Thurber’s Men, Women And Dogs
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21 HUMOR CARTOONS
A BANTAM BOOKCOMPLETE AND UNABRIDGED
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MEN, WOMEN AND DOGS
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Thurber MEN,WOMEN ANDDOGS
WITH A PREFACE BY Dorothy Parker
BANTAM books
NEW YORKtil
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A BANTAM BOOK pii6/i.Nh<»d by arrangement with Harcourl, Brae
•nil Company.
Bantam E<)itibn Publislied
Fel*ruary, 1946
Copyright, mz, by Janiee Thurber
'0 book
Primed in the I’niied Stales of America
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TO ANDY WHITEwho picked up the first of these restless scrawls
from the floor fifteen years ago and bravely set
a^ut the considerable ta^k of getting them pub-lished, this book is gratefully and affectionately
dedicated
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTAll the captioned drawings published in this
book were first printed in The New Yorker. Mostof the spots also appeared in the same magazinewith the exception of a few drawn especially forthis book by James Thurber.
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Preface
I had long ago made
my design for what was
to become of me when
the Reaper had swung
hi5 scythe through my
neck- I was to be cre-
mated after death—at
least, I always trusted it
would be after death. I even left instructions to this effect
lyn my will, a document that might otherwise have been
writ in a large, schoolgirl backhand on the head of a pin.
Now, with the publication of this book, I must change
those words, and with them my plans for the long, long
rest. Now I want to be left as
approximately is, so I may be
buried in a prominent place
on a travelled thoroughfare
through a wildly popular cem-
etery. Above me I want a big
white stone—you will see why
it must be big—on which I
want carven in dear letters:
"Uncover before this dust, for
when it was a woman, it was
doubly honored. Twice in life,
it was given to her below to
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introduce the work of James Thurber. Reader, who around
here, including you, can tie that record?
1 like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as
you might say, something to live for.
It gives me, also, a lovely diversion with which to whilejy
away eternity. I have always found it best to be quiet and
alone with a Thurber drawing, that I may seek to fathom
what went on in the lives of the characters depicted, before
the artist chose his moment for setting them down forever.
Sometimes I wonder if eternity is going to be half long
enough for me to make anything near a reasonable guess,
Consider, for instance, the picture showing a man, his
wife, and a male guest. They are standing in a something
less than gracious enclosure, furnished mainly with a book-
case apparently ordered by mail from the company that
did such notable work in Pisa. And on top of the bookcase
is a woman on all fours. So help me God, there is a woman^*^
on all fours on top of the bookcase. And the host is saying.
’’That’s my first wife up there, and this is the present Mrs.
Harris.”
Well, what would you do about that? I worked for a
while on the theory that the first Mrs. Harris, the one on
top of the bookcase, was dead and stuffed, but my heart
was never really in it. In the first place, she doesn’t look
stuffed; she looks limp. She looks limp and resigned and
only a trifle bewildered. She has the look of having been
where she is for a long time. How do they feed her? Dothey put a cover over her at night? And what made her
husband dispose of her and take his present mate? Thenew spouse is no more sweetly shaped, no more elegantly
clothed, no more carefully coiffed than the old one. They-^look equally terrible. Could it be tliat the first wife had a
habit of crouching on top of bookcases, and one day he
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could stand it no longer and said, "Oh, all right, if that’s
what you want to do," and flung out and got married
again? What does the new wife, that present Mrs. Harris,
think of the arrangement? She looks not too sensitive,
j^uckily for her, but she must know, when her friends come
in for bridge, that her household is not overly conven-
tional. And the bookcase is full of books. What books, in
heaven’s name, what books do such people read?
You understand what I mean when I say that eternity
will not be long enough for my figuring?
Or take again, for instance, the fine drawing of the
court scene—the mild judge, the cocksure lawyer, and the
aghast witness. "Perhaps this will refresh your memory,"
the law)'er is saying in his nasty way, as he produces, no
doubt with a flourish, a kangaroo—a tender, young, in-
nocent, wistful kangaroo. What, I ask you, what can lie
^aek of that?
I give up such things; or at least I say I do. But I find I
keep on working at them througli the white niglits.
I cannot say that James Thurber's work has progressed.
No. more could I say that the new moon is more exquisite
than the last one. I will not be so illiterate as to expand
the perfect into the more perfect.
But I do say I see certain changes in his characters. The
men seem to me, in the main, a little smaller, even a little
more innocent, even a little more willing to please than
befote. Also, the pince nez, superbly done by a slanted line
across the nose, seems to be more w'idely worn by them.
It is to be hoped they do not turn to glasses to obtain a
better view of their w'omen. Because the ladies are increas-
i^ingly awful. They get w'orse and worse, as we sit here.
And there they are behaving, with never a moment s
doubt, like femmes fatales.
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It is hard for me to comment on The War Between Menand Women, for naturally I am partisan because of mysex. It is tough going for me to see the women in retreat,
routed; finaly to witness the woman general, mounted on
that curious horse, doubtless a spy, surrendering her base-jy
ball bat to the late enemy. I comforted myself with the
fact that no man had equaled the strange wild daring of
Mrs. Pritchard’s Leap. TTien I realized I needed no such
comfort. For if you study this glorious battle sequence
closely, you will realize that the women, rout or no rout,
surrender or no surrender, are tlie real winners. I supposeI understand that we are licked only when I say I doubtif our victory is for the best.
Mr, Thurber s animals have not changed with his newwork; they have just got more so. My heart used to growsoft at the sight of his dogs; now it turns completely liquid.
I give you, for the third time in instance, that darling wha^*^looks cautiously out his door, curves his paw to the snow-storm, and turns his poor, bewildered head up to the spew-ing heavens. There is nowhere else existent an innocencelike to that of Thurber animals. . . . Even that strange,
square beast, beside which lie the neat hat, the cold pipe,the empty shoe, and in front of which stands the sternwoman, her hands on her hips, demanding, "What haveyou done with Dr. Mil'-ioss?"
You see how easy it is to say "Thurber animals." Theartist has gone into the la.;.;;;age. How often we say, "He’sa Thurber man” or "Look at that woman—she’s a perfect
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Thurber, and, God h..'p us and them, we are alwaysunderstood. We need no more about them. We havebeen taught to r .-cogiiize them by the master. Possibly -jf
1 hurber humans .uid animals existed before the artist drewthem. I am willing to concede that they may have, but I
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am strong to say that I doubt it. I believe that Nature again
has been shown her place, and has gone into her old spe-
cialty of imitating art.
Two of my best friends are dogs of a whirling melange
yj|jOf ancestry. They are short in the paw, long and wavering
in the body, heavy and worried in the head. They are
willing, useless, and irresistible. Nobody ever asks their
breed. "Oh, look at the Thurber dogs,” people say who
see them for the first time. ... If I were Mr. Thurber,
I should rather have my name used that way even than
have it bracketed, as it has so often been, with that of
Matisse. . , .
I think you must know how I feel to be in the same book
with a fine artist, to be standing here, this moment and
forever, presenting his finest work. That is why I choke a
little when I say, and with doubled privilege and doubled
!lj| pride that I may say it again: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr.
James Thurber.
DOROTHY PARKER
Neuf York, 1943
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CONTENTS
PREFACE vii
DRAWINGS 1
SERIES
' ^ THE MASCULINE APPROACH 187
FIRST AID 209
THE WAR BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN 215
INDEX OF CAPTIONS 235
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she
saw.
Thomas
Jeffer-
ildren
and
Monticello.”
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I’d
dread
falling
under
your
spell,
Mr.
Pierson.
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You’re
going
a
bit
far,
Miss
Blanchard.
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Other
end.
Mr.
Pemherton
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Hello,
darling
—
woolgathering?
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Ican’t
stand
to
have
my
pulse
felt,
Doctor!
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is
like
that
awful
afternoon
we
telephoned
Mencken.
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arling,
Iseem
to
’o
we
this
rabbit.
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r
hole,
Mrs.
Bixby!
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And
this
is
Tom
Weathcrby,
an
old
beau
of
your
mother's.
He
never
got
to
first
base.”
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• I *
"It’s Parkins, sir, wt’re 'aving a bit of a time below stairs.
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"George! If that's you I'U never forgive you!"
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t »
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d
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What
do
four
ones
beat?
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<!nrc
Mav.
1927.
Miss
Prentice.
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What
ever
became
of
the
Socialist
Party?
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Lipptnann
scares
me
this
morning.
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uncle
say
1
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Your
husband
has
talked
about
nothing
but
you,
Mrs.
Miller.
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"What
do
you
want
to
be
inscrutable
for,
Marcia?
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See
you
at
the
barricades.
Mr.
Whitsonby
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wife
wants
to
spend
Halloween
with
her
first
husband.
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I
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She
built
up
her
personality
but
she’s
undermined
her
character.
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becomes
of
your
own
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never
dreamed
your
union
had
been
blessed
with
issue!
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[
called
the
wrong
number,
why
did
you
answer
the
phone?
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I
suppose
all
that
you
men
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You
gah
dam
pussy
cats!"
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Ido
love
you.
Ijust
don
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hy don’t you let me know what it is, if it’s so pleasant?”
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"They were shot by George's uncle—the one that lost his
mind."
*
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"Perhaps this will refresh your memory.’*
V
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"I’m afraid you are in the wrong apartment, Madam.”
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if not really Patricia Quinn, who plays the part. The other
symbols, from right to left, are Margaret Wycherly, HenryHull. Dean fagger, Sam Byrd, Reneice Rehan, and RuthHunter.
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The
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The
Indifference
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Sweep-’Em-Off-Their-Feet
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The
Man-of-the-World,
or
Ordering-in-French
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The
Sudden
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First Aid
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INDEX OF CAPTIONS
Alice can be a little girl Com-
,
*nando in your game, Donald.”
Aj, .
161All right, all right, try it that
Way! Go ahead and try it that
way!” 27• • . and keep me a normal,healthy girl.” 35
"And this is my father, Mr. Wil-liams—home from the wars orsomething.” 14And this is the little woman.”
And this is Tom Weatherby, anold beau of your mother’s. Henever got to first base.” 67
Continental-Manners Technique,
The 203
"Dance with the nice man's little
boy, dear.” 160
"Darling, 1 seem to have this rab-
bit." 62
Destinations 46
"Dr. Livingstone, I presume?” 44
’Do you people mind if I take
off some of these hot clothes?”
40
Enemies, The 47
"Every day is Arbor Day to Mr.
Chisholm.” 115
Bang! Bang! Bang!" 143Battle of Labrador. The 224Battle on the Stairs, The 218
(
<indy.and-Flower CampaigiThe
Capture of Three Physics Pi
sors
"Father would be much happier
if you wouldn’t.” 155
Fight in the Grocery, The 219
"For Heaven’s sake, why don’t
you go outdoors and trace
something?” 56
"George! If that’s you I'll never
forgive you!" 93
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Gettysburg 230
"Good morning, my feathered
friends!” 38
Harpo Marx Attack, The 207
"Have you no code, man?” 25
"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-
bun?” 9
"He doesn’t believe a single word
he’s read in the past ten years."
162
"He doesn't know anything ex-
cept facts.” 120
"He hates people.” 121
"He knows all about art, but he
doesn't know what he likes."
116
"Hello, darling—woolgather-
ing: 43
"Here! Here! There's a place for
that, sir!” 75
"Here’s to m' first wife, darling
—
she only wore one hat, Godbless ’er!" 22
Heroic, or Dangers-I-Have-
Known, Method, The 196
Her-Two-Little-Hands-in-His-
Huge-Ones Pass, The 201
"He's been like this ever since
Munich." 7
"He’s given up everything for a
whole year.” 57
"He’s just heard about the changes
that are taking place in civili-
aation.” 87
"He’s so charming it gives youthe creeps." 134
Hound and the Hat, The 76-83
"How’s about going somewhereand trying traction splints oneach other. Miss Bryson?” 214
’I assume, then, that you regard
yourself as omniscient. If I am
wrong, correct me!’’ 30
"I beg to differ with you!” . .88
"I brought a couple of midgets—;
do you mind?” 15
"I can’t get in touch with your
uncle, but there’s a horse here
that wants to say hello.” IH
"I can’t stand to have my pulse
fHt, Doctor!” 45^
"I come from haunts of coot and
hern!” lO’*'*\
"I’d dread falling under you* t,
spell. Mr. Pierson.” 20|
"I’d feel a great deal easier if her !
husband hadn’t gone to
bed.”_
146!
”I do love you. I just don't feel
like talking military tactics with
you.” l67
"I don’t know them either, dear,
but there may be some ver^ :
simple explanation.” 63
"1 don’t w’ant any part of it!” 33
"1 don't want him to be com-
fortable if he’s going to look
loo funny.” l4l
”I drew three mote clubs and
filled my flush!” 26
"If you can keep a secret, IH
tell you how my husband
died." 113
’ Til thank you to keep your moth-
er’s name out of this!” 41
"I love the idea of there being
two sexes, don’t you?” 159
"I’m afraid you are in the wrong
apartment, Madam.” 180
I-h^y-Go-Away-for-a-Year-or-
Two Move, The 208
I’m-Drinking-Mysclf-to-Death- ^and-Nobody^Can-Stop^Mc .
Method, *1116 191
I’m-Not-Good-Enough-for-You
Announcement, The 204
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'I'm offering you sanctuary, Dr.
Mason." 23
'I’m. so glad you're a writer
—
I’m just full of themes and
A id^" 112
'I'm Virgo with the moon in
Aries, if that will help you
any." 92
"I’m wearing gloves because I
don’t want to leave any hnger-
)rints around." 171
indifference Attitude, The 198
"I never really rallied after the
birth of my first child." 136
"In first-aid class today we learned
eleven different ways to poison
people."
"I said the hounds of Spring are
on Winter's traces—but let it
.pass, let it pass!" 42
y say she used to be no better
than she ought to be, but she
is now." 119
I suppose all that you men think
about is war.” 149
"I tell you there isn't going to be
any insurrection.” 94
"It goes ’Build thee some stately
mansions, O my soul.’" 150
"I think he’s stopped breathing.
What do I do now?" 213
"I think of you as being enor-
mously alive." 36
"I thought you'd enjoy Miss Per-
rish, darling. She has a constant
ringing in her ears, too." 96
"It’s a naive domestic Burgundy
without any breeding, but I
.think you’ll be amused by its
'^Presumption." 17
"It's Lida Bascom's husband—he's
frightfully unhappy." 64
"It’s our own story exactly! He
bold as a hawk, she soft as the
dawn.” 69
"It’s Parkins, sir. we’re ’aving a
bit of a time below stairs." 90
"I want you to know Mr. 'Thrawn,
Mr. Simms. Mr. Thrawn claims
to be a werewolf." 86
"I was voted the biggest heel in
school, Mamma!" 137
"I wonder what dark flowers
grow in the mysterious caverns
of your soul." 8
"I wouldn’t rent this room to
everybody, Mr. Spencer. This is
where my husband lost his
mind." MJust-a-Little-Boy System, The 205
"Laissez faire and let laissez faire
is what I believe in." 122
Last Flower, The 153
•'Le ccEur a ses raisons, Mrs.
Bence que la raison ne connait
pas.
Let-'Em-Wait-and-Wonder Plan,
The 199
Letter-Writing Method. The 199
"Lippmann scares me this morn-' 109
*ng.
"Look out, Harry!" 54
•’Look out! Here they come
again!" 1^^
"Lots of little men have got some-
where—Napoleon, Dollfuss,
Billy Rose.” 48
Man-of-the-World, or Ordering-
in-Frcnch Maneuver, The 202
"Maybe you don't have charm,
Lily but you’re enigmatic."
158
Men’s G.H.Q. 220
"Miss Gorce is in the embalming
game." 181
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"Mother, this is Tristram." 154
Mrs. Pritchard’s Leap 226
"My analyst is crazy to meet you,
darling." 176
"My heart has been a stick of
wood since May, 1927, Miss
Prentice.’* 107
"^^y wife had me arrested one
night last week." 4
"My wife wants to spend Hallo-
we’en with her first husband."
133
"Now if I were Ovcta Culp
Hobby . . 163
"Now I'm going to go in over
your horns!" 105
"Of course he’s terribly nervous,
but I’m sure he meant it as a
pass at me.” 172
"Oh, Doctor Contoy—look!” 144
"One of us ought to be a Boswell,
taking all this down." 117
"One of you men in the kitclien
give the officer another drink!"
, 91
"Ooooo, guistiei!” 114
"Other end, Mr. Pemberton." 39
Overt Act, The 217
Parley 229
Pawing System, The 193
"Perhaps this will refresh your
memory." 177
Rain in the desert 152
Retreat 231
Rout 232
"See you at the barricades, Mr.
Whitsonby!” 131
"She built up her personality but
she’s undermined her charac-
ter." 135
"She has the true Emily Dickin-
son spirit except that she gets
fed vp occasioiially.” ^"She predicts either war ot the
,
end of the world in
"She’s all I know about Bryn
Mawr and she*s all I have to
know.”
"She says she’s burning with a
hard, gemlike flame. It’s some t
thing they learn in school, 1
thinl" 52
"She’s been this way ever since
she saw. ’Camille.’" 1^5
"She’s broken up about this play
she saw. Thomas Jefferson
loses his wife and four children
and Monticeflo.'' 16,
"She’s reading some novel that’s
breaking her heart, but we^dontt
;
know where she hides it.’3*'
"Shut up, Prince! What’s biting
you?" 5
Sniper, The 228
"Sorry, partner!" 1®
Spy. The 225
Strange-Fascination Technique,
The 194
Strong, Silent System, The 192
Sudden Onslaught, 'The 206
Surrender
Surrender of Three Blondes
Sweep-’Em-Off-Their-Feet Melh*
nH Th# 200
233
223
"Tell her she’s afraid to come out
and fight!" ®9
"That martyred look won’t K**
you anywhere with me!” *2%
"That’s my first wife up theje,
and this is the present Mrs-
Harris." 157
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‘The party's breaking up, dar-
ling.” 28
There go the most intelligent of
all animals.” 185
There’s no use you trying to save
me, my good man.” 6
'They’re going to put you awayif you don't quit acting like
this.” 145
’The trouble with me is I can
never say no.” 118
They were shot by George’s
uncle—the one that lost his
mind." 173
'This gentleman was kind enough
to see me home, darling." 29
'This is like that awful after-
noon we telephoned
Mencken.” 61
This is Miss Jones, Doctor—
I
want you to cheer her up.
She’s been through hell re-
cently.” 124
'This is not the real me you re
seeing, Mrs. Clisbie.” 85
'Tobacco Road” 182
"Touche!”
1
Unhappy-Childhood Story,
The 197
"Unhappy woman!” 129
"Welcome back to the old water
hole, Mrs. Bixby!” 66
"Well, don't come and look at
the rainbow then, you big
ape!” 2
"Well, if I called the wrong
number, why did you answer
the phone?” 147
/Well, Vm disenchanted, too.
We’re all disenchanted.” 60
"Well, it makes a difference to
me!” 175
Ucll, the bridge game is off.
Ely Culbertson is coming and
he wants us all to help plan
the post-war world.” 178
"Well, who made the magic go
out of our marriage—you or
nie.^" 68
"Well, you’re not going to try
the fireman’s lift on me!” 212
"Well, you see, the story reaUy
goes back to when 1 was a
teensy-weensy little girl." 53
"What do four ones beat.^ ” 104
"What do you want me to do
with your remains,
George.^" 31
"What do you want to be in-
scrutable \or, Marcia;'" 123
"What ever became of the So-
cialist Party?” 198
"What have you done with Dr.
Millmoss?" 95
"Whafs come over you since Fri-
day. Miss Schc-mke?” 65
•’What the hell ever happened to
the old-fashioned love
story:'" 5
Which you am I talking to
now’.-’” 1^9
"Who are you today— Ronald
Colman.^" I'l^
"Who is this Hitler and what
does he want?” 1^^
"Why did I ever marry below
my emotional level!” 163
"Why don’t you let vie know
what it is, if it S so
plc-asant?"1^9
"Why don’t you wait and see
what becomes of your own gen-
eration before you jump on
mine?"
"Why do you keep raising me
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Zero Hour—Connecticut 227
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