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L’ode à la merdeLorsqu’après un repas l’estomac vous tiraille,Que tout au fond de vous le haricot travaille…Qu’il est doux de penser que bientôt, pas très loin,
Vous courrez prestement pour chier dans un coin.Qu’on est bien, accroupi, les coudes sur les cuisses,
Tandis qu’environné d’une troupe de SuissesOn exhibe au grand air l’hémisphère dodu
Qui cache encore aux yeux le chef-d’œuvre attendu.Ami ! Il est, dit-on, un art en toute chose,Aussi bien à chier qu’à cultiver les roses.
Or donc, pour opérer avec discernement,Gardez-vous qu’un papier ne vienne absurdement
Lorsque l’œuvre est parfaite, écraser l’accessoire.Tss ! Tss ! Pas de papier si vous voulez m’en croire,
Laissez aux constipés ce procédé piteuxQui gâche absolument un plaisir si juteux,Que le bout de l’index, seul, fasse cet office.
Quand il aura touché trois fois votre orificeQui vient de s’entrouvrir comme une tendre fleur,
Il teindra votre doigt d’une étrange couleur.Ami, si vous voulez encor goûter des charmes,
Sur la blanche muraille, esquissez quelques larmes.Et si, par aventure, abondant est l’extrait,
De celle que vous aimez vous ferez le portrait.
Victor Hugo
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