individuals within our community and generation.

Most of us agree that talking things out is the only way to fully come to understand one another. However we’re a campus community that is growing all the time as the student body expands; we add new faculty and support staff, and University Circle draws in new businesses and restaurants. With this growth, the opportunities we have to say what we think and stand by those opinions are diminishing.

It may have become easier to post

anonymous critiques online, but it’s become more of a challenge to find venues where people are willing to say what they think about a topic and then claim that opinion by printing their name directly alongside. Every week in this section, we publish the perspectives, musings and impassioned ramblings from members of our campus who are willing to do precisely that. These individuals are mostly students, and their arguments and ideas reflect their personal experiences and concerns.

Though the editorial staff may make some adjustments to columns to form better arguments or to increase the level of clarity, we stand by our policy to not hold our own beliefs as a benchmark for what gets printed. These individuals who choose to make themselves vulnerable by sharing their perspectives and experiences with everyone who picks up a copy of The Observer do not always represent the opinions of the majority, but we believe in giving them an open forum to argue for their sides.

In equal measure, we give everyone from the community a chance to refute that argument or add their own. Not only are we always looking for new columnists at The Observer, we also accept and publish nearly every Letter to the Editor we receive. In this issue you’ll see two of these which speak with the voices of two

community members who have recognized that they need to speak up and contribute to a discussion rather than just getting frustrated by what others have said.

I’ve been extremely grateful for the fact that most of our issues this year have included submissions from our readers, who felt compelled to craft a reasoned and passionate response to one of our articles or columns. Without these letters, arguments are monologues rather than open dialogues, something we never want to occur.

Our pages aren’t the only place to share what you think. With the end of the academic year, the Undergraduate Student Government, Class Officer Collective (COC), and the Residential Hall Association will be asking for the student body to vote on next year’s representatives. It is essential that all members of this group take the time to learn about the candidates and cast their vote for the individuals they feel represent their best interests.

Within the past year, this organization has motivated some major changes in the lives of students, particularly those who are members of a student group. It’s important not to take for granted that people will act in the way you would or in a way which reflects your wishes. We all have to protect ourselves from being misused, which means we have to make sure our voices are heard either in committee, in the voting forums or

in a printed publication. Even if you can’t find a candidate that supports what you believe in, consider running as a write-in campaign like COC’s class president of 2017, Gabriel Murcia. When you have a chance to make a positive change, it’s your responsibility to do so.

I’m getting ready to graduate this semester and my time at CWRU is coming to a close. I haven’t agreed with everyone I’ve met here. Sometimes I’m shocked at the opinions expressed by my peers, and I wonder how they came to such a conclusion. When these instances occur, it’s tempting to just end the conversation as quickly as possible, but as we’ve stated in this section earlier this year, we have to lean into discomfort. Only by having difficult conversations and arguments can we discover the root of our grievances and find a way past them. So please take the time in the next few weeks to speak your mind and claim your beliefs. You may not enjoy the experience, but you just may influence a change in our community.

The end of this semester marks a roughly three-year stretch of Clark Hall’s status as “under construction.” I still don’t understand why there is green scaffold-ing obscuring the entrances around Clark Hall, but I have a few ideas.

First, administrators (and all those who are in charge of building maintenance at the decision-making level) just don’t care about Clark Hall. After all they did just build a brand-new university center practically next door, not to mention the New Residence Hall being built in the North Residential Village.

Second, older buildings are on the ra-dar of these decision-makers but they are not priorities. The only reason for this is politics, the conflict over scarcity. Money and other resources are scarce, and a new university center and residence halls will bring in more profits and serve as center-pieces for marketing ploys.

Clark Hall and other older buildings are

just classrooms, but shouldn’t the upkeep of classrooms be near the top of a priori-ties list, especially when the problem has persisted as long as it has? By neglecting Clark Hall, administrators are quite possi-bly saying that students are not the priority here at Case Western Reserve University.

For example if the Tinkham Veale University Center is distinctly not a stu-dent center, why is the Office of Faculty Development located in the Thwing, which is considered a student center? My guess is that it’s some political mani-festation of a monetary underpinning because let’s face it, money is the only thing that matters at CWRU.

This brings me to my third idea, fund-ing. Is the university lacking in funds to re-pair Clark Hall? I haven’t asked about this matter because frankly I don’t care what the building needs or how much its repair would cost. If we can afford to construct a university center, a new athletic facility, new dorms, a new think[box] and a new medical building in conjunction with the Cleveland Clinic, as well as restore an old

temple, can’t we afford to fix Clark Hall?Fourth idea, humanities are less im-

portant than other university pursuits. The CWRU Daily email newsletter’s main story is overwhelmingly dominated by heath, sci-ence and technological news. CWRU is a medical and STEM powerhouse, but appar-ently it doesn’t care about the humanities housed in Clark Hall.

Fifth, to reiterate, CWRU only cares about things that make it money. For ex-ample students are getting new dorms because students pay tuition and need a place to stay. The university center was built, and it has already brought a return on investment. The new building to be built in partnership with the Cleveland Clinic benefits the largest budget alloca-tion entity, the CWRU School of Medi-cine, and allows both partners to pool not just academic but financial resources.

What I find so fascinating is that all this money spent on new buildings and not Clark Hall, but also the fact that other areas of the university are in financial cri-sis, namely Kelvin Smith Library. Another

columnist and I wrote a piece on this last spring, and recently a news story ran out-lining the persistence of a poor library.

Do CWRU administrators and finan-cial decision-makers not see the irony? What good do fancy, shiny new buildings matter if scholarship isn’t supported? A novel solution: fix Clark Hall and give the library more money. I’ll be more than happy to attend a donor’s or board of trustees meeting to lobby for funding these things, but I’d like to think our ad-ministrators are paid to ensure such es-sential things are taken care of.

CWRU administrators need to remem-ber that they have jobs because of students. If students have increasingly unsafe class-rooms and under-resourced research spac-es, then students will leave and a big glass barn won’t do any good.

Jacob Martin is a weekly opinion columnist for the Observer. He’d like to again see Clark Hall without green scaf-folding. It has more character than any university center.

Administrators: fix Clark Hall and give KSL money

Jacob MartinThe meaning of Spartan life

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In response to Jacob Martin’s March 27 letter to the editor

Letters to the editor

Note from the editor

To the editor,It is completely unacceptable to

publish an article that persistently misgenders a trans person. I’m referring to the most recent misguided article Jacob Martin wrote about my friend, Zak Khan. This is not a good look for this paper or this school. You can’t say that you “acknowledge the presence of emotional triggers” and then write an entire article that does not respect a transgender person’s identity, obvious proof that you do not understand triggers. Reading this article as another non-binary trans person who uses they pronouns which are never respected by others, is just further proof that we are not seen as people who exist or deserve to be respected at this school or in society at large (like the proof isn’t everywhere else we look, too).

Khan’s pronouns are used clearly in the byline of each of their articles, which Martin must have seen after reading the article he is responding to. Misgendering them after seeing that is not accidental: It means that he saw the “they” pronoun, decided that he knew better than it and chose to assign a binary gender to this person. Especially when Khan’s has written articles addressing their non-binary status before, there is no excuse for Jacob Martin, and there is no excuse for anyone who assigns a gender to others without their consent.

For the record, before using pronouns for Martin in this letter, I checked all of his bylines for one that used a pronoun and have been in a class where his pronouns were confirmed. Martin has denied that we live in a world that consistently uses and exploits people’s bodies in non-consensual ways, then makes judgments about another person’s body non-consensually. Martin’s misgendering is an example of the rape culture that he has adamantly denied; his flippant suggestion

that he has been discriminated against based on a statement in Khan’s article that did not cause him any harm or bar him from opportunity is harmful and trivializing to those who do experience discrimination. His article upholds actual systemic oppression—oppression that has been killing people for thousands of years.

Cis-gender, white, neurotypical, temporarily able-bodied, financially privileged white men need to stop acting like they know anything. They need to stop talking about people’s lives like they’re just theories. They have no understanding of what it is like to be systematically erased, dehumanized and oppressed. They need to shut up and listen, and I don’t mean wait around for other people to stop talking so they can spout their willfully ignorant hate speech. They need to stop posting articles that are triggering like they’re just “harmless opinions,” and the editors need to step up. And not let persistent misgendering of one of their own columnists just slip through. They’ve succeeded in creating an unwelcoming environment for anybody who’s different. Of course, that’s the goal.

m. c. PerrinJunior

To the editor,One of the first things I do when I

visit another university is pick up their school newspaper to get a feel for the culture that exists on that campus. The newspaper is a reflection of the student voices and is a platform for discussing the things that they find important. This past semester, there have been times when I have felt shocked at what was

being voiced in my school newspaper. I would like to respond in particular to Jacob Martin’s recent letter in response to “How do I adult” and “When we’re too afraid to fight back,” because it embodies a collection of attitudes that I find disappointing in some of my peers at Case Western Reserve University. I have two main points that I want to address.

1) “The virus of radical political correctness (PC)”

I would like to call into question the vague nature of Martin’s concern regarding political correctness. Throughout his entire response, he neither defines what he means by political correctness, nor does he cite ways in which CWRU has specifically implemented “an increasingly PC culture” (although he alludes to the Bias Reporting System as being reflective of this culture, without talking about how it does this). By “politically correct” does he mean discussing things in a way that’s respectful and affirming to the identities of others? By “politically correct” does he mean discussing things in a way that steers clear of racist, sexist (etc.) language?

Conflating acts of discrimination with merely “things [people] don’t want to hear” (as per Andrew Breland’s description) is harmful because it brushes off the strong negative impact that discrimination has. Discrimination is rooted in systematic mistreatment and power, and writing people off as being overly sensitive to language fails to situate this discussion within that context. Our academic institution has the responsibility to understand the causes of discrimination in order to foster a community of respect and safety for all members.

This “PC language” creates the space to have discussions in a productive and respectful environment. This leads into

my second point. 2) “A bias reporting system is

not a bad thing, to be sure, but it should be established after the tough discussions are had.”

“Without having discussions on these issues in a safe, constructive and critical arena, a bias reporting system is like putting a Band-Aid on a broken spirit.”

I want to emphasize that these discussions are happening. The Bias Reporting System was not implemented on a whim and with no input from the community. Students have continuously been voicing concerns, and the Bias Reporting System grew out of these discussions (again, discussions that are still taking place).

“How can one effectively talk about race, LGBT issues, diversity and economic issues on campus if we are always worried about offending someone and being fearful of saying what we believe or think?”

You have these discussions by being respectful. Involving oneself in these discussions requires both careful listening and recognition of people’s experiences. Involving oneself in these discussions requires ensuring that you’re not perpetuating invalidating attitudes by insisting that people who experience discrimination necessarily adopt your perspective on how they should feel.

I completely agree with you; it is time to “grow the hell up.” Growing up and becoming an adult involves educating oneself about privilege and power. It’s time to “grow the hell up” and learn how to have mature discussions while being cognizant of the impact of one’s language. These issues are deep and complicated, and to talk about them we need to make sure we’re listening intently and thoroughly doing our research.

Siba SakerSenior

m. c. Perrin

Siba Saker

Your university is the center of a poor city, a relic of the industrialized riverside hub it once was. Despite Case Western Reserve University’s expansion in recent years (Uptown and MOCA come to mind) and despite consistent volunteer efforts throughout Cleveland, communities “across the bridge” on Euclid have preserved their poor, rundown structures, their unhealthy, uninformed inhabitants and their problematic reputation, spotted with CWRU Security Alerts.

Groups on campus work tirelessly to remedy this, providing an environment for students to acquire community service experience. They give invaluable services to the public, notably health screenings and education. But I wonder what is so flawed about this model and why these communities have stayed the same for decades—poor, unhealthy, uneducated?

I believe that what we do is a start, but it is not enough.

For example as students at the Case

School of Dental Medicine, one of the services we provide yearly is a “Sealant Program,” which delivers sealants and dental checkups for elementary and middle school children. For many children, this is their first encounter with a dentist. For some it may be their only exposure.

A noble effort with many benefits, but I’ve always felt we get more out of it than the kids do. As our first true patients, we deliver a service while using their mouths to learn—sometimes something as simple as how to hold the dental mirror.

This means the tone is give and take, and it shouldn’t be. Efforts should be sustainable once begun.

It may not be true of all volunteers, but how many students will proudly stack up community service hours on their applications to graduate school or internships, never to volunteer again?

Even if we love making a change, the change, even in the most generous eyes, is very small. Despite all the hours we volunteer, Cleveland stays Cleveland. The impact is a ripple from a pebble tossed into Lake Erie.

The solution does not have to be a massive institutional change. We don’t need funding from outside benefactors, or paid positions for volunteers to provide incentive. We don’t even need a new view of volunteering (the idea, for example, that it should go unreported on college and program applications). We can keep things as they are.

But what about changing our program approach? What about sustaining the bridge we claim we are building? Population education and screening does nothing if the influenced populace cannot afford what they now know they need.

Our volunteering model centers on education and prevention. But if a patient has an obvious tumor and can’t afford care, what good is the screening? It may benefit them to learn, but it would benefit them more to have access to treatment.

If the patient knows their family’s diet is all saturated fats, but cannot afford healthy vegetables, what good is our pamphlet? A community garden would be a better, more sustainable approach. Turning lots into gardens cures an eyesore and a hunger pain.

The services we currently provide are a start—a wonderful start, at that—but as I think beyond the possible, I envision an altered approach.

If I asked inhabitants of lower-income families in Cleveland what they needed, they would tell me about essentials: clothes for their children, healthy food, acceptable health care, sanitary transportation systems, safe educational institutions, improved neighborhood safety and nicer housing.

While many groups already cater to these needs, my thinking is: the more, the merrier. My goal in the next few years as a student will be to add to our current volunteering model and challenge CWRU groups to do the same. Let’s make a sustainable impact that the community can grow from, and eventually the disparity between our little college town and the hood down the road won’t be so big or so bad. What good is the bridge, if we are the only ones crossing it?

Sarah Jawhari is a student at the Case Western Reserve University School of Dental Medicine.

Sarah JawhariCleveland in Color

Sustaining the bridge

In last week’s issue, we published a Letter to the Editor from columnist Jacob Martin in which columnist Zak Khan was misgendered several times as “he” instead of “they”. Using correct pronouns is completely essential toward building a community of respect, and we sincerely apologize for the error.

This letter, as do all of our articles, went through several rounds of editing by different editors, and we strive to follow Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) media guidelines; that we missed this was a mistake which we all deeply regret. On behalf of The Observer staff, we apologize to Zak Khan and our readers.

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Zak KhanPup peeves

Keep CWRU clean

One day as I worked my way toward my psychology class in Gund Hall, I approached the regular smoking corner, sandwiched be-tween the Peter B. Lewis building and the Cleveland Institute of Art. It’s a popular one.

As a student dragged the last puff from his cigarette and exhaled a breath of smoke into the cold air, he looked to his left. Then he dashed the small cigarette butt on the sidewalk, ground it into the slush with his boot, and ran into PBL.

A trashcan was approximately three-and-a-half feet from where the student previously stood.

Let’s be real; I have no idea who this stu-dent is, but he’s probably done it before, like a select handful of classmates here at Case Western Reserve University. He might be like the group of five who, as they meet near the trash can every few days, all decide that it’s not worth it to dispose of the cigarette butts, and instead scatter them in the same area.

Note: Not all smokers, not even most smokers, engage in littering their cigarette butts. This is a small group, and I com-mend the vast majority of students who take littering seriously.

Also I don’t smoke cigarettes, and I don’t really care if other people smoke; that’s a per-sonal decision. In the fall of 2013, Andrew Breland wrote an opinion discussing the cons of smoking and included an argument against having a smoking campus. He included the fact that cigarette butts are a huge form of litter at CWRU. I don’t agree with Breland’s opin-ion of having a no-smoking campus. However

I do agree that littering needs to stop.I’ll relate this to an analogy: Sometimes in

the mornings, I eat a banana for breakfast. If I was walking to class with a banana peel, and threw it on the ground (and to be more ac-curate, if I threw it three-and-a-half feet away from the garbage can), would it be littering?

Yes.“But it’s biodegradable!”Nope. It’s still littering.(Something worth pointing out: At least

bananas are biodegradable; those little fil-ters at the end of a cigarette are actually plastic, not natural fibers. If it weren’t for CWRU’s custodians and facilities teams, those cigarette butts would be around for much longer than we will be.)

Speaking of CWRU’s custodians and facilities teams, they’re already over-worked enough. Now that it’s finally spring and the snow and ice have melted, those little fibrous ends are still there, waiting for someone to scoop them up, along with the new ones deposited daily.

Sure this isn’t going to show up on the Police Blotter. People aren’t going to get arrested for this, not on CWRU’s campus. But did you know that any litter, in the state of Ohio, is punishable with a fine of $500 and potential jail time?

Tell me I’m making a big deal of this, go ahead. If you’re going to say that though is it a big deal for this handful of students to take two steps and throw their cigarette butts into the trash can?

They might have to deal with butts, but they don’t have to be butts.

Anne Nickoloff is a junior studying Eng-lish and Psychology, and hopes to be an arts and entertainment journalist someday. She loves the city of Cleveland and all its squirrels.

Don’t be a butt

Recently I got a study room up-stairs at the Kelvin Smith Library with a friend. After walking into the room, I was surprised at how dirty it was. There were empty pop and juice bottles on the ground and granola bar wrappers and empty chip bags flowing out of the very full trash can. The table had a broken pen on it and pencil shavings spread across it. Technically the room should have been cleaned by this time since the signs in every study room say that rooms will be cleaned out every night. Howev-er I do not understand how the room got so bad in the first place.

If the garbage can was already full, it would have been easier to hold onto the trash and throw it away in a trash-can on the way out of the library, instead of leaving it spread across the room for someone else to clean up. I have noticed the same type of litter in other public places on campus, such as bathrooms with paper towels flowing out of the trash and onto the ground, where people seem to take the housekeeping staff for granted. We are all technically adults here at Case Western Reserve University and are responsible enough to at least properly dispose of our own trash in-stead of solely relying on cleaning staff. Not only is it inconsiderate to them, it is also rude to other people that want to use these public spaces.

It is easy to forget that we are respon-

sible adults while in the bubble of col-lege. However simple things like being considerate with your trash make all the difference when preparing for adult life after college. There won’t be a janitor or cleaning person that will pick up the extra trash and wipe off tables when you are living alone. It is also just the polite thing to do. The clean-ing staff on campus should not have to deal with so much built-up trash when there are plenty of trash receptacles in buildings and across campus. Instead of letting trash pile up and leaving it everywhere, just walk it to the closest trash can.

Small actions like picking up your trash, especially in public and shared areas on campus, make these places nicer for everyone. It is not a difficult thing to do, especially since we are not children and should not have to rely on a cleaning staff. Picking up the garbage and keeping places clean is a basic adult skill that everyone will one day have to deal with if they do not have to take out their trash already.

Even though CWRU might not teach the everyday skills of adult life such as getting a mortgage or a car lease, it should not have to teach responsible adults how to keep public spaces neat and to pick up their trash. Not only is it something that is pretty easy, it will also just make public places look nicer for everyone and show an appreciation for the cleaning staff here.

Abby Assmus is a senior English and History major.

Please, take care of your garbage

I like to think I have talent in some things. I did manage to land this writing gig. But like most Clevelanders, I don’t actually often tell others about what I do. Newly admitted Case Western Reserve University students often have the complaint that “nothing happens in Cleveland,” but perhaps the better claim is “nobody talks about what happens in Cleveland.”

In the mash-up that is New York values combined with Midwestern niceness, Cleveland does most of the things the coasts do—we just don’t seem to tell anyone about it. For instance Cleveland

is home to such diverse activities as wintertime surfing on Lake Erie, LGBTQ roller disco parties, pinball competitions, Cleveland-Style Polka parties, Dyngus Day, street fairs, farmers markets’ and more. Its population growth of recent college graduates outstrips places like NYC. It contains hundreds of restaurants and cuisines. Yet it seems one can only find this out if one digs.

Perhaps our reluctance to brag and boast about what we do, unlike locales like Portland or San Francisco, is a reflection of a distinctly Cleveland mindset: We do the thing; we just see little need to brag about doing the thing. Our food culture is based on real food that actually tastes good, not long lists of adjectives describing fads like cronuts

or foam. Our work ethic leads to a strong sense of getting things done, and not talking about getting things done.

This may also be part of where the problem lies. If we don’t talk about the things we do, how can we introduce newcomers? In days of Cleveland past, when it was home to nearly a million people and fostered scenes like Jazz and Modernism, there were simply enough people around to continue on traditions like Cleveland Kurentovanje (a Slovenian late winter-early spring carnival) or clambakes. But now after it has seen a great exodus to the suburbs, its traditions and history deserve broadcast. Cleveland is not a generic spot on the American landscape. Its history is rich, diverse and incredibly complex. Its traditions are unique and distinct, a wonderful hybrid of Middle

America with Eastern Europe and New York City. Newcomers add the influences of Asia, Africa and beyond.

As CWRU students, we too can learn a lesson here. It is not always best to keep one’s head down. Sometimes our accomplishments deserve to be shouted down from Terminal Tower’s observation deck. We are capable of great things, even in the face of a crippling workload and an administration that at best is described as “benevolently neglectful.” We are as much a part of Cleveland as anyone else, and we should make that clear. So go on, brag about yourself.

Zak Khan doesn’t even go here

anymore, but they have a lot of feelings and angry barking.

Abby Assmus My commuter life

Brag about yourself, Cleveland

Anne Nickoloff Arts & Entertainment Editor

Guest column

Thumbs up/thumbs down

The second installment of everyone’s favorite whenever-we-have-room-in-the-layout feature.

Flowers are bloom- ing because it’s spring now.

If there’s one lesson to be learned from Cleveland winters, it’s that Sea-sonal Affective Disorder is very much a real thing. If there’s a second thing to learn, it’s that wind obeys no natural laws save for maybe the law of conser-vation of evil, as no matter which direc-tion you are walking in the wind is go-ing the opposite way. This is finally at an end though, and flowers are growing up through the soil as our warm weath-er victory flags. Let’s enjoy them and

try not to think about how fast time can pass and how soon enough winter will be upon us again.

See “Blooming into a new season,” page 2

Village Starbucks eliminates most cheap drinks

If I were to give Bon Appétit’s Star-bucks decision a 0-Star rating, that would just leave “bucks.” Which, con-veniently enough, is what motivated this decision. Bon Appétit is a corporation, and we can’t really change the fact that they are driven by profit (sorry, Marx), but that doesn’t mean we have to keep playing along. There’s another, better Starbucks just a few blocks away on Euclid. I know we’re all lazy college students, but isn’t it worth a few weeks of less convenient coffee to show Bon

Appétit that we care more about cheap frappuccinos than literally any humani-tarian or environmental cause you can throw at us? Boycott Village Starbucks! (No, seriously. Let’s do it.)

See “Caffiene at a cost,” page 1

Chefs at Euclid Tavern

Yummy food, the always-fun Eu-clid Tavern and drinks—that of course I could have no opinion on due to my under-21 status. It’s tempting to give this a thumbs down because this fantas-tic food was going on less than a mile away while I enjoyed my daily gruel at Leutner. However that wouldn’t be journalistic ethics or something, so I’m stuck giving it the positive rating it de-serves.

See “Happy Dog brings Uptown chef to Underdog for inspired tasting,” page 14

Browns sanctions

We cheated (okay, we possibly cheated). Shame on us. Except that we really didn’t get all that much in terms of punishment, so yay for us. Much like the National Football League seems to have when they gave the Browns a fairly low fine and no cut in draft picks following the “text-gate scandal,” I am giving the Brown a symbolic “tisk tisk” with the above thumb down.

See “Text-Gate Scandal Penalties Re-vealed,” page 18

Aquene KimmelOpinion Editor

For more sassy comments and simplified ratings of this week’s big stories, see “Thumbs up/thumbs down” at observer.case.edu.

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Case Western Reserve University lost one of its most unique restaurants ear-lier this month when Indian restaurant Chutney Rolls closed its door after a year and a half.

Located on Murray Hill Road near Rising Star Coffee and Valentino’s, Chut-ney Rolls was a quick walk away from the South Residential Village dorms. Its menu featured wraps and bowls inspired by classic Indian dishes, as well as appe-tizers, including samosas, and smoothies.

According to sophomore Sammie Ja-cobs, who started out helping with mar-keting and then moved into the catering and office manager position, the restaurant wasn’t profitable. She said that the busi-ness looked lucrative a couple of times, but it just didn’t work out in the end.

She noted that high employee turn-over, low foot traffic and a less than ex-pected number of catering orders were all troubles for the restaurant .

It closed unexpectedly on Saturday, March 14. Jacobs said that the decision came quickly. She noted that she was the first person who the owner, Hrishue Mahlaha (a CWRU graduate), told. She wasn’t alerted until the Monday before the closure. She said she was unsure if

With little warning, Chutney Rolls closed early last week to the disappointment of many CWRU students.Ki Oh/Observer

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all the employees knew it was going to happen.

Chutney Rolls was born out of Mahla-ha’s dream to open a restaurant, said Ja-cobs. It started originally as a food cart, gaining popularity until he moved into the restaurant business.

Chutney Rolls prided itself on being active in the campus community, fre-quently hosting fundraisers for various campus groups. One such event included a collaboration with Case Cycling Club, where the group delivered orders for the restaurant in exchange for 10 percent of

the week’s profits. Sophomore Arjun Gopinath was re-

ally disappointed by the news. “It was really close to South Side resi-

dential halls and was available till late at night, so it was nice to have food options so close by,” Gopinath said.

Chutney Rolls shutters doors due to lack of foot traffic, catering orders

Footlighters put on a captivating per-formance of “Urinetown” last weekend, full of political commentary and humor-ous musical pieces.

Courtesy Eric Su

At the opening night of a show, you need to take mistakes with a grain of salt. Actors are still fully getting into their roles, set changes can be a little clunky and light-ing and sound crews often have only had a couple of days to actually practice their complicated changes.

That’s why there is definitely a lot of wiggle room in reviewing the Case Foot-lighters’ production of “Urinetown” last Thursday, March 26.

While there were lighting mishaps and a couple of muted microphones, the troupe still performed well for an opening night. And despite the Jolly Scholar’s Karaoke Night thumps occurring throughout the en-tire play (which was held directly upstairs, in the Thwing Ballroom), the show still went on.

Although it took place in the chaos of Greek Week, the group managed to fill around 40 percent of the audience seats, due to a prospective student night free-ticket deal. The lights dimmed, the small pit band began to play and the show was off.

“Urinetown,” a dystopian musical come-dy about a world with too many people and not enough water, is self-aware to say the least. Characters constantly break the fourth wall to speak out about what will happen in the next scene or to comment on the ridicu-lous nature of some dialogue.

All actors in the play took up a specific flair, whether it was adopting New Jersey accents or repetitive twitches. Still it took

Anne NickoloffArts & Entertainment Editor

Welcome to UrinetownFootlighters’ opening show glitchy, but good

a few of the actors a little while to warm up into their roles. When Officer Lockstock (ju-nior Suraj Saifullah) first entered the stage, he lacked the meanness his sort-of evil po-liceman character needed. But later when he came back with a growled warning, “Not in my town!” there was no coming back from his humorous (but still evil) character.

Similarly freshman Aaron Magid started out as seemingly too nice for his role as Caldwell B. Cladwell. He seemed like a greedy but caring father, rather than the cor-porate monster he really was. It wasn’t until “Don’t Be a Bunny” that his despicable na-ture came forward, complete with a nefari-ous cackle to top it off.

These supporting actors were stronger highlights in the show than the main charac-ters. Bobby Strong’s teenage rebelliousness was his only noticeable characteristic in the plot; even though junior Jacob Lang tried to break his character out of its cookie-cutter mold, it ended up staying stuck in its star-struck hole. Honestly this character’s most memorable moment onstage was his death, when he was pushed off a building by vil-lainous fiends.

Much the same can be said of Hope Cladwell, played by freshman Bessie Bul-man. Her bubbly, lovely personality was a little more quirky than Bobby Strong’s, but the character fell into the same trap of the “love interest.” Still one couldn’t help but utter an “aww” when Lang and Bulman em-braced onstage for a kiss after an endearing (and slightly nonsensical) song together.

The acting was mostly spot-on, and if it wasn’t great at first, it improved throughout

the show. However the same can’t be said for the technical aspects of “Urinetown.”

Microphone problems led to hushed whispers being transmitted over the sound system, and certain microphones were not turned on during key moments in the show. Lockstock’s microphone took between five and 10 minutes to function properly in Act II of the play.

Additionally toward the beginning of Act II, the lights in the hallway outside of Thwing Ballroom turned on, flushing the entire stage with a faded white light. It took a couple of minutes to turn off and distract-ed from all stage action during this time.

It’s also worth mentioning, once again, the ever-thumping bass from the Jolly Scholar just one floor below, even during tender moments, like Lang and Bulman’s kiss.

From what I hear, the performance only got better over the weekend. As with any theater show, most of the issues in Footlighters’ production of “Urinet-own” were probably due to the troupe’s freshness onstage. The show had many more highs than lows, and the lows were easily excused.

Overall it was an entertaining night full of singing, laughs and (not so surprising-ly) political messages. Despite the laughs in “Urinetown,” the show still provided a thought that lingered long after the show.

As Lockstock looked out at the audience and asked, “Don’t you think people want to be told that their way of life is unsustain-able?” the audience was forced to ask them-selves that question too, despite the giggles.

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CWRU ThoughtsThe Case Western Reserve University

community is known for thinking beyond the possible. Each week, this column aims to capture a slice of campus life.

Q: What are you majoring in?A: Biomedical engineering.Q: What made you decide to major

in that?A: I moved from India after high

school, and I wanted to do pre-medicine. I guess I chose BME so I’d have a fallback if medicine didn’t work out, and I didn’t know how the medical field worked here. Over time in my sophomore year, I real-ized I liked BME better, and I decided to drop pre-med.

Q: What are some differences between India and the U.S.?

A: In India everything is more based on memorization, but here you learn why things work, how things work—it’s more logical, the way you learn. I really like that about the educational system. Every-one is a lot more open socially, and it’s a more accepting culture.

Q: What’s been your favorite experi-ence at CWRU?

A: I’ve just met a lot of awesome peo-ple, joined some great organizations and I feel like I’ve learned a lot here at CWRU. I’m in the Undergraduate Indian Students

The Case Western Reserve University community is known for thinking beyond the possible. Each week, this column aims to capture a slice of campus life.

Q: What are you majoring in?A: Finance.Q: What made you decide to major in

that?A: I was always interested in money

and how companies can go about making it or not.

Q: What are some of your memorable experiences at CWRU?

A: I really enjoy my film classes with Professor Spadoni. I take away a lot from that. I’m minoring in film, and that’s what I want to do when I get out of college, work in that industry either on the creative side or the business side. It’s something I’ve always been really interested in.

Q: What’s been your favorite part of the class?

A: Learning how to watch movies outside of class. You start to pick up on things, like what to look for and different motifs.

Q: Do you have any movie recom-mendations?

A: “There Will Be Blood”—that’s my favorite movie. It’s just an awesome movie, and it’s by the best director [Paul Thomas Anderson] that’s working right now, in my opinion.

Association (uISA) at CWRU, and ev-ery year we have the cultural show, AN-DAAZ. It’s been an amazing experience. Just knowing that I’m part of something on that scale is awesome, and I feel like uISA allows people to experience new things when they come to college.

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Feel like you’re swimming against the tide? Don’t let your course load pour cold water on your graduation plans. Maybe it’s time to ride the Summer Session wave!Taking summer classes can help you work ahead or reduce your course load, graduate on time (or early), or improve your performance in a previously completed class.

And the cost? Well that’s another kettle of fish altogether. Tuition for courses numbered 1-399 is just 50 percent of the regular rate, so you’ll save money, too.

With more than 100 courses—including 25 new offerings and eight study abroad courses—Summer Session allows you to focus on completing core requirements or electives during a term that’s shorter and less stressful than the rest of the school year. And summer courses offer the same high-quality CWRU education with smaller classes and significant savings.

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Residents of the North Residential Vil-lage may be raising an eyebrow on April 4 if they look outside their windows, as they’ll probably see a large crowd of people run-ning in nothing but their undies.

While this may at first seem like a large portion of the student body has finally snapped under pressure, these people are actually participating in Zeta Beta Tau’s (ZBT) Nearly Naked Mile event.

This charity event, which was started last year by senior Max Young, starts on April 4 at noon and will have partici-pants running a mile-long course start-ing at the ZBT fraternity house and trav-elling past many of the residence halls on the North side of campus. Food and refreshments will be provided once the run is over.

Participants who haven’t already regis-tered will need to show up an hour earlier with $5 and two articles of clothing to do-nate. Despite the name, participants are not required to be “nearly naked.”

“The idea is to essentially donate the clothes off your back and go running,” said Young. “But if people don’t feel comfort-able running in their underwear, they can run in a costume or another set of clothes if they choose to.”

When proposing the event last year, Young wished for this to be a culminat-ing event, capping off ZBT’s charity Get On the Ball Week, which had started about four years before.

“Get On the Ball Week had always been doing pretty well, but it always sort of just ended at the end of the week,” explained Young. “I felt like we needed some big event to wrap everything up at the week’s end.”

Get On the Ball Week, which began earlier this week and ends on April 3, had several ZBT brothers roll a giant beach ball around campus to raise awareness for Chil-dren’s Miracle Network Hospitals (CMNH) and Rainbow Babies & Children’s Hospital

(RBCH) and collect signatures on the ball. Various businesses in the area have pledged to donate a certain amount of money to CMNH for every signature collected.

Proceeds from the Nearly Naked Mile and t-shirt sales will also go to CMNH, who will put the money directly towards RBCH. RBCH uses this fund-ing to provide various special services to the children in the hospital to help improve their time in the hospital while struggling with severe medical condi-tions or illnesses.

“Waking up without any sort of pain or discomfort is something we tend to take for granted,” commented Young. “You don’t

think about it, but these kids are dealing with that every day. CMNH makes good use of the money we donate to help im-prove these kids’ daily lives.”

While the money raised by the Nearly Na-ked Mile will go to CMNH, clothing donated by the participants will instead go to Junior League, an organization that helps teenagers leaving foster care at age 18 find jobs, cloth-ing and a direction on where to go in life.

“Once they turn 18, the state of Ohio gives these kids a check for $200 and sends them on their way,” said sophomore Joseph Palmeri, who will be organizing the event this year. “Junior League is designed to help them get their lives started.”

“It’s easy to connect with Junior League, being a student around that age myself,” continued Palmeri. “I don’t know what I’d do if I was just given some money and not told anything else.”

Last year’s events have been pretty suc-cessful, with around 120 runners in the Nearly Naked Mile and over 2,000 signatures on the ball, raising over $2,700 for charity. This year ZBT hopes to grow the Nearly Naked Mile even further, ultimately raising more aware-ness for CMNH and Junior League.

“These events are a good way to get in-volved,” said Palmeri. “It’s great that every-one is coming together to support people who benefit from these charities.”

ZBT’s Nearly Naked Mile streaks againBrian ShermanStaff Reporter

Runners pose for a picture after last year’s Nearly Naked Mile, many sporting ZBT t-shirts.Courtesy Joseph Palmeri

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From Broadway to EuclidPlayhouse Square announces 2015-2016 lineup

Playhouse Square’s Broadway series announcement came with a party in downtown Cleveland.

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Sunny KalidindiStaff Reporter

This year’s Annual Broadway Season Launch Party focused on bringing back some youthfulness to the season with not only its show, but also its lineup of plays for the 2015-2016 season.

Like in many Cleveland programs, there was a focus on reinventing the city and bringing people downtown, as reflected by President and CEO of Playhouse Square Art Falco’s speech. He began the show by introducing the vision he had for the the-aters at Playhouse Square. This included renovations for some of the theaters, as some have them have not been renovated for over 30 years. He cited recent renova-tions to the Ohio Theatre as an example.

In keeping with the theme of engaging with a younger audience, Falco also dis-cussed introducing more children’s shows to the district to attract the younger audi-ence and their families. Another end goal was to bring more pre-Broadway shows.

“Producers around the country look at Cleveland as a market with a really strong fanbase,” said David Greene, the director of programming.

Greene is hoping to introduce pre-Broadway shows to the Cleveland audi-ence over the next couple of years.

The modernizing aspect of the future of Playhouse Square was also reflected in the launch show. There were several at-tempts to connect with the younger au-dience with a twitter hashtag of “BWY-inCle,” which was displayed before the show began with a rotating display of tweets and Instagram pictures that people in the audience shared. Speakers also en-couraged the audience to tweet about the event on their “Tweeter accounts” and the host of the evening, Playhouse Square ex-ecutive producer Gina Vernaci, also led a group tweet.

After all the speakers presented, the show began with a performance from “The Lakewood Project,” a rock orchestra from Lakewood High School. The young musi-cians were excited to perform on such a beautiful stage, and the audience simply loved their show.

The event’s target audience were the 32,000 season ticket holders who filled the theater. According to Vernaci, this was the highest amount of season ticket holders for any off-Broadway location. The crowd consisted of mostly middle-aged to older Caucasian viewers. Judging by the whoops and claps, they were defi-nitely excited for the direction Playhouse Square was going and were even more ex-cited with the lineup.

First up will be “Bullets Over Broad-way,” written by Woody Allen and directed and choreographed by Susan Stroman (of “The Producers”). Infused with Allen’s signature style of humor, the musical is set in the 1920s and tells the story of a young playwright who tries to make it big and ends up being financed by a mobster. The musical features pop and jazz tunes and as Vernaci noted, it is essentially a “musical version of Allen’s films.” The musical is set to run from Oct. 6-18, 2015.

Up next, running from Nov. 3-15, is the 2014 Tony Winner for Best Musical, “A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder.” The musical was described as a combina-tion of “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Bar-ber of Fleet Street,” “Monty Python” and “Downton Abbey” and is also set in the early 20th century. In this witty musical, the main character, Monty Navarro, finds that he is ninth in line for an earldom with

eight pesky relatives (all played by the same actor) who are in his way. As you can guess from the title, there’s really only one solution to this problem.

The first musical of 2016 is the more modern “If/Then” which will run from Feb. 9-21. It is told from the perspective of a 40-year-old woman, Elizabeth, whose marriage has ended. She finds herself de-bating whether she should follow Cupid or her career path. This introspective musical explores a series of “what if?” questions, as Elizabeth tries to figure out in what direc-tion her life is going. Directed by Michael Greif, who also directed “Rent,” this show promises an exciting soundtrack with a couple of pop-rock ballads.

Following “If/Then” is the smash hit “Beautiful: The Carole King Musical,” which was nominated for seven Tony Awards. This musical tells the story of singer-songwriter Carole King, who first started in the industry at the young age of 16. The introduction of this musical also featured a brief performance from Meg-gie Cansler, who sings “(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman.” Several people in the audience sang along softly and it seemed that this musical will fea-ture a foot-tapping soundtrack. “Beauti-ful: The Carole King Musical” will run from April 5-17.

“Matilda the Musical” comes to Cleve-land next from May 3-22, after a success-ful run on West End and Broadway. It has won seven Olivier Awards and five Tony Awards, including “Best Book of a Musi-cal.” The production will feature a rather unique set composed of letter blocks and a younger cast, which the directors hope will attract families and younger crowd. Greene hopes that the musical will also attract col-lege students who grew up with the book that the musical is based on.

“Steel Magnolias” will follow “Matilda the Musical” from May 21- Aug. 21 and will bring a new sense of Southern charm into town. Not much has been revealed about this production, but the classic prom-ises to throw it back to a time of big hair.

Closing off the season is the highly popular Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber pe-riod piece, “The Phantom of the Opera.” The announcement of this show, running from June 15-July 10, received the loud-est cheers from the audience. The show has been produced here in Playhouse Square several times since its 1986 West End opening. Greene noted that it has always been a crowd pleaser, and he’s excited to see how the audience will react to this re-cent production. It promises to be opulent at the very least, with 18 trailer trucks car-rying set pieces, lighting, costumes and more for the production.

The show ended shortly after with a closing number from Cansler and The Lakewood Project, which reflected this upcoming year’s lineup of old and new, traditional and modern. The variety of the shows offered this upcoming season also showed that the directors were interested in attracting larger and newer audiences, from classics like “Phantom of the Opera” to traditional Broadway glitz in “Bullets Over Broadway,” to the family-friendly favorite, “Matilda,” the dark humor of “A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder,” to the nostalgia of “Steel Magnolias,” the jukebox and foot-tapping “Beautiful: The Carole King Musical” and finally to the modern production of “If/Then.” Tickets are on sale for all seven shows and Play-house Square’s Smart Seats gives balcony seats to all of these productions for the price of $10.

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Playlist of the Week

“Dream Lover”—The Vaccines

The biggest British band you have probably never heard of, The Vaccines, are four platinum-selling blokes from West London that mix the fuzz of The Black Keys with the swagger of the Arctic Monkeys and the cool of The Strokes. “Dream Lover” is the newest dark and poppy single off of the group’s yet to be released third album, “English Graffiti.” Look for it May 26 on Columbia Records.

Teddy EisenbergStaff Reporter

“Billy Not Really”—Death GripsIf asked to describe the sound of experimental

hip-hop group Death Grips in one word, “schizo-phrenic” may be the first that comes to mind. The dissonant keyboard samples and complex rhythmic raps of Stefan Burnett (also known by his stage name, Ride) seem to skip and skid off of every sonic surface, making the listener sprint just to catch up with “Billy Not Really.” Although there is still some uncertainty about their status as a band, it is nice to hear Death Grips back doing what they do best on their newest double album, “The Powers That Be,” out March 31 on Third World Records.

“Spring (Among The Living)”—My Morning Jacket

“Boy, I was ready for spring,” croons My Morn-ing Jacket frontman Jim James on the group’s lat-est single, “Spring (Among The Living).” The sentiment of this tune is certainly one that many Clevelanders can identify with, as this sprawling, six-minute epic finds My Morning Jacket perfectly at home amongst intricate guitar work, thundering drums and ethereal harmonies while they shake off the shackles of winter. “Spring (Among The Living)” joins nine other tracks on “The Water-fall,” out May 15 on Capitol Records.

“Something Good”—Dead Sara“Something Good” represents a soulful

change of pace for hard rockers Dead Sara, a group known for their love of loud guitars and the snarl of lead singer Emily Armstrong. While both of these signature elements are present in spades on this new track, the flavor of “Some-thing Good” is distinctly different, more like Alabama Shakes and Paramore than previous work. Dead Sara’s latest, “Pleasure To Meet You” is out March 31 on Pocket Kid Records.

“Way She Moves”—Scott Weiland & The Wildabouts

After being kicked out of both Stone Temple Pilots and rock supergroup Velvet Revolver due to drug-related problems, Scott Weiland is back with The Wildabouts, a group that mixes the psychedelic glam of his vocals with robust blues-rock. The tune “Way She Moves” in particu-lar calls to mind the riff from T. Rex’s “Bang a Gong (Get It On),” conjuring up a healthy supply of classic rock vibes. These vibes are particu-larly bittersweet, however, as guitarist Jeremy Brown passed away on March 30. Rock out to the group’s first album, “Blaster,” in his memory, available on Softdrive Records March 31.

“I’ve Seen All Good People”—YesYes are the definitive British progressive rock

band, painting vast musical tapestries filled with gorgeous melodies and virtuosic playing. “I’ve Seen All Good People” is just one song in their catalog that displays those, marrying a dainty folk melody with resplendent acoustic guitar be-fore transforming into a guitar-driven jam. With progressive rock having vanished almost com-pletely from the mainstream of music, bands like Yes are an essential musical touchstone for those curious about the genre’s origins and rock and roll in the 1970s.

Teddy Eisenberg is a third-year programmer at WRUW-FM 91.1 Cleveland. He hosts The ’59 Sound, an exploration of rock music, every Thursday morning from 8-10 a.m.. and co-hosts the variety talk show Max and Teddy in the Morning at Night (Sometimes) on Mon-days from 5-6 p.m. The crackle of vinyl warms him on cold Cleveland nights.All photos courtesy static.gigwise.com, genius.com, rockcellarmagazine.com, grimtgoods.com, 91x.com & wikipedia.org

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This past Saturday, March 28, Thwing Center’s atrium transformed into a market of different foods and stores at World Expo: Night Market, the first collaborative event between cultural groups.

Though this was the first time the event has occurred, President and founder of The Inter-national and Multicultural Exchange (TIME) Brittany Chung said that planning for the event started in the fall of last year.

The Night Market was a collaboration be-tween TIME, Taiwanese American Student Association (TASA), Asian American Al-liance (AAA), African Student Association (ASA) and La Alianza. The theme of the night itself came from TASA, the group which took the lead in planning the event.

Different booths included foods like bubble tea, pad thai, peanut brittle and candies. Others included ornate elephant statues for sale, bowl painting and bracelet-making.

Nana Afia Mensa, a member of ASA, sold foods at her booth for the majority of the event, but had the chance to explore other booths during downtime.

“It was pretty cool that we were able to col-laborate together,” she said. “I think collabora-tion is very important to cultural groups.”

Mensa also stated that the event allowed ASA to present to a group of people they would not have normally been able to reach. This helped the group advertise its upcoming

cultural show, Africa Rising: From the Ground Up, on April 11.

World Expo used tickets instead of cur-rency for goods at each of the different booths. Tickets were 50 cents each, and items could be bought for varying amounts of tickets. Once the cultural groups got their tickets, they were later reimbursed for the monetary amount of the tickets.

According to Chung, all money earned through the tickets was pure profit for the or-ganizations involved. “At this time of year, some groups have started scrounging for cash,” she said.

World Expo: Night Market is the start of what will hopefully become a tradition. Though only 10 organizations had booths this year, Chung said that even more groups wanted to be involved next year and con-tinue to expand the inclusive event.

In a year with as much focus on diversity as this, World Expo: Night Market was a chance for all types of students to celebrate the cultural differences inherent to Case Western Reserve University’s student body.

“All these groups were able to come to-gether under a unifying theme,” said Chung. “It was pretty inspiring. No matter what our differences are, we should be able to come together and unite.”

Event: World Expo: Night MarketDate: March 28Location: Thwing Center Atrium

Anne NickoloffArts & Entertainment Editor

Cultural groups come together for Night Market

World Expo: Night Market brought together different cultural groups from CWRU’s campus for an evening of food and fun.

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Improvment’s Lake Effect event brought togehter local improv comedy groups from around the state of Ohio to perform in a day of laugh-filled performances.

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IMPROVment shows the campus a good time

IMPROVment brought the laughs to the Tinkham Veale University Center Ballroom on Saturday, March 28, with their fourth annual Lake Effect improv show, which brought Case Western Re-serve University’s team together with two teams from Ohio State University and one from Bowling Green State University for a night full of fun.

The 250 attendees were welcomed in by the upbeat pop hits of Taylor Swift. The event was free for all, including a Bon Ap-pétit-catered intermission, and the ballroom was practically filled.

The night started with Ohio State’s Fish-bowl Improv, who did a long set that had the audiences in stitches. Highlights included an art teacher facing the harsh reality of his divorce through his students and a dramatic love story between two second-grade draw-ing partners split by one’s promotion up to the third grade.

The bit escalated quickly, when the girl (played hilariously by one of the team’s largest men) witnessed her two love inter-ests fight in a dramatic drawing contest, a 48 pack of Crayola crayons acting as their weapon. Of course granny smith apple had to be taken out, because, “We both know if you have granny smith it’s basically cheat-ing. Street rules.”

The next team, the Plastic Shatners from Bowling Green State University, were not as funny as Fishbowl, but they were still good. Their set involved quicker improv games, including a singing game, which, while funny, was difficult to hear at times.

The third team of the night, 8th Floor Improv, was also from Ohio State. Their set was long form and much more connected than Fishbowl Improv’s— all of the bits started to come together and the elements bled over into each other in a very funny

way. Ranging from aliens doing Madonna’s “Vogue” dance, to kids wanting to surf on top of a school bus, to an 87 on a test coming back to haunt someone in a job interview (a fear of CWRU students everywhere), their set had something for everyone.

IMPROVment was up last, playing a few shorter improv games that showcased the humor that they bring to campus at their weekly shows. Sophomore Stephen Koli-son brought some of the best lines of the night: “Pretty people get what they want. And people who aren’t pretty have to try hard and become engineers,” and “This is Harriet, she’s my frenema. It’s like a friend who helps you pee,” were just a couple of examples from some really great stuff.

Another bit that also really stood out was an improvised fairy tale about a girl forced to live with smelly hands, which really showcased the team’s talent for physical comedy.

The show ended with a massive game of Freeze, played with all of the teams. Even though there were too many people to fit on the stage, it was nice to see the game expand to include more and more people from all of the schools.

Although one of the teams scheduled to perform, Kid Business from Oberlin Col-lege, couldn’t make it, their absence wasn’t hard-felt. The show went on for the perfect length of time, and the teams really came together in a great way.

I left the show with sore abdominals and an endorphin rush that lasted all the way through the late night Denny’s run and “The Even Stevens Movie” screening that rounded out my night (because, you know, Saturday night). If you’re interested in see-ing IMPROVment in action, they have free shows every Saturday night in the Eldred Black Box theater, including a special April Fool’s show on April 4 at 9 p.m., where they will be playing a set of brand new and rarely played improv games.

Happy Dog brings Uptown chef to Underdog for inspired tasting

There are a lot of things to admire about the new Happy Dog at the Euclid Tavern. They restored a legendary insti-tution, and it can now be enjoyed by a whole new generation of Clevelanders. Their business model is based around hiring and helping musicians, because they understand the importance of a steady income to a budding rock star’s career. Perhaps even more impressive than these things, however, is the Happy Dog’s desire to foster a sense of commu-nity by experimenting with new and dif-ferent ways to bring people into their bar and restaurant.

This week Happy Dog at the Euclid Tavern debuted “Uptown Chefs in the Underdog,” a unique dining experience that draws upon the immense culinary talent situated within University Circle. Chef Doug Katz of the Cleveland Mu-seum of Art’s Provenance and Shaker Square’s Fire Food & Drink, teamed up with the Euclid Tavern’s own head chef, Daniel Garcia, to present an inspired four course Italian meal. Each tackling two courses, Katz and Garcia dazzled the palate with ingredients that stretched far beyond the Happy Dog’s usual hot dog toppings and tots.

Two exquisite parsnip agnolotti started the meal, accompanied by a savory broth, onions, chili oil, herbs and a garnish of thin slices of radish. Of the four dishes prepared, this Chef Garcia original was undeniably the highlight of the night. A refreshing salad of kale, brussels sprouts and pine nuts prepared by Chef Katz fol-lowed, with croutons composed of polen-ta and ricotta cheese. These croutons were so delicious they could have constituted a dish all their own.

Moving into the entrées, Garcia cooked walleye to perfection and complimented it with a medley of romesco, braised fennel and chickpeas. Housemade pork sausage finished the menu; served with a cauli-flower puree, white bean ragout, fennel, carrots and peppers.

For the four dishes, a pairing of three drinks that included a classic Negroni, choice of Italian beer or red wine, and newly minted bourbon and gin cocktail called “The Mutt” perfectly compliment-ed the meal.

The meal served for the inaugural “Up-town Chefs in the Underdog” rivaled the best of the best Cleveland cuisine. Here’s to hoping this becomes a monthly addi-tion to the Euclid Tavern’s repertoire in their ongoing mission to bridge Cleve-land’s East-West divide. With more meals like this, anything is possible.

Teddy EisenbergStaff Reporter

Relax and roll at the hangout

Ready to roll? CWRU Hammocking Club and Case Western Longboard Club will be having a hangout on Sunday, April 12 at 2 p.m. in Doan Park. The two clubs will meet students at the bottom of the elephant stairs so everyone can walk over to the park together.

Case Western Longboard Club de-scribes themselves as a club with an open and inclusive environment for all mem-bers and potential members. Since its start, the club has been looking for mem-bers that want to longboard and have a good time. “We want to show people that they do not need much previous experi-ence to be in the club,” said Ettore Fan-tin-Yusta, vice president of the club.

“I hope to build interest in longboard-ing as a club,” added Longboarding Club President John McCaffrey.

CWRU’s Longboarding Club has weekly meetings, open to all students, on Fridays at 4 p.m. outside of Veale Ath-letic Center—weather permitting.

CWRU Hammocking Club describes themselves as one of the most chill clubs around, that just wants to have fun (in their hammocks). Students have prob-ably seen the club around campus casu-ally relaxing in the middle of the engi-neering quad and Leutner Pavilion. Since

they are a new club, they are looking for anyone who will be interested in ham-mocking with them.

Earlier this year, the Hammocking Club took its members on a hammock camping trip to Cuyahoga Valley Na-tional Park, where members were able to explore the wild outdoors. The club also partook in CWRU’s Farm Festival earlier this year.

The goal of the hangout event is to build campus awareness of the two clubs. “Most people would be interested in both of these clubs, and this event is to bring the two clubs and its potential members together,” said President of the CWRU Hammocking Club, Claire Holliday.

At this event, there will be hammock-ing and longboarding. For those that do not have their own hammock or long-board, the two clubs will make sure that there are enough extras for everyone.

It would not be a proper hangout without food; at this event, there will be fruits, vegetables and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich station. They will be sell-ing white t-shirts for $2, which can be tie-dyed at the event as well. Addition-ally Landyachtz Longboards is sponsor-ing giveaways at the event, including t-shirts, hats, dice and more.

The two clubs are excited to work together and even more excited for the event. “We really want this to be an an-nual hangout,” said McCaffrey.

Tiffany CheungStaff Reporter

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On Friday, March 27, Charles Altieri, an English professor from University of California, Berkeley, visited the Tinkham Veale University Center to give a presen-tation on his upcoming book, “Reckon-ing with Imagination: Wittgenstein and the Aesthetics of Literary Experience.”

The book is coming out later this year and Altieri wanted to summarize and

discuss the ideas he wrote about, which involved philosophy, expression and aes-thetics in art.

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Offensive? Definitely. Homophobic and racist? Check. Prison rape? Men-tioned every 30 seconds. But is the mov-ie hilarious? Oh yes it is, very much so.

“Get Hard” will not garner stellar crit-ical reviews due to its crude and some-times cringe-worthy humor that so very often walks the tightrope of attempted satire. First-time director Etan Cohen—a comedy writer for films like “Tropic Thunder” and “Idiocracy”—carefully infuses “Get Hard” with exaggerated American stereotypes and blatant class inequality. It will make you erupt with dirty laughter or utter disgust, and then it will make you slowly realize that peo-ple like this actually exist.

First, we meet James King (Will Fer-rell), a hedge fund manager who lives in Bel-Air. After the chief executive officer of the company, who is also his future father-in-law, makes him partner, King is unexpectedly framed for fraud and sentenced to 10 years in San Quen-tin State Prison. He hires Darnell Lewis (Kevin Hart), his long-time car washer, to help him survive prison life, simply because Darnell is African-American and therefore must have been to prison. A working-class father who has never been to jail, an offended Lewis accepts the job for the money.

The absurdity of a white-collar crime resulting in a 10-year sentence at one of the oldest and most notorious U.S. prisons sets the tone of the film fairly well. Ferrell bolsters the ridiculousness by depicting the privileged “one per-cent” in its worst fashion, whether it be stretching naked behind a floor-to-ceil-ing window inside his mansion in front of his gardeners or suggesting blackface

“Get Hard”: Offensive, but funnyRoy ChanStaff Reporter

as a method of blending in in Crenshaw, Los Angeles’ largest African-American community.

It’s undeniably funny because of King’s convincing unawareness of his of-fensiveness. Hart pulls his own weight as well, showing us homophobic attitudes and racial stereotypes. In one scene, Lewis describes the frequency of gay sex in prison, and King recoils in fear and disgust, while in another scene, Lewis si-multaneously acts as three prisoners: one gay, one black and one Latino.

By placing racist stereotypes and ho-mophobia in the same vein as class dif-ferences, Ferrell and Hart present them together as issues that society still has to deal with despite strides of progress. Although much of the material borders on being simply mean-spirited and in-sulting, Ferrell and Hart’s deeper sa-tirical intent shows. They take the most deplorable people in this country (e.g. neo-Nazi skinheads and corrupt white-collar criminals) and present their vilest qualities on-screen, pushing the limit of provocation for some viewers.

Regardless of whether you find cer-tain scenes insulting or hilarious, “Get Hard” says enough of the right dialogue at the right time enough to generate consistent laughs. Rude jokes abound in the film, and they will make you ac-knowledge the level of familiarity that disturbing (and funny) scenes have. If you want to laugh hard at a film that is a mashup of a satire and a farce, go watch “Get Hard.”

Theorist Charles Altieri discusses his new book on aesthetics in art

Sierra BlantonStaff Reporter

chairs were set in front of the podium and most of the seats were taken. Light chatter filled the room until Altieri was introduced.

Altieri stepped up to the podium and made some humorous remarks as he introduced his work. Prepared with a speech in hand, Altieri read out his sum-mary to the audience. He took pauses to explain things further and to give exam-ples in a loud clear voice, showing his enthusiasm for the topic.

He spoke of the relationship between philosophy and literature. Altieri also went into detail of the “valuing” that happens in text with morality and the self-reflection of a reader’s actions.

Afterwards discussion ensued as sev-eral hands went up to ask questions to get a further understanding of his theories. With his good humor, Altieri answered the questions and even demonstrated a point with the Robert Creeley poem, “Something.”

The thoughtful discussion ended once the clock hit 4:30 p.m., an hour and a half after beginning. However, Altieri remained to speak and answer more questions with some as they went up to him while the rest of the audience trickled out.

Did you miss your high school prom, or was your high school prom an expe-rience you would rather not revisit? If you would like the chance to redo the promenade that marked the end of your high school years and ushered you into college, or even if you had a blast and would like to do it all again, WRUW-FM 91.1 can help. This Saturday April 4, from 9:00 p.m. until midnight, WRUW will host its second annual Punk Prom at Happy Dog at the Euclid Tavern.

Punk Prom is an alternative-style for-mal dance and concert that allows you to do prom again—the right way. No more mediocre DJs that insist on play-ing “Call Me Maybe” and Taylor Swift. Say goodbye to the extremely awkward adolescent experiences that come with the idea of asking your cute classmate to dance with you. Grab your friends, your formal outfit of choice and head down to Happy Dog for a spectacular musi-cal experience. Enjoy retaking a cheesy prom photo and all of the decorative hallmarks that signify high school prom.

This event saw its inception last spring, but Teddy Eisenberg, a junior

WRUW 91.1 gives students a chance to redo

their high school promCampus radio station to host second annual Punk Prom

Temi OmilabuStaff Reporter

who has been involved in planning Punk Prom, assures us that this year, it will be bigger and even better. Eisenberg reminisces that last year the headliners, Shannon and The Clams, were beyond enthused and got really into the event—they even came dressed in prom attire and made sure to perform a variety of school-related covers.

“We’ve brought in rising indie pop stars Beverly as our national headliner and moved the event much closer to campus,” said Eisenberg.

Last year, the event was at the off-campus Mahall’s 20 Lanes, but with the new nearby location, transportation to and from the event should not be a problem. Eisenberg also added that any person with a Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland Institute of Music or Cleveland Institute of Art student ID will gain free admission.

Join Eisenberg and the rest of WRUW on Saturday for a night to remember.

Event: Punk PromLocation: Happy DogDate: April 4Price: Free with student I.D.

Film: “Get Hard”Starring: Will Ferrell, Kevin HartRelease Date: March 27, 2015Rating:

Short. Sweet. Film Fest is perfect for those that either love film, love Cleve-land or get bored easily. According to one of the Short. Sweet. Film Fest’s film judges Dave St. Clair, you’re “nev-er committed to a two hour movie that sucks.” Sign me up.

Mike Suglio, a Case Western Re-serve University graduate, started this film festival as a local Cleveland film-maker who wanted a chance to show-case his own films on a smaller scale (as compared to the Cleveland Interna-tional Film Festival held annually) and thought other local filmmakers might have the same problem. That first year, 50 people showed up, but each year it has been growing with both attendance, film submissions, length (that is, the number of days—the films are still short) and variety of what’s going on at the festival.

Coming close is Short. Sweet.’s fourth festival, and the estimated at-tendance has grown to the point where the location has moved to Metropolitan at the 9’s Alex Theater. Metropolitan at the 9 was named top new hotel in Cleveland this year, and Suglio is really excited to be hosting the festival there.

This year there were 100 submissions of films under 20 minutes in the catego-ries of fiction, non-fiction, animation, local, student and international. Sixty-four were chosen. Also, Suglio will be showing one of his own films, titled “A Tribute to the Fallen,” for the first time at any of the festivals.

Some of the films that will be showed at the festival range from a documentary created by chicken farmers about the in-humanity of chicken factories (“Chick-en Factory Farmer Speaks Out”) to a fictional film about a guy approaching a girl at a bar (“Blush”), to a film about the return of Lebron James (“Welcome Home”). The film judge, Dave St. Clair, said that this may be the best year of submissions, calling the films “dyna-mite.”

Some other differences between Short. Sweet. and other film festivals is that you aren’t restricted to normal movie food (aka overpriced popcorn); there will be actual restaurant food and alcohol served. Also many of the film-makers will be there to present their film and to answer questions about their process, inspiration, etc. On top of that, there are seven local bands playing (in-cluding some CWRU alumni) and local businesses. Even representatives from the Jolly Scholar will be there to an-nounce future plans and changes.

Alex ClarkeStaff Reporter

Movie treats at Short. Sweet. Film Fest

Event: Short. Sweet. Film FestLocation: Alex Theater; 2017 E. 9th St.Date: April 10-12Price: $15-40

This festival has been progressively growing each year and is an amazing example of a CWRU Alumni accomplishment.

He spoke of the relationship between philosophy and literature. Altieri also went into detail of the “valuing” that happens in text with morality and the self-reflection of a reader’s actions.

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The Spartans continue their struggles this season, splitting their week with a strong pair of wins followed by a pair of losses. The Spartans started their play last week on Sunday, playing their doubleheader against Denison Univer-sity, which was originally scheduled for Saturday.

The Spartans won both caps of the doubleheader by narrow margins of 9-7 and 8-5 to move back above the .500 mark, albeit briefly as with a pair of loss-es to Baldwin Wallace, the Spartans have dropped back to a game below .500.

The Spartans’ uneven play has been a concern, and their losses have come more from defensive errors and offensive miscues than from much stronger play on the part of the Spartans’ opponent.

In the Denison set, the Spartans re-lied on pitching down the stretch to cap-ture the W in both games. Dan Sondag picked up the save in both games with shutdown pitching. The Spartans came from behind to win the opener 9-7 and

then coasted to a strong 8-5 victory in the second game.

Down three runs in the first game, the highlight for the week came with two outs in the bottom of the seventh. The Spartans showed a splash of their true potential as they scored five runs to jump to a 7-5 lead. Senior Kerrigan Cain began the rally with a single and senior Jordan Swisher walked to put two men on base. Sophomore Eric Eldred doubled to left field and scored both Cain and Swisher to kick off the rally.

Sondag sealed the win, as he struck out the side in order in the ninth inning to cap his two innings of scoreless re-lief, earning him his fifth save of the season. Five of the six outs he recorded were by strikeout.

The Spartans will attempt to climb once again above .500 with a trio of games against Allegheny College, one at home on Friday and a doubleheader on Allegheny’s home turf on Saturday. The Spartans stay on the road as they take on crosstown rival John Carroll University on Monday at 2 p.m. and 5 p.m. in the afternoon.

Spartans split week’s series

JP. O’HaganSports Editor

Spartans show flashes of greatness while dropping key games

Senior Pitcher Andrew Rossman prepares to pitch during the Spartan’s game against Otterbein last week.

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CWRUPos. # Player AB H R RBI BB SO AVE

RF 10 N. Glasser 5 1 1 0 0 0 0.083

2B 14 Z. Tobias 4 1 1 1 1 0 0.200

C 26 E. Eldred 5 1 1 0 0 0 0.450

CF 23 D. Watson 5 2 0 1 0 2 0.300

1B 27 S. Dayton 3 0 0 0 2 1 0.222

PR 1 A.Cain 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.288

PH 37 W. Hopper 4 1 0 0 1 1 0.200

LF 13 M. Winick 4 2 0 1 0 1 0.400

SS 40 A.Capetillo 3 0 0 0 0 1 0.237

3B 5 M. Weigand 3 0 0 0 0 2 0.167

3B 36 A.Gronski 0 0 0 0 1 0 0.333

P 20 K. Johnstone 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000

Totals 36 8 3 3 5 8

Baldwin WallacePos. # Player AB H R RBI BB SO AVE

CF 9 Z. Ferster 4 1 1 0 0 1 0.319

2B 16 C. Nieto 4 1 0 0 0 1 0.3292B 2 S. Montgomery 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.0911B 11 K. Chontos 3 0 1 1 1 0 0.3183B 10 M. Zimmerman 4 1 1 0 0 1 0.406PH 25 H. Handel 4 2 1 3 0 0 0.333LF 32 C. Knodle 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.375SS 5 E. Murphy 4 0 0 0 0 2 0.355LF 4 L. Heffernan 3 1 0 0 0 1 0.313C 39 A. Marcum 2 0 0 0 0 0 0.208

PR 6 S. Badia 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.429C 13 T. Kaltenbach 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.208

RF 12 A. Green 2 0 0 0 0 0 0.125PR 23 N. Dowling 1 0 0 0 0 0 0.250CF 7 J. Taylor 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.313

Totals 32 6 4 4 1 6

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Final H ECWRU 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 3 8 0

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CWRU Pitching

# Pitcher IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA

20 K. Johnstone 9.0 6 4 4 1 6 1 5.68

Totals 9.0 6 4 4 1 6 1

Baldwin Wallace

# Pitcher IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA

26 C. Murphy 5.1 7 3 1 2 3 0 2.8927 J. Scholle 0.2 0 0 0 0 0 0 3.3822 A. Albright 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 0 3.104 L.Heffernan 1.0 0 0 0 1 2 0 3.65

20 B. Cichocki 1.0 0 0 0 2 2 0 2.61

Totals 8.0 8 3 1 5 8 0

The Spartan women have kicked their sea-son into high gear as they currently have com-piled a seven-game win streak since their re-turn from the University Athletic Association (UAA) tournament.

“We have been really playing well,” said Head Coach Josie Henry. “Good pitching performances, our strong offense have done really well.”

This may be an understatement, as the Spartans have knocked in an astounding 67 runs since returning from the UAA tourna-ment in a total of seven games. The Spartans have jumped out to narrow wins in the open-ing caps of double headers and then followed the hard-fought wins with blowouts in the second matchup of the day. The close wins have come courtesy of strong Spartan play.

“We have been really aggressive in the opening games,” said Henry. “Using pinch runners and just attempting to jump on the ball has helped us get to victory.”

Despite the red hot nature of the Spartans’ play, the team has had multiple games moved due to weather and have played just as many in the cold, wind and rains that accompany Ohio in the spring. It has been an ongoing battle for the team to find and keep games scheduled.

“We have the right equipment for it,” said

Henry about the weather. “From handwarmers to sweatshirts and jackets, we are prepared for the cold. Plus we practice in it so we are ac-climated to the cold.”

Despite the cold, the Spartans have clicked in over the past weeks. The Case Western Re-serve University squad has had many lead-ers step forward and help the team win. The UAA Athlete of the Week, sophomore An-nie Wennerberg, who set the CWRU softball home run record last week, hit .600 with four homers last week, scoring nine runs and put-ting up 12 RBIs. In addition to Wennerberg, leadoff hitter Molly O’Brien has been a driv-ing force for the team. “Molly has the ability to have the will herself to win, no matter the school,” said Henry.

Freshman outfielder Katie Wede has been a great addition for the Spartans as well, giving full effort on every play. Wede’s highlight from the weekend was when she made a diving catch onto the warning track. When she attempted to repeat the feat on a following play, Wede skidded straight into the chainlink fence. She jumped straight up and continued full strength right into the next play. “Katie’s [Wede]’s play has been infectious for our team,” said Henry.

The Spartans will look to continue their winning streak as they take on Wooster on Sat-urday at 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. and will return to campus to take on Denison on Monday.

Swinging away

JP. O’HaganSports Editor

Spartan softball wins seven straight

A Spartan baserunner rounds second and heads to third. The Spartans’ aggressive approach on the bases has helped them win seven straight games.

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CWRUPos. # Player AB H R RBI BB SO AVE

2B 16 M. O'Brien 4 1 1 0 0 1 0.386

CF 21 K. Wede 4 4 2 3 0 0 0.459

P 25 A. Wennerberg 1 0 1 0 3 0 0.477

DP 12 G. Roberts 4 0 0 0 0 1 0.406

RF 8 A. Parello 3 1 0 0 1 1 0.433

PR 2 L. Robinson 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.333

3B 18 G. Tritchler 4 0 0 1 0 1 0.290

SS 24 E. Dreger 3 1 0 0 0 1 0.289

C 28 R. Taylor 3 2 0 0 0 0 0.368

1B 15 K. Klemmer 0 0 1 0 0 0 0.100

LF 23 M. Waldner 3 0 0 0 0 1 0.235

C 27 A. Groseclose 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.241

Totals 29 9 5 4 4 6

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Final H EWittenberg 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 4 7 0

CWRU 1 1 0 2 1 0 X 5 9 0Softball

WittenbergPos. # Player AB H R RBI BB SO AVE

1B 11 K. Hughes 4 1 1 2 0 2 0.250

SS 4 C. Hobbs 4 2 0 0 0 1 0.354

LF 15 A. Baker 4 1 0 0 0 3 0.298

RF 8 C. Clark 3 0 0 0 0 2 0.213

DP 23 A. Wright 2 0 0 4 1 0 0.261

P 19 C. Zang 3 1 1 1 0 1 0.368

CF 3 S. Lance 3 1 0 0 0 0 0.128

2B 9 L. Blair 2 1 1 0 0 1 0.188

3B 6 S. Bausch 2 0 1 0 0 0 0.135

C 2 A. Newton 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000

Totals 27 7 4 7 1 10

CWRU Pitching

# Pitcher IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA

28 R. Taylor 5.1 6 4 4 1 8 1 3.533 K. Dzierwa 1.2 1 0 0 0 2 0 3.13

Totals 7.0 7 4 4 1 10 1

Wittenberg Pitching

# Pitcher IP H R ER BB SO HR ERA

19 C. Zeng 6 9 5 4 4 6 1 2.32

Totals 6 9 5 4 4 6 1

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Arko’s Cleveland Corner

Not too long ago, ESPN’s Adam Scheft-er reported that penalties against both the Cleveland Browns and Atlanta Falcons for separate investigations into violations against National Football League (NFL) rules were expected to be steep for both teams.

Schefter reported that Atlanta piped fake crowd noise through speakers when oppos-ing teams had the ball, and Falcons owner Arthur Blank later admitted that the team was indeed guilty of such actions. As for the Browns, in what was to be called the “text-gate scandal,” it was reported that General Manager Ray Farmer had on multiple oc-casions throughout the season used his cell phone to text the Browns coaches on the sideline. This is a direct violation of NFL rules that prohibit certain uses of electronic devices during games. Both teams were found guilty of these violations, and the NFL promised to crack down on them.

On March 30, Schefter reported the news that the penalties were determined.

As it would turn out, the penalties for the Browns aren’t nearly as bad as they are for the Atlanta Falcons.

Lucky for Cleveland.

According to Schefter’s report, Atlanta Falcons President Rich McKay will be sus-pended from the NFL’s competition com-mittee, which will not actually affect the team’s roster or how they play on the field. However the team will also be stripped of a pick in the 2016 NFL draft (believed to be a fifth round pick), and they were also report-edly fined $350,000.

The Browns, on the other hand, have been reportedly fined $250,000 and will not lose any future draft picks as a consequence for the textgate scandal. In addition Farmer is subject to individual punishment for his actions and will serve a four-game suspen-sion starting at midnight before the first regular season game, according to The Plain Dealer reporter Mary Kay Cabot.

When it’s all said and done, those penal-ties for the Browns aren’t all that bad.

They were fined $100,000 less than the Falcons, and they also weren’t forced to forfeit any future draft picks—which could prove to be crucial for developing the team moving forward.

Also Ray Farmer’s suspension comes at a time when most of his significant contri-butions to the team will have already been finished. Since his suspension is reported to start the night before the first regular season game, Farmer will have already been pres-

ent for the draft process and finalizing the roster—two very important aspects of a General Manager’s job. Essentially the first four games of the regular season are one of the quietest and least busy times for NFL General Managers.

According to Cabot, his suspension will reach its conclusion immediately following the fourth regular season game, and then Farmer can resume his normal busy activi-ties for the franchise.

NFL Network’s Ian Rapoport shed some light as to why the Browns as a franchise didn’t get heavier penalties and why most of the punishment was bestowed on Farmer alone. Rapoport tweeted out on March 30 that, “There was no evidence in the NFL’s review that Browns ownership or any other team executives had any knowledge of the prohibited conduct.”

Although the penalties could have been worse for the Browns, the fact that the NFL did not mess around with the investigations and subsequent consequences handed down upon Atlanta and Cleveland shows that the NFL is prepared to take steps to eliminate future violations by other franchises.

For now the Browns simply must take their punishment and move forward, thank-ful that the penalties they received weren’t even worse.

Text-gate scandal penalties revealed

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Men’s volleyball concludes season in Pennsylvania

tournamentNoah StatonStaff Reporter

Both the men’s and women’s tennis teams completed a difficult mid-season stretch, with the men returning to action af-ter their spring break trip with four games in three days and the women competing in the Blue-Grey Invitational.

The 12th-ranked Spartan men were 3-1 in the stretch from March 27-29, scoring three straight wins over Ohio Wesleyan University, John Carroll University and the Stevens Institute of Technology before los-ing to Division I Cleveland State University.

In the morning of March 27, the Spar-tans swept Ohio Wesleyan 9-0, with every singles and doubles team earning a victory. Senior Bas van Lent and sophomore Joshua Dughi, the top two spots for the Spartans, both won their matches in straight sets. The No. 1 and No. 3 doubles teams also both re-corded 8-0 victories over the Bishops.

That afternoon the team almost com-pleted another sweep over John Carroll, fin-ishing 8-1 and extending their win streak to four. Five of the six singles matches finished with Spartan victories in straight sets, with JCU only winning in the No. 4 match.

All three doubles teams defeated their opponents again as Case Western Reserve University handled John Carroll with ease. Senior Will Drougas and juniors CJ Krim-bill and Louis Stuerke were all double win-ners in the victory.

The next day the Spartan men claimed their fifth in a row, beating No. 24 Stevens, with every player on the squad earning at least one point.

Stuerke was a double winner on the day, as he defeated Stevens’ No. 4 player to win the fifth point and seal the game for the Spartans. Freshman Andrew Komarov also won both his singles and doubles matches.

However CWRU’s winning streak ended March 29, as they faced off with Cleveland State and lost 6-1. Krimbill was the team’s only winner, winning the tiebreaker third set 10-5.

The men’s team currently holds a 13-8 record and will play ninth-ranked Carnegie Mellon on Saturday in Pittsburgh.

On the women’s side, the Spartans are ranked 23rd in Division III, with an 8-4 record. They competed in the Blue/Grey Invitational on March 20-22 in Freder-icksburg, VA.

Case Western finished with a 0-3 record in the tournament, with losses to No. 23 University of Mary Washington (5-4), No. 14 Sewanee (7-2) and No. 20 Skidmore College (5-4).

The No. 2 doubles team, made up of junior Sara Zargham and freshman Nithya Kanagasegar, and No. 4 singles player Mi-chelle Djohan, both won all of their matches

throughout the tournament.The team managed to push forward

and earned an 8-1 victory over 22nd-ranked Hope College on their senior day last Saturday.

Marianne Bonanno, the team’s sole senior, finished her last match in Cleve-land with a win and won both her singles and doubles matches to boost the Spartans ahead. Kanagasegar also pulled off the dou-ble win, securing her position as fourth in the Central Region.

The women move on Friday to the Mid-west Invitational, located in Madison, WI. After that the Spartans only have two more competitions until the University Athletic Association Championship.

Tennis pushes down final stretchEvan RoseStaff Reporter

The Case Volleyball Club men’s team competed in the Pennsylvania-Ohio Vol-leyball League Championships this past weekend. Coming off a perfect 9-0 sea-son of conference play, our Spartan men landed a first seed for the pool play on Saturday.

After making a two-hour voyage to the courts in the morning, the squad had a rough start, splitting a game 1-1 with Carnegie Mellon University (CMU). Ju-nior rightside hitter Thomas Pech com-mented, “It was our first game of the day, and a lot of the guys were tired. We played down and got what we deserved.”

That single loss against CMU came back to haunt Case Western Reserve University in the end of pool play. In their final match of the morning against Genesee Community College (GCC) in New York, our Spartans fought hard in two exciting sets. An initial win of 25-20 gave them a shot of landing a first seed in the playoffs. Junior outside hit-ter Ricardo Baco had an amazing game, racking up seven kills and two blocks. However GCC came back strong in the second set and beat the men in an in-tense 27-29 set.

Coming out of pool play with a sec-ond seed, CWRU went up against Ge-neva College to place into the semifi-nals bracket. Again our men had a rough start, giving up a 9-1 run in the opening of the first set. In this game, freshman middle hitter Noah Staton came out of a slump and made some big plays, scor-ing four kills and four blocks. CWRU proceeded to lose both sets 18-25 and 25-27, ending their playoff run there. Geneva went on to victory, placing first overall in the tournament.

Despite having a perfect season, this tournament shows the conditional nature of volleyball. Sophomore middle hitter Greg Beery made a huge difference this weekend, having many big blocks and nasty kills that kept his opponents in the dust. While our Spartan men conclude their season, they look towards next year when they plan on making a much bigger splash in the Pennsylvania-Ohio Volleyball League.

At the end of the day, not so bad for Browns

SinglesWinner School Over School By

C. Krimbill CWRU J. VanMeter CSU 7-6 (7-3), 5-7, 10-5J. Van Der Vloet CSU W. Drougas CWRU 4-6,6-3, 6-3

M. Bellutti CSU V. Simhadri CWRU 7-6, 6-3A. Shabib CSU L. Stuerke CWRU 7-5, 6-3

M. Radosevic CSU J. Dughi CWRU 6-4, 6-3C. Buffington CSU B. van Lent CWRU 6-1, 6-1

DoublesWinner School Over School By

A. Shabib N. Marks CSU C. Krimbill L. Stuerke CWRU 6-4M. Bellutti M. Radosevic CSU W. Drougas A. Komarov CWRU 6-0

J. VanMeter J. Van Der Vloet CSU V. Simhadri B. van Lent CWRU 6-0

Men’s Tennis CWRU 1

Cleveland State 8

SinglesWinner School Over School By

N. Kanagasegar CWRU N. Benda HOPE 6-3, 6-1M. Bonanno CWRU C. Cooper HOPE 6-0, 6-1M. Djohan CWRU C. Capestany HOPE 6-3, 6-2S. Zargham CWRU A. Garcia HOPE 6-3, 6-3

Paige Courts HOPE S. Berchuck CWRU 7-6 (7-5), 2-6, 10-7S. Khadilkar CWRU K. Mader HOPE 6-2, 3-6, 13-11

DoublesWinner School Over School By

N. Kanagasegar S. Zargham CWRU N. Benda C. Capestany HOPE 8-4M. Bonanno M. Djohan CWRU C. Cooper K. Daniel HOPE 8-6S. Khadilkar S. Berchuck CWRU A. Garcia M. Holaway HOPE 8-4

Women’s Tennis CWRU 8

Hope College 1

Men’s volleyball players compete earlier this season.

Courtesy Case Volleyball Club

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Luck of the Irish runs dry in Elite Eight loss

Kentucky narrowly escapes Notre Dame in downtown Cleveland

Mike McKennaDirector of Print

Across the street and an empty parking lot from the Irish fandom kingdom, sits the Harry Buffalo, a bar filled with the Univer-sity of Kentucky faithful.

Kentucky fans are dedicated. There are no teams from the NBA, NFL, NHL or MLB in the state so their state university fills the void. The fans are fanatic.

Before the bar clears out five min-utes before tip off, it’s full of Kentucky devotees waiting for the game. Here’s some of the characters:

Mark: When prodded for a last name, Mark sternly replies Mark. He opens up a bit though when he begins to talk about his team. Mark Mark says he has trav-elled to all of Kentucky’s NCAA Tourna-ment games over the past five years. He put the odds at his two time alma mater beating ND at 98 percent.

Tina and Louis: Louis has lived in Lexington, Kentucky, the home of the University of Kentucky, for her whole life. Tina on the other hand now calls Cleveland home but lived in Lexing-ton for over 15 years. Both are dressed in Kentucky jackets. Both are confi-dent, pegging Kentucky’s odds at 100 percent. They say that the university’s games are treated like an NBA team and that “everything in Lexington is blue and white.”

Steve and Kyle: Steve attended Uni-versity of Kentucky, which he admits was “mainly for the basketball and football.” Kyle on the other hand, didn’t go there, but visited Steve frequently and “enjoyed the hell out of it”. Steve was in the crowd for all but two home games this season and even attended four away games. He put Kentucky’s odds at 50 percent so that he wouldn’t jinx the game. Kyle set his at 80, but admitted if the team lost it would be his fault.

You almost blew it Kyle.

Cleveland hosted the Midwest Region-al of the NCAA Division I Men’s Basket-ball Tournament, affectionately known as March Madness, at the Quicken Loans Arena last weekend. The Q played host to three games, the Sweet 16 matchups of undefeated Kentucky vs. West Virginia and of Notre Dame vs Wichita St. The Thursday night matchups saw the setup of the Regional Championship, Elite Eight, meeting of Kentucky and Notre Dame as they squared off Saturday night to punch their ticket to the Final Four, hosted in In-dianapolis this weekend.

Kentucky, undefeated and considered by many to be the best collegiate team in years was the favorite, but the Notre Dame team and fanbase were primed for an upset. Downtown Cleveland was bust-ing at the seams with fans of both teams and served as a perfect backdrop to the drama at the Q.

A small group of Notre Dame fans without tickets to the big matchup gath-ered at the pre-game rallying spot of the Fighting Irish, Flanery’s Irish Pub to watch the game. This is their story:

8:00 PM At the end of 4th street in downtown Cleveland sits Flannery’s, a block from the Quicken Loans Arena. Hundreds of Notre Dame Fighting Irish fans pass in and out of the bar, prepar-ing for the big game. Thousands more Irish fans and thousands of Kentucky fans rumble down 4th streets and pass on the sidewalk, headed to their seats in the Q. Scalpers on the street corner call out prices for tickets, while cops attempt to

direct both cars and pedestrians through the intersection. It’s game time.

8:10 PM I make it inside of Flannery’s after a brief wait. An Ohio State banner hangs from the ceiling but today the bar is all Irish, Fighting Irish. The pub is packed as people crowd the bar and some younger fans share a round of festive green shots. The Wisconsin-Arizona game is on televi-sion and while it has some importance on the potential future it is an afterthought, only the second game of the night matters.

8:20 PM A pair of dads find their way toward the large windows facing the street and grab chairs for their 8-year-old sons; the boys are best friends and the four of them are going to watch the game togeth-er. The boys are excited and at the same time fight back sleepiness, while decked out in their Notre Dame green and gold.

8:27 PM The Wisconsin-Arizona game comes to a close. As the Wisconsin Bad-gers players cut down the net celebrating their win, the masses flow out of the bar and into the stadium, but a loyal fan base remains behind to watch the game. “Go Irish!” cries bellow through the pub and on the street.

9:30 PM Tipoff from in the Q means excitement at the bar.

9:16 PM Cheers and high fives explode as Notre Dame ties the game at 19 all on a monstrous dunk.

9:24 PM A drive to the hoop ties the game again, as a Notre Dame fan stands on his stool and cheers, getting his fellow fans going.

9:30 PM “Hit it!” Breaks the silence as Notre Dame jumps out to a lead on a long three-pointer, late in the first half.

9:35 PM The teams head into the lock-

er room tied and the fanbase looks both worried and excited.

10:05 PM The Irish grab the lead for the half and the crowd explodes into cheers and high fives.

10:30 PM Following an ongoing back and forth game Notre Dame hits a clutch three to jump to a 59-53 lead. “Go Irish!”

10:32 PM A controversial foul on Notre Dame causes another unified outburst: “What? You have got to be kidding me.”

10:42 PM Notre Dame up 62-61, Irish have possession, victory seems within reach. The upset of the decade on the verge of happening. The bar erupts in the Notre Dame fight song, seeming to almost be trying to calm nerves.

10:44 PM “Ugh!” Kentucky takes back a one point lead.

10:45 PM “Downtown!” Notre Dame hits long three-pointer for a 66-64 lead. Flannery’s erupts as fans jump and scream in excitement.

10:50 PM “Our ball, our ball,” mur-murs float into the air, after the long wait to determine possession and time left on the clock as Notre Dame awaits their fate. ND turns the ball over on the following possession, their first turnover in 29 min-utes of play.

10:52 PM Six seconds, Kentucky goes to the line to sink two free throws. The crowd is silent.

10:53 PM Notre Dame misses their fi-nal second shot, as time expires the col-lective breath of the crowd lets go, their chance at history slipped through their fingers.

10:55 PM The crowds begin to leave the Q, the Notre Dame fans flow past, sol-emn, so close to victory.

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Each swimmer has a different pref-erence on where he wants to race from, though. Hamilton likes being right in the middle. Tam wants to be placed right or left of the top seed, giving him the moti-vation to catch the supposed fastest guy in the pool. Hudgins is most comfort-able swimming two lanes removed from the middle. However Haufler thrives for an “outside smoke,” which is where the racer in the farthest outside lane, ranked the lowest, ends up beating the rest of the field. “My favorite race was the 200-free-style relay race at the UAA champion-ships a few years ago,” said Haufler. “We were seeded in lane eight, dead last, that outside smoke position, and then we killed it. We came in second.”

For those who only watch swim-ming once every four years when the Olympics roll around, the sport seems

straightforward enough: be the fastest to the wall. However as all the Spartans mentioned, transferring their knowledge of the sport to their friends can be dif-ficult. “There are multiple strokes and races are decided by tenths on even hun-dredths of a second,” said Haufler. “Try-ing to explain that all our training comes down to that small of a difference can be hard to explain. In other sports, it’s straightforward—the other team scored two goals or whatever.”

“It’s hard to try and explain that even though we didn’t win, we still could’ve done really well,” said Hudgins.

Despite competing in a more obscure sport than the team sports everyone thinks of, each of the Spartans has a love for the sport, grown since they all began swimming at a young age. Each has his own trials he has overcome to reach this level of athleticism and of success. For Haufler this marks the end of his com-petitive swimming career. Hamilton and

Hudgins stand at the beginning of their collegiate careers. However for every-one it is the now the offseason, and both Hamilton and Hudgins are looking for-ward to not doing much, though they know the consequences. “Taking a day off in swimming makes a huge differ-ence,” said Hamilton. “The few weeks we go without working out affect get-ting back into it.”

However as Tam pointed out, the off-season brings nearly as much working out, maybe just not in the pool. “I lift a lot during the offseason,” said Tam. “It’s all endurance training during the season, so the offseason is the only time we get to work on strength and on dif-ferent lifts.” Hamilton and Hudgins are new to the college process and will join their teammates in staying somewhat ready for next season, but Haufler has the biggest adjustment of all to make. “I have a lot of time on my hands,” said Haufler with a smile. “I actually have

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NCAA DIII Swimming Championship

Men’s Swimming EventsEvent Time Winner

500 yr. Free 4:32.58 D. Hamilton

200 yr. Free Relay 1:24.89 CWRU Team

400 yr. IM 4:03.30 D. Hamilton

400 yr. Medley Relay 3:28.46 CWRU Team

100 yd. Butterfly 49.85 A. Tam

800 yr. Free 6:45.37 CWRU Team

200 yr. Butterfly 1:51.27 A. Tam

200 yr. Backstroke 1:53.18 O. Hudgins

1,650 yr. Free 15:56.83 D. Hamilton

400 yr. Free Relay 3:06.23 CWRU Team

Editor’s choiceThe view from the other bar

time for Netflix and video games, which is really weird considering I have nearly three more hours a day.” However the freedom is bittersweet. “I love racing, and it’s weird knowing I won’t be in my top physical form like I was while swimming,” said Haufler.

As the season draws to a close, the Spartans can hold their heads high for representing CWRU at the highest level.

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A journey to MLB Spring Training

As the plane took off from Cleveland Hopkins International Airport, a casual glance around the cabin confirmed my sus-picion, that half the flight was heading to the same place I was, other than the obvious flight destination.

That flight destination was Phoenix, Arizona, but the true journey was to Major League Baseball’s (MLB) Spring Training. The Cleveland Indians, as well as my home-town team the Chicago Cubs, join 13 other MLB clubs in the Phoenix Metropolitan area each February and March in making up the Cactus League, while the other 15 clubs play in Florida’s Grapefruit League. This year the Indians’ pitchers and catchers reported to their Player Development Complex in Good-year Arizona on Wednesday, Feb. 18, as the full squad suited up for the first time a few days later on Monday, Feb. 22. With Spring Training drawing to an end with Sunday’s Opening Day, this system makes for an ex-citing 46 days of baseball under the clear blue skies of the Arizona desert and Florida sun.

The purpose of Spring Training is sim-ple: gather one’s team together and begin to shake off the rust that builds up during the off-season. Furthermore teams build chemistry with the new acquisitions, work on baseball mechanics and finally determine final rosters from their current pool of base-ball talent, from the veterans to the minor leaguers fighting for a spot on the major league roster. These important preseason processes are carried out both in the train-ing facilities and practice fields and also through daily games at the 10 stadiums for the 15 major league clubs.

Last season the Indians also had high hopes entering the season. With a Cy Young-winning and breakout year from right-hand-ed pitcher Corey Kluber and a high-powered offense led by left fielder Michael Brantley, catcher Yan Gomes and second baseman Jason Kipnis, the Indians looked primed to contend for the American League division title and advance past the Wild Card game,

where their season ended the year prior. However the Indians faded down the stretch due in part to injuries and saw division rivals, Kansas City Royals, come to not only take their spot in the playoffs but also make their way to win the American League Pennant and compete for the World Series.

This spring the Indians have been focus-ing on enhancing roster, staying healthy and finding a balance of veterans and new blood in the major league clubhouse. A few of the decisions have come down to this final week, as Zach McAllister and T.J. House have won the two remaining open jobs in the Cleve-land Indians’ starting rotation. The addition of Brandon Moss from Oakland Athletics along with Brantley and an improvement from right fielder David Murphy should cre-ate a formidable outfield. Murphy attempted to make the transition from left field, Brant-ley’s position, over to right. His struggles last season have led to an increased dedication to learning the position this spring. This is a part of the spring training process. The Indians have a 13-16 record thus far this spring train-ing, and while this record seems disappoint-ing for a team, the focus is on improvement and making the tough decisions on building a competitive team for this season.

The Cleveland Indians play at the small but intimate Goodyear Ballpark, which they share with their Ohio neighbors, the Cincin-nati Reds. The fairly-new facility opened its doors in 2009 and has served as the joint home of the Reds and Indians ever since. The stadium holds 10,000 fans, and the layout places each seat close enough to the action that there is no bad seat in the house. The paths from the parking lot to the gates are lined with palm trees, a rarity in Ohio, and they serve as reminder of this place being a baseball-focused paradise. However Good-year and all the parks attempt to bring the flavors of home to the Phoenix area as well. Goodyear provides Bertman’s Ball Park Mustard for your hotdog at each concession stand, which is a Cleveland fan-favorite. On the other hand, a Skyline Chili-dog can be bought at a stand down the left field line, a Cincinnati staple.

Spring Training games are baseball at its purest, but perhaps not finest. The fans who attend are some of the most dedicated base-ball fans in the country. A typical conversa-tion ranges from debating the top prospects to talking about the quirks of each team’s home stadium, discussing each team’s po-tential. Every fan is filled with hopes for the upcoming season. The players are laid back, and the roster cycles through both the ex-pected starters and the prospects. Kids and adults alike line up by the dugouts before and after the game, hoping to meet their heroes and maybe snag an autograph. Baseball is in the air, and the weather isn’t half bad either.

The Indians have been flying rather under the radar this spring but seem comfortable with their approach to the season. The Tribe is still without slugger Nick Swisher and will start the season without him due to injury. While they should be able to start the season

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fine without him, the team is obviously at its best when everyone is healthy. However de-spite the quiet offseason that saw high-profile trades and free-agent signings from other clubs, the Indians are once again considered the top opposition for the Detroit Tigers in the AL Central. As such the Indians are consis-tently ranked amongst the top 15 ball clubs heading into Opening Day.

During spring training every team is on equal footing. However this is baseball and anything could happen, any and every team could win the World Series come October. A week at Spring Training is an escape from reality, with shorts and baseball in March. This escape from the cold and reality of the season ends this weekend, as the MLB kicks off its season on Sunday, but the stadiums will patiently await until hope springs anew in baseball fans next year and another spring training begins.

Left FieldMichael Brantley

Center FieldMichael Bourn

Right FieldBrandon Moss

Third BaseLonnie Chisenhall

ShortstopJosé Ramirez

Second BaseJason Kipnis

First BaseCarlos Santana

CatcherYan Gomes

Designated HitterNick Swisher

PitcherCorey Kluber

Indian’s Opening Day Roster

Top: The Arizona desert gives way to the sun and fun of spring training. Left: Trevor Bauer pitches for the Indians during spring training, Bauer re-earned his spot in the starting rotation this spring. Middle: The Indians watch the games intently from the dugout. Right: Indians minor league prospect Giovanny Urshela connects with a solid pitch in a spring training game against the Chicago Cubs.

All photos JP. O’Hagan/Observer

Sun and baseball fun

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