Thou Shalt Not Kill Thy Neighbour

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A collection and showcase of illustrated notes and letters that people leave for their neighbours.

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  • A Good Neighbour is one who smiles at you over the back fence - but doesnt climb over it.A Good Neighbour is one who smiles at you over the back fence - but doesnt climb over it.

    We have all suffered at the hands of noisy, unhygienic, or just plain annoying neighbours. This book has been made to reassure you that the imaginative methods of torture you have often dreamt up for old Margaret at number 8, or the brutal home-truths youre saving for the snooty cow over the road, are perfectly normal!

    Annoying neighbours are a worldwide epidemic, so to try and restore harmony to our contaminated cul-de-sacs, here is a new set of commandments for people to adhere to so that if we cannot learn to love eachother,

    we can at least avoid an ASBO.

    We have all suffered at the hands of noisy, unhygienic, or just plain annoying neighbours. This book has been made to reassure you that the imaginative methods of torture you have often dreamt up for old Margaret at number 8, or the brutal home-truths youre saving for the snooty cow over the road, are perfectly normal!

    Annoying neighbours are a worldwide epidemic, so to try and restore harmony to our contaminated cul-de-sacs, here is a new set of commandments for people to adhere to so that if we cannot learn to love eachother,

    we can at least avoid an ASBO.

    INTRODUCTIONINTRODUCTION

  • Thou shalt onlybadmouthwhenprotectedby asoundproofwall.

    Thou shalt onlybadmouthwhenprotectedby asoundproofwall.

  • Thoushaltnotcreatefalseidols

    Thoushaltnotcreatefalseidols

  • Thoushaltnotbutcher thymothersbelongings.

    Thoushaltnotbutcher thymothersbelongings.

  • Thoushaltworkonthy chat-uplines

    Thoushaltworkonthy chat-uplines.

  • Thoushalthelpwiththerehabilitationof thyneighbourscat.

    Thoushalthelpwiththerehabilitationof thyneighbourscat.

  • Thoushaltnotthreatenchildren.

    Or theirtoys.

    Thoushaltnotthreatenchildren.

    Or theirtoys.

  • Thoushaltdispose ofthydogsshitinthine ownbin.

    Thoushaltdispose ofthydogsshitinthine ownbin.

  • Thoushaltnotsteal.

    Thoushaltnotsteal.

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