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7/29/2019 Volume 93, Issue 17
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A special edition of The Souths Liveliest College Newspaper
ESTABLISHED 1911, GEORGIA INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY, ATLANTA GA
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Hell GeorgiaTO
TUESDAYNOVEMBER20, 2007
ONLINE: www.nique.net
All the news that fits, we print.
Almost 100 percent new content!
VOLUME 93, ISSUE 17
Frustrated by drought, U[sic]GA declares war on Nature
By Gowin Noware/ STUDENT PUBLICATIONS
Admiral P. Nut Brane leads his troops onto the Bulldog Boat. Howeversince Stinky Creeks water level fell the boat is now stuck in the dirt.
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terrorist Nature togive up the rain.
Mike AdamsU[sic]GA president
By Yerr Wronge/ STUDENT PUBLICATIONS
Matthew Stafford stresses out on the show Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader. The shows questionswere of a much greater level of difficulty than what Stafford is accustomed to as a U[sic]GA student.
Quarterback appears on game show
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It is, uh, honorable
to receive thishonorary degreetoday with so muchhonor; Im like,totally honored.
Caitlin UptonMiss Teen South Carolina
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2 Tuesday, November 20, 2007 To Hell With Geo rgia TO HELL WITH NEWS
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THWUGA: As muchabout us as them
By Ima Jeenyus/ STUDENT PUBLICATIONS
Left: After years of trying to solve the Rubiks Cube with no success, a U[sic]GA student smashed thetoy out of utter frustration. Right: The student proudly holds the re-assembled and now solved cube.
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Profs abandon U[sic]GA dueto incompetence of students
By Ima Dummy/ STUDENT PUBLICATIONS
One of U[sic]GAs top students reviews a Blinking textbook. Many ofthe schools professors are now rejecting this level of scholarship.
SGA vote to fund truckshow has shortcomings
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Trucks like this were seeking funding from U[sic]GA to maximize theeffectiveness of their trucks. The bill failed due to common sense.
Bills passed Allocation to Farmers Guild
Allocation to MRS Club
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These four images are just a few of the examples of the trouble art students are having in Athens.Administrators are scrambling to find a solution to this ever growing problem among the students.
You fill out taxes,you use a crayon.You fill out a fakeID, you use a crayon.Weve got to get thisprogram down sostudents arent lost.
Albert RainbowDean, School of Art
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All week long U[sic]GA has been preparing for Michael Vick.Although the rumor is false U[sic]GA refuses to be fooled.
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Herschel Walker and John Heisman prepare for their epic fight against each other. Heisman hasbeen resurrected from the dead to defend his trophy from the likes of Walker and Steve Spurrier.
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I heard...that Vickwould be joiningTechs team. Withthis information, Iwill be revampingour plan...
Mark RichtGeorgia Head Coach