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“Some people attend church three times: When they are hatched, When they are matched, and When they are dispatched.”
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“How long a minute depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on”.
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“Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill”.
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“A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol”.
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“A perfect guest is one who makes his host feels at home”.
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“A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it when it starts to rain”.
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“A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized”.
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“Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it’s been stepped on”.
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“A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers”.
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book”.
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“The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.”
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“If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip”.
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“We are, each of us, angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other”.
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