Valentine's Day Guide For Men In India
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Valentine’s Day in IndiaConfucius’ Quotes to Survive
FOR MEN
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Valentine’s Day in India is Challenging!
AFP PHOTO/Prakash SINGH AFP
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Challenges Indian Men Face on Valentine’s Day
CULTURE BRIGADE
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PARENTS GIRLFRIEND
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Confucius has Answers! But, Don’t Worry!
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Who was Confucius?
He taught Kung Fu to Jackie Chan
Philosopher & Teacher from China
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INDIAN PARENTS!
Indian parents want to know what you are up to! - Who are you talking to on the phone? - What are your doing outside on a Sunday?
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Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.“ Confucius says…
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KEEP YOUR PARENTS IN THE DARK
Exploit their ignorance about what you are up to on Valentine’s Day. Come up with
creative excuses. “I am volunteering for a blood donation camp” can win your parent’s hearts and get you special
attention when you are back! Just make sure you have needle mark to show.
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CULTURE BRIGADE!
Beware of the culture brigade hell-bent on enforcing ‘Indian moral values’!
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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying small stones.“ Confucius says…
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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.“BE READY FOR A FACE-OFF
If you have gone all the way to hoodwink your parents to meet your girlfriend, the culture brigade can be easily outwitted. Just wear a saffron T-shirt and have a spare greeting card professing your
devotion to your sister! Deploy these assets only under extreme duress.
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GIRLFRIEND!
One wrong move, and you wish Valentine’s Day never happened!
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The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their proper names.“ Confucius says…
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NEVER PISS OFF YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Make sure you don’t:1.Mix-up the name of your girlfriend in the card2.Pretend that you are having a good time3.Write poems. You will only create a suspicion about what you actually meant!
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I DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Don’t worry! Confucius has an answer for all the single men on Valentine's Day!
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Poor food and water for dinner, a bent arm for a pillow – that is where joy resides.“ Confucius says…
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I LOVE THIS CONFUCIUS GUY!
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“ He who creates a Jodi Logik biodata will never celebrate Valentine’s Day alone.
Confucius says…
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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