How To Be A Perfect CIT/The 10 Commandments of a Great CITBy Roxanne “CIT Shrink” Glassenberg

So, CITs, can you live up to my impossibly high standards? Read and find out…1. ALWAYS give your campers candy.2. NEVER complain about work. Aren’t we enough?3. Even CITs are not perfect. You can admit when you make mistakes. We definitely will make fun of you. Forever.4. CRAZY hair is a must. (See Dante Capone).5. It WILL rain on CIT day (disclaimer: it might not). Deal with it.6. Hail the Daily Double CITs. They do a LOT and are underappreciated. (Thx guyz)!7. You are only delaying Nina’s inevitable world domination. Either join us OR DIE!!! (CITs, we need you help us).8. Love camp with your whole heart, if you don’t already…9. Share your lives/interest with us. We are curious and want to look out for you. 10. Just know that you ROCK!!!!!!!

CIT NicknamesBy Livvy Segall (with the help of someone on this list: guess who!)

David Baler - Dumb DJack Beal - Back JealLinden Colby - Lindy DindyAlasdair Mackenzie - Crisis MackenzieMatt Okun - Oak treeEliza Reiter - Reiter The WriterNellie Rogers - Smelly NellieRyan Accardi- Ryan So FartyAdrianna Brown - Bad Egg BrownDrew Keavany - Abe LincolnMichael Landestoy - LandestroyerGabbie Martucci - GabbersAnna Oehlkers - Elsa OehlkersChautaqua Ordway - Chaddy-AquaSam Rochelle - Not AdamGabi Shiner - Shining Orly Jam Smith - On ToastNatalie Andrews - Nancy DrewsDante Capone - Dante The EvilJack D’Angelo - Baby dangeloSarah Krier - Krazy KrierGus Laughlin - Augustus WatersRachel Patten - Rachel PlattenTheresa Selva - Theresa Sell-yaSimenesh Semine -Simeneesh Seemeene

The Daily Double sincerely thanks Chautauqua, Gabbie, Anna, Gus, and Jack B. for their help inspiring, editing, and assembling the paper every

day. You wouldn’t be reading this without all their hard work!

Gus and AnnaBy Lindsey Gilfeather

Some Reasons Why Gus and Anna are Awesome CITS!1. They are both CITs for the majority of my classes (Gus-4, Anna-3)2. They’re both pretty fabulous.3. They were both eight year campers! 4. Gus and Anna love Harry Potter (the grestest book series)5. They are always on time- and even when they’re not, they’re fashionably late.

Daily DoubleVolume 46, Issue 13BGuest Editor: Ryan Kane

Chautauqua By Claudia Schmidt

C an do improve like a proH as a UkeleleA crobatics are not his strengthU ltimate dancerT o take oboe lessons is his dreamA wesome future screen writerU nderstands his true feelings Q uietly eats his snacks U ses campers’ guitar picksA mazing C.I.T

Chautauqua is one of the BEST C.I.Ts ever! He always makes you laugh and tells the best stories! His singing and acting skills are amazing and I hope he becomes a Junior Counselour next year!! We love you!!

CIT CouplesBy Roxanne Glassenberg

Gabi Shiner/Matt OkenGabbie Martucci/Jack BealSimenesh Semine/Jack D’AngeloEliza Reiter/Sam RochelleAdrianna Brown/Jam SmithLinden Colby/Drew KeavanySarah Krier/ Crisis MacKenzieAnna Oehlkers/Chautauqua OrdwayNellie Rogers/Michael LandestoyRachel Patten/Ryan AccardiNatalie Andrews/Dante CaponeTheresa Selva/Gus Laughlin (with David Baler jealous of them)

CIT’s, if you are reading this and have a boyfriend/girldfriend, dump them immediately for your match on this list!

CIT Origin StoryBy Katie Predella

We all know and love the CIT’s of camp, but the real question is, how did they get here? Well, now there’s an answer.

One typical day at camp, the campers were all eating lunch underneath the tent stage. This is when the AIT’s (Aliens In Training) attacked the campus. Smelling the delicious pizza, they destroyed the tent stage. They wrecked havoc on the camp, and everyone in it. The counselors tried to stop them, but unfortunately they were no match for the powerful AIT’s. They took all the pizza, and all the desert. They made the sculpture classes build temples to them, and the drawing classes do portraits of them. They forced the writing classes into writing stories about them, and gave the music classes new songs about them to play. Each class tried to fight back against the evil AIT’s, but it was all to no avail. The kids were very unhappy, and the counselors were concerned for the welfare of the camp. Parents threatened to pull their children from the program if they didn’t do something about the pesky AIT’s. The counselors decided that they needed to hire some undercover agents to help stop the AIT’s. They hired a group of people, and called them CIT’s. You may know this as Counselors In Training, but it really stands for Combatiers in Training. Each night, after camp was over, the CIT’s got together and trained for the big battle to fight against the AIT’s. Finally, the day had come to take back CRCAP. The CIT’s gathered in the carpool circle, drawing the attention of the AIT’s. They fought the AIT’s for half of the day, while the other campers ran around campus, gathering supplies for them. However, one of the AIT’s set a force field around them so they couldn’t escape. The Counselors fought with the CIT’s, but were quickly taken down. It was up to the CIT’s to save the camp. After many long, hard hours of battling, they finally defeated and banished the AIT’s. The camp was free. Today, we still have CIT’s in case the AIT’s decide to return. After camp, they train together, preparing for the day when the AIT’s invade once more. Now you know why we have CIT’s, and why we are so thankful to have them protecting our camp.

Staff couples at CRCAP (not all of them)By Mya Grossman

Gabi Shiner/Matt OkunSara Krier/Alasdair MacKenzieGabbie Martucci/Jam SmithLinden Colby/David BalerAnna Oehlkers/Chautauqua OrdwayTorie Davids/Cooper Evans

13 Other CIT Acronymsby Maia Kahn

Yesterday, I didn’t know what to write for today’s issue, so Walker gave me the idea for this article. It’s pretty random and weird, but WHO CARES! Here it is:

C.I.T = Counselor in Trainingor…

1. Considerably Impressive Teenager

2. Camper In Training (PLOT TWIST!!!!)

3. Cucumber In Texas4. Comically Inactive Toe5. Celebrated Italian Tomato6. Chautauqua Is Thebest*7. Child In Traffic8. Charismatic Ice Turtle9. Constantly Interrupted Talker10. Cherished Imaginary Teaspoon11. Cookie In Trouble12. Considerate Iron Toothbrush13. Certainly Isn’t Talented (Just

kidding!)

*Since today is CIT day, every CIT is the best! Thanks to all the amazing CITs who put up with us children all day and do a great job being helpful art people. *gives cookies to everyone* **

**Chautauqua is pretty awesome, though.

CITs: Most Likely To...By Nina Kahn, ft. some other people

FIRST YEARS:Nandrews: Most likely to own every color of crayonDante: Most likely to be a mad scientist and destroy the universeJack D: Most likely to sew a quilt that could cover the surface of JupiterSarah: Most likely to actually be Bowser in disguise Gus: Most likely to be part of Taylor Swift’s squadRachel: Most likely to buy a cute little beach house and have 15 catsTheresa: Most likely to be too good for this world, too pure.Simenesh: Most likely to whip until her arm falls off

SECOND YEARS:Ryan: Most likely to have 20 Spotify Playlists, but only listen to 4 of themAdrianna: Most likely to make a great omeletteDrew: Most likely to become a hermit on a remote island with only the company of his camera and a few sheepMichael: Most likely to be a Pokemon trainerGabbie: Most likely to have a portal to another dimension in her closetAnna: Most likely to be a Disney PrincessChautauqua: Most likely to be on KidzBopSam: Most likely to clone himself and create a new race of SamsGabi: Most likely to be a Broadway star by day, and a spy by nightfallJam: Most likely to become a successful Ronald Reagan impersonator

JUNIOR COUNSELORS:David: Most likely to run away and join the circus to fulfill his dream of clowningJack B: Most likely to have a hoard of guinea pigs under his bedLinden: Most likely to teach a bunch of campers to fake their death using nothing but blue makeupAlasdair: Most likely to become the most problematic human alive Matt: Most likely to hand out guitars to random people on the street and start a band of people he doesn’t even knowEliza: Most likely to secretly be part of the Illuminati Nellie: Most likely to travel only on rollerskates

CIT Name Puns (sort of)by the Make puns out of people’s names festival offering

David Hay BalerJack The Real Deal BealLinen ClosetBanister McCan’tSeeRug SoakinLies WriterSmelly JoggersTryin’ TooHardyAdreamOnA CrownDraw CleanlyPopsicle ChipsAhoyGrabAYellow (hunk of) Blue CheeseOnAn OakTreeChihuahua on BroadwayMan Roche Brothers HotelGabby Whiner (we spelled it like that on purpose)Jelly FishCatastrophe BobDon’tEat IceCreamConeWhack AngelMascara CryerBus ChuckleFacial CopyrightThere’sA Shelf!*Sigh*ManIShould SeeMonet

A Few CIT (Bad) NicknamesBy Gabe Levine

David Baler = David Baily (Photographer From 1900’s)Jack Beal = Bake BearLinden Colby = Linnen CosbyAlasdair Mackenzie = AtLastTheres Mak-EN-CheezMatt Okun = Fat Token Eliza Reiter = Eli BiteHerNellie Rogers = Jelly DodgersRyan Accardi = Die’in AccordianGus Laughlin = Toby McGuireAnna Oehlkers = Ain’t I OakwoodsDante Cappone = Dainty CapricornAdrianna Brown = Adrianna Grande

CIT AnagramsBy Ryan Kane

For those of you that don’t know what an anagram is, it’s when you take a word or phrase, and you mix it around to make another word or phrase. For example, the word anagram is an anagram of nag a ram. So what I did was took the first letter of all the CIT’s first names and made some anagrams. Oh and by the way not all of them use every letter. So here they are:

● Sandcastles● Cameraman● Dreamland● Classmate● Calendars● Grammar● Actress● Sandman● Damaged● Scanned● Manager● Smart● Jars● Gems● Rare● Rats● Star● Mad● Salt● Red

And that’s only 20 of the 1,445 anagrams for djlamenradmgacsgjndjsgrts. And also I didn’t find all of these by myself. I used a cool website called wordsmith.org/anagram. It’s really simple, all you have to do is type something in and it comes up with a whole list of things. That’s pretty much it I guess so bye.

Ask Harry PotterBy Rachel Alpert-Wisnia

Hello again! So … today I found out that Ron and Hermione have been dating for months! How cute <3 I’ll be answering 3 questions, my last questions. SO SUBMIT QUESTIONS NOW OR I’LL AVADA KEDAVRA YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First Question: LONG LIVE DRAKO-harry hater

My answer:Long DIE Drako.

Second Question: LOL - #?

My answer:I had no idea what you wrote so I just put a question mark. LOL! #RELATABLE

Third Question:In the movies you didn’t repair your wand after you threw it. How do you do magic?

My answer:Sooooo…. when I through the wand, I did it for a reason. To get rid of it. So why would I want to repair it? The answer to the next question will never be told. NEVER.

Stay tuned for Ask Harry 7!

The Advice Column CrashBy Don’t Ask Us

It’s been long, hard week in terms of questions. Our advice column slot is running dry. Today we got 2 questions. 2. Our all time low for the session, and possibly ever. We’re struggling to survive this awful time of sorrow. Only you can help us. Every time you submit a question, you help save a life. Our life. (T: We don’t have a life… K: That’s besides the point!). Please, we beg you, submit more questions to Don’t Ask Us. If you submit 2 questions, you get free metaphorical socks as a gift for your generosity. Thank you, and here are today’s questions.

Q: Omg I cant stop txting some1 help me b4 its 2 late! TTYL, Txting GirlA: But this isn’t a text message, it’s writing! Looks like you’re curing your own problem. Yay!

Q: Why does walker have bfingers? - Txting GirlA: Walker actually has chicken fingers for fingers. (Fun fact courtesy of Katie, who took great risks to get this information T: They tasted pretty good…)

That’s all for today. Txting Girl wins the first pair of metaphorical socks. Don’t forget to drop by our advice column and submit some questions! Every question helps us. Thanks!

Camping Trip EssentialsBy the “Plan a Camping Trip” Festival Offering

-BUG SPRAY-TENT ---> Giant tent (borrow the tent stage?)-Music speakers-TV-Couch-Fridge and coolers-Air mattress (good ones)-Blankets-Mike Haas (to set everything up for us)-3-4 Backpacks-Books and movies-Kayaks and oars (that row themselves)-First aid kit-Mountain bikes-SMORES-Oven/fire-Camper van-Shower-Sun screen-Hand sanitizer-Enough clothes-Jack, Georgia and Anna (squad)-Camo-Phones/cameras-Pillows to build forts-Balls to do sports (4 square)-Candy-Sketch pad + pen-Pool

Top 10 reasons camp is awesome!By David Martin

10. It makes people forget about school9. You’ll have an amazing time8. The class choices. 7. The counselors and CITs6. CIT day5. Lestival offerings,4. le memorays3. cowbell2. the Ice Cream Social1. the people you meet.

The Dominant Hands of the CITs and JCsBy Christine Foster

People’s dominant hand can say many things, so I with the help of the Photojournalism class and the Daily Double’s resident Second Year tree CIT, Gabbie Martucci, decided to ask the CITs and JCs what their dominant hands were. These

Will this reveal of the lack of diversity enough to encourage Aaron Gelb to hire more non-right handed individuals? Will Nicci ever find out that Gerald is her long lost brother? Find out next week on: Gassip Gurl

were the results:

Right handed: 22

Left handed: 3

Ambidextrous: 0

What does the low rate of left handed and ambidextrous people a c o i n c i d e n c e , or intentional? Does this mean that CRCAP is a handiest camp?

Cool and crazy things people found at the beach!By Mya Grossman

This is more of a list then an article so here I go.

● In Texas, They found a bottle with a note and a braclet that the note called “lucky”

● In Yuigahama, A GIANT lego man washed up onto shore

● In Italy, one person found a rock that looks exactly like bacon.

● A rock that looks like a little piece of sushi.

● Part of a rocketship that fell into the sea.

● A perfectly smooth, round rock, found on the beach in Iceland

BYE!

15 Crazy FactsBy: Rachel Alpert-Wisnia

1. A blue whale tongue weighs more than an elephant!2. A wedding ring goes on the left ring finger because it is the only

finger with a vain that connects to the heart. <33. After the premiere of Doctor Who, bowties were sold 94% more. 4. If you go to Wendy’s and say “I’m lost and don’t have money,” staff

are forced to give you free food, according to their policy.5. There is a village in the country Wales named

Ilanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.6. If a YouTube video is buffering, press the up arrow and you can play

the famous game, “Snake” with the dots of the circle. 7. If you search 241543903 in Google Images, you will find a bunch of

pictures of people putting their heads in refrigerators. 8. If you watch every single SAW Movie, the number of minutes you

watched will add up to 666 minutes.9. Ghostsingles.com is a dating website for ghosts. Ghostsingles.com-

The Best Dating Site For Dead Singles! 10. Attempting to committing suicide was once illegal in England. The

punishment was death! Convenient. 11. If you put headphones in your nostrils, and open your mouth, you

mouth acts as a speaker!12. In 1997, Yahoo turned down the offer to acquire Google for $1

million. Google now earns over $58 billion every year! 13. Gandhi once wrote a letter to his friend begging him not to start a

war. That friend was Hitler.14. You have already forgotten 40% of yesterday.15. Turtles can breathe through their butts and pee through their mouths.

Gross!

Woah! Those facts were crazy!

Ask CooperBy Cooper the Cat

I got 3 questions today, so let’s jump into them!

1: Do you like Steak Fries? - BarryMmmmmmm… Steak

2: Dear Cooper, Do another with don’t ask us.Ummmmm… K: We’d like to have you again *Smiles suspiciosly* C: No thanks

3: Why? -?What? -!

Well those are all the questions I got today. Send me some more questions!

Idea Box Questions (Again?)By James Welt

Hi guys! Today I will be annoying the heck out of all of you by answering the things you put in the idea box! Lets begin *dramatic flourish*.

1. Make a DD logo (daily double)I would do this but the Daily Double tyrants won’t let me. They also hate human sacrifice.*long Wail* Walker: Hey you! Keep working! Me: Sorry your majesty(Walker is actually nothing like this he’s awesome)

2. Be Happy!NEVER!!!!!!

3. Write article about blahBlah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah BLah BLAh BLAH!!!!

4.SERIOUS-LYExcuse me? This is anything but serious.

5. Interview with evil danteWhy me?*shudder*

6. Make a quiz “Are you a duck a goose or ketchup?”You think this idea isA. Amazing!!!B.TERIBBLE!!!C. Like totally my like style because i’m like so popular and everyone likes me.

If you answered A you are a duckIf you answered B your a gooseIf you answered C your ketchup

That’s all for now folks!*loony tunes theme*-James Welt

Fun ways to make an impression!By Tillie Slosser

Sometimes you meet someone you want to make like you, or to remember you. Or you just want to annoy them. I can tell you how to do that.

1. Stare at someone for a long time. When they ask what you are doing say, “ You have lovely eyebrows2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask “if they want fries with that”3. When you meet someone you like, say “Hey Cutie I’m a vampire”4. At *shudders* school, lean against your crush’s locker and say “So.. come here often?” 5. Pretend phone conversations. You can have a lot of fun with these!6. Specify that your meal is to to go at the drive through7. Laugh randomly, then say, “ Sorry, my laugh track is glitching”8. Shout “ You lose!!” every time someone blinks. Explain that you were holding a staring contest. If your friend does this to you, or they do it back, raise your eyebrow and say “ That is soooo yesterday.9. Look at your friend (only your friend) for a while then shout “YOU’RE ONE OF THEM!!” and back away10. Slap your head and say “ Why won’t you guys shut up?!?!”11. Whenever someone says something (normal like hello) you can: A) Start squealing and say, “ You said my fav word!!!” or B) “excuse me, but I find that extremly rude” or C) say “ Fred, are you in there?”12. Go to McDonalds and order a sad meal13. Run up to your friend and yell “MOMMY!” 14. Go to Dunkin’ Donuts and ask for a frappuccino

Asking Staff for Free CandyBy Ryan Kane

Right now I’m in the mood for candy so I’m gonna ask peoples for candy and see what they say. So let’s start.

Walker: You can have candy if you write me a 700,000 word article about the cold war.

Chautauqua: If you write a 2,000 word article about Jamaica.

Drew: I don’t have any candy.

Caer: I don’t have any candy to give you.

Gabby: Does gum count as candy?

Ok so that’s pretty much it I guess. If you want me to ask more staff more questions, just write down a question or name of staff in my advice column Awkward Advice and put the word ASK at the bottom. Oh and also goodbye peoples!

The 5 most sexist Disney moviesBy Eleanor Dunne

As plenty of people know, most Disney movies are not the best thing to show young girls, as it can give them the wrong ideas. Here are the top 5 most sexist Disney movies, in no particular order.

5. Cinderella: cleaning. Talking to birds and animals. Dearest wish is to go to a ball and meet a prince. Waiting for a prince to rescue her. This film is undeniably sexist.

4. Beauty and the Beast: Though Belle is cool, Stockholm Syndrome. ‘Nuff said.

3. Aladdin: This movie is racist as well as sexist. Some people say they can see Aladdin’s skin get fairer when he married Jasmine.

2. Sleeping Beauty: Ugh. Prince. Rescue. Princess. ENOUGH. SAID.

1. The Little Mermaid: Where do I begin to describe The Little Mermaid? Ariel gives up her voice to get with a prince she’s never met, and only likes him for his looks. Then, Eric chooses Ariel for her looks. Not to mention, in Poor Unfortunate Souls Ursula is making people see flaws in themselves to drum up her business. To quote: “This one longing to be thinner, that one wants to get the girl, and do I help them? Yes, indeed.” Also, “you’ll have your looks, your pretty face. And don’t underestimate the importance of body language, ha!” This is the MOST SEXIST Disney movie by FAR.

Mulan and Brave are the best princess movies. Mulan shows how she can stand up for herself, and saves all of China. Merdia competes in an archery competition for her own hand and WINS. She don’t need no man.

Women on the Twenties: How America’s Money is Changing for the BetterLindsey Gilfeather

Feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

Basically, feminism is the idea that women deserve to be equal to men wherever they are around the world. Whether it’s the workplace or on social media, women deserve to be equal to men. Often, feminism is mistaken for misandry, which is the hatred or distrust of males. Feminism is something completely different. It stands for equality for everyone(women, men, and everything in between).

Over the past year, a new movement has started called WomenOn20s. They had an online poll that asked the reader to choose between 15 women that would be potential candidates for the twenty dollar bill. Over the span of ten weeks, the choices were narrowed to four heroines: Wilma Mankiller, Eleanor Roosevelt, Rosa Parks, and Harriet Tubman. The voters chose one woman at the end: Harriet Tubman. More than 600,000 votes were casted overall.

There are many reasons why it is ideal to have a woman on our paper currency, whether it’s a ten or twenty dollar bill. Children growing up in America will finally grow up seeing female role models that shaped the nation. Instead of seeing just men, young girls will see more women as leaders and it will hopefully inspire them to become leaders themselves.