Trust Me - I'm Your Tour Manager! by Frank Faulkner

8/12/2019 Trust Me - I'm Your Tour Manager! by Frank Faulkner

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Erinc Eiudcnjr bis spjnt idd bos doej `isjh on bos nitovj

Nfrtbikptfnsborj. Bj sjrvjh on `ftb tbj Nfrtbikptfnsborj

Pjgokjnt inh ]fdolj Efrlj. Pjtorong erfk tbj dittjr bj

efunh tbj erjjhfk tf pursuj wbit bj wfudh bivj prjejrrjh

tf `j hfong idd idfng. Xrivjddong, jspjloiddy `y trion inh onustridoi. Bj os stodd tryong tf rjtorj.


3/21

X P Z \ X K J - O K _ F Z P

X F Z P K I N I G J P !

I pjrsfnid afurnjyLdiy dojs stodd, `ut `dffhs i rfvjr3

@rjitbs i wirj tbit wodd nft cjjp.

Zp, dih3 wbjn tbj afurnjys fvjr

Xbjydd `j toj jnfu!b tf sdjjp.

"jvjoddj`y .!. Bfusjkin


4/21

"jholitofn

#Efr $brostonj wbf sbfudh bivj trivjddjh tbos %furnjywotb kj.&


5/21

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X P Z \ X K J - O K _ F Z P

X F Z P K I N I G J P !

I pjrsfnid afurnjy


6/21

$fpyrogbt ' Erinc Eiudcnjr

Xbj rogbt fe Erinc Eiudcnjr tf `j ohjntoeojh is iutbfr fe tbos wfrc

bis `jjn issjrtjh `y bok on illfrhinlj wotb sjltofn (( inh () fetbj $fpyrogbt, "jsogns inh ]itjnts lt *+)).

dd rogbts rjsjrvjh. Nf pirt fe tbos pu dolitofn kiy `j

rjprfhuljh, stfrjh on i rjtrojvid systjk, fr trinskottjh on iny

efrk fr `y iny kjins, jdjltrfnol, kjlbinolid, pbftflfpyong,

rjlfrhong, fr ftbjrwosj, wotbfut tbj profr pjrkossofn fe tbj

pu`dosbjrs.

ny pjrsfn wbf lfkkots iny uniutbfrojh ilt on rjditofn tf tbos

pu`dolitofn kiy `j doi`dj tf lrokonid prfsjlutofn inh lovod ldioks

efr hikigjs.

$-] litidfguj rjlfrh efr tbos totdj os iviodi`dj erfk tbj rotosb

/o`riry.

-=N +() *9+0< 0*( +

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Eorst ]u`dosbjh 8:5*97

uston 2iliudjy ]u`dosbjrs /th.

:? $inihi =1uirj

$iniry 3bire

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]rontjh inh `funh on 4rjit rotion


7/21

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Xf Birrojt

2y dfvj inh onsporitofn, guohj inh konhjr

tbjsj dist efrty yjirs

Xbj fss

Efr jntrustong bos lustfkjrs tf kj

nh tbj 4rinhcohs

4jfrgoj, =igj inh Xideryn

wbf wodd lfntonuj tbj %furnjy.


8/21

$ b i p t j r *

j ]rjpirjh;

#- hfn>t wint tf wfrry yfu Erinc.&

#Xry kj, 2iry.&

#->vj %ust edusbjh ky eidsj tjjtb hfwn tbj sonc;&

4ovjn tokj, kfst sotuitofns lin `j rjltoeojh, `ut tbosfllurrjh wbjn tbj prfgrikkj wis idrjihy runnong ditj inh

wj wjrj hosjk`ircong erfk i Pbonj $ruosj `fit it $fdfgnj

wotb dottdj jnfugb tokj tf widc up tf tbj njir`y Piodwiy

=titofn.

nh 4jrkin trions djivj fn tokj.


9/21

$ b i p t j r :

-n Xbj jgonnong

- ik unsurj wbjrj ky jntbusoisk efr trivjd likj erfk.

$jrtiondy nft erfk ky jirdy yjirs.

- wis `frn on i dottdj tbitlbjh lfttigj on "ulc =trjjt,

Pusbhjn, fnj fe tbj fft inh =bfj tfwns strung idfng tbj 0tbrfugb Nfrtbikptfnsborj. 3bjn iwiy erfk ky eorst `jh,

wbolb wis tbj wolcjr diunhry ìscjt, - suspjlt tbit ky jirdy

%furnjys wfudh fndy bivj `jjn tf vosot kiny unldjs, iunts inh

ky grinhpirjnts, idd fe wbfk dovjh on tbj sikj skidd tfwn.

Xbj hjprjssofn yjirs fe tbj >t il1uorj

iny `rftbjrs inh sostjrs. 2y eitbjr, `frn on *+5:, wisefrtunitj on `jong tff yfung efr tbj Eorst 3frdh 3ir inh tff

fdh efr tbj =jlfnh wbjn bj %fonjh tbj E= 8u6odoiry Eorj

=jrvolj7 ritbjr tbin "ih>s rky fe XM eikj, idtbfugb ->k nft

surj oe bj bih i lbfolj. Bos lfntroùtofn tf tbj wir jeefrt wis

tf sdjjp unhjr tbj òddoirh ti`dj it tbj Eorj =titofn, on tbj nj6t

strjjt, fn fnj nogbt i wjjc inh tf lfntonuj I"oggong efr

Moltfry> fn bos dirgj frginol iddftkjnt, idtbfugb I@rginol>

wis nft on tbj vfliùdiry it tbit tokj. grjit hjid fe kydjosurj tokj wis spjnt bjdpong fut fn tbj iddftkjnt wbjn nft

winhjrong tbj dflid eojdhs. Xbj fndy sinltofn wis tf `j bfkj

on tokj efr kjids.

Xbj wirtokj yjirs prjsjntjh ejw fppfrtunotojs tf trivjd

futsohj fnj>s okkjhoitj irji inh oe prffe fe tbit wjrj njjhjh

ot wfudh `j on sjvjrid =unhiy =lbffd projs efr ?: ittjnhinljs

on i yjir; "ih wis i grjit widcjr inh i =iturhiy fr =unhiy

jvjnong wfudh fetjn `j spjnt widcong #ilrfss tbj eojdhs& tf i

njir`y voddigj wbolb kogbt bivj `jjn 3ykongtfn, $bjdvjstfn

fr -rlbjstjr efr i hronc on i pu` inh i ùs rohj ìlc.


10/21

Xbjrj wis nf usj fe provitj lirs hurong tbj wir yjirs inh

dottdj efr sfkj tokj ietjr. 2y pirjnts njvjr fwnjh i lir sf

wbjn Lnldj 4jfrgj il1uorjh in inlojnt vjboldj inh

fllisofniddy tffc us idd fut #efr i dottdj rohj rfunh tbj `dflc&

tbos wis i grjit j6lotjkjnt inh lfudh bivj irfusjh ky jirdy

ontjrjst on trivjd.

- hfn>t rjlidd iny ontjrjst on ky hiody slbffd ùs %furnjy tf

3jddong`frfugb ùt tbjrj wis idwiys i tongj fe tbj j6ftol fn i

rirj futong tf Nfrtbikptfn kircjt H wotb kiy`j i lup fe tji

inh i sjnso`dj licj it tbj eukjJeoddjh "jrngitj us =titofn

lie. ut tbj innuid =unhiy =lbffd futong H idwiys tf

3olcstjjh ]irc it Gjttjrong H wis i dfng inh jigjrdyintolopitjh %furnjy.

`fut tbos tokj - vigujdy rjlidd twf rjiddy dfngJhostinlj

hiy j6pjhotofns wotb ky kftbjr tf vosot in iunt on Busìnhs

fswfrtb. dtbfugb fndy %ust fvjr tbj `frhjr on /joljstjrsborj

ot onvfdvjh so6 trion %furnjys Pusbhjn tf 3jddong`frfugb,

3jddong`frfugb tf Nfrtbikptfn, Nfrtbikptfn tf Nfrtb

Godwfrtb inh tbjn i dfng widc tf Busìnhs fswfrtb. s tbos

idd bih tf `j rjpjitjh tf rjturn bfkj wj lfudh nft bivjjn%fyjh kulb tokj it fur hjstonitofn.

- fndy rjlidd fnj wjjcjnh iwiy hurong tbjsj yjirs, tf in

ILnldj inh unt> on /joljstjr. 2fst fe ky pirjnts> erojnhs

wjrj govjn rjditovj stitus. - fndy cnfw on rjtrfspjlt tbit kfst

wjrj nft rjditjh inh - nfw bivj nf ivjnuj fpjn tf hoslfvjr

wbf tbjsj pjfpdj wjrj. ut - hf rjkjk`jr tbj j6bodiritofn

rohong fn tbj fpjn erfnt fe i /joljstjr trik, wbolb Lnldj djlhrfvj.

@nj rjiddy dfng %furnjy i`fut wbolb - bivj idkfst nf

kjkfry wfudh bivj `jjn i bfdohiy on 2irgitj on *+k bfdhong binhs wotb i vist pinhi H prfì`dy

tbj sikj dflitofn, hoeejrjnt prfps; -t os hoeeoludt tf sjpiritj

wbit yfu irj tfdh i`fut yfur lbodhbffh erfk pjrsfnid kjkfryùt - sjjk tf rjlidd ldokòng i`firh i trion it Pusbhjn stitofn

on tbj hirc 8efr tbj dfng fvjrnogbt %furnjy tf 2irgitjO7 2iy`j


11/21

ot wis %ust vjry jirdy kfrnongO $fudh tbos bivj storrjh ky

yjirnong efr trivjdO

@r kiy`j ot lfudh bivj `jjn jvjn jirdojr wbjn - wis

ticjn tf Pusbhjn stitofn on ky prik on bfpjs fe sjjong tbj

Pusbhjn I4usbjr> wbolb sbuttdjh `ilc inh efrtb fn tbj `rinlb

donj tf 3jddong`frfugb. nh is tbos bippjnjh prjtty

orrjgudirdy tbjrj kust bivj `jjn hosippfontkjnts.

ut it igj *5 ky trivjddong hiys wjrj tf ticj fee wotb i

hiody %furnjy tf 3jddong`frfugb 4rikkir =lbffd, pbysoliddy

inh kjntiddy eir erfk tbj sbjdtjrjh yjirs it Pusbhjn Njwtfn

Pfih -neint inh Aunofr slbffds, wbolb ky kftbjr idsf

ittjnhjh. lfntjkpfriry fe bjrs it tbos slbffd wis tbjprfdoeol Pusbhjn iutbfr B.!. itjs erfk wbfsj iutf`ofgripby,

#Xbj Minosbjh 3frdh&, - gion i dovjdy polturj fe tbj Pusbhjn

on wbolb tbjy `ftb grjw up inh yjt bih lbingjh dottdj `y ky

lbodhbffh yjirs.


12/21

$ b i p t j r dd stirt yfu wotb i sokpdj trop,& erfk tbj fss fe tbj Xfur

@pjritofn tf wbfk ->h feejrjh ky sjrvoljs. @rcnjy inh

=bjtdinh; ->h njvjr `jjn tf jotbjr inh hohn>t sjj kysjde list on

tbj rfdj fe #Cfur j6pjrojnljh Xfur 2inigjr& Didtbfugb ontbfsj hiys - wis liddjh i $furojrK ùt ietjr ]fdolj

j6pjrojnlj on i virojty fe hjpirtkjnts - ejdt - lfudh lfntonuj tf

binhdj kfst sotuitofns wotb lfneohjnlj.

Nf prf`djks intolopitjh H idd tbj pissjngjrs wfudh `j fn

tbj *5.s

stiy. - bih i dost fe tbjor nikjs inh rjsjrvjh sjit nuk`jrs sf -

wfudh `j i`dj tf #2jjt inh 4rjjt& idd hurong tbj ) bfurs fn`firh, wbjtbjr tbjy %fonjh it !ustfn fr it su`sj1ujnt stitofns.

@n fur irrovid it ]jrtb tbj =titofn Bftjd wis i sbfrt widc

ilrfss tbj stitofn efrjlfurt. @n "iy : wj wfudh ticj i trion

efr tbj `roje %furnjy tf `jrhjjn wbjrj - wfudh `j kjt `y tbj

]@ sboppong igjnt inh trinsejr tf tbj sbop, fn wbolb tbj

pissjngjrs wfudh `j tbjor rjspfnsoòdoty efr tbj nj6t tbrjj

hiys.

Nfw - gjnjriddy gjt fn wotb kfst pjfpdj ùt rjiddy hohn>tticj jntbusoistoliddy tf i spftty onhovohuid wbf ontrfhuljh

boksjde is i #Aunofr Xrivjd !6jlutovj fe Xbfkis $ffc>s&. -

tbonc tbj ejjdong wis prfì`dy rjloprflitjh wbjn - onefrkjh

bok tbit - usjh tf `j fnj fe tbfsj ùt on ky hiy - wis liddjh i

$funtjr $djrc.

=jvjrid pissjngjrs wjrj kossong wbjn tbj trion puddjh fut

fe !ustfn. - efunh tbjk idd jvjntuiddy H ùt nft on tbjor

rjsjrvjh sjits `jliusj tbjy prjejrrjh tf sot sfkjwbjrj jdsj,

usuiddy it i wonhfw fr eilong tbj ftbjr horjltofn. dd ?:

pissjngjrs, wbolb wis tf `j ky òggjst pirty jvjr, wjrj fn


13/21

`firh `y tbj tokj wj rjilbjh ]jrtb stitofn inh kinigjh tf

widc ilrfss tbj efrjlfurt tf tbj bftjd wbjrj - wis grjjtjh `y,

#"uj tf i lfkputjr eiudt tbj bftjd os trj`dy fvjr`ffcjh;& inh

ky pirty wjrj nft tbj eorst ldiokints. -n tbjsj lorlukstinljs ot

os lustfkiry efr tbj bftjd tf rjdflitj yfu it tbjor j6pjnsj inh,

usuiddy, ihh in upgrihj, sf ietjr i 1uolc luppi wj `firhjh i

lfilb efr tbj "un`dinj Byhrf H :? kodjs ìlc tfwirhs

!honùrgb. @G sf eir, inh i bugj sogb fe rjdoje erfk #fur

!6pjrojnljh Xfur 2inigjr& wbf, on tbj nj6t :* yjirs, wis

fndy Iùkpjh> fnlj kfrj, inh tbit on tbj 1uotj ikusong

lorlukstinljs wbolb lfkj ditjr.

etjr i rjdi6ong swok on tbj Byhrf pffd inh in jn%fyi`djhonnjr inh `rjiceist - efunh idd tbj pirty idrjihy `firhjh fn

tbj lfilb wbolb wis tf ticj us tf `jrhjjn H j6ljpt twf

pjfpdj H Aunofr Xrivjd !6jlutovj inh bos woej wbfk - triljh

tf i nfosy idtjrlitofn wotb tbj bftjd kinigjr, tbjy bivong

ippirjntdy dflcjh tbjksjdvjs fut fe tbjor rffk lfntionong tbj

dihy>s binhìg, tbjor lisjs idrjihy bivong `jjn dfihjh fn tbj

lfilb. Njotbjr tbjor rffk cjy nfr tbj kistjr cjy, `ftb issostjh

`y ky soj *5 `fft, lfudh jeejlt in jntry inh tbjy wjrjihikint tbit tbjy wfudh nft djivj tbj bftjd wotbfut tbj

binhìg. Xokj wis hosippjirong eist inh fur trion wfudh nft

wiot efr us, it wbolb pfont - kjntiddy rjlfrhjh ky Eorst Pudj

fe tbj sulljsseud Xfur 2inigjr, I4jt tf tbj jnh fe tbj Xfur

wotb tbj ki%froty fe tbj pissjngjrs;>

3otb grjit rjdultinlj tbjy %fonjh tbj pirty fn tbj lfilb

ietjr - bih issurjh tbjk tbit tbj bftjd kinigjr kustjvjntuiddy gion illjss tf tbj rffk inh bj wfudh tbjn, it ky

suggjstofn, efrwirh tbj binhìg `y tbj j6ljddjnt Pjh =tir

pirljd sjrvolj tf tbj sboppong lfkpiny it `jrhjjn sf ot

wfudh `j wiotong efr us wbjn wj hosjkìrcjh fn fur rjturn

tbrjj hiys ditjr.

Xbjn tbjy lfkpdionjh tbit tbjy bih kossjh tbjor `rjiceist

inh wbit wis - gfong tf hf i`fut tbitO - tjdjpbfnjh tbj bftjd

it ]jrtb, erfk wbjrj wj wjrj lfntonuong fur %furnjy, inhirringjh efr i lffcjh `rjiceist tf `j wiotong efr tbjk wbjn

tbjy irrovjh tbjrj. y tbit tokj tbjy sjjkjh tf bivj dfst tbjor

ippjtotj ùt - `jdojvj tbit tbj `rjiceist wisn>t wistjh.


14/21

@ur sboppong igjnt wis wiotong efr us wotb i ùs it

`jrhjjn stitofn inh tbj pirty wis 1uolcdy trinsejrrjh tf fur

edfitong bftjd efr tbj wjjcjnh wbjrj tbjy wfudh `j on tbj lirj

fe tbj sbop>s lrjw, inh rjgudir innfunljkjnts wfudh djivj

tbjk on nf hfu`t wbit tbjor kjidtokjs wjrj inh hjtiods fe

sbfrj djivj inh j6lursofn pfssoòdotojs on `ftb @rcnjy inh

=bjtdinh.

]jilj it distO Nf lbinlj. - wis rjgudirdy iscjh oe tbj ìg

bih `jjn rjlfvjrjh, wis ot on `jrhjjn, inh wfudh ot `j

wiotong efr usO Xbj fwnjr inh bjr busình `jlikj

onlrjisongdy hostur`jh wbodst tbj docjdy j6triltofn erfk tbjor

lrjhot lirhs onlrjisjh `y stjjp onlrjkjnts is hoh tbj pfssoòdotyfe dfss inh hikigj it tbj feeolj prjkosjs efr wbolb tbj cjys

wjrj lirrojh.

$ikj 2fnhiy H inh is usuid, ietjr tbj eorst fe ky kiny

wjjcjnhs on tbfsj wfnhjreud osdinhs, fur sbop rjvjrsjh ontf

`jrhjjn bir`fur. Xbjrj wis onlrjisjh igotitofn erfk `ftb tbj

binhìg dfsjr inh bjr busình wbf wjrj lfnvonljh tbit tbj

ìg wfudh nft `j wiotong efr tbjk.

Xbjy wjrj rogbt;Pjid bystjrols rj1uorjh sognoeolint rjstriont erfk sjvjrid fe

tbj ftbjr pissjngjrs wbf bih `jlfkj prjtty ejh up wotb tbjor

`jbivofur fvjr tbj wjjcjnh, tf sulb in j6tjnt tbit tbjy bih

`jjn vortuiddy fstrilosjh inh tbjrjefrj horjltjh idd tbjor

wbongjs tf kj.

@ur igjnt on `jrhjjn bih nft rjljovjh tbj Pjh =tir

pilcigj idtbfugb lidds tf "un`dinj lfneorkjh tbit tbj ìg bih`jjn rjlfvjrjh erfk tbj `jhrffk inh hospitlbjh sffn ietjr

wj bih djetF kfrjfvjr lfneorkitofn fe ots rjljopt wis nft

jntjrjh on tbj `jrhjjn Pjh =tir feeolj rjgostritofn `ffc. Xbj

hjdovjry kin wis #sfkjwbjrj on `jrhjjn&.

-t tffc i grjit hjid fe pjrsuisofn, pirt pbysolid, tf gjt i

`yJnfw njirJhjkjntjh wfkin fn tf fur trion it `jrhjjn

wbodst - stffh it tbj jnh fe tbj pditefrk dffcong fut efr i

lfupdj fe slfuts erfk tbj sboppong feeolj wbf wjrj 1uirtjrong`jrhjjn efr tbj Pjh =tir hjdovjry vin.

: konutjs tf hjpirturj. #Cfu `jttjr gjt fn oe yfu>rj

trivjddong,& erfk tbj guirh. Pjdultintdy - hoh sf ùt bung fut


15/21

fe tbj vjry dist wonhfw is tbj trion stirtjh tf kfvj sdfwdy

sfutb H it wbolb pfont ippjirjh i eikodoir eogurj, runnong, wbf

liugbt up wotb tbj trion inh tbrjw i Pjh =tir pilcigj on

tbrfugb tbj wonhfw. Cjs, tbj Ikossong> binhìg, lfkpdjtj

wotb idd ots lfntjnts. Pjljovjh wotb in idkfst tftid lfddipsj

inh edffhs fe tjirs erfk tbj dfsjr H erfk wbfk nf tbincs.

Xbit wis ky eorst inh prfì`dy ky wfrst trop on :* yjirs

inh wotb tbj dirgjst pirty - wis jvjr govjn. - ejdt - bih

il1uottjh kysjde wjdd jnfugb on ky Isbjpbjrh> rfdj inh lfudh

binhdj inytbong tbit likj ietjr. ut jvjn is - stirtjh ky dist

trop, :* yjirs ditjr, inh dffcjh ìlc inh tbfugbt - kust bivj

jnlfuntjrjh jvjry pfsso`dj pjrkutitofn fe wbit lfudh gfwrfng H - bihn>t.

@n ky sjlfnh, lfkpdjtjdy prf`djkJerjj, trop wotb %ust i

hfjn pissjngjrs tbj fss likj idfng tf #sbfw kj tbj rfpjs&.


16/21

$ b i p t j r 9

3bjjds H inh i olyldj 2ihj efr Xwf

t *5 - hohn>t fwn ky fwn òlyldj ùt fllisofniddy `frrfwjh

"ih>s bjivy huty, songdjJspjjh, uprogbt kfhjd fn wbolb - bih

djirnjh tf rohj, ietjr dfwjrong tbj sihhdj. - rjkjk`jr, 1uotj

ldjirdy, tbj pdilj on ddjn Pfih, Pusbhjn wbjrj - eorst wjntsfdf. ->k nft surj fe tbj frogon fe tbos òcj is ot wis piontjh on

i hostonltovj sbihj fe kodotiry fdovj hri`, wbolb liusjh kj

sfkj in6ojty wbjn pissong tbj kiny kodotiry jsti`dosbkjnts

wbolb prfdoejritjh hurong tbj wir yjirs, pirtoludirdy %ust

`jefrj " "iy inh wbjrj idd tbjor j1uopkjnt inh vjboldjs wjrj

piontjh on tbj ohjntolid lfdfur.

@tbjrwosj - `frrfwjh i dihy>s I=ot up inh `jg> erfk Lnldj4jfrgj, wbf dovjh on tbj nj6t strjjt inh, wotb ky erojnh "ivj,

j6pdfrjh dflid lrfss lfuntry efftpitbs inh `rohdjwiys. -t kust

sfkjtokjs bivj `jjn rjturnjh on i prjtty kuhhy stitj ùt -

wis njvjr rjprokinhjh `y ky eivfurotj unldj.

3otbfut i òlyldj - wis uni`dj tf rjilb swokkong djssfns

erfk 3jddong`frfugb 4rikkir =lbffd it 3od`y /ohf 8nf

du6ury lfilb trivjd on tbfsj hiys7. Xbos wis nf grjit birhsbop

is - wis nft jnikfurjh fe lfdh witjr futhffr pffds 8nfr feswokkong7.

- hohn>t il1uorj ky fwn wbjjds untod - wis *?, inh

wfrcong, idtbfugb tbit wis nft ilbojvjh wotb onotoid pirjntid

ipprfvid. - wis trivjddong tf wfrc it Gjttjrong fn 0 hiys i

wjjc inh ky wjjcdy ùs tolcjt fe *5 sboddongs 8?5p7

swiddfwjh i dirgj prfpfrtofn fe ky kjigrj wjjcdy piy fe :?

sboddongs 8*.:?p7. - eogurjh tbit oe - lfudh lyldj tbj :: kodj

rjturn %furnjy hiody - lfudh sivj tbit *5 sboddongs. - stuhojh

lyldj litidfgujs issohufusdy inh jvjntuiddy sjttdjh fn i

"iwjs Edik`jiu wotb i $iriholj sihhdjìg wbolb lfudh `j


17/21

`fugbt wotb njirdy idd ky sivongs fe


18/21

nj6t


19/21

$ b i p t j r ?

=fkj ]jfpdj;

Xbj $fkpiny wbolb - sulljsseuddy rjprjsjntjh efr :* yjirs

wis frogoniddy efrkjh tf fpjritj hiy j6lursofns `y lbirtjrjh

trions ùt, huj kiondy tf rotosb Piodwiys dfsong ontjrjst on

prfvohong trions inh on iny lisj %ilcong up tbj lfst, tbjùsonjss grihuiddy hjvjdfpjh ontf #=bfrt rjics `y Piod&

usong slbjhudjh trion sjrvoljs inh wis, onotoiddy, kiondy tf

=lftdinh.

Efr kiny yjirs ot fpjritjh on tbos nolbj kircjt wotb

lfnsohjri`dj sulljss, nft djist ittriltong riodwiy jkpdfyjjs

inh pjnsofnjrs efr wbfk tbj tfurs rjprjsjntjh grjit viduj.

Xbjy usjh tbjor erjj fr hoslfuntjh trivjd eilodoty inh `jnjeotjherfk fur ùdc purlbisj fe bftjd illfkkfhitofn inh sjrvoljs.

llfrhongdy tbj tfurs tjnhjh tf ittrilt fdhjr lustfkjrs ùt

pjfpdj, undocj kfst lfilb pissjngjrs, stodd wotb jnfugb jnjrgy

tf lirry tbjor fwn ìgs fn inh fee trions, lfilbjs inh, ditjr,

pdinjs pdus tbj onotoitovj tf eonh tbjor wiy tf tbj stirt fe tbj

tfur erfk tbj hjtiodjh otonjriry prfvohjh.

Njvjrtbjdjss, - wis prjsjntjh wotb i lfkpdjtj lrfssJ

sjltofn fe tbj fdhjr pfpuditofn fvjr tbj yjirs.-t wis usuid tf kjjt kfst pissjngjrs fn tbjor onotoid riod

%furnjy inh `roje tbjk i`fut tbjor eorst jvjnong inh nj6t hiy

iltovotojs inh tokongs. @tbjrwosj wj idd kjt fvjr honnjr it tbj

bftjd H vjry fllisofniddy sfkj eiodjh tf sbfw up it tbos tokj,

sfkjtokjs `jliusj fe ditj runnong riod sjrvoljs. =fkj hohn>t

sbfw up it idd; Xbjrj lfudh `j lbiddjngong prf`djks striogbt

iwiy H docj tbj jdhjrdy gjnt - kjt on bos sjit fn i !urfstir

bjihong efr twf lbingjs fe trion `jefrj fur irrovid it

Erinceurt. Bj onefrkjh kj tbit bj njjhjh i wbjjdlbior, bihn>t

`rfugbt fnj inh njotbjr bih tbj $fkpiny `jjn wirnjh fe bos


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njjh; 3otb 1uotj sbirp lfnnjltofns on russjds inh $fdfgnj

tbos rj1uorjh i dft fe eist inh hjlosovj iltovoty fn tbj pirt fe tbj

Xfur 2inigjr wbfsj Erjnlb inh 4jrkin, os, tf siy tbj djist,

ìsol H ùt wj survovjh. @ur eorst f`%jltovj wis i Pbonj $ruosj

vjssjd kffrjh it Erinceurt inh, fnlj dfihjh, fur pissjngjr

rjkionjh fn `firh efr tbj nj6t efur hiys, tbinceuddy hjldonong

idd sbfrj j6lursofns. 3otb nftolj fe bos rj1uorjkjnt tbj rjturn

%furnjy lfudh `j pdinnjh wotb djss hriki.

- fndy jnlfuntjrjh twf ftbjr wbjjdlbior pissjngjrs on ky

trivjds. @nj gjntdjkin, illfkpinojh `y bos woej, wis i %fy tf

bivj on tfw. =bj bih wosjdy lfnsudtjh tbj lfkpiny wbf

rjejrrjh bjr tf kj inh wj bih i dfng hoslussofn fe tbjpfssoòdotojs fn tbj wbfdj ringj fe fur tfurs `jefrj hjlohong

wbolb wfudh `j tbj kfst suoti`dj.

Xbj ftbjr, i "fltfr fe wbit hoslopdonj - cnfw nft, wis i

vist dihy wbf issurjh us tbit bjr illfkpinyong erojnh lfudh

lfpj. Erojnh turnjh fut tf `j in jdhjrdy inh vjry sdogbt dihy

onlipi`dj fe kinigong tbj wbjjdlbior fn tbj djvjd, inh

pusbong up tbj stjjp rikp fn tf fur ejrry tf =bjtdinh wis fut

fe tbj 1ujstofn. "jspotj jvjry conhnjss inh lfnsohjritofn `ytbj sbop>s lrjw inh kj sbj rjkionjh tftiddy hjkinhong inh

iggrjssovj tbrfugbfut, kulb tf tbj jkìrrisskjnt fe tbj

erojnh inh ftbjr kjk`jrs fe tbj pirty wbf feejrjh bjdp 8%ust

fnlj;7.

=fkjtokjs erojnhs hjlohjh tf ticj i bfdohiy tfgjtbjr ietjr

sfkj yjirs ipirt. Xbos on otsjde djh tf sfkj sbflcs tf tbj

pirtojs onvfdvjh. @nj 1uotj dirgj tfur, stiyong on euddy `ffcjhbftjds, onlduhjh twf dihojs wbf bih nft kjt efr kiny yjirs

sonlj fnj bih jkogritjh tf ustridoi. Nft unusuiddy efr

erojnhs, inh tf sivj tbj songdjs suppdjkjnt, tbjy `ffcjh tf

sbirj i twon rffk. etjr fnj nogbt tbj ustridoin dihy

hjkinhjh tf kfvj tf i songdj rffk H bivong hoslfvjrjh tbit

on tbj ontjrvjnong yjirs bjr Ierojnh> bih `jlfkj in idkfstJ

lbion skfcjr grjitdy tf tbj hjtrokjnt fe bjr bjidtb inh

lfkefrt. Efr tbj nj6t ejw nogbts songdj rffks tbjrj wjrj nfnj.Xbj sotuitofn wis rjsfdvjh `y tbj Xfur 2inigjr govong up bos

songdj rffk efr tbj rjst fe tbj tfur H inh efr tbfsj wbf irj

ibjih fe kj it tbos stigj, N@, - hohn>t kfvj on wotb tbj


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skfcjr `ut fllupojh i sjrojs fe tbj usuid vjry grftty stiee

rffks inh donjn lup`firhs it su`sj1ujnt bftjds.

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