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Table Containing the Poems of this Essay (Contents)
Table of Contents…………………………………………………… 2
The Truth Uttered From the Gutter…………………………3
The Grass is Not Always Greener on the Other Side..4
Love For You……………………………………………………………5
Title Page…………………………………………………………………1
Jabberwocky...............………………………………………..7
The Lie…………………………………………10 (that was a lie it’s page 8)
If the World was Crazy……………………………………………10
More Cake………………………………………………………………11
A Poem I Don’t Understand…………………………………….11
Bibliography……………………………………………………………12
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The Truth Uttered From the Gutter
I love communing with my gutter
though no answer does it utter.
I sit up there upon the roof,
and feel super-humanly aloof.
I view my suburb from above,
for all of nature feel great love.
Twigs and leaves and mulch that moulders.
Oh feel the sun upon my shoulders!
Where now the worries of my life,
for on the roof there ain't no strife.
I prance about from tile to tile!
I see the neighbours nod and smile!
Thus soon I hear an ambulance -
Oh can't they see with just a glance
how happy I am on my roof.
How could anyone need more proof
yet now I find all others blind,
for they have grabbed me! 'Do you mind!!!
Let go!' I yell. I scream and shout,
but damn, I fear they'll never let me out.
The writer of this poem obviously does not have a
fear of heights. The writer also likes sitting on
roofs and cleaning gutters. This poem is very literal
and definitely eccentric, so eccentric in fact that
while the author was sitting on his roof enjoying
the world around him an ambulance was called to
take him or her away. Working on the gutters and
standing on the roof is very relaxing for the author
and removes stress and strife.
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The Grass is Not Greener on the Other Side
Should one swim with the fish into a net of false?
Though they seem the comfort,
the
pain
is
not.
For a stick is sharper than the best
of
blunt
knives,
A wise dog lives longer than a foolish cat
of
nine
lives.
Although it seems right to
follow
the
tide,
The grass is not greener
on
the
other
side.
This reminds me greatly of when you see a popstar and say “O
wish I was that guy in the TV show sooo badly” . The grass is n
always greener on the other side. This poem shows how this
metaphor is true in a slightly crazy, eccentric style. I don’t kn
exactly what the first stanza means but the second and third
show how the grass is not always greener on the other side.
Even though the cat has 9 lives, the wise dog doesn’t want to
a foolish cat for, though they have 9 lives to use, the wise dog
better at keeping its one and surviving. Even a stick is sharpe
than a blunt knife so why should we want one? The grass is
definitely not always greener on the other side.
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Love for You
My love for you
Is not red
Or pink
Or purple.
It is the color
Of the wind,
Of fear
And these words.
My love for you
Is not the sweet melody
Of a lonely magpie
Or the endless chatter
Of common demalichchas.
It is the honk of a tuk-tuk .
The whistle of Udarata Manike.
The sound of a string-less violin
Playing hard rock. Or jazz.
My love for you
Is not the reviving fresh-earth smell.
Or the delicate fragrance
Of a baby’s milky breath.
It is the stench of garlic.
And onion – as you peel each layer off.
Clinging to your fingers.
This poem is a true example of someone who is
definitely a little eccentric. The speaker compares
his or her love not to the song of a common bird but
to demalichchas, the Latin name for a species of bird
native to Sri Lanka. The speaker also shows that he
or she is not ok with the norm. Wind has no color
which makes it color all the more special and implies
that the speakers love can see through it clearly.
The speaker often compares his or her love to
something, well, not good. The speaker shows his
or her love as an onion being peeled and garlic. Also
his or her love is not the conventional rose, but a
type of flower also native to Sri Lanka. This issomething hard to understand by my interpretation
is that the speakers love is so great that it causes him
to itch when his or her loved one touches him or her.
This love is so great in fact that it is like a curse.
The speaker is probably Sri Lankan as even the
Udarata Manike is a train in Sri Lanka.
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And to your very being.
My love for you
Is not a thorny Rose-
Drawing blood;
Or a trimmed one -
Unnaturally dainty.
It is a valley of Nidikumba
That blooms among prickles
And itches. When you touch.
My love for you
Is a witch’s blessing.
My love for you
Is a fairy’s curse.
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JABBERWOCKY
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shunThe frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
Lewis Carol, author of the book “ Alice InWonderland” created this poem, filled
with made up words, impossible
creatures, and a very confusing, even
eccentric, lines. Some of the words even
became widely known and used, such as
the word (or nonword) vorpal. The poem
is about a Jabberwock which is a
seemingly dragon like monster. A father
is warning his son to beware the
Jabberwock and instead the son goes andkills it. This reminds me of all the stories
in which a hero ignores some advice and
goes to kill a monster.
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He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
THE LIE
One day I told a lie
Its color was clear and whiteThis lie twisted around me
I became bound and tied
A small word of deception
Kept growing and maturing
Developing to lure me
Difficult to get out
Confused in solitary
Desperate and Alone
The lie was sanctuary
I kept going on
The lie became everything
All things in my life
To a point where I couldn’t
Tell what’s wrong or right
The lie I once told
Is now part of me and I don’t know what’s real
Cuz it’s several years old
I don’t know if it happened
Or whether the lie has grown
I once told a lie
At the time it didn’t seem much
At the time I was younger
And didn’t know or judge
I didn’t have a choice
I didn’t have much
We have all told lies, but this is the type that just neve
goes away. Apparently. This little white lie stuck in the
mind of the speaker and grew until the speaker could
not ignore it. The lie wracks the speaker with so much
guilt that the speaker wishes that the lie were true or
that he or she had never told the lie. Although lies are
very bad this seems like it may be a little bit of an
overreaction and definitely a little bit crazy.
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I know I told a lie that didn’t seem much
I know I made a mistake
I kept it all inside
Till I couldn’t breathe anymore
I hid it and buried it
Deep within my soul
I only told a lie
And now it lives inside me
It feeds on my emotions
And eliminates my happiness
Tears up my heart inside
I feel sorry sometimes
Sorry for my self
I feel guilty too
I can never rest
The lie grew and grew
Until the things I do
Came back to take revengeRevenge by me for me
By me because I lied
For me because I hid
I hid from the truth
I was only a kid
The truth that it happened
The truth and what it did
Now I’m only trapped
Chained to an evil lie
About the truth that lives
I wish the truth was deadI wish the lie was true
I wish it never happened
To me when I was a kid
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If the World Was Crazy
If the world was crazy, you know what I'd eat?
A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat,
A lemonade sandwich, and then I might try
Some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie,
A nice notebook salad, an underwear roast,
An omelet of hats and some crisp cardboard toast,
A thick malted milk made from pencils and daisies,
And that's what I'd eat if the world was crazy.
If the world was crazy, you know what I'd wear?
A chocolate suit and a tie of eclair,
Some marshmallow earmuffs, some licorice shoes,
And I'd read a paper of peppermint news.
I'd call the boys "Suzy" and I'd call the girls "Harry,"
I'd talk through my ears, and I always would carry
A paper umbrella for when it grew hazy
To keep in the rain, if the world was crazy.
If the world was crazy, you know what I'd do?
I'd walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe,
I'd fly through the ground and I'd skip through the air,
I'd run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair.
When I met somebody I'd say "G'bye, Joe,"
And when I was leaving--then I'd say "Hello."
And the greatest of men would be silly and lazy
So I would be king...if the world was crazy.
If the world was crazy, I would not include this in a
list of eccentric poems. This poem is about crazy.
It switches what you do with something with what
you do with others. The speaker considers him or
herself silly and lazy because he or she thinks that
in this crazy world silly lazy people are great and
that he or she would be the king, greatest of them
all. This crazy world is definitely backwards. This
poem has a definite light and happy air to it with a
bouncy rhyme scheme and silly tone.
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A Poem I Don't Understand
This poem
is supposedly
metaphorical deep
and dictactic but I just don't
get it
More Cake
When life
gets you down, just
think; there are only so
many cookies but there's always
more cake
The first poem is definitely eccentric. The entire poem is
about how the speaker does not understand the poem he
or she is speaking. The poem is supposed to be
metaphorical deep, but is apparently not, or at least, I don’t
get the poem either.
The second poem definitely draws up a memory of when
someone says “I’m sorry were out of that but have some of
this!” The poem is not actually about cookies and cakethough, it is about how there is always something good in
the world (or at least somewhere) even if there is none of
one good thing.
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Bibliography
By suecat
Jun 5, 2011 © Susan Henderson, All rights reserved.
http://allpoetry.com/poem/8709143-the_Truth_Uttered_From_the_Gutter-by-suecat
All Poetry.com
The Truth Uttered From the Gutter
Smell It Yet.com
http://www.smellityet.com/2012/03/grass-is-not-greener-on-other-side.html
By EcoWarrior
The Grass is Not Greener on the Other Side
Journal of an Eccentric
Keying some wayward thoughts
http://minolisw.wordpress.com/category/eccentric-poems/
Love for You
By minzysw in Eccentric Poems
Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)
JABBERWOCKY
Posted by ISIS
http://mycrazypoem.blogspot.com/
The Lie
Shel Silverstein
If the World Was Crazy
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posted by reubs
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