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USS NEW JERSEY BB-16 SUNK!

Bombs screamed as they descended on the

USS New Jersey BB-16, USS Virginia

BB-13, and USS Alabama BB-8, sinking

them off Cape Hatteras, N.C. in September

of 1923. Army Air Corp Martin NBS-1

bombers led by flying legend Brig. General

William "Billy" Mitchell conducted the

bombing test. The BB-16 was commissioned on May 12th. 1906. The ships main

armament was 12, 8, and 6 inch guns.

FYI: The USS New Jersey BB-62 is alive and well! She is still afloat on the

Delaware River in Camden, New Jersey.

STATEMENT OF POLITICAL and MORAL CORRECTNESS

Full noodle frontery will not be displayed on any of the pages included

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This paper contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.

The publisher supports the natural release of Hydrogen - 1% ~ 50% /

Carbon Dioxide - 10% - 30% / Oxygen - 1% ~10% / Methane - 1% ~

10% into the atmosphere. (fart)

We also comply with the data recycling act of 1997.

We respect and celebrate Groundhog Day.

We fully support efforts to save the world's remaining

octothorpeazoids in their natural habitat.

The surgeon general warns that doing most anything can be harmful.

We used to be a member of FDIC.

Batteries not included. Some assembly may be required.

No animals were harmed in the testing of these pages, although some

were aroused.

This paper was proof read but only for this time zone.

This statement was prepared upon the urging and advise of our legal counsel, Mel Practiss and Freida Convict.

The Aisle Seat

Two Radical Iranians boarded a flight out of London. One took a

window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before

takeoff a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the

Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling

in when the Radical Iranian in the window seat said, “I need

to get up and get a glass of goats milk.”

“Don’t get up,” said the Marine, “I’m in the aisle seat, “I’ll

get it for you.”

As soon as he left, one of the Iranian’s picked up the

Marine’s shoe and spit in it. When the Marine returned with the goats

milk, the other Iranian said, “That looks good, I’d really like one, too.”

So again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the

other Iranian picked up the Marines other shoe and spit in it. When the

Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and

knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his

Iranian neighbors... “Why does it have to be this way? Just how long

must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This

animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in goats milk?”

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. Hugh W., Dover, DE