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Have you ever ridden a funicular? If you’ve ridden an incline railway, you have. Let’s look at some of the many funiculars in the world…going up with history!
A funicular is a railway that is used on •steep inclines where two counterbalanced cars are linked by a cable. When one goes up, the other comes down. The rail cars are built specifically for the grade of theincline the funicular is climbing so that passengers remain horizontal riding up or down – and, yes, the cars look odd!The oldest funicular in the world is be-•lieved to be the Reiszug, at Hohensalzburg Castle (built to transport sup-plies) in Salz-burg, Austria. It was firstdocumented in 1515 by Cardinal Mat-thaüs Lang who became the Archbish-op of Salzburg. The Reiszug is privately owned but an-•other funicular, Festungsbahn, dating from 1892, is open to the public going to the same castle.Most of the old funiculars have been up-•dated so that instead of ropes and human or animal power, they are operated by electricity.Older funiculars had four rails until Profes-•sor Thaddeus Lowe came up with the idea using three rails in 1893 with the Mount Lowe Railway in Altadena, CA. A four-rail section in the middle allows the cars to pass.Wellington, New Zealand is a hilly city •where private funiculars are common. The public Wellington Cable Car (a funicular) is a widely recognized symbol of the city. It passes through three tunnels and over three bridges. The Wellington Cable Car Museum is at the top in the city of Kel-burn.
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Los Angeles that dates back to 1901. The name does not contain an apostrophe…even though it is not grammatically cor-rect!Angels Flight has operated at two loca-•tions. For 68 years it was operated with a good safety record in the Bunker Hill area. When the area underwent redevelopment the components were put into storage for 27 years. In 1996 Angels Flight was re-built and reopened a half block south of the original location. In 2001 an accident occurred and it closed again. Today, the original cars, Sinai and Olivet, and the rest of Angels Flight are almost ready to reopen!Many funiculars are listed as historic and •preserved for us to enjoy. Whether called incline railways, inclined planes, cliff rail-ways, elevators, or lifts …all serve to move people or things up and down!
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J.K. Graves, a former mayor, senator and •banker in Dubuque, Iowa, wanted more time for lunch and a nap… living on top of the hill, his buggy ride to the bottom for work took too long. He had a one-car fu-nicular built for his private use in 1882. In the late 1800s the Fenelon Place Eleva-tor Co. formed and the funicular became public, revamped with a streetcar motor, turnstile and steel cables. In 1977 a major overhaul was done and it is still opera-tional today. Great view of three states!The Fenelon Place Elevator is said to be •the shortest and steepest scenic railway in the world. It is 296 ft. (90 m) in length and transports passengers 189 ft. (58 m) uphill.Another short line…said to be the short-•est funicular in the world, is in Zagreb, Croatia. It was built in 1890, is 216.5 ft. (66 m) long and the difference from top to bottom is only 98.5 ft. (30 m).The Duquesne and Monongahela In-•clines in Pittsburgh, PA were built in 1870 and 1877, respectively, and are still oper-ational. Through the years Pittsburgh has had 17 funiculars with the Monongahela being the oldest continuously operating in the U.S. Also in Pennsylvania, the Johnstown In-•clined Plane is large enough to haul wag-ons, horses, and vehicles up a 70.9% grade. It was built in 1889 when new resi-dentialareasopeneduphillafterafloodand has helped with flood rescues in1936 and 1977. The Lookout Mountain Incline Railway in •Chattanooga, TN carries passengers one mile (1.6 km) on what is claimed to be the world’s steepest passenger railway, a 72.7% grade.Between 1883 and 1932, there were 29 •funiculars in Valparaiso, Chile. It is the principal port and only large city in Chile builtonhills.Thefifteenfunicularsinop-eration today are an integral part of the transit system. The Canadian side of Niagara Falls in •Ontario has the Horseshoe Falls Incline. It does not descend into the gorge below the falls like past area funiculars. It was built in 1966 for access to businesses above the falls. The Funiculaire du Vieux Quèbec in Que-•bec City originally used a water ballast system of propulsion in 1879. It was con-verted to electrical power in 1907. It links
the upper and lower parts of the only city in North America with historic city walls. The only water driven funicular still in •good shape operating today is the Brom Jesus Funicular in Braga, Portugal.Several funiculars have been built in •the Rocky Mountains of Colorado but the only one still operational is at Royal Gorge.Itwasdifficulttobuild,withgranitemountain walls looming around it. It de-scends 1500 ft. (457 m) to the Arkansas River with great views of the Royal Gorge Bridge overhead.The Katoomba Scenic Railway is part of a •large privately-owned tourist attraction in the Blue Mountains of New South Wales, Australia. It was built in the 1880s as part of a network of trams for a coal and shale mining operation.
Niesen Moun-•tain, often called the Swiss Pyra-mid, in the Swiss Alps is home to the Niesenbahn Funicular which was completed in 1910. It is the longest funicular in Europe with the longest stairway in
the world beside it. The stairway is opened to the public once a year for a run. With 11,674 steps, training is needed! “Funiculì, Funiculà was a song composed •in 1880 by Peppino Turco, an Italian jour-nalist, and set to music by Luigi Denza to commemorate the opening of the funicu-lar at Mount Vesuvius in Naples, Italy. The song gave the funicular worldwide fame. It was built on an active volcano, and af-ter several eruptions was destroyed in 1944. The area around Mount Vesuvius was made a National Park in 1995.Angels Flight is the name of a funicular in •
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On • Oct. 11, 1793, the death toll from a yellow fever epidemic in Philadelphia hits 100 per day after refugees from a yellow fever epidemic in the Caribbean fled tothe city. Philadelphia was the seat of the United States government at the time, but federal authorities simply evacuated the city in face of the raging epidemic.On • Oct. 10, 1877, the U.S. Army holds a West Point funeral with full military honors for Colonel George Armstrong Custer. Killed at the Battle of the Little Big Horn the previous year, Custer’s body had been returned to the East for burial on the grounds of the U.S. Military Academy at West Point, N.Y., where Custer had graduated in 1861 ... at the bottom of his class.On • Oct. 8, 1918, during World War I, U.S. Corporal Alvin C. York is credited with single-handedly killing 25 German soldiers and capturing 132 in the Argonne Forest of France, for which he earned the Congressional Medal of Honor.On • Oct. 6, 1926, Yankee slugger Babe Ruth hits a record three home runs against the St. Louis Cardinals in the fourth game of the World Series. The Yanks won the game 10-5, but despite Ruth’s unprecedented performance, they lost the championship in the seventh game.On • Oct. 5, 1947, President Harry Truman makes the first-evertelevised presidential address from the White House, asking Americans to cut back on their use of grain in order to help starving Europeans. He also requested that the public voluntarily forgo meat on Tuesdays, eggs and poultry on Thursdays and save a slice of bread each day.On • Oct. 7, 1960, the television program “Route 66” airs its firstepisode, relating the roadside adventures of Buz and Tod as they cruised the famous highway in Tod’s Corvette convertible. The program ran for four years.On • Oct. 9, 1974, German businessman Oskar Schindler, credited with saving 1,200 Jews from the Holocaust, dies at age 66. In 1944, at great risk to himself, he bribed Nazi officials into allowinghim to keep his workers and set up a factory in a safer location in occupied Czechoslovakia.
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