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Every product you never didnt not want,brought to you in a place where you didnt never not want them!

Squeeze in a sweat!Our in-car workout machine lets you get the

most out of your commute to work! More on page 3.

Bonus: Dog wigs!Page 6.

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Shoulder Sel e CameraThis is a solution for the many uncaptured moments in your life. Its pretty annoying to take out your phone every time you want to capture a sel e. The bluetooth-enabled camera sits on your shoulder at all times, so you can take your sel e at a moments notice! Guaranteed to get you at your best angle. Youll be itching to share your cool new pics with friends.

UBER90210 - $119.99

Wrist-Thinning SpandexWeve heard your requests loud and clear! The toning bodywear you know and love has just moved to your wrist! You can nally wear your wrist accessories in comfort and be proud to show everyone your new body. Your friends wont even recognize you!

UBER31191 - LIGHT TONES - $13.99UBER31192 - MEDIUM-LIGHT TONES - $13.99UBER31193 - MEDIUM TONES - $13.99UBER31194 - MEDIUM-DARK TONES - $13.99UBER31195 - DARK TONES - $13.99UBER31196 - GLOW IN THE DARK - $17.99

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Fancy Seatbelt CoverOh you fancy, huh? Well yes you are! This gorgeouscover is not only comfortable, but trendy. It onlytakes about 2 hours to slide this on to any seat belt.and youll be the talk of the town.

UBER66518 - $49.99

Spoilers! Of Your Favorite Shows!Are you 12 episodes in with only one to go? Do you live in fear that someone will ruin the ending of the latest popular series for you? Ruin it yourself! This book spoils the endings of every popular TV show from the last 10 years, including some that havent even aired yet. Now its your turn to spoil it for your friends!

UBER12990 - $11.99

Album Of Tapping NoisesListen to a collection of various tapping noises whenever youd like. There are fast taps, slow taps, and taps that start soft and then get louder and then soft again. 17 tracks of your favorites! (Parental Advisory Warning)

UBER21100 - Compact Disc - $19.79UBER21101 - Digital Download - $15.79

In-Car Tattoo ArtistKnock out two birds with one stone! Get the tattoo youve always dreamed of while on your way to meet up with friends. Once you order this from our ordering site , your driver can swing by and pick up one of our Uber tattoo artists. Pray for no potholes!

UBER18223 - $8.99 per minute

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Neverending Arguments BookThis bestselling book contains every talking point youd ever need to start an argument with your signi cant other. Topics include:

- Unknown charges on the credit card- The proper way to load a dishwasher- Why do we still have the poolboy even though we dont have a pool?-What I found on the internet

and so much more!

UBER51055 - $19.99

Surprise Live AnimalA great gift for those who love surprises! This box contains any assortment of animals found on planet earth, from a gypsy moth to a king cobra. You wont know what youll get until you open the box. Will it be a cute new pet or a really awful day for you? Adventure awaits!

UBER22100 - $39.99

In-Car Workout MachineThis new device lets you squeeze a workout into your morning or evening commute! The elastic band is designed speci cally for the backseat of a vehicle and stretches around your body for a supported, challenging workout. Comes with a 32-page manual on wrapping techniques.

UBER27192 - $59.99

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Attached 3-Person Backseat Wearable BlanketWeve had a breakthrough in wearable blankets, and you havent seen anything like it! This sleeved blanket ts not one, not two, but three passengers! These are so comfortable, youll never want to leave your Uber. Now available in a six-person SUV variety.

UBER88910 - 3-person $69.99UBER88911 - 6-person $110.99

Therapist Magic Pool BallTherapy can be expensive, but we

have a solution! This black pool ball has the answers to

all of your life questions, and you can bring it anywhere

you go. Answers include:

How does this make you feel? Can we dialog about this?

Get in touch with your inner child. Tell me about your mother

Hmm and

Times Up.

UBER55551 - $24.99

Framed, Signed Headshot of an Out-Of-Work ActorHave a real, autographed headshot from an actor who hasnt been able to book consistent work in at least two years. We have placed the headshot in a beautiful stained-oak frame so that unlikethe actors career, it can last forever! UBER23551 - $1.99

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Braces ChargerIntroducing a whole new way to charge your phone. Plug these braces into your mobile device and never miss a call again! This braces charger can add up to 8% more charge to your device. Dentist appointment may be required for installation.

UBER23991 - $299.99

Hourglass Sundial

With the invention of digital timekeeping, older forms have been discarded. Weve brought them back and doubled them up to create the most e cient and convenient way to tell time.

UBER66891 - $14.99

Instant Migraine PillsIts hard to say no sometimes, but it becomes really easy when you have a migraine! Skip out on your obligations and responsibilities by taking a few of these pills - youll have a blistering headache in no time. Because we all want one of those days!

UBER20208 - $11.99

Millard Fillmore Fan Fiction

An incredible collection of ctional stories written by huge fans of our favorite 13th US President, Millard Fillmore. You wont be able to put this one down!

UBER41181 - 1-SET - $17.99UBER41182 - 2-SET - $24.99UBER41183 - 3-SET - $32.99

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Auto-Answer Your ParentsThis new software allows you to send your parents to an auto-answering service that makes them think youre really there. You pre-record ve responses: Good Fine No Yes, Im eating and Love You and the service responds for you! Your parents will never know the di erence.

UBER30971 - $19.99 per month

Unique Air FreshenersA unique take on the standard air freshener scents, these new varieties

work great in the car or at home. Comes in the following scents:

UBER77571 - Latex - $8.99 UBER77572 - Milk -$8.99 UBER77573 - Dentists O ce - $8.99 UBER77574 - Footprints - $8.99 UBER77575 - Electricity - $8.99 UBER77576 - Taxidermy - $8.99 UBER77577 - Sweat & Lobster - $9.99

Dog WigYour dog in a wig!A wig on your dog!Guaranteed LOLs.

UBER86753 - $17.99

Million-Year YogurtThis legendairy yogurt will never go bad! Tested to last over one million years, this yogurt could survive multiple nuclear catastrophes and still taste as good as the day it was made. Comes in a 6-pack and is only available in

avor White.

UBER00800 - $5.99

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Jeweled-Necklace That Says Tuna shMake a statement. Made with real fake jewels.

UBER43490 - $89.99

Shell PhoneThe next time you take your conference call on that big plastic receiver why dont you try a more relaxing approach with the shell phone? You can hear the sounds of the ocean if you put your ear up to it! And does it actually work like a real phone? Well youll just have to wait and see! Actually we will justtell you now, it doesnt. Its just a shell.

UBER43490 - $110.99

Human Hair BlanketCleopatra once said, Theres nothing more luxurious than human hair! And we have to hand it to her! This blanket is made of 100% real human head and body hair.

UBER93191 - $795.99

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My-Size ChopsticksChopsticks arent just for food or mixing paint anymore!Introducing our best selling item, the full-sized chopsticks! You can use them for everything in your life, from typing to greeting new acquaintances. Youll have so much fun with these that youll never use your hands again.

UBER90987 - $59.99

TYPING!

SHAKING HANDS!

HIGH FIVES!

GREAT FOR:FOLDING CLOTHES!

PLAYING THUMB WAR!NEEDLEPOINT!TYING KNOTS!

SURGERY!WIZARDS STAFF!

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So Far, So Good T-ShirtA shirt that says it all. Theres

nothing terri c or awful with the direction your life is taking. Youre

feeling pretty okay about it.

UBER66500 - $14.99

Slide-Viewer of RegretsThe nostalgia of the red slide-viewing toy you grew up with, with the haunting regrets of adulthood! Each kit comes with a form where you can ll out your biggest regrets and we will make custom slides so you can revisit them time and time again! Feel free to include personal photographs to make the experience even more speci c.

UBER78787 - $59.99Where did he go? Clown Doll

This unique clown doll disappears and reappears when you least expect it. One minute you thought you put him on the

shelf, and the next minute hes in your bathtub, hiding behind the curtain!

UBER00000 - $9.99

Pocket PlantThis is the perfect gift for someone who wants a companion but isnt responsible enough to take care of something with a heartbeat. The Pocket Plant! Its a small, portable plant you can bring with you anywhere you go, so youll never be alone again.

UBER01011 - $4.99

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Clip-on Beard ExtensionsWhy let the ladies have all the fun? These fun, trendy clip-on beard extensions add a little air to your manly beard. Make an appearance at your next work party, or give yourself the extra con dence you need on that rst date. Comes in a set of 12.

UBER33811 - $35.99

Waterproof RockThis isnt your grandmas rock! New technology break-throughs have allowed for the development of the rocks you know and love to be used in and around water. Bring it with you to the pool, bring it out in the rain, or even to the beach without a worry!

UBER33911 - $5.99

FootrestThis footrest has a new breakthrough design that will change the way you ride. Weve now reduced the width of our standard footrest to about two millimeters thick. No more bulky footrests here!

UBER44484 - $18.99

NoserestThis revolutionary device provides support to the part of your body that needs it most, your nose! It rests on your upper lip for optimal comfort. Upper-lip rest is also available if it gets too tired from the noserest.

UBER48680 - NOSEREST - $14.99UBER48680 - UPPER LIP REST - $14.99

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Mood CoatMood rings are a blast from the past, but Mood Coats are pleasant in the present! This coat will change colors based on your mood, which can easily communicate to those around you Im ready for some fun! or You better stay away! UBER44541 - $199.95

Live BeesYour driver will release a jar of live bees into the vehicle.

UBER43781 - $24.99