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★.Generation InceptiOn.★: -Unscripted- K_12015 GI

documents Chatroom✐Part 1

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InceptionBunn%: &up. '(

P!um)B!ossom: O# #e%* +%ara, : Prett% nit% c#atroom* isn/t it

InceptionBunn%: ea#* it/s a!ri#t. I/3e ot not#in 4etter to do

so... '(

P!um)B!ossom: e#e. I see... 6u6 7e!! I 8ust stopped 4% 4ecause I

t#ou#t seein t#e roup interact o3er c%4erspace 9ou!d 4e

interestin.

InceptionBunn%: ou/re rea!!% de3oted to %our researc# aren/t

%ou ;

P!um)B!ossom: O# %es. no9 9#en e3er%one e!se is s#o9in

up

InceptionBunn%: ?ot a !ot o peop!e actua!!% use t#is t#in* Pen. '

= It/s 8ust me* !u"ernutter and ?ut Butt most o t#e time.

P!um)B!ossom: O#. Is t#at rea!!% a!!

InceptionBunn%: ?o. &ometimes inc#ie 9i!! !o on too. It/s 8ust

rare...

P!um)B!ossom: &o... more ma!es tend to uti!i@e t#is messain

c!ient o.o

InceptionBunn%: .....7o9. ?o9 t#at %ou mention it* I uess t#e%


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>inda do. It/s !i>e a sausae est in #ere. A9A

P!um)B!ossom: e#e#e. ; Interestin.

InceptionBunn%: snort Cn%9a%... ; 7e s#ou!d pro4a4!% ni; t#e

sausae comments 4eore t#e 4o%s ro!! in.

P!um)B!ossom: Di#t. 7e 9ou!dn/t 9ant to ma>e an%one ee!

uncomorta4!e.

InceptionBunn%: ?o %ou misunderstood* Ee!!% Bear. '= F#e%/re

HD comorta4!e 9it# ta!>in a4out sausaes. F#at/s t#e

pro4!em... F#e%/!! !ea3e t#e c#at to o 4one.

P!um)B!ossom: !mao

P!um)B!ossom: 7e!! t#at/s interestin. ;(

r%pticFric>ster: BCD+ BCD+,

r%pticFric>ster: HHHHH OU GU&,,, J(

r%pticFric>ster: HHHHHHHHHHHHH, 7CF/& UP, :=

InceptionBunn%: 7e/re ta!>in a4out dons. '(

P!um)B!ossom: OO

r%pticFric>ster: &9eeet. :( un times 9it# nudit%.

r%pticFric>ster: &o u%s, I totes in3ited Detse8 to t#e c#atroom,

F#at/s o>ie ri#t J(

P!um)B!ossom: Detse8 o.o

InceptionBunn%: ea#* r%pt/s ne9 ir!riend. ou >ne9 #e started

datin someone* didn/t %a Ouo

P!um)B!ossom: ?o* I #ad no idea, O.O O# m%, I/!! #a3e to update

m% 4e#a3ior 8ourna!,

r%pticFric>ster: Be#a3ior 8ourna! 7at O9o

InceptionBunn%: Penn%/s sta!>in %ou* !u"ernut. '


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P!um)B!ossom: e#e. Eust a !itt!e... 6u6 I sta!> e3er%one.

r%pticFric>ster: C. J( I #a3e a proessiona! sta!>er. &o proud.

Kuc# Lattered. 7o9.

P!um)B!ossom: ster: Oo#, 7#at >inda treat J( Ice cream, oo>ies,

and%, oo>ie cream cand%, Cm I a coo>ie cream cand%* Ee!!%

Bear, CK I,

InceptionBunn%: O# m% God %ou/re so #%per. ;= &IF =O7?.

r%pticFric>ster: o9 do %ou >no9 I/m not sittin O.O

InceptionBunn%: I >no9 %ou 9e!! enou#* ee8... '( Par> %our 4utt

in a c#air.

P!um)B!ossom: 7ait a second* don/t %ou t9o !i3e toet#er

InceptionBunn%: ....O> Mne. '( I can #ear #im 4ouncin on t#e 4ed

upstairs.

r%pticFric>ster: F#e 4ed is so 4ounc%%%%. J(

In3ertedar!eNuin: o!!e, :=

r%pticFric>ster: Caaaaaaa%, := O!!e# to %ou,

InceptionBunn%: &up* Det. '(

In3ertedar!eNuin: pu&* ara%+. :

P!um)B!ossom: O# #e%. : ou must 4e Detse8* ri#t I/m Penn%.

?ice to meet %ou.


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r%pticFric>ster: H& I CK. J(

InceptionBunn%: &erious!% t#ou#* Det. ou mi#t 9anna tone

t#at do9n a 4it. ou >no9 #o9 ?ut Butt ets 9#en %ou t%pe !i>e

t#at. '(

P!um)B!ossom: O#* is =a3e comin into t#e c#at too 090

InceptionBunn%: e/s not ans9erin #is p#one. e/s pro4a4!%

suc>in a straner in t#e par> some9#ere. '=

r%pticFric>ster: F#at straner cou!d 4e t#e rea! me. :(

r%pticFric>ster: Or t#e a>e me.

P!um)B!ossom: F#e a>e %ou

InceptionBunn%: I can #ear %ou upstairs* !u"er4utt. ou/re not

oo!in an%one. '(

In3ertedar!eNuin: tp%r* era E dna e3a= nitad

r%pticFric>ster: =on/t t#in> so.

In3ertedar!eNuin: #O. I t#uo#t os tu4 I t/nsa9 erus. o.o

r%pticFric>ster: I dou4t &Nuirre!!% is doin t#ins. It/s o>* #e/s

pro4a4!% 8ust doin #ome9or> or somet#in. 0u0

P!um)B!ossom: O# m% oodness* it ta>es a 9#i!e or me to read

4ac>9ards. =: ou/re rea!!% ta!ented* r%pt.

r%pticFric>ster: ?ot rea!!%. J( K% 4rain 8ust isn/t 9ired ri#t to

4ein 9it#.

InceptionBunn%: P"t. ;

InceptionBunn%: =on/t 9orr%* Det. ?ut Butt/s not suc>in o" astraner* I 9as 8ust p!a%in. ;(

In3ertedar!eNuin: !o >O

In3ertedar!eNuin: s%uG* si %m nitir9 sdra9>ca4 oot

detaci!pmoc =:


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P!um)B!ossom: O# 8ee@... umm... o!d on.

P!um)B!ossom: I/m onna tr% ti!tin m% #ead. QuQ

r%pticFric>ster: e as>ed i #er 9ritin 4ac>9ards is too

comp!icated. :(

P!um)B!ossom: O. ...7e!!* 8ust a !itt!e. RRQ I/m sorr%* Detse8. It

#onest!% doesn/t 4ot#er me so muc#* I/m 8ust a 4it s!o9 in

decip#erin %our messaes.

In3ertedar!eNuin: Its >o I can stop. :

In3ertedar!eNuin: o>

In3ertedar!eNuin: Oops. OuOQ

r%pticFric>ster: ;=

P!um)B!ossom: Detse8 I/m curious* 9#% did %ou start t%pin

4ac>9ards : Is it 8ust a t%pin Nuir> or do %ou #a3e a !eitimate

reason

In3ertedar!eNuin: O# on.

In3ertedar!eNuin: no.

In3ertedar!eNuin: I/m a opossum so I spend a !ot o time

detre3ni.

In3ertedar!eNuin: in3erted. oot. :;

P!um)B!ossom: O# %ou/re a opossum J= 7o9, F#at is so

interestin* I/3e ne3er met a opossom 4eore,

In3ertedar!eNuin: : I/m transerrin sc#oo!s in a e9 9ee>s so

ma%4e 9e can #an out

r%pticFric>ster: Ba dum tss,

InceptionBunn%: O# m% God 9#% do I #an out 9it# so man%

rea>in/ 8esters, ;=

In3ertedar!eNuin: ou !o3e us* ara%+. Q(


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In3ertedar!eNuin: oot

In3ertedar!eNuin: +%ara. &orr%... QuQ

InceptionBunn%: snort It/s Mne. ; =on/t s9eat it... C!so* t#at

#anin out 8o>e cou!d 4e ta>en as a corn% pic>-up !ine.

r%pticFric>ster: C, It totes cou!d, J

P!um)B!ossom: e#e. ; Detse8 is ta>en* +%ara. e/s not Lirtin

9it# me.

r%pticFric>ster: OD I& &HHHH S:(

In3ertedar!eNuin: !o I/m not. T;

InceptionBunn%: H&, OF H&BIC? CFIO? I& COOF, SJ=

r%pticFric>ster: H&BIC?&, J(

InceptionBunn%: H H&, S=

#i!!edDeneade: F#e uc> did I 8ust 9a!> in on

InceptionBunn%: ==

r%pticFric>ster: es4ians t#ins, :( ee,

r%pticFric>ster: HHHH &UIDDH, e a

norma! person


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#i!!edDeneade: Im i3in m%se! 9#ip!as# tr%in to read t#is s#i

#i!!edDeneade: ....

#i!!edDeneade: O#. ou/re sa%in #e!!o.

In3ertedar!eNuin: o!!e* e3a=, ster: 7#o 9as ?i;on :(

#i!!edDeneade: H#... 8ust a s#itt% president rom t#e ear!%

centur%.

P!um)B!ossom: =a3e* I didn/t >no9 %ou 9ere a #istor% 4u". o.o

#i!!edDeneade: I/m a #istor% at

#i!!edDeneade: 7#at sNuirre! do %ou >no9 t#at/s uc>in

4u"ed

P!um)B!ossom: e#e. ; Interestin...

InceptionBunn%: 7e!!. '( ?o9 t#at 9e/re a!! #ere* 9#o/s in a3or o

p!a%in a !itt!e ame

r%pticFric>ster: GCKH&, J( I 7C??C PC,

P!um)B!ossom: 7#at >ind o ame* +%ara :

In3ertedar!eNuin: I/!! %a!p. :(

#i!!edDeneade: a!p


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#i!!edDeneade: 7#at t#e #e!! is %a!p

In3ertedar!eNuin: !o

In3ertedar!eNuin: p!a% &orr%. i sometimes 9rite 4ac>sdra9.

In3ertedar!eNuin: !o oops

#i!!edDeneade: 7o9... e3en mid sentence F#at/s >inda

ridicu!ous.

InceptionBunn%: C?7C. XuX Cs I 9as sa%in 4eore I 9as

interrupted--9e s#ou!d ta>e t#is opportunit% to p!a% a ame. C

!itt!e ame I !i>e to ca!!

InceptionBunn%: t#e second#and em4arrassment c#a!!ene. S(

In3ertedar!eNuin: O# %ea#

In3ertedar!eNuin: I sa9 someni#t on Ke9Fu4e a4out dat. :(

In3ertedar!eNuin: t#in

#i!!edDeneade: O# 4o%... I don/t t#in> I can p!a% t#at ame*

u%s.

#i!!edDeneade: I #a3e no s#ame. XI

InceptionBunn%: 7e >no9 %ou don/t. ; It/!! ma>e it more

interestin...

P!um)B!ossom: :(c

In3ertedar!eNuin: I/m in, :=

r%pticFric>ster: KH FOOOO, J( HF/& PC C GCKH,

InceptionBunn%: C!ri#t. '= I uess I/!! start...InceptionBunn%: esterda% I 9a!>ed a 9#o!e 4!oc> 4eore I

rea!i@ed I orot to put under9ear on. '( I 9as 9earin !eins

and it 9as prett% sunn% outside... t#ere/s a c#ance a 4unc# o

straners sa9 m% ass.

P!um)B!ossom: O# m%... O.OQ


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#i!!edDeneade: ;=

In3ertedar!eNuin: o# m% od* +%ara...

r%pticFric>ster: KH ?HF, J= O> so !i>e t#ree da%s ao I 9as at

t#e arcade 9it# i and I dran> t#is 8um4o s!us#ie and #ad to pee!i>e a #orse--!i>e DHC 4ad. &o I ran outside* un@ipped m% pants

and started to o 4ut t#en I remem4ered I 9as 9earin 2 pairs o

pants and s#orts o3er m% 4o;ers. ...I to!d i I 4ou#t a can o

soda and it e;p!oded on me cu@ I s#oo> it up a !ot.

r%pticFric>ster: e said o> 4ut

r%pticFric>ster: But I >inda t#in> #e >ne9 I didn/t do t#e t#in.

Q9Q

In3ertedar!eNuin: O# %ea# %ou d!ot me a4out t#at.

InceptionBunn%: P"t... F#at/s 9#at %ou et or 9earin so man%

damn !a%ers. ;=

r%pticFric>ster: eeea#... I !earned. F9F

P!um)B!ossom: O# 8ee@... 66 I/d 4e mortiMed.

#i!!edDeneade: 7e!! do%... I otta sa%* I/m surprised t#at

didn/t 4ite %ou in t#e ass sooner

#i!!edDeneade: ou do 9ear !i>e 5 di"erent outMts

#i!!edDeneade: O# 9e!!. Ct !east %ou remem4ered to 9ear

pants at a!!.

r%pticFric>ster: F#an>s &Nuirre!!% R9R

In3ertedar!eNuin: ou 9ant me to o ne;t* Penn%

P!um)B!ossom: es p!ease. RRQ

InceptionBunn%: +noc> us dead* Det. ;

In3ertedar!eNuin: 7e!!... um

In3ertedar!eNuin: o# 8ee@ Im so em4arrassed to sa% si#t OO


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In3ertedar!eNuin: O> a 9ee> ao 9#en I 9ent o3er Dose/s #ouse

to 3isit r%pt* I came in and sa9 #im on t#e couc#. &o...

In3ertedar!eNuin: I 8ust t#ou#t it/d 4e romantic to to !i>e o in

and >iss #im. 66

In3ertedar!eNuin: &o... I tne9 o3er and >issed #im. S<

In3ertedar!eNuin: It 9asnt #im. I >issed .E 4% mista>e. QQ

In3ertedar!eNuin: I/m soooo sorr% r%pt. :c

InceptionBunn%: ...

#i!!edDeneade: ...

r%pticFric>ster: 7HP. J( ou 9eren/t tota!!% 9ron. ou >issed a.E so I uess t#at counts.

P!um)B!ossom: O# m%... t#at 9ou!d 4e em4arrassin. oo ou

and %our 4rot#er !oo> so a!i>e* r%pt.

r%pticFric>ster: up. 0u0 7e ots 4eeca>e c#arm.

In3ertedar!eNuin: Cre %ou sure its o> :c Im sorr% I didn/t sa%

an%t#in* I 9as too em4arrassed.

r%pticFric>ster: =on/t e3en 9orr% a4out it. :( arin is carin.

K% 4ro needs !o3e too.

#i!!edDeneade: XI

InceptionBunn%: .......eeea#. Pen* %ou 9anna o

P!um)B!ossom: O-O#. &ure.

P!um)B!ossom: Um... o>.

P!um)B!ossom: C e9 mont#s ao* !i>e around t#e time I Mrst

started ta!>in to %ou u%s. I um... O# oodness* t#is is so

em4arrassin to sa%, 66Q

P!um)B!ossom: +%ara* or t#e !onest time* I t#ou#t r%pt or .E

9as %our 4o%riend. OO I didn/t >no9 t#e% 9ere actua!!% %our


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4rot#ers or a 9#i!e.

InceptionBunn%: O#. O-O Um... 7O7. O>.

r%pticFric>ster: O.O

#i!!edDeneade: ....O7

#i!!edDeneade: I mean I >no9 t#e% #a3e di"erent #air co!ors

4ut t#eir aces are near!% identica!. O o

#i!!edDeneade: o9 t#e uc> do %ou

P!um)B!ossom: I +?O7. I/m sorr%... QuQ ou 8ust !oo>ed cute

toet#er so... I uess. F#is sounds 9eird I >no9 4ut--I interna!!%

s#ipped %ou u%s I 8ust t#ou#t %ou !oo>ed !i>e a coup!e. I/m

sorr%. 66Q

In3ertedar!eNuin: It/s >o* Penn%. :( F#ats a !itt!e strane 4ut... it

9as 8ust a mista>e.

P!um)B!ossom: es. I/m so sorr%* u%s. I rea!!% t#ou#t it 9as

interestin... QuQ

r%pticFric>ster: ou mean interH&Fin Q=

r%pticFric>ster: Ba dum tss,

InceptionBunn%: U###... ; =ammit r%pt.

#i!!edDeneade: F#at/s a !itt!e >in>%* =o...

P!um)B!ossom: F#at/s more t#an >in>%. Kaaa%4e 9e s#ou!d 8ust

drop t#is RRQ =a3e* did %ou 9anna o

#i!!edDeneade: 7#at

#i!!edDeneade: O# ri#t t#e ame... I uess I can.

InceptionBunn%: O# God* m% 4od% sti!! isn/t read%. ;= ?ut Butt

o3er-s#ares, H3er%t#in t#at comes out #is mout# is too muc#

inormation.

P!um)B!ossom: O# dear... 6u6Q


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In3ertedar!eNuin: Go dae#a* e3a=. :

r%pticFric>ster: J( &Nuirre!!% te!!s reat stories.

#i!!edDeneade: o# 4o%

#i!!edDeneade: 7e!!... t#is stor% ain/t PG* o!>s...

#i!!edDeneade: 8ust puttin it out t#ere.

InceptionBunn%: 7#en is it e3er PG '(

#i!!edDeneade: C!ri#t... ou remem4er t#at time 9e a!! cau#t

a mo3ie toet#er

#i!!edDeneade: 7e 9ere spread out in t#e t#eater 4ecause

!o9n do ran 9it# #is drin>s and some#o9 manaed to spi!!t#em on e3er% uc>in seat

r%pticFric>ster: &orr% 4out t#at. O-OQ

#i!!edDeneade: =on/t 9orr% a4out it.

#i!!edDeneade: Cn%9a%* I oriina!!% p!anned to sit ne;t to %our

4rot#er... I Mured #e%,

#i!!edDeneade: I/m #orn%* #e/s #orn%

#i!!edDeneade: !et/s ma>e out durin t#e mo3ie, 7e can s9ap

spit unti! t#e credits ro!!

#i!!edDeneade: But since our seatin arranements 9ere 9eird

I 9as sittin ( seats a9a% and a% 9as ne;t to me.

#i!!edDeneade: &oooo... I decided I mi#t as 9e!! impro3ise a

!itt!e

InceptionBunn%: 7#at/d %ou do to m% 4a4% ='

P!um)B!ossom: Um...

#i!!edDeneade: De!a;,

#i!!edDeneade: I/m ettin/ to it,


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#i!!edDeneade: &o 9e/re #a!9a% t#rou# t#e mo3ie ri#t K%

dic> is #ard and I run outta popcorn... It/s !oo>in/ prett% 4!ea>

#i!!edDeneade: 9#en sudden!% out o no9#ere I et t#is

t#ou#t, I t#in> to m%se!:

#i!!edDeneade: =a3eQ 9#% don/t %ou reac# o3er and ra4 some

nuts

#i!!edDeneade: Cnd I 9as comp!ete!% on 4oard, I sa% t#at/s t#e

4est uc>in idea I/3e e3er #ad and o or it. I reac# o3er into t#is

ent!eman/s !ap

#i!!edDeneade: inc#es a9a% rom dic>,

#i!!edDeneade: I cou!d a!most taste t#at s#it. Cnd FH? #ecatc#es me in t#e act

#i!!edDeneade: I t#in>: U+. e/s starin ri#t at me. e sa9

me oo!in #is pac>ae. e >no9s I/m t#irst%. e can ee! t#e

se;ua! tension radiatin o" m% oddamn 4od%. K% #and is t#ere

#i!!edDeneade: Cnd #e 8ust #ands me a 4a o popcorn and

oes 4ac> to 9atc#in t#e mo3ie. XI

InceptionBunn%: ==

In3ertedar!eNuin: S< O# 8e4us

P!um)B!ossom: O# m%... OOQ

r%pticFric>ster: ... o-o

#i!!edDeneade: e t#ou#t I 9as reac#in or some popcorn.

#i!!edDeneade: Caaand I acepa!med so #ard I a3e m%se! a

nose4!eed

InceptionBunn%: FCF/& 9#% %our nose 9as 4!eedin == O# m%

God.

#i!!edDeneade: I serious!% t#ou#t #e cau#t on, o9 cou!d #e

not #a3e noticed K% #and 9as inc#es a9a% rom #is uc>in


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crotc#,

#i!!edDeneade: /KO?, ?o one is t#at o4!i3ious, It 9as ri#t

t#ere, I o43ious!% 9anted to touc# it,

#i!!edDeneade: ...?ot in a a% 9a% or an%t#in. I 8ust 9anted toun9ind* %a >no9

#i!!edDeneade: !i>e re!ease some o t#at tension 9it# m% 4ro

o3er t#ere

#i!!edDeneade: is t#at so damn 9ron,

P!um)B!ossom: =a3e p!ease, s

#i!!edDeneade: Cnd t#e 9orst part is #e/!! ne3er Mure it out,

e 9on/t put t9o and t9o toet#er and rea!i@e t#at I/m d%in to

ra4 #im,

InceptionBunn%: ===

In3ertedar!eNuin: e3a= on... post. Poooost. YY

#i!!edDeneade: i>e damn 9#at does a u% #a3e to do to et

some nuts,

P!um)B!ossom: =a3e no

P!um)B!ossom: ;; &top.

#i!!edDeneade: =ammit a%, &top teasin me, I don/t 9ant

popcorn... I 9ant %ou to 9#ip it out, =; U+,

r%pticFric>ster: ... O))))O

InceptionBunn%: I/m onna pee. ===

#i!!edDeneade: God I/m so upset,

#i!!edDeneade: =o I #a3e to su4mit it in 9ritin, =o I need to

send #im a orma! uc>in !etter,

#i!!edDeneade: =ear a%* I 9ant to touc# %ou inappropriate!%.

an %ou p!ease 9#ip it out, -our se;ua!!% amis#ed riend* =a3e


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&tar )rusader: O#. F#at/s 9#at %ou 9anted...

InceptionBunn%: =====

#i!!edDeneade: H&.

#i!!edDeneade: 7ait

#i!!edDeneade: uc>

#i!!edDeneade: eee%* a%... on time no see 4udd%. o9/s

!ie :=

#i!!edDeneade: ou u##... see an% ood mo3ies !ate!%

&tar )rusader: ....

#i!!edDeneade: O# 4o%... I ot some /sp!ainin to do.

P!um)B!ossom: Um... ma%4e 9e can 8ust drop t#is no9 ooQ

In3ertedar!eNuin: es... ..

InceptionBunn%: e% inc#ie. ;= I um... did ?OF t#in> %ou 9ere

actua!!% oin to s#o9 up.

&tar )rusader: O#... 9as I not supposed to come

InceptionBunn%: ?o no* t#at/s not 9#at I meant. '( It/s Mne* 4a4%.

I/m !ad %ou came. 7e 9ere 8ust endin our second-#and

em4arrassment ame... and ?ut Butt 9on.

#i!!edDeneade: ea# I did

#i!!edDeneade: &oooo... a%* %ou/re not mad at me are %a

#i!!edDeneade: ou >no9 or tr%in to cop a ee! at t#e mo3ies

&tar )rusader: ?o. I/m not mad at %ou. I didn/t e3en rea!i@e t#at/s9#at %ou 9ere tr%in to do... and no9 t#at I do* it/s a !itt!e um...

InceptionBunn%: It/s distur4in. '(

#i!!edDeneade: &ooooo... %ou aren/t oin to 9#ip it out


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&tar )rusader: 7#at 9ou!d %ou do to me i I did

#i!!edDeneade: U##...

#i!!edDeneade: I dunno. I/d pro4a4!% suc> it. Ka%4e use m%

tonue to tease it a !itt!e.

#i!!edDeneade: =epends on #o9 I/m ee!in.

&tar )rusader: .......ou/re oin to put it in %our mout#

#i!!edDeneade: Ka%4e

InceptionBunn%: a see* Pen F#is is e;act!% 9#at I 9as ta!>in

a4out ear!ier. ='

P!um)B!ossom: I do see... 66

InceptionBunn%: C!ri#t 4o%s* ta>e it do9n a notc#. '( ?o more

ta!>in a4out #o9 #un inc#ie is or #o9 muc# %ou 9ant to 4!o9

#im.

#i!!edDeneade: I/d sett!e or a touc#

#i!!edDeneade: I 8ust 9ant to touc# it. Is it serious!% A inc#es

P!um)B!ossom: ?I?H, O# m% ooood. YY aints

InceptionBunn%: inc#ie* %ou/re s!a%in t#e cro9d 9it# %our #orse

penis. XuX

&tar )rusader: I/m &orr%...

InceptionBunn%: It/s a!ri#t. 7e/re 8ust oin to need a c!ean up

on is!e Z. ;

#i!!edDeneade: ea# 9e are... I/m drippin a!! o3er t#e Loor

#i!!edDeneade: uc>

&tar )rusader: ou/re drippin

In3ertedar!eNuin: ;-; dead

InceptionBunn%: U###, ?ut Butt* %ou >i!!ed Detse8, ='


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&tar )rusader: Cre %ou #urt* =a3e

#i!!edDeneade: O# od %ou/re dense... ?o I/m not #urt,

F#in>in a4out %our dic> is ma>in me !ea> on t#e Loor

P!um)B!ossom: =a3e p!ease... no. &top... ;;

&tar )rusader: 7#% 9ou!d t#at cause %ou to p#%sica!!% !ea>

7#at are %ou !ea>in

#i!!edDeneade: I/m !ea>in precum, Goddamn it* a%, our

innocence is 8ust ma>in me 9ant %ou more,

&tar )rusader: ...I #a3e no idea 9#at t#at is* sir. I %ou/re sure %ou

don/t need medica! attention* I/!! stop pr%in.

InceptionBunn%: =a3e* 4e nice to m% dor>!in. e can 4e a !itt!e

s!o9 sometimes... X(X

#i!!edDeneade: ea# %ea#

#i!!edDeneade: I otta o ta>e care o t#is an%9a%.

&tar )rusader: I sti!! don/t e3en >no9 9#ere #e/s !ea>in rom...

#i!!edDeneade: DOK K =I+* OU DUBH,

#i!!edDeneade: GO=,,

#i!!edDeneade:G##""###8dd#88>ssd#,,

InceptionBunn%: I t#in> %ou a3e ?ut Butt a sei@ure* inc#. ;

&tar )rusader: ......

InceptionBunn%: ?ot or rea! t#ou#. e isn/t actua!!% #a3in a

sei@ure.

&tar )rusader: ea#* I >no9.

InceptionBunn%: O> 8ust ma>in sure.

InceptionBunn%: ou >no9 9#at #e/s ta!>in a4out no9* ri#t

&tar )rusader: Unortunate!% I... mi#t #a3e a e9 ideas. S.SQ


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InceptionBunn%: One o t#em is ri#t. '

InceptionBunn%: Cn%9a%* no9 t#at t#at/s o3er... '(

r%pticFric>ster: 7H &OU= FC+ CBOUF PIH, :=

In3ertedar!eNuin: re3i3es I e3o! eip, :

r%pticFric>ster: FCF/& FH &PIDIF, J( HHDFI?G I& BHFFHD

?O7,

InceptionBunn%: P"t. o9 is e3er%t#in 4etter no9 ;

r%pticFric>ster: ess a9>9ards. :( 7e can totes ta!> a4out >inds

o pie unti! t#e pipes stop !ea>in.

InceptionBunn%: Pipes =

P!um)B!ossom: Interestin... oo

InceptionBunn%: Cre 9e reerrin to ?ut Butt as a pipe no9 ;

In3ertedar!eNuin: Id !i>e to >ni#t 9e era ta!>in a4out /se3a=

epip.

In3ertedar!eNuin: Oops

r%pticFric>ster: F#e 4ac>9ards t%pos intensi%%%%%% o9o

InceptionBunn%: !e si# &o it/s Mna!!% come to t#is... 9e/re so

strapped or con3ersation t#at 9e/re ma>in metap#ors to

descri4e a sNuirre! don. '(

r%pticFric>ster: 7CF C FIKH FO BH CIH, J(

r%pticFric>ster: O# 9ait

r%pticFric>ster: I orot. ouoP!um)B!ossom: 7#at/d %ou oret* r%pt =:

r%pticFric>ster: I don/t e;ist. : I oret sometimes. But OU u%s

e;ist... O?GDCF& OU GU&, :=

In3ertedar!eNuin: ...u#


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InceptionBunn%: O# don/t mind #im* Det. r%pt #as t#is e;istentia!

crisis t#in oin/ on... '= e doesn/t 4e!ie3e #e e;ists. e t#in>s

#e/s a Mment.

In3ertedar!eNuin: Dea!!%

In3ertedar!eNuin: 9o emoc

In3ertedar!eNuin: """

In3ertedar!eNuin: o9 come

P!um)B!ossom: F#at/s 3er% intriuin. I didn/t >no9 t#at eit#er...

r%pticFric>ster: s#ru I dunno I 8ust don/t ee! rea!!% e;ist%. :( I

ne3er #a3e.

In3ertedar!eNuin: But r%pt i %ou dont e;ist #o9 can 9e 4e

datin :c

r%pticFric>ster: H!ementar%* m% dear itrene :=

r%pticFric>ster: 7H/DH =CFI?G I? OUD BHCUFIU KIIIII?=[

InceptionBunn%: &ee 9#at I #a3e to put up 9it# ; I s9ear t#e%

don/t ma>e drus as t9isted as t#e imaer% in r%pt/s mind.

r%pticFric>ster: I/m t#e 4est dru e3eeeer. :=

P!um)B!ossom: e#e. 7#at are t#e side e"ects :

r%pticFric>ster: mmmmmmmmmm

r%pticFric>ster: Pro4a4!% atiue* dro9siness* indiestion and

e;treeeeme 3ertioooo

r%pticFric>ster: Fo name a e9. :(

InceptionBunn%: ?ai!ed it. ;=

In3ertedar!eNuin: O# I et it

In3ertedar!eNuin: atiue rom 4ein e;cita4!e and runnin

around* dro9siness rom a #ard da% at p!a%* indiestion rom

eatin !ots o cand% and coo>ies and e;treme 3ertio rom


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spinnin around reeea!!% ast, :=

r%pticFric>ster: Caaaaa% %ou ot it, :=

P!um)B!ossom: I t#in> I/!! pass on t#at dru. ;

InceptionBunn%: I >no9 or a act temporar% insanit% is a side

e"ect* and I/m a!read% cra@% sooo... onna #a3e to pass. I/m

ood. XuX

r%pticFric>ster: It/s not so 4ad* +%a. J( &ometimes t#e

e;treeeeme 3ertioooo turns into pro8ectiii!e 3omiiiit.

r%pticFric>ster: U? FIKH&. :(

P!um)B!ossom: O# m%... O.O

InceptionBunn%: ...Cn%one 9ant a 4rot#er '(

P!um)B!ossom: e#e. ?o t#an> %ou* I #a3e enou# 4rot#ers. ;

P!um)B!ossom: O# 9ait a second... I 8ust noticed t#e 4o%s #a3en/t

spo>e in a 9#i!e. =id t#e% !ea3e o.o

InceptionBunn%: 7e!!* ?ut Butt is pro4a4!% moppin up t#e se;ua!

repression o" t#e Loor. XuX

P!um)B!ossom: O# m%... I >ind o assumed #e 9as 8o>in. is

#umor can 4e strane. 66Q

InceptionBunn%: e 9asn/t 8o>in. = Frust me.

In3ertedar!eNuin: Is a%s pipe !ea>in too

r%pticFric>ster: o))))o

InceptionBunn%: == F#at/s not a t#in* Detse8.

In3ertedar!eNuin: s/tI ton

P!um)B!ossom: Ka%4e 9e s#ou!d stop ta!>in a4out t#is* u%s.

RRQ I/m ettin a 9ee 4it Lustered.

#i!!edDeneade: O> I/m 4ac>


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#i!!edDeneade: 7#at/d I miss XI

r%pticFric>ster: OU KI&&H=: PIH* HC+ PIPH&* HI&F?H&& C?=

HFDHHHKH HDFIGOOOO[ J=

#i!!edDeneade: O# ood* I missed res#man %ear o co!!ee

#i!!edDeneade: 7onderu!.

#i!!edDeneade: Cn%t#in o su4stance #appen

InceptionBunn%: ou didn/t miss an%t#in ama@in* ?ut Butt. ;

r%pticFric>ster: ea# 9e 8ust ta!>ed a4out t#ins. :( Is %our pipe

M;ed

#i!!edDeneade: K% pipe

#i!!edDeneade: I 9ou!dn/t ca!! m% penis a pipe...

#i!!edDeneade: I t#in> a% is more !i>e a pipe.

#i!!edDeneade: I/m more !i>e

#i!!edDeneade: a sad e ro!!.

InceptionBunn%: = UG, FOO KU I?ODKCFIO?,

In3ertedar!eNuin: ...#inese ood 9i!! ne3er e4 e#t emas. :T

InceptionBunn%: KCO

P!um)B!ossom: O# dear... t#at imaer%. QQ

r%pticFric>ster: Good to #a3e %ou 4ac>* sNuirre!!%. :=

=it@%Incarnadine: eeeee% u%%%s

P!um)B!ossom: e!!o. RR

In3ertedar!eNuin: O!!e#,

=it@%Incarnadine: O# s#it

=it@%Incarnadine: I/m... in t#e 9ron c#atroom arent I


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r%pticFric>ster: Pro4a4!%. J( It/s o> t#ou#.

r%pticFric>ster: 7H/DH C KC= HDH. J

=it@%Incarnadine: Oooo s#it

=it@%Incarnadine: O> t#is is onna 4e a 9eird Nuestion 4uuut...

=it@%Incarnadine: 7#at/s %our name

r%pticFric>ster: FCF/& ?OF 7HID=, J( IF/& DIH?=,

r%pticFric>ster: I/K .E DPFI, OU C? FOFH& C KH

DPF, :=

=it@%Incarnadine: Ooooooooo s#it

#i!!edDeneade: O> 9#at t#e #e!! is %our dea!

=it@%Incarnadine: I uc>ed up,

=it@%Incarnadine: I uc>ed up rea! 4ad, F#at/s m% dea!,

#i!!edDeneade: ea# 9e!! it/s 4ound to #appen 9#en %ou

accidenta!!% 9a!t@ into t#e 9ron c#atroom

#i!!edDeneade: t#en proceed to dra9 t#is muc# attention to

%ourse!.

=it@%Incarnadine: ea# no 4ut %ou don/t understand #o9 4ad I

uc>ed up

#i!!edDeneade: God...%ou rea!!% are a dit@

#i!!edDeneade: Pa% attention,

#i!!edDeneade: F#is isn/t as 4ad as %ou/re ma>in it out to 4e.

F#ere/s an eas% so!ution to t#is di!emma.#i!!edDeneade: &tep 1: &UF FH U+ UP.

#i!!edDeneade: ?ot#in %ou/re sa%in is ma>in sense and

%ou/re ma>in a oo! o %ourse!.

#i!!edDeneade: &tep 2: GHF FH U+ OUF.


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#i!!edDeneade: Po!ite!% !o out o t#e c#atroom 4ecause %ou

made a mista>e.

#i!!edDeneade: &imp!e enou# XI

=it@%Incarnadine: 7o9. ou can 4e suc# a dic> sometimes =a3e

#i!!edDeneade: O7 CK I BHI?G C =I+,

#i!!edDeneade: OU/DH t#e one t#at said %ou uc>ed up, ou/3e

ac>no9!eded t#e act %ou entered t#e 9ron c#at and instead o

po!ite!% sinin o"* %ou/re incessant!% te!!in us t#at %ou uc>ed

up,

#i!!edDeneade: 7H +?O7 OU U+H= UP

#i!!edDeneade: &o stop 4ein a uc> up* et %our s#it toet#er

and HCH t#e oddamn c#at,

InceptionBunn%: O> I/m ood no9... ; I stopped !au#in.

InceptionBunn%: O# 4uc>. 7#at t#e #e!! is oin on #ere

#i!!edDeneade: FI& &FUPI= GID 7O?/F HCH,,

=it@%Incarnadine: e% mom

=it@%Incarnadine: it

=it@%Incarnadine: I mean +%ara

=it@%Incarnadine: &orr%. I #a3e po4!ems

=it@%Incarnadine: pro4!ems

InceptionBunn%: .....+a%. '( et/s 8ust pretend t#is isn/t distur4in

and %ou actua!!% 7HDH in3ited to t#is c#atroom.

r%pticFric>ster: 7HOKH, J(

In3ertedar!eNuin: 9o od uo% od, :

P!um)B!ossom: &o... I/m Penn%. : ?ice to meet %ou.

=it@%Incarnadine: Um... o>.


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=it@%Incarnadine: I rea!!% s#ou!dn/t sta% #ere.

#i!!edDeneade: F#en uc>in !ea3e. =ra %our oddamn cursor

o3er to t#e 4utton t#at sa%s \sin out\ and sin t#e uc> out. XI

InceptionBunn%: ?ut Butt* ta>e a pi!!. ='

InceptionBunn%: It/s not a 4i dea!.

InceptionBunn%: &orr% a4out t#isQ =a3e doesn/t !i>e c#ane. XuX

#i!!edDeneade: ?O I =O?/F

InceptionBunn%: &ee '( Eust inore #im... ?o9 9#at did %ou sa%

%our name 9as ou some#o9 >no9 K name 4ut I #a3e no c!ue

9#o t#e er> %ou are.

=it@%Incarnadine: siiiiii# F#is is rea!!% 4ad.

P!um)B!ossom: Um... miss ?ot to 4e rude or an%t#in* 4ut i %ou

rea!!% don/t ee! comorta4!e in t#e c#atroom* %ou can !ea3e. 7e/!!

ori3e t#e intrusion. :

=it@%Incarnadine: O> t#is is oin to sound terri4!e... especia!!% to

=a3e.

=it@%Incarnadine: But I can/t !ea3e unti! m%...

=it@%Incarnadine: riends s#o9 up.

=it@%Incarnadine: 7e ot separated.

P!um)B!ossom: ....Um...

In3ertedar!eNuin: u#

r%pticFric>ster: ou/re ri#t. F#is sounds 4ot# terri4!e and

menta!!% disorientatin. OuO 7#%%%% are %ou 9aitin or %ourriends in our c#atroom

#i!!edDeneade: God... don/t 9e #a3e administrati3e po9er to

4oot #er out t#e c#at

InceptionBunn%: U##... =' =it@%* %ou otta #e!p me out #ere.


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7as t#is rea!!% an accident or are %ou tro!!in us

#i!!edDeneade: O course s#e/s uc>in tro!!in us,

#i!!edDeneade: ?ot#in t#is ir! #as said #as made an% uc>in

sense 9#atsoe3er,

=it@%Incarnadine: O> !oo>... t#is is oin to sound cra@% 4ut... m%

messain c!ient ot tan!ed 9it# %ours. I intercepted %our c#at

4% mista>e and I can/t !ea3e.

P!um)B!ossom: F#at does sound cra@%. Cre %ou sure a3e %ou

tried c!osin t#e 4ro9ser =:

=it@%Incarnadine: It/s not a tec#nica! error its 8ust... I can/t e;p!ain

it.

#i!!edDeneade: 7#% not Because %ou/re 4u!!s#ittin us XI

=it@%Incarnadine: God... %ou are rea!!% 3o!ati!e 9#en dad doesn/t

s!eep 9it# %ou.

InceptionBunn%: .........7CF ='

#i!!edDeneade: &HH, F#is is rade C 4u!!s#it, e/s uc>in

9it# us,

#i!!edDeneade: e pro4a4!% doesn/t e3en #a3e riends comin

in,

=iminuti3eKai: +-+e%s, I-I-I 9as !oo>in o3er %our tempora!

sc#ematics and I ound t#is-t#is error in t#e !ocation, I %ou sur

%ou/!! intercept a pi-pi3ota! stream on our c#rono!oica! time!ine

and t#e m-m-messain c!ient 9e/re usin 9i!! t#ro9 us in a

predestinated con3ersation 9it# our uardians,

=iminuti3eKai: O-O# s#it

=it@%Incarnadine: up.

=it@%Incarnadine: 7e!come to uc>to9n.

=iminuti3eKai: O-O# 8ee@


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#i!!edDeneade: +e%s and Kini...

#i!!edDeneade: =id %our parents #ate %ou

=iminuti3eKai: ?-?-?o, K% parents !-!o3e me, I 8ust... I-I-I/m a

sNuirre! sorta... 9e-9e #a3e strane names.

#i!!edDeneade: 7ait... %ou/re a sNuirre!

=iminuti3eKai: GC,

=iminuti3eKai: O# s-s-s#it, O# s#it I 9asn/t s-supposed to sa%

t#at,

#i!!edDeneade: 7#oa, De!a;, it* t#ere/s mi!!ions o sNuirre!s

in t#e 9or!d. I ain/t onna uess 9#ic# one %ou are.

=iminuti3eKai: O-O#... %ea#. ea# I uess not.

#i!!edDeneade: O> I otta as>

#i!!edDeneade: I 9as oin to 4e po!ite and not sa% an%t#in

a4out it 4ut t#is is 4ot#erin t#e U+ out o me.

#i!!edDeneade: 7#% do %ou t%pe !i>e t#at

#i!!edDeneade: Cre %ou emp#asi@in #o9 ner3ous %ou are or

are %ou actua!!% !i>e... menta!!% incompetent

=iminuti3eKai: 7-7e!! I-I-I/m not...

=iminuti3eKai: I/m not t%pin actua!!% m%-m% 3oice is 4ein t-

trans!ated into-into te;t.

#i!!edDeneade: &erious!%

#i!!edDeneade: o!% uc> t#at/s impressi3e sot9are %ou/re

usin.

#i!!edDeneade: &o u#... I ot anot#er Nuestion. It/s pertainin to

t#e \diminuti3e\ part in %our screename.

#i!!edDeneade: Cre %ou !i>e... a midet or somet#in

#i!!edDeneade: Cre %ou actua!!% sma!!


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=iminuti3eKai: -ea#* I/m... I-I/m actua!!% mini. I/m a d9ar

sNuirre!... 7e-7e/re prett% sma!!.

#i!!edDeneade: I 4et. ou sound prett% damn cute.

#i!!edDeneade: &a% Kini*

#i!!edDeneade: 9#at are %ou doin tomorro9 ni#t

=iminuti3eKai: U#####... o-o-o# 8ee@,

=iminuti3eKai: O# G-God

=iminuti3eKai: I/m... I/m strai#t.

#i!!edDeneade: O course,

#i!!edDeneade: Ke too,

#i!!edDeneade: I/m strai#t too* I 8ust 9as t#in>in ma%4e 9e

cou!d meet up and...

#i!!edDeneade: ma%4e compare dic> si@es o3er co"ee or

somet#in.

=iminuti3eKai: U########

InceptionBunn%: Cre %ou serious!% #ittin on t#is u% t#at %ou 8ustmet a e9 minutes ao '(

#i!!edDeneade: e%, I am in3itin #im to #a3e co"ee 9it# me

and enae in ci3i! con3ersation... 7e cou!d ta!> a4out po!itics or

#o9 s#itt% t#e co"ee is...

=it@%Incarnadine: F#is is distur4in

P!um)B!ossom: Eust a !itt!e... Um... 7#ere are %ou rom e;act!%*

+e%s

=it@%Incarnadine: U###...

#i!!edDeneade: Ki#t as 9e!! come out 9it# it* +e%s, F#is

situation cannot possi4!% et an%more conusin.

r%ptic&undrop: Kini +e%s


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#i!!edDeneade: O# oddammit.

=it@%Incarnadine: C%,

=iminuti3eKai: &-&U?,

=iminuti3eKai: O# t#an> God,

=iminuti3eKai: I-I 9as so-so 9orried a4out %ou, +e%s messed up

t#e tempora! sc#ematics.

=iminuti3eKai: e-e ruined e3er%t#in,

=it@%Incarnadine: 7e don/t need anot#er \+e%s ruined time\ rant*

Kini,

r%ptic&undrop: I don/t see 9#at t#e issue is...

#i!!edDeneade: Eoin t#e part%.

#i!!edDeneade: I/3e 4een sittin #ere or t9ent% minutes tr%in

to Mure out 9#at t#e uc> is oin on.

r%pticFric>ster: 7OC, our #and!e sorta sounds !i>e mine, :=

r%ptic&undrop: &orr% papa. I/3e a!9a%s #ad t#is user.

r%pticFric>ster: o-o

r%ptic&undrop: ...

r%ptic&undrop: O> no9 I see t#e pro4!em.

=it@%Incarnadine: Foo> %ou !on enou#,

r%ptic&undrop: +e%s* 9#at did %ou do o9 are 9e ta!>in to

t#em

=it@%Incarnadine: I don/t >no9 o>, an e3er%one stop %e!!in atme,

=iminuti3eKai: &-&-&un* +e%s 9ent a#ead and s#e-s#e

prorammed t#e 9ron inormation, F#e messain c!ient it

=iminuti3eKai: it-it intercepted a predestinated p-point 9#ere


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9e... 9e meet our uardians.

r%ptic&undrop: ...F#at doesn/t ma>e sense.

#i!!edDeneade: FC?+ OU.

InceptionBunn%: U##... %ou u%s are dri3in us a!! 4att%* 9#% t#e

4uc> are %ou e3en #ere ='

=it@%Incarnadine: 7CF =O OU KHC?

=it@%Incarnadine: O7 =OH& FCF ?OF KC+H &H?&H* &U?

r%ptic&undrop: Because 9#en I !ast !oo>ed o3er %our

sc#ematic... it #ad 3irtua!!% no c#rono!oica! inter3a!s. ou

cou!dn/t possi4!% #a3e t#re9 us 4ac>9ards 9it#out me noticin*

+e%s. is a4out to drop a 4om4

=it@%Incarnadine: &o 9#at are %ou sa%in

r%ptic&undrop: F#e% aren/t our uardians... t#e%/re t#e para!!e!

counterparts o our uardians. F#is isn/t our dimension. t#e

4om4 #as 4een dropped

P!um)B!ossom: O-O>... t#is 8ust ot rea!!% 9eird. &:

#i!!edDeneade: o!d on

#i!!edDeneade: are %ou sa%in %ou/re actua!!% our uture

c#i!dren in a di"erent uni3erse

=it@%Incarnadine: uc>

#i!!edDeneade: es uc>.

#i!!edDeneade: ?O7 %ou/re uc>ed.

#i!!edDeneade: ou are oVcia!!% in uc>to9n and can no9reLect on #o9 muc# %ou uc>ed up* 4ecause t#is instance is

actua!!% 9ort# ruin.

r%pticFric>ster: ?eeeat... OuO 7e/re totes interdimensiona!

4a4%sitters.


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#i!!edDeneade: O# 4o%... can/t 9ait to put t#at on m% r]sum].

XI

#i!!edDeneade: 7ait

#i!!edDeneade: O U+,

#i!!edDeneade: Kini said #e 9as a sNuirre!...

#i!!edDeneade: does t#at mean I !i>e...considered uc>in m%

dopp!eaner/s >id

=it@%Incarnadine: ou uc>ed up =a3e.

=it@%Incarnadine: ou/re not ma>in t#is an% !ess a9>9ard. e/!!

ne3er !i3e t#is do9n. e/s scarred or !ie no9. e 9on/t e3er 4e

a4!e to 8ac> o" 9it#out t#in>in a4out %ou

=iminuti3eKai: O# GO=, +-+H&,

=iminuti3eKai: +e%s, =on/t-=on/t e3en sa% t#ins !i>e t#at,

=iminuti3eKai: F#at/s disustin,

=iminuti3eKai: 7#a-7#at/s 9ron 9it# %ou,

r%ptic&undrop: Gu%s I don/t t#in> 9e s#ou!d ta!> a4out t#is...

9#ate3er it is %ou/re ta!>in a4out.

InceptionBunn%: ?o9 9ait a second, &ince %ou put us t#rou# a!!

t#is trou4!e* at !east te!! us 9#o %ou a!! are. =' 7e >no9 Kini is

?ut Butt/s >id.

=it@%Incarnadine: o! ?ut Butt

InceptionBunn%: ...Cctua!!% ne3ermind. +e%s accidenta!!% ca!!ed

me mom ear!ier* so I/m uessin s#e/s m% counterpart/s >id. '(

=it@%Incarnadine: orrect. I am t#e a!ternate +%ara Ka%4e!!e/s

dau#ter.

InceptionBunn%: &oooo...

InceptionBunn%: 7#o >noc>ed me up


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#i!!edDeneade: ea# t#at/s a ood point, O.O

#i!!edDeneade: I m% counterpart is Kini/s at#er... 9#o t#e uc>

did I >noc> up

#i!!edDeneade: &erious!%. 7#o/s 3aina did I put m% dic> in

&tar )rusader: ......

&tar )rusader: ....7#at

#i!!edDeneade: Goddammit a%, 7#% do %ou a!9a%s #a3e to

pop up 9#en I/m sa%in somet#in !e9d,

=it@%Incarnadine: !mao

InceptionBunn%: e% inc#ie. '( ou came 4ac> 8ust in time*t#ins are ettin 9eird aain.

=it@%Incarnadine: !o! #e% =ad.

InceptionBunn%: ....

#i!!edDeneade: O.O

r%pticFric>ster: o)))o

P!um)B!ossom: O# m%...

=iminuti3eKai: O# #-#e% t#ere Kr. r%ptic... um... o-ot#er

r%ptic.

InceptionBunn%: KD. DPFI, =J

r%pticFric>ster: KD. KH, =J

#i!!edDeneade: 7OC, 7#at t#e uc> is oin on in t#is ot#er

uni3erse,#i!!edDeneade: 7#o/s 4anin 9#o,

&tar )rusader: ...I #a3e a4so!ute!% no idea 9#at/s oin on ri#t

no9. O OQ

InceptionBunn%: &HDIOU&, +e%s, 7#at t#e 4uc> is oin on,


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InceptionBunn%: I/m ettin mi;ed sina!s #ere,

&tar )rusader: Ct !east %ou #a3e a s#red o a c!ue* I/m comp!ete!%

in t#e dar>. O OQ 7#at/s #appenin ri#t no9

InceptionBunn%: O> to ma>e a !on and con3o!uted stor% s#ort*t#ese t#ree names %ou don/t reconi@e* are our c#i!dren in an

a!ternate dimension.

&tar )rusader: 7#o/s c#i!dren speciMca!!% o o

#i!!edDeneade: 7e 9ere >inda in t#e midd!e o t#at,

#i!!edDeneade: +e%s,

#i!!edDeneade: Fe!! me 9#o I >noc>ed up. 7#at/s #er name

7#o/s m% a!ternate uture 9ie

InceptionBunn%: ?O, +e%s I demand %ou to te!! me 9#o %our

at#er is, I 9ant to >no9 9#o >noc>ed me up, =;

r%pticFric>ster: +eeeee%s,

r%pticFric>ster: +e%s* 9#o/s t#e ot#er Kr. r%ptic,

r%pticFric>ster: I/m conuuuuuused,

=it@%Incarnadine: UG, HHDBO= &UF UP,,

=it@%Incarnadine: &erious!%,

=it@%Incarnadine: &... isten. I a!read% said 9#o m% dad 9as* I

said #i to #im.

=it@%Incarnadine: a% is m% dad.

InceptionBunn%: inc#ie >noc>ed me up, O o

#i!!edDeneade: a% 9#ipped it out, O o

&tar )rusader: 7#at, &o an a!ternate 3ersion o m%se! ot

+%ara prenant Or did I, I/m so conused. ; ;

=it@%Incarnadine: Cn a!ternate %ou did. I/m %our dimensiona!

counterpart/s dau#ter.


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=it@%Incarnadine: BUF

=it@%Incarnadine: I don/t !i3e 9it# %ou. I !i3e 9it# +%ara and m%

step parents.

#i!!edDeneade: parents

#i!!edDeneade: !i>e p!ura!

=it@%Incarnadine: es. K% parents ot di3orced and remarried. K%

mom !i3es 9it#...

=it@%Incarnadine: actua!!%.

=it@%Incarnadine: I/!! !et %ou uess.

=it@%Incarnadine: #ere/s a #int:

=it@%Incarnadine: Kini and I are stepsi4s.

InceptionBunn%: I ot married to inc#... and t#en deserted #im

or =CH

#i!!edDeneade: ?o I/m 9it# %ou

#i!!edDeneade: 7#at t#e uc> is t#at a4out, &o are %ou Kini/s

mom too =id %ou #a3e an a"air

#i!!edDeneade: =id 9e do t#e nast% toet#er,,

InceptionBunn%: UG,, =; &top ta!>in,

&tar )rusader: 7ait* didn/t s#e sa% t#at s#e !i3ed 9it# +%ara and

#er step parents F#at means t#ere/s anot#er one.

=it@%Incarnadine: F#an>s or !istenin* =ad. I/m !ad &OKHO?H

!istened

=it@%Incarnadine: U##...

=it@%Incarnadine: =a3e is one o m% stepat#ers. I 9asn/t >iddin

9#en I said %ou can 4e suc# a dic> sometimes

=it@%Incarnadine: I !i3e 9it# %ou


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=it@%Incarnadine: I >no9 t#e e;tent o %our dic>ism

#i!!edDeneade: &o I/m por>in +%ara and someone e!se,

#i!!edDeneade: Is it t#e do,

InceptionBunn%: 7ait 9#at O-O

r%pticFric>ster: =id a!ternate me marr% +%a and &Nuirre!!% Or

9as it m% 4ro o.o

#i!!edDeneade: I married .E,

#i!!edDeneade: ....

InceptionBunn%: ou a!so married me. &o me* %ou and Beeca>e

are a t#in OO

#i!!edDeneade: &oooooo...

#i!!edDeneade: is t#e se; ood

=it@%Incarnadine: Gee I dunno... Kini. Is t#e se; ood

=iminuti3eKai: B!ee#, GDO&& +H&,

=iminuti3eKai: I-I-I don/t

=iminuti3eKai: I don/t 9ant to ta!> a4out t#at,

=it@%Incarnadine: It/s tota!!% ood... Kini #as t#e p!easure o

#earin #o9 ood it is* since #is room is c!oser to our parents/

room.

#i!!edDeneade: O# uc>

#i!!edDeneade: m% dic> is ettin #ard aain.

=iminuti3eKai: H9999,

=iminuti3eKai: =-=ad, =ad t#at/s-t#at/s FKI,

=iminuti3eKai: F#at/s too muc#, It/s too muc# inormation,

=it@%Incarnadine: oooo!


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#i!!edDeneade: O# s#it... &orr% Kini. :T

=it@%Incarnadine: It/s 8ust !i>e #ome.

r%pticFric>ster: &o I uess I don/t #a3e a >id t#en* +e%s :( +%ara

sa%s I s#ou!dn/t e3er #a3e one.

=it@%Incarnadine: ou me!!o9ed out a !ooot* r%pt. ou sti!! dress

!i>e a c!o9n t#ou#.

r%pticFric>ster: a%. J(

r%pticFric>ster: &o 9ait, 7#o/s t#e ot#er Kr. r%ptic t#en, =J

=it@%Incarnadine: 7#% don/t %ou as> %our >id

=it@%Incarnadine: &D. Fa!> to %our dad.

r%ptic&undrop: O>.

r%ptic&undrop: e!!o aain* papa.

r%pticFric>ster: O# %eeea#. I totes orot %ou ca!!ed me papa

ear!ier. O9OQ &orr%.

r%ptic&undrop: F#at/s o> I/m not mad at %ou. Peop!e oret

sometimes. c:

#i!!edDeneade: &o 9#o/d %ou >noc> up* do

#i!!edDeneade: 7ait...

#i!!edDeneade: ou said ot#er Kr. r%ptic

#i!!edDeneade: O> #o9 t#e uc> are 9e #a3in t#ese >ids

?eit#er me nor .E can concei3e a >id* and !o9n do can/t eit#er.

#i!!edDeneade: Cdoption=it@%Incarnadine: Gu%s can/t #a3e >ids in t#is dimension

#i!!edDeneade: ....

InceptionBunn%: 7OC. Gu%s can actua!!% #a3e >ids O-O


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#i!!edDeneade: O# God...

#i!!edDeneade: =id t#at do% >noc> me up,

#i!!edDeneade: e 4etter #a3e put a uc>in rin on m% Mner

Mrst,

=iminuti3eKai: =on/t 9orr%* =ad. ou-%ou u%s ot married ear!%

and %ou sta%-sta%ed toet#er t#e !onest. ou t9o !o-!o3e eac#

ot#er a 9#o!e !ot. Cnd %ou !o3e mom.

=iminuti3eKai: ou u%s are !i>e... !i>e-!i>e a 4i Lu"% !o3e pi!e

sometimes,

=iminuti3eKai: ou-%ou 8ust !o3e eac# ot#er so #ard* %-%-%a

>no9

#i!!edDeneade: &o... 9e/re !i>e a matrimonia! or%

=iminuti3eKai: B!ee#, O-O# od no,

=iminuti3eKai: Eeeee@,

=iminuti3eKai: 7-7#% do %ou #a3e to ma>e e3er%t#in so-so

se;ua! a!! t#e time dad,

=iminuti3eKai: --an/t %ou 8ust !o3e eac# ot#er in a ro-romantic sense i>e 9-9it#out t#e se; a!! t#e time

#i!!edDeneade: I/m sorr% Kin... I/!! tr%. :T

=it@%Incarnadine: ?o #e cant... t#e uni3erse 9ou!d imp!ode i

=a3e 4ecame a4stinent.

#i!!edDeneade: 7e!! uc> %ou too +e%s.

r%pticFric>ster: &ooooooo... I ot preers 9it# &un ouoQ

r%ptic&undrop: ?o. ou didn/t i3e 4irt# to me 4ut %ou 9ere

t#ere and %our enetic Luid 9ent inside m% dad to ma>e me. is

interna!!% crinin 9#i!e t%pin t#is

r%pticFric>ster: F#aaat/s... ooood O9o


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r%ptic&undrop: es I t#in> so.

=it@%Incarnadine: OKG

=it@%Incarnadine: &D stop dancin around t#e trut#* I/m sure Kr.

r%pt is screamin on t#e inside.

r%pticFric>ster: 7#at/s &D J(

r%ptic&undrop: K% initia!s.

r%pticFric>ster: 7#at/s it stand or I >inda t#ou#t r%ptic 9as

%our !ast name... no :(

r%ptic&undrop: It is... r%ptic is m% surname. K% Mrst name is

&unn% Da%ne.

r%pticFric>ster: O########

r%pticFric>ster: 7e!! t#at e;p!ains t#e sundrop part. :( our

name is ador4s. I rea!!% !i>e it.

r%ptic&undrop: F#an> %ou* Papa. ou named me so... I/d #ope

%ou !i>e it.

r%pticFric>ster: I/m !ad I named %ou t#at. I I e3er #a3e m% o9n

puppies* I/m onna name one &unn% Da%ne or sure. R9R

r%ptic&undrop: 696 is Lattered

r%pticFric>ster: C!so ori3e me or as>in t#is 4ut I can/t rea!!%

te!! o3er t#e internets

r%pticFric>ster: Cre %ou a 4o% pupp% or a ir! pupp% 090

r%ptic&undrop: I/m... 8ust %our pupp%. F#at/s a!!.

=iminuti3eKai: Um... K-Kr. r%ptic* &un is-is %our dau#ter. edoesn/t !i>e 4ein c-ca!!ed t#at t#ou#.

r%ptic&undrop: Kini... 6R6

=iminuti3eKai: &-&-&orr% &un,

r%pticFric>ster: F#at/s o>. I 9on/t ca!! %ou 4% t#at i %ou don/t


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9ant. 090 I/!! 8ust ca!! %ou &un or &unn% Da%ne* air enou#

r%ptic&undrop: F#an> %ou* Papa. 6u6

r%pticFric>ster: ?o pro4!emo, :( &oooo...

r%pticFric>ster: O> I actua!!% can/t o an% !oner 9it#out

>no9in. o9oQ P!ease te!! me t#e t#in.

r%pticFric>ster: K% 4od% is read% or #earin t#ins. P!ease

r%ptic&undrop: O course. K% dad is a%.

InceptionBunn%: 7CF,

#i!!edDeneade: 7#at t#e #e!!,

#i!!edDeneade: a% 4aned r%pt too,

=it@%Incarnadine: !o! it 9as t#e ot#er 9a% around 4ut... %eeeea#.

r%pticFric>ster: =J I KCDDIH= FH KCI GU,

#i!!edDeneade: ou uc>ed #im too,

#i!!edDeneade: &o #o!d on* !et me see i I ot t#is strai#t

=it@%Incarnadine: !o! ?ot#in is strai#t 9it# %ou* =a3e.#i!!edDeneade: .....

#i!!edDeneade: ou/re so uc>in rounded* +e%s.

=it@%Incarnadine: P"t. Cs i* %ou can/t round me.

#i!!edDeneade: O#

#i!!edDeneade: ou don/t t#in> I can round %ou

#i!!edDeneade: I 9i!! Mnd a means o contactin t#e para!!e!

dimension in 9#ic# m% dopp!eaner resides

#i!!edDeneade: and persona!!% mai! #im a !etter te!!in #im to

round %ou.

=it@%Incarnadine: !o! 9#% 9ou!d #e !isten to #is teenae


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counterpart

#i!!edDeneade: Because %our stepat#er >no9s 9#at/s 4est or

%ou at e3er% ae. It doesn/t matter 9#at ae #e is* or 9#at

dimension #e/s in* #e/s sti!! %our parent.

=it@%Incarnadine: ....s#it

#i!!edDeneade: ea#

#i!!edDeneade: ?o9* as I 9as sa%in:

#i!!edDeneade: &o +%ara married a%* #ad +e%s* t#e% di3orced

and +%ara married me and .E. Ke and .E #ad Kini toet#er ater

4ein !a9u!!% 9edded. a% #oo>ed up 9it# !o9n do%* ot

>noc>ed up and t#en &un 9as in t#e picture. F#at it

=it@%Incarnadine: &ounds !eit.

InceptionBunn%: &o 9#at #appens no9

=it@%Incarnadine: O# ri#t. 7e s#ou!d pro4a4!% ta>e o".

=iminuti3eKai: a >no9 9e-9e doded a 4u!!et toda%* +e%s.

=iminuti3eKai: et t#is...

=iminuti3eKai: et t#is 4e a !esson to %ou... %ou-%ou a!9a%s

dou4!e c#ec> t#e mat#. ou a!most 4ro>e time* +e%s.

=it@%Incarnadine: Kini s#ut up. I +?O7 I did.

=iminuti3eKai: &-&un are %ou read% to-to o 7e can ma%4e et

ice cream

=iminuti3eKai: i-i %ou 9ant.

=iminuti3eKai: ou-ou 9anna et ice cream* &unn%

=iminuti3eKai: 7-7-7it# me

r%ptic&undrop: I !i>e ice cream. 696

#i!!edDeneade: 7ait a second...


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#i!!edDeneade: Kini... are %ou Lirtin 9it# &un

r%ptic&undrop: o o is curious!% starin at Kini t#rou# t#e

monitor

=iminuti3eKai: U######

=iminuti3eKai: -a >no9 +e%s no9 9ou!d 4e a-a ood t-time

to... to stic> it in-in ear* %a >no9

=iminuti3eKai: --an 9e et a mo3e on

=it@%Incarnadine: Kini I s9ear to God I 9i!! te!! %our dad 9#ere a!!

%our s#eets are,

=iminuti3eKai: O# od no,

=iminuti3eKai: ?-?-?O, ?o don/t do t#at +e%s p!ease,

=iminuti3eKai: I/!!-I/!! s#ut up,

#i!!edDeneade: eets

#i!!edDeneade: 7#at/s s#e ta!>in a4out* Kini 7#at/d %ou do

to %our s#eets

=iminuti3eKai: ?-?-?ot#in, I-I... t-t#e%... t#e%/re Mne.

=it@%Incarnadine: Ki#t as 9e!! te!! t#is 3ersion o %our dad.

=it@%Incarnadine: Kini #as a !ot o 9et dreams a4out ir!s #e

can/t et 9it#

=it@%Incarnadine: e sp!ooes t#e 4ed t#en #ides t#e s#eets.

r%ptic&undrop: F#in>in a4out ir!s ma>es %ou pee* Kini is

conused

=iminuti3eKai: O GO=

=iminuti3eKai: +-+-+e%s, +e%s %ou/re... %ou/re a #-#orri4!e

person,

=iminuti3eKai: 7#%-7#% 9ou!d %ou te!! #im t#at,


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=it@%Incarnadine: It/s not pee. It/s sp!ooe.

r%ptic&undrop: 7#at is sp!ooe conusion intensiMes

=it@%Incarnadine: Penis 8uice

r%ptic&undrop: ...O#. ou/re ta!>in a4out semen. It/s not 8uice*

+e%s. =on/t tr% to drin> t#at* it/!! ma>e %our stomac# ee! ic>%. is

9onderin i +e%s actua!!% attempted to

=it@%Incarnadine: !o!

#i!!edDeneade: God* %ou/re a9u!...

#i!!edDeneade: Cn%9a%...

#i!!edDeneade: Eust te!! %our dad a4out t#e s#eets* Kin. e9on/t 4e mad.

#i!!edDeneade: I promise.

=iminuti3eKai: O# m% od

=it@%Incarnadine: F#ere/s sooo man% s#eets t#ou#. Kini/s s#eets

o missin so t#e% 8ust 4u% #im more. F#ere/s !i>e 50* sp!ooe-

stained s#eets some9#ere in t#e #ouse.

=iminuti3eKai: +H&,

=iminuti3eKai: a-an %ou 8ust... can %ou 8ust i-i3e it a rest

a!read%,

r%ptic&undrop: F#at/s a !ot o s#eets... 4ut it/s sti!! not %our

4usiness* +e%s. ou/re #urtin Kini/s ee!ins. 6R6 is einin

sadness 4ut secret!% p!ottin to >ic> +e%s in t#e ass 9#en #er

uard/s do9n

=it@%Incarnadine: P"t. e >no9s I/m >iddin.

=it@%Incarnadine: ...Or am I Q

InceptionBunn%: +eeee%s. =' /mon... I >no9 I raised %ou 4etter

t#an t#is. Fin% ?ut Butt is oin t#rou# pu4ert%. ea3e #im

a!one.


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=it@%Incarnadine: oooo!

=it@%Incarnadine: Fin% ?ut Butt. I/m oin to ca!! #im t#at no9.

#i!!edDeneade: 7oman* contro! %our dau#ter.

InceptionBunn%: e/s %our dau#ter too, ='

InceptionBunn%: 7ait...

InceptionBunn%: inc#ie,

InceptionBunn%: inc#ie* contro! %our dau#ter,

&tar )rusader: O#... ri#t.

&tar )rusader: 7#at s#ou!d I sa% to #err%ptic&undrop: ou/re rea!!% ood 9it# moti3ationa! speec#es. I

4e!ie3e in %ou* =ad. is sendin metap#orica! 4uc>ets o c%4er

support rom a a!a;% o3er

r%ptic&undrop: =id %ou et t#e 4uc>ets* =ad didn/t actua!!%

send 4uc>ets 4ecause t#is is 8ust a con3o!uted metap#or to

emp#asi@e 4e!ie in %ou

&tar )rusader: e#e... S9S F#an> %ou* &un. I t#in> I ot t#e

4uc>ets.

InceptionBunn%: P"t. ; 7e!! I/m 9aitin... 4i dadd%.

&tar )rusader: O>... +e%s ou/re actin 3er% insensiti3e to9ards

%our step4rot#er ri#t no9. Pu4ert% can 4e em4arrassin and t#e

c#anes #appenin to #is 4od% are outside #is contro!. P!ease

don/t tease %our 4rot#er. 7#en %ou Mna!!% 4ein to 4!ossom into a

%oun 9oman* #e 9on/t 4e 8eerin %ou. Kini 9i!! support %ou... so

%ou s#ou!d return t#e a3or.

=it@%Incarnadine: .....

=it@%Incarnadine: ou rea!!% turned dad on me

=it@%Incarnadine: F#at/s not air mom* I can/t M#t 9it# dad. e/s

!i>e so...


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=it@%Incarnadine: dor>%.

InceptionBunn%: P"t. ' 7e!! %our dor>% dad is ri#t. ou 4etter

!isten to #im.

=it@%Incarnadine: ea# %ea#... so I/m o" t#e #oo> no9

&tar )rusader: I didn/t #ear %ou apo!oi@e to Kini.

=it@%Incarnadine: =o I #a3e to, e/s so...

=it@%Incarnadine: e/s suc# an eas% taret, e a!read% ta!>s !i>e

#e #as ice in #is s#orts.

#i!!edDeneade: ou are so oddamn rounded* +e%s...

#i!!edDeneade: I/m t%pin up t#is !etter to m%se! as 9e spea>.

=it@%Incarnadine: Good !uc> sendin it. ou need a &cript ourier

to de!i3er mai! t#rou# time and space

=it@%Incarnadine: I/m a ourier. It 9on/t et passed m% nose.

&tar )rusader: +e%s... p!ease 8ust apo!oi@e to Kini. It 9on/t ta>e

3er% !on* on!% a second.

=it@%Incarnadine: =aaaaad

=it@%Incarnadine: serious!% Kini is too eas%,

r%ptic&undrop: ...I/m a &cript ourier too* Kr. &inc!air. I/!! de!i3er

%our !etter.

=it@%Incarnadine: ?o time* &D, 7e otta L%,

=it@%Incarnadine: &ee %a u%s,

=iminuti3eKai: -ea#* c%a,=iminuti3eKai: It 9as nice mee-meetin %ou a!ternate dad,

#i!!edDeneade: ea#...

#i!!edDeneade: ou too Kini.


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r%ptic&undrop: Kr. &inc!air* I/!! 4e 4% s#ort!% to de!i3er t#at !etter.

ou can a!9a%s trust in t#e mai!,

=it@%Incarnadine: &D dont %ou dare,

=it@%Incarnadine: &unn% Da%ne I s9ear to od

=it@%Incarnadine: oe dont do it

r%ptic&undrop: ...

r%ptic&undrop: does it

=iminuti3eKai: O# Eee@

=it@%Incarnadine: &U??,,,

r%ptic&undrop: #oo #oo #oo ^_ᴥe

%our >id %ou #ad 9it# \t#e maM u%\ S(

r%pticFric>ster: H#######


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&tar )rusader: an 9e #a3e anot#er one* r%pt

r%pticFric>ster: O))))O

&tar )rusader: ★.^_ᴥster: sins o" and 8umps into an acti3e 3o!cano

&tar )rusader: ...O#. I don/t t#in> #e 9ants to.

InceptionBunn%: === O# m% God,

InceptionBunn%: e noped out o t#is c#atroom so #ard.

#i!!edDeneade: O &IF

P!um)B!ossom: O# no, 7#at/s 9ron no9, :c

&tar )rusader: =a3e Is e3er%t#in o>

InceptionBunn%: Cre %ou sti!! 9rittin t#e !etter* ?ut Butt

#i!!edDeneade: a%

#i!!edDeneade: e !oo>s 8ust !i>e %ou 4ut 9it# !o9n do/s tai!

and ears

#i!!edDeneade: #is comp!e;ion too actua!!%

&tar )rusader: ....

P!um)B!ossom: m

InceptionBunn%: 7#at are %ou ta!>in a4out* ?ut Butt

#i!!edDeneade: &unn% Da%ne 8ust !i>e appeared in m% 4edroom*

ra44ed t#e !etter I printed out* sa!uted me and uc>in 3anis#ed.

#i!!edDeneade: .......

#i!!edDeneade: +%ara %ou need to marr% me.

InceptionBunn%: 7CF, 7#% 9ou!d I e3en consider, =

#i!!edDeneade: =ammit +%ara


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#i!!edDeneade: I 9ant a Kini.

InceptionBunn%: ....si#

InceptionBunn%: =a3e* I don/t t#in> 9e can #a3e a Kini* e3en i

9e 9anted to. It/s 8ust not possi4!e. Our time!ine isn/t t#e same ast#eirs.

#i!!edDeneade: It/s not air...

#i!!edDeneade: F#e% ro9 up so ast.

#i!!edDeneade: It seems !i>e an #our ao* 9e on!% 8ust #e!d

t#em in our memor%.

#i!!edDeneade: I/3e ne3er... met an%t#in more precious

#i!!edDeneade: and no9 #e/s one.

P!um)B!ossom: ou/d ma>e a s9eet dad* =a3e. =:

InceptionBunn%: ea#... I t#in> %ou/!! et a c#ance someda%* ?ut

Butt.

#i!!edDeneade: I/m te;tin t#e do and te!!in #im to ma>e me

a Kini.

InceptionBunn%: ...Beeca>e needed to 4e #ere. I 9onder 9#at

#e/d #a3e to sa% a4out a!! t#is. A A

P!um)B!ossom: 7e!!... it/!! certain!% 4e an interestin topic to

4rin up in c!ass tomorro9. RR

&tar )rusader: ea#... ou!d 9e 4e ta>in an%t#in rom t#is

e;perience

InceptionBunn%: ?aaaa#. '( ie/s too s#ort* inc#ie. et/s 8ust

s!eep on it.

&tar )rusader: Ka%4e. =o %ou t#in> r%pt dis!i>es me more no9

S-S I rea!!% 9as 8ust 8o>in.

InceptionBunn%: ?a#. I t#in> #e mi#t e3en !i>e %ou a 4it more.

; e rea!!% !i>ed &unn% Da%ne a !ot...


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#i!!edDeneade: F#is suc>s...

#i!!edDeneade: F#ere #as to 4e a 9a% to ma>e t#ese >ids

#appen,

P!um)B!ossom: But =a3e* %ou don/t e3en >no9 9#at Kini or +e%s!oo>s !i>e. o9 9i!! %ou >no9

InceptionBunn%: I/m positi3e +e%s is a spittin imae o me. XuX

e pro4a4!% #as !i>e... inc#ie/s nose or tai! 4ut t#e rest is a!! me.

#i!!edDeneade: Cnd Kini pro4a4!% !oo>s !i>e me 4ut #as t#e

do/s red ur.

#i!!edDeneade: e said #e 9as a sNuirre! so... pro4a4!%.

P!um)B!ossom: Interestin. :(

P!um)B!ossom: Cre t#ose estimations per#aps ue!ed 4%...

parenta! intuition

InceptionBunn%: ou!d 4e.

InceptionBunn%: inc#* 9#at do %ou t#in> +e%s !oo>s !i>e

&tar )rusader: m... I I #ad to ma>e an educated uess* I/d sa%

s#e !oo>s !i>e %ou. Incarnadine is red* !i>e %our #air.

InceptionBunn%: Cnd dit@% and dor>% #a3e t#e same amount o

!etters.

#i!!edDeneade: I!!uminati conMrmed

InceptionBunn%: I/d !au# i Kini actua!!% !oo>ed !i>e Beeca>e

t#ou#. ;

#i!!edDeneade: ?o 9a%.

#i!!edDeneade: e !oo>s e;act!% !i>e me.

#i!!edDeneade: F#e resem4!ance is uncann%.

&tar )rusader: Kini seemed !i>e a more an;ious 3ersion o %ou*

=a3e. e ta!>ed ast and tended to ram4!e a !itt!e.


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InceptionBunn%: I t#ou#t t#e stutterin 9as >inda ador>a4!e.

A9A

#i!!edDeneade: I don/t ram4!e 9#en I ta!>

#i!!edDeneade: 7e!!

#i!!edDeneade: O> ma%4e I do a tin% 4it

#i!!edDeneade: It a!! comes out in 4ursts

#i!!edDeneade: I dunno

#i!!edDeneade: I/m >ind o #a! retarded...

#i!!edDeneade: I don/t >no9 9#at t#e uc> I/m ta!>in a4out

#a! t#e time.

InceptionBunn%: I/3e noticed t#at. X9X

P!um)B!ossom: our speec# mannerisms are certain!% interestin.

R9R

#i!!edDeneade: O# s#it I a!most orot

#i!!edDeneade: a%

#i!!edDeneade: &unn% Da%ne is 9earin s#ort s#orts...

InceptionBunn%: ===

&tar )rusader: O>. ...7#at/s 9ron 9it# t#at

P!um)B!ossom: I 9ear s#ort s#orts. : F#e%/re comorta4!e.

#i!!edDeneade: ?o

#i!!edDeneade: ?o t#ese t#ins 9ere uc>in s#ort

#i!!edDeneade: F#e% 9ere !i>e

#i!!edDeneade: !i>e uc>in micro mini s#orts.

P!um)B!ossom: O# m%...

&tar )rusader: Kicro mini s#orts O#... %ea#* t#at does sound


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>ind o s#ort.

InceptionBunn%: 7#% is s#e 9earin super-s#ort s#orts =

#i!!edDeneade: Eust sa%in...

#i!!edDeneade: I #a3e t#e 9eirdest 4oner ri#t no9.

#i!!edDeneade: a%* %our dau#ter/s s#ort s#orts a3e me an

a9>9ard 4oner.

&tar )rusader: Um... I/m sorr% S SQ

#i!!edDeneade: F#is means I/m tota!!% strai#t no9* ri#t I ot

#ard !oo>in at a ir!.

InceptionBunn%: Cre %ou sure %ou didn/t et #ard ater imainininc# in t#ose s#ort s#orts '(

#i!!edDeneade: U+

#i!!edDeneade: I 8ust 8i@@ed in m% pants.

#i!!edDeneade: +%ara %ou ruined it,, =ammit I 9as Mna!!%

t#in>in strai#t and %ou !ured m% dic> 4ac> in,

#i!!edDeneade: ou suc>

#i!!edDeneade: I 9ant a di3orce

InceptionBunn%: P""t, F#at didn/t !ast !on ===

#i!!edDeneade: 7e!! neit#er did I,

#i!!edDeneade: Goddammit 9oman,

#i!!edDeneade: O# God

#i!!edDeneade: I need to ta>e a s#o9er 4eore m% mot#ercomes 4ac>.

P!um)B!ossom: C s#o9er sounds nice. 66 ...I t#in> I/!! o ta>e

one too.

P!um)B!ossom: F#is 9as um... interestin. RRQ I/!! ta!> to %ou


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u%s tomorro9 at sc#oo!.

P!um)B!ossom: Good ni#t e3er%one. ie.

&tar )rusader: .....

#i!!edDeneade: 7#at

#i!!edDeneade: F9in>ie F9in>ie itt!e &tar Bear

InceptionBunn%: KCO

#i!!edDeneade: It 9or>s.

#i!!edDeneade: e%* I/m not t#e one 9#o too> it in t#e ass 4%

t#e c!o9n do.

#i!!edDeneade: But i %ou e3er 9ant a t#reesome in t#e uture

#i!!edDeneade: a!! me ma%4eee

#i!!edDeneade:


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InceptionBunn%: 7eeeee!!... !oo>s !i>e it/s 8ust us aain* 4a4%.

r%pt noped t#e 4uc> out o t#e c#atroom and Det 3anis#ed. '(

&tar )rusader: I sti!! ee! sort o terri4!e a4out t#at.

InceptionBunn%: =on/t 9orr% a4out it. X9X !u"ernutter 9i!! eto3er it. &o* since it/s 8ust us... s#ou!d 9e ta!> a!one or 8ust #ead

o"

&tar )rusader: 7e!!... I did 9ant to as> %ou somet#in.

InceptionBunn%: &ure. ou can a!9a%s ta!> to Kama 4ear. c:

7#at/s eatin/ %a

&tar )rusader: It/s um... pertainin to 9#at 8ust #appened* !i>e

9it# our uture >ids stoppin 4%

InceptionBunn%: U# #uuuu#

&tar )rusader: 7e!!... si# I uess I s#ou!d 8ust sa% it.

&tar )rusader: +%ara 7#% do %ou t#in> 9e ot a di3orce =o %ou

t#in> I said somet#in 9ron to %ou

InceptionBunn%: ?o* I/m sure t#at 9asn/t it. Peop!e et di3orced

or !ots o reasons* inc#ie. I don/t t#in> eit#er o us 9ere to

4!ame or it. Ka%4e 9e 8ust... e!! out o !o3e. F#ere 9asn/t an%

M#tin or 4ic>erin 4et9een us* it 9as 8ust a... mutua!

separation. =:

&tar )rusader: O#... t#at ma>es sense.

&tar )rusader: =o %ou t#in> our counterparts are sti!! riends

InceptionBunn%: =U, ; O OUD&H 9e/re sti!! riends* %ou dor>,

H3en i t#ins didn/t 9or> out 4et9een us romantica!!%* I/d ne3er

4!ame %ou or it. ?o 3ersion o me cou!d e3er #ate %ou* inc#ie...

ou/re m% dor>!in. H3en i %ou/re s!eepin ne;t to r%pt e3er%

ni#t* I sti!! !o3e %ou.

InceptionBunn%: ou/re a!9a%s oin to 4e m% 4est riend.

&tar )rusader: ea#. Cs !on %ou/re #app% 9it# .E and =a3e*


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t#en I/m #app% too.

InceptionBunn%: snort F#an>s* 4a4%. ' I appreciate t#at.

InceptionBunn%: ...I/m sti!! s#oc>ed t#ou#. I can/t 4e!ie3e %ou

9#ipped it out.

InceptionBunn%: I can/t 4e!ie3e 9e actua!!% s!ept toet#er--or #e!!*

t#at %ou/d e3en do it aain 9it# r%pt,

&tar )rusader: Um... SSQ

InceptionBunn%: =o %ou !i>e #a3e some secret se;ua! repression

oin on ;( Cre %ou a c!oset per3* inc#ie

&tar )rusader: ?ot rea!!%. I/m curious a4out some t#ins 4ut I

can/t sa% I/m read% to act on t#at.

InceptionBunn%: U# #u#... '( &uuuure.

InceptionBunn%: a >no9 =a3e/s ne3er oin to stop #oundin

%ou unti! %ou 9#ip it out or #im. '=

&tar )rusader: I/3e at#ered. I/!! t#in> a4out it I uess 4ut...

&tar )rusader: e 9ants to put it in #is mout#. o9 sanitar% is a

sNuirre!/s mout# SSQ

InceptionBunn%: P""t. == ?ut Butt doesn/t #a3e an% diseases.

ou 9on/t catc# an%t#in 4% !ettin #im !ic> %our don.

InceptionBunn%: Ke#... 9e/!! ta!> a4out it !ater. '( Dose/s mom is

ma>in dinner. Cre %ou comin or 9#at

&tar )rusader: O#. ?o* I sti!! #a3e to c#ec> in 9it# t#e mister to

ma>e sure I didn/t miss an% documents.

InceptionBunn%: C!ri#t%. '( =inner 9i!! 4e done in a e9 minutes

sooo... I/m onna #op o". ou s#ou!d deMnite!% !et ?ut Butt at

!east see it t#ou#. 7e/re tr%in to con3ince #im to em4race t#e

a%... 4ut i %ou/re serious!% uncomorta4!e 9it# it* I 9on/t pus#

%ou.


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&tar )rusader: I/m rea!!% 8ust 9orried a4out 9#at #e/!! do i I did...

s#o9 #im.

InceptionBunn%: e/s not oin to 4ite. ;= e/!! eit#er !ic> or ru4

it. ?ut Butt can 4e impu!si3e sometimes 4ut #e 9on/t #urt %ou.

Eust set some round ru!es and te!! #im strai#t 9#at #e/s a!!o9ed

to do.

&tar )rusader: ....si# O>. 7#en/s t#e ne;t time #e/s comin

o3er

InceptionBunn%: 7e!! #e snea>s out and #as mo3ie ni#ts 9it#

me no9* soooo... rida% ni#t. I/d ta>e it o" i I 9ere %ou.

&tar )rusader: K% 9or> #ours

InceptionBunn%: Or %our pants... me#* 8ust ta>e somet#in o". '(

&tar )rusader: 7ait... 9e/re oin to 4e doin t#is in t#e midd!e

o t#e Bar@etti/s !i3in room OOQ

InceptionBunn%: ou don/t #a3e to. F#e 4edroom is pro4a4!% more

comorta4!e an%9a%.

&tar )rusader: Di#t... o>. SSQ

InceptionBunn%: ou/!! 4e Mne. 090 I/!! e3en 4e t#ere or mora!

support i %ou need it.

InceptionBunn%: 7e!p* I/m onna o et some ru4.

InceptionBunn%: ou/re comin #ome !ater* ri#t

&tar )rusader: ea#* I/!! 4e 4ac>.

InceptionBunn%: I/m ma>in %ou some dinner 9#en %ou et 4ac>.

='

&tar )rusader: Um... %ou don/t #a3e to do t#at* +%ara. F#at/s not

necessar%* I/!! 4e o>.

InceptionBunn%: It/s not an option* inc#ie. ou/re not star3in

%ourse!. ='


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InceptionBunn%: I/!! see %ou 9#en %ou et #ome* 4a4%.

&tar )rusader: O>. a3e a nice e3enin* +%ara.

✐Hnd

★.Kean9#i!e in a para!!e! dimensiOn* %ears in

t#e uture 4ut nOt man% ...★

✐---

{Tuture=it@%Incarnadine renamed t#e c#atroom Red's Dungeon$

{Tuturer%ptic&undrop responded to c#at.$

r%ptic&undrop: #oo #oo #oo ^_ᴥ


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=it@%Incarnadine: ?o s#it

=it@%Incarnadine: ou suc> &D, ?o9 I #a3e to endure t#e 9rat# o

=a3e

=it@%Incarnadine: =o %ou >no9 #o9 !on its 4een since #e ot!aid

=it@%Incarnadine: e is #osti!e as uc>

r%ptic&undrop: I #ad to* +e%s. Cs a &cript ourier I am o4!iated

to see to it t#at e3er% parce! is de!i3ered e"ecti3e!% and causa!!%.

It/s m% dut%. F#e posta! s%stem 9i!! a!9a%s triump#.

=iminuti3eKai: F#at-F#at 9as 4-4eautiu!* &un.

=iminuti3eKai: ou sure are a ood... a ood courier.

r%ptic&undrop: F#an> %ou* Kini.

=it@%Incarnadine: O# p!ease

=it@%Incarnadine: &D %ou #ad no ri#t to ta>e t#at !etter to =a3e

r%ptic&undrop: It #ad Kr. &inc!air/s name on it... e 9as entit!ed

to its contents.

=it@%Incarnadine: 7#o sends a !etter to t#eir adu!t dimensiona!

counterpart as>in t#em to round t#eir stepdau#ter,,

=it@%Incarnadine: F#ats so retarded,

=iminuti3eKai: Umm

=iminuti3eKai: &-&o... &un

=iminuti3eKai: I-I... I-I-I 9as ma%-ma%4e 9onderin i %ou

=iminuti3eKai: i-i %ou ma%4e 9anted to e-et t#at ice cream

9-9it# me.

=iminuti3eKai: =i-=id %ou 9ant to o t-toet#er

=iminuti3eKai: E-Eust us


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=iminuti3eKai: -a >no9* 8ust-8ust me and %ou a!one

=iminuti3eKai: -et ice cream... toet#er

=iminuti3eKai: i>e-i>e not 9-9it# our parents 8ust... 8ust %ou

and me et ice cream

=iminuti3eKai: =o %ou... d-do %ou 9ant to o and et ice cream

9it#-9it# 8ust me

=it@%Incarnadine: OKG KI?I

=it@%Incarnadine: &un ets t#e point Kini,

=it@%Incarnadine: ou 9ant to >no9 i &D 9ants to et ice cream

9it# %ou HU&IH,

=it@%Incarnadine: 7H

=it@%Incarnadine: GHF

=it@%Incarnadine: IF

r%ptic&undrop: +e%s.

=iminuti3eKai: O# %-%ea#... I uess I... I uess I sorta

=iminuti3eKai: I-I-I ram4!ed o" aain and

=iminuti3eKai: m%-m% 4ad +e%s.

=iminuti3eKai: I 8ust... I 8ust 9a-9anted to >no9 i &un 9anted

to-to

=it@%Incarnadine: UG,

=it@%Incarnadine: =on/t %ou =CDH as> aain,

r%ptic&undrop: +e%s* stop it.

r%ptic&undrop: I !i>e ice cream* Kini. c: I don/t mind oin 9it#

%ou and 8ust %ou and e;c!usi3e!%* assured!%* indu4idi4!% %ou.

cou!d not t#in> o more 9a%s to 4!atant!% sa% %es

=iminuti3eKai: e#e#e


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=iminuti3eKai: ea# I... I uess I-I o3erso!d it #u#

r%ptic&undrop: Eust a !itt!e. It/s o> t#ou#.

=it@%Incarnadine: God %ou u%s are un4eara4!e

=it@%Incarnadine: Kini stop 4ein a pans% and as> &D out a!read%

=it@%Incarnadine: ou HCD !i>e &un* ot#er9ise %our s#eets

9ou!dnt 4e co3ered in antas% sp!ooe a4out &uns s#orts.

r%ptic&undrop: K% s#orts is s!i#t!% start!ed 4% t#is

de3e!opment

=iminuti3eKai: +-+H&,

=iminuti3eKai: --/mon, ou promised =ad %ou 9ou!d-9ou!dn/t tease me a4out t#at,

=it@%Incarnadine: %ea# 9e!! %our dad sti!! doesn/t >no9 a4out t#e

s#eets 4ecause a!ternate =a3e is an e3en 4ier ass and didn/t

9rite it in t#ere.

=it@%Incarnadine: =a3e doesnt e3en >no9 9#% #e rounded me

=it@%Incarnadine: e on!% did it 8ust 4ecause a %ouner 3ersion o

#imse! to!d #im too, F#ats 4u!!s#it,

=iminuti3eKai: 7e!! %a >no9 t#at-t#at %ouner 3er-3ersion o

m% dad #e

=iminuti3eKai: #e 9as rea! nice,

=iminuti3eKai: e didn/t te-tease me !i>e %ou do,

=it@%Incarnadine: HC

=it@%Incarnadine: 4ecause #e e!t sorr% or %ou,

=it@%Incarnadine: ou stutter !i>e someone 8ust dumped ice in

%our damn pants,

=iminuti3eKai: I c-can/t #e-#e!p it

=iminuti3eKai: ou-ou t#in> I


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=iminuti3eKai: ou t#in> I !i>e do-doin t#is, ou t#in> I !i>e-!i>e

ta!>in 8ust !i>e t#is

=iminuti3eKai: i>e ta!>in in t#is 9a%,

=iminuti3eKai: ou t#in> I !i>e t#is* +e%s,

=iminuti3eKai: I-I don/t !i-!i>e t#is +e%s,

=iminuti3eKai: P-Peop!e at sc#oo!* t#e%-t#e% !au# at me, F#e%-

F#e% sa% #-#-#orri4!e t#ins and c-ca!! me names,

=iminuti3eKai: I et 9eded into-into tin% spaces* and-and I

=iminuti3eKai: I et t#ro9n around 4ecause-4ecause I/m sma!!,

=it@%Incarnadine: Because %oure an eas% taret, &top dra9inattention to %ourse! 9it# %our antas% crap,

=it@%Incarnadine: ?o one ta>es %ou serious!% Kini,

=it@%Incarnadine: ?ame O?H person 9#o doesn/t t#in> %oure a

8o>e.

r%ptic&undrop: &unn% Da%ne r%ptic.

r%ptic&undrop: F#ere/s one person* and I can i3e %ou more. is

compi!in a menta! !ist

=it@%Incarnadine: ou cou!dnt FI?+ o more* &D.

=iminuti3eKai: Its-Its o>* &un

=iminuti3eKai: -ou... ou don/t #a3e...

=iminuti3eKai: #a3e to tr% and name peop!e t#at don/t t#i-t#in>

I/m a 8o>e.

r%ptic&undrop: Peop!e 9#o don/t t#in> Kini is a 8o>e discountin

ami!%: &pire* etc#* Ea;* &trie* Poo* i!!it#* In> and

F9inPandemonium. Bot# ana and F%>er t#in> Kini is neat. Kr.

Kodus a!so a3e Kini a 8o4 4ecause #e !i>ed #im and #e

reminded #im o #is !itt!e 4rot#er.


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r%ptic&undrop: our dads* stepmom and m% parents 4ot# !i>e

%ou a !ot. K% o!>s especia!!% !i>e %ou. K% dad t#in>s %ou/re rea!!%

s9eet and m% papa t#in>s a!! t#at antas% stu" %ou dra9 is

ama@in. c:

=iminuti3eKai: O# 9o9... I-I didn/t... I didn/t t#in> so man%

peop!e a-actua!!% !i>ed me.

r%ptic&undrop: our dad/s %ouner counterpart a!so !i>es %ou*

and 4eore %ou c#ime in +e%s* Kr. &inc!air !i>ed #im 4eore #e

e3en >ne9 t#e% 9ere re!ated. e 8ust !i>ed Kini or 4ein #imse!.

=it@%Incarnadine: Pss#

=it@%Incarnadine: 7#ate3er...

=it@%Incarnadine: ou 9in t#is round &D

r%ptic&undrop: a% me. is not actua!!% ce!e4ratin t#is 3ictor%

4ecause 1-upin +e%s is rea!!% e"ort!ess

=iminuti3eKai: Um... &-&un

r%ptic&undrop: es* Kini

=iminuti3eKai: I... I-I 8ust... I 9a-9anted %ou to >no9 I

=iminuti3eKai: I rea!!% appreciate* 9#at %ou... 9#at-9#at %ou

did t#ere and

=iminuti3eKai: ou... I-I 8ust...

r%ptic&undrop: It/s o>. Fa>e %our time* Kini. c:

=iminuti3eKai: I-I >no9... I 8ust...

=iminuti3eKai: it,

=iminuti3eKai: 7#%-7#% can/t I-I sa% 9#at I/m tr%in to,

=it@%Incarnadine: Because %oure a re

=it@%Incarnadine: I mean

=it@%Incarnadine: Because %ou/re a menta!!% c#a!!ened person*


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Kini

r%ptic&undrop: +e%s...

=it@%Incarnadine: 7#at no9 &D,,

=it@%Incarnadine: I didn/t ca!! #im retarded

=it@%Incarnadine: I cau#t m%se!

r%ptic&undrop: Eust p!ease don/t sa% an%t#in i %ou don/t #a3e

an%t#in nice to sa%.

=it@%Incarnadine: F#at/s it &D, I/m ed up 9it# %ou,

=it@%Incarnadine: ou/re 4anis#ed rom m% c#atroom,

{=it@%Incarnadine 4!oc>ed r%ptic&undrop rom t#e c#atroom.$

{=it@%Incarnadine un4!oc>ed r%ptic&undrop rom t#e

c#atroom.$

=it@%Incarnadine: 7ait 9#at

=iminuti3eKai: U##...

=iminuti3eKai: 7o9... +e%s* t#at 9as

=iminuti3eKai: F#at 9as anti-c!imactic* %-%-%a >no9

=iminuti3eKai: 7#%-7#% e3en... 7#% e3en 4ot#er i %ou

=iminuti3eKai: i %ou 8ust 9anted to-to 4rin #er 4ac>

=iminuti3eKai: a >no9 %ou-%ou 8ust... %ou-%ou messed t#is up

+e%s.

=iminuti3eKai: -ou cou!d/3e ma-made t#is 4etter.

=it@%Incarnadine: OKG Kini s#ut up

=it@%Incarnadine: 7#at t#e uc>,

=it@%Incarnadine: I didnt e3en uc>in do t#at

{=it@%Incarnadine made r%ptic&undrop c#atroom


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administrator.$

=it@%Incarnadine: 7CF

=it@%Incarnadine: ?O I =I= ?OF

=it@%Incarnadine: 7#at t#e uc> is oin on

{r%ptic&undrop 4!oc>ed =it@%Incarnadine rom t#e c#atroom.$

{r%ptic&undrop renamed t#e c#atroom Black Castle $

r%ptic&undrop: #oo #oo #oo ^_ᴥ* Kini. 7e #a3e t#is c#atroom a!! to ourse!3esno9* and a!! t#e time in t#e mu!ti3erse. 7#at did %ou 9ant to

sa%

=iminuti3eKai: U#... 9o9

=iminuti3eKai: O-O>, I/!!... I-I-I uess I/!! 8ust

=iminuti3eKai: I-I/!! as> no9.

=iminuti3eKai: I... I-I 8ust... &un* I 9a-9anted to te!! %ou I

=iminuti3eKai: I 8ust... I-I rea!!% appreciate %ou-%ou stic>in up

or me and it-it means a !ot t#at %ou

=iminuti3eKai: t#at %ou care a4out me. I-I 8ust... I-I 9anted to

>no9 i %ou ma%4e... i-i %ou 9anted to...

=iminuti3eKai: I-I 9anted to >no9 i-i %ou* i %ou...

=iminuti3eKai: i %-%-%ou 9anted to s!eep 9it# me,

r%ptic&undrop: ...u# is ti!tin #ead Nuestiona4!% at t#is 4om4

dropped

=iminuti3eKai: O K GO=

=iminuti3eKai: 7-7 =I= I &-&-&C FCF,


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=iminuti3eKai: I di-didn/t m-m-mean t#at I... I di-didn/t 9a-9ant

to...

=iminuti3eKai: I-I-I...

=iminuti3eKai: --uc>,

=iminuti3eKai: 7-7#% do I a!-a!9a%s mess t#ins up,

=iminuti3eKai: I/m suc# a-a uc> up,

r%ptic&undrop: Kini* ca!m do9n... It/s o>. ou didn/t mess

an%t#in up. I/m sti!! #ere and I/m not oin an%9#ere.

r%ptic&undrop: ou didn/t uc> up. H3er%t#in is Mne...

r%ptic&undrop: ?o9* 9#en %ou said \s!eep 9it# me\ t9o possi4!et#ins reistered in m% #ead. I it/s not t#e o43ious one* t#en %ou

pro4a4!% meant somet#in a!on t#e !ines o... \s!eep o3er m%

#ouse\.

r%ptic&undrop: Is t#at 9#at %ou meant* Kini

=iminuti3eKai: -ea#... ea# t#at/s... t#at/s 9#a-9#at I meant to

sa%.

=iminuti3eKai: I-I/m sorr% it...

=iminuti3eKai: it came out re-rea!!% 4ad.

r%ptic&undrop: F#at/s o>. It 9asn/t 4ad eit#er* 8ust poor!% timed.

=iminuti3eKai: 7#a-7#at

r%ptic&undrop: O# it/s not#in* Kini.

r%ptic&undrop: B% t#e 9a%* no pressure 4ut I/m standin outside

in %our dri3e9a%.

=iminuti3eKai: 7-7#at,

=iminuti3eKai: --ou/re-ou/re in m%-m% dri3e9a%* &unn%,

r%ptic&undrop: =idn/t %ou 9ant to et ice cream


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=iminuti3eKai: O-O#

=iminuti3eKai: O# s#it

=iminuti3eKai: I-I-I/m not e3e-e3en read% %et,

r%ptic&undrop: I can a!9a%s 9ait or %ou* Kini.

=iminuti3eKai: F#an>s* &un.

=iminuti3eKai: I-I 9on/t 4e too !on,

r%ptic&undrop: c:

r%ptic&undrop: 7e!! since 9e/re done 9it# t#e messain c!ient*

I mi#t as 9e!!...

{r%ptic&undrop un4!oc>ed =it@%Incarnadine rom t#e

c#atroom.$

{r%ptic&undrop made =it@%Incarnadine c#atroom

administrator.$

=it@%Incarnadine: UG,,

=it@%Incarnadine: I!! et %ou or t#is r%ptic,

{=it@%Incarnadine renamed t#e c#atroom Red's Dungeon$

{r%ptic&undrop responded to c#at.$

r%ptic&undrop: #oo #oo #oo ^_ᴥ


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=iminuti3eKai: F#-F#an>s or !ettin me ma>e t#e c#atroom t#i-

t#is time* u%s.

=iminuti3eKai: I-I #um-#um4!% 9e!come %ou-%ou !adies to

=iminuti3eKai: to t#e Pi;a!tian #am4er.

=iminuti3eKai: 7e!-7e!come to t#e s-se3ent# sec-sector o

?ia!on.

{Tpresentr%ptic&undrop responded to c#at.$

r%ptic&undrop: F#an> %ou* mae Kini... it/s ood to 4e #ere.

{Tpresent=it@%Incarnadine responded to c#at.$

=it@%Incarnadine: B!uuu#

=it@%Incarnadine: Kini spare us %our =uneon and =ar>!ins

ro!ep!a% 4u!!s#it

=it@%Incarnadine: oure on!% t#e admin t#is time 4ecause .E

orced me to

=it@%Incarnadine: Once aain %our dads manae to ma>e %ou

!oo> tota!!% #e!p!ess* as usua!

r%ptic&undrop: =on/t !isten to #er* Kini. F#e Pi;a!tian #am4er is

nice. #as a spot o tea 4% a iant purp!e 3ine

=iminuti3eKai: O# 8ee@

=iminuti3eKai: Be-Be careu!* &un. F#ose-F#ose 3ines are...

=iminuti3eKai: t#e purp!e ones are

=iminuti3eKai: F#e%-F#e%/re r-r-rea!!% poisonous* &un.

=iminuti3eKai: --ou don/t... ou don/t 9ant to touc# t#at.

r%ptic&undrop: It/s o> Kini.

r%ptic&undrop: I 9a!> on t#e 9i!d side. bᴥ=oesn/t actua!!%

9a!> on t#e 9i!d side 4ecause t#e 9i!d side is t#eoretica!!% not


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t#e 9isest p!ace to 9a!>

=it@%Incarnadine: ou u%s are nerds

=it@%Incarnadine: &erious!%

=it@%Incarnadine: Cre 9e doin an%t#in t#at actua!!% matters

r%ptic&undrop: 7e!!... I in3ited some peop!e.

=iminuti3eKai: ou-ou did

=iminuti3eKai: 7#o... 9#o did %ou in3ite* &un

{TutureG!acia!Crtisan responded to c#at.$

Tuture

G!acia!Crtisan: e% u%s did %ou 4rea> time and space=it@%Incarnadine: IH

=it@%Incarnadine: ou actua!!% came to Kinis c#atroom,

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: ea#* !i>e I said a e9 minutes ao it sounded

prett% creati3e actua!!%.

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: I/m a!so on 4rea> no9.

r%ptic&undrop: 7ait a second.r%ptic&undrop: Ice* 9#% does it sa% %ou/re rom t#e uture

=it@%Incarnadine: o!

=it@%Incarnadine: Ice is t#is t#e Mrst time %oure t%pin in t#is

c#atroom

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: ?o

Tuture

G!acia!Crtisan: 9aitTutureG!acia!Crtisan: C# udeca>es

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: &omet#in tempora! #appened aain didn/t it



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=iminuti3eKai: I-I-I orot to disa4!e t#e-t#e uture intererence

app!ication I insta!!ed,

=iminuti3eKai: 7e-7e/re onna et a !ot o c#ron-c#rono!oica!

inter3a!s,

=it@%Incarnadine: Kini %ou idiot,

=it@%Incarnadine: H3er%t#in is oin to 4e so conusin no9,,

r%ptic&undrop: +e%s* ca!m do9n. It/s not a 4i dea!... 7e/!! 8ust

inorm our riends 9#en t#e% arri3e* 9#at/s #appenin 9it# t#e

inter3a!s.

{TutureanternH;porter responded to c#at.$

TutureanternH;porter: #e%.

TutureanternH;porter: e3er%4od% needs to c#i!! out.

=it@%Incarnadine: Ea; oure #ere FOO

=iminuti3eKai: F#-F#an>s or comin Ea;* %a >no9 I... I

appreciate t#at a !ot.

TutureanternH;porter: ...7o9. %ou u%s ound %our c#i!! a !ot aster

t#an I anticipated.

r%ptic&undrop: uite t#e contrar%* Ea;. &ee... Kini orot to

disa4!e t#e messain c!ient/s uture intererence app!ication* so

9e/re e;periancin a !ot o inter3a!s toni#t. ...ou are no

e;ception* %ou/re respondin rom t#e uture.

TutureanternH;porter: o#.

TutureanternH;porter: F#at 9ou!d e;p!ain 9#% e3er%one 9as 8ust

oin 4ats#it cra@% a second ao.TutureG!acia!Crtisan: 7ere t#e%

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: Beore I !et to #e!p a customer* In> 9as te!!in

Kini #o9 to M; t#at.

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: =id t#at not #appen


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r%ptic&undrop: ?ot %et.

=iminuti3eKai: 7OC

=iminuti3eKai: I-In> is comin,

=iminuti3eKai: O-O# man* I... I 9as-9asn/t e;pectin so man%

peop!e to...

r%ptic&undrop: I in3ited In>* Kini... I #ope t#at/s o>.


=iminuti3eKai: --ea#,

=iminuti3eKai: ea# I

=iminuti3eKai: I-I don/t mind it... F#an>s &un.

=it@%Incarnadine: In> actua!!% came to KI?I/& c#atroom...

=it@%Incarnadine: 7F In> doesnt come to an% o mine,

TutureanternH;porter: In> is a 9i!dcard.

TutureanternH;porter: #e oes 9#ere3er t#e 9ind ta>es #im.

Tuture

a!iinous Fec#nic responded to c#at.$Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: C!ri#t Kini.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: I/m read%.

=iminuti3eKai: U######


=it@%Incarnadine: #is 4od% is read%* Kini. Fa>e o" %our pants.

=iminuti3eKai: GDO&&,

=iminuti3eKai: +-+H&, +e%s I don/t... I-I-I don/t !i-!i>e u%s t#at

9a%,

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: Kini are %ou read% or 9#at


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=iminuti3eKai: De-Dead% or 9-9#at* In>

=iminuti3eKai: In> I don/t...

=iminuti3eKai: I-I don/t s9i-s9in t#at 9a% In>.

=it@%Incarnadine: DO

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: 7#at t#e #e!! are %ou ta!>in a4out

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: =id %ou 9ant assistance 9it# %our

tempora! inter3a! issue or not

TutureanternH;porter: 7ron time dude.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: 7#at

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: =amn.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: I/m ta!>in to t#e past Kini aren/t I

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: F#is is a!! rea!!% conusin so...

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: In>* I 9as t#ere 9#en %ou 4rieed Kini on #o9

to M; t#e time... t#in.

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: Present!%* %ou #a3en/t done t#at %et.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: O# oddammit.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: C!ri#t* Kini.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: I did some e;tensi3e researc# on t#e

messain sot9are uti!i@ed in %our era and oremost I #a3e to

sa% t#is

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: 7#oe3er t#ou#t ama!amatin a

tempora! interception app!ication on a persona! computer 9as aood idea in %our time... is a comp!ete uc>tard and needs to

#a3e t#eir assem4!in !icence re3o>ed* and t#eir manuacturin

pri3i!ees scratc#ed rom uc>in e;istence. 7#o t#e #e!! t#ou#t

interratin t#e 3ast recesses o time into an innocent ci3i!ian/s

=H&+FOP* 9as inno3ati3e


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Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: 7#o 9as t#e ass#at t#at said* ea#* I

t#in> t#is idea cou!dn/t possi4!% 4e detrimenta! to t#e spacetime

continuum. et/s o a#ead and manuacture 4i!!ions o persona!

computin de3ices 9it# t#e capa4i!it% to construct time inter3a!s.

r%ptic&undrop: 7e!!... to 4e air* suc# tec#no!o% doesn/t

actua!!% e;ist in our time as o current. Kini do9n!oaded t#e app

rom a c%4er store esta4!is#ed 50 %ears a#ead o us.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: I >no9 t#at.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: I/m not #o!din %our current resenation in

time accounta4!e* I/m reprimandin t#e dum4uc>s 9#o

constructed t#e sot9are t#at Kini ot a #o!d o.

=iminuti3eKai: O# man

=iminuti3eKai: &-&orr% In>... I-I didn/t... I didn/t t#in> it 9as a 4i

dea!.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: =on/t 9orr% a4out it* Kini.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: I/m sorr% I Le9 o" t#e #and!e !i>e t#at.

Tuturea!iinous Fec#nic: Dec>!ess manuacturin 8ust rea!!%* rea!!%

rinds m% ears. It/s m% pet pee3e.

=it@%Incarnadine: O> In>% simmer do9n

=it@%Incarnadine: &ooooo

=it@%Incarnadine: Kini %oure supposed to 4e #ostin t#is #ot

mess o time and !ie

=it@%Incarnadine: %ou mi#t as 9e!! ma>e %ourse! useu! and

dec!are a c%4er or%

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: e# +e%s... %ou and %our o4session 9it#

procreati3e sports


=it@%Incarnadine: do %ou !i3e in a ca3e Ice


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TutureG!acia!Crtisan: Kost etis do

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: es +e%s

TutureG!acia!Crtisan: I !i3e in a ca3e.

=it@%Incarnadine: it 9as r#etorica! Icee...

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