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PGParental Guidance required for children under 10 and Illiterate Adults

THE UNPUBLISHED BOOK

FAKHRUDDIN KAIFY


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Bismillah Arrehman Nirraheem

In the Name Of Allah,

The Compassionate and The Merciful

THE UNPUBLISHED BOOK

Fakhruddin Kaify

HUMOUR, SATIRE and PUN blended together

to makeTHE UNPUBLISHED BOOK ,

The Most Serious Bookof its Time.


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Rights of Publication

No need to reserve the Rights. In Pakistan there is no such fear for books.

Books are safer than Mobile phones.

Name of the book: THE UNPUBLISHED BOOK

Author: Fakhruddin Kaify

Translator: Fakhruddin Kaify

Email: [email protected]

Address: 97-D, Mir Khan Colony

Autobahn, Latifabad 12.

Hyderabad (Pakistan)

Mobile: 03332107138

Title Designed by: Dr. Humera & Jazba Siddiqui

Composed by: M. Zubair Siddiqui

Published by: M. Arsalan Siddiqui (September 2012)

Price: Rs 300

Euro 7
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Dedicated:-

To my Parents as this book is the outcome of their Teachings and

Upbringing

To my Children, Dr. Humera Khalid, M.Arsalan, M.Zubair and

particularly, Jazba for their help, without them, it would have been

difficult for me to get The Unpublished Book, published.


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CONTENTS

SECTION A

NO. Comments PAGE

1 Dr. A. Q. Khan 5

2 Anwer Ali Alvi 6

3 Rashid Ashraf 7

4 Abrar Ahmed Safi 8

5 Naila Shaikh 9

6 CONTENTS SECTION B


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Dr. A.Q. Khan (Mohsin-e-Pakistan) Islamabad Pakistan

I had the chance of reading Mr. Kaify's book Aik Gair Matbuaa Kitabin Urdu for

which I had commented that its a thought provoking book.

I am happy to learn that its English version is being published under the title: "The

Unpublished Book".

Mr. Fakhruddin Kaify is a seasoned and competent journalist/author. This book

contains interesting and entertaining material and is well worth reading.

I wish Mr. Kaify success in this and future endeavors.

Dr. A.Q. Khan


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Anwer Ahmed Alvi, Editor, Quarterly Mizah Plus Karachi

KAIFYS THE UNPUBLISHEDBOOK! is an excellent example of precise writing.

After describing short interesting lessons or stories, certain meaningful questions

have been raised by the author, like an unseen passage, as usually given in EnglishPaper B of examination to judge the language standard of the students.

These lessons and questions are an artful combination of satire and humor. The

reader not only laughs but is also compelled to think. This unique art is the

outcome of keen sense of observation and command over the language to project

the issues in an acceptable and delightful manner, which the author is endowed

with. The Authors deep knowledge about the history, politics and understanding

of prevailing society and rich exposure to the language shows how comfortably he

writes. These memorable write-ups reflect sincerity of intention and ingenuity of

the mind of the writer, who does not deliberately create the humorous situations.

Anwer Ahmed Alvi


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Eng. Rashid Ashraf (Writer, Researcher) Karachi Pakistan

Mr. Kaifys "The UnpublishedBook" provides a series of structured lessons

enabling the readers to explore experiences on humanity and religion. It suggests

guidelines in religious and ethical categories to bring about a caring society. It is

clear that the author has little tolerance for the so called champions of Islam and

those sitting on the helm of the country's affairs! Kaifysbook is disciplined, well

founded and is evident that he is all out to clear the muddle in the educational

institutions. Thus the book should be given a serious thought for its inclusion in

the school syllabus.

The Unpublished Bookinvites the readers not only to read about moral

education but to confront the process itself by a series of questions after eachlesson. It is an excellent book, not only for children but for adults too who have

forgotten the moral values of the preaching of Islam in its true essence!

This book is strongly recommended to anyone really trying to get a hand on

morality.

Rashid Ashraf


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Abrar Ahmed Safi , Chicago U.S.A.

We have stopped thinking! Yes individually and collectively, anddont even think

over about the daily life problems. What a good saying is that ignorance is

blessing, and as a nation we are very well blessed. One thing is for sure that Kaify

is not blessed with this quality of Ignorance.

I am honored that Kaify chose me, to read the The Un publishedBook and

comment on it.

I have found this book written in a unique way. It starts with a Preliminary Test.

The reader is asked to answer a few questions and only those who fail to answer

would be eligible to read the book.

As we move on from the PRELIMINARY TEST to the book itself we can see how a

story is picked and on the bases of that story our daily problems are discussed.The Questions asked after every story invites the reader to think over and to

answer on the bases of conscience and logic and on top of that, by remaining in

limits of religion and moral parameter.

This book is read by my Kids too, and seeing their face expressions, while reading,

I can say that they got the message. However they expressed their fear that the

book might be censored or banned by publication department to which I asked

them not to worry as there are none left who can understand the satire or read

the in between the lines.Thanks .Kaify,..for such a nice Book.

Abrar Ahmed Safi


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Naila Shaikh, Educationist , Government Officer

The book The unpublishedBook by Fakhrudin Kaify reminds me of the day in

May, 2010 when for the first time I met with Mr. Fakhrudin Kaify in the teachersroom at University of East, Hyderabad. I was working there as visiting Lecturer,

teaching English to the students of BBA. We started our communication with

introduction, and then the discussion carried on from the topic of CSS to the

problems prevailing in Pakistan. The discussion was very constructive and thought

provoking and I was left with many new questions gyrating in my mind. Mr. Kaify

made me look at the situation of our country in a very new perspective and the

discussion went so long and so interesting that I just didnt feel like ending it up.

The book The unpublishedBook written by Mr. Fakhruddin Kaify produced thesame feelings in me that I felt around two years ago. The lessons of the book are

very interesting, constructive and above all thought provoking. They make a

common reader see things from a different perspective. The lessons and above all

the questions after it trigger new thought in the mind.

The format of the book i.e. the lessons and then the questions give a very

objective look and are reader-oriented. Each lesson leaves the reader with

questions in mind thus making him/her aware of multi-faceted aspect of events.

In the last, I would like to thank Mr. Kaify for giving me this opportunity to edit

the book and I have tried my best to give my due attention and honesty to it. I

hope this translated book by Mr. Kaify himself, with a little effort done on my part

will prove fruitful and produce positive response from the readers.

Naila Shaikh

M.A ( English Literature).

AC (IRS) (Under Training) at CSA, Lahore.

[email protected]
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Translators Note of Caution

(Thanks to Almighty, the translator and the author are same)

Translation is a very difficult task, particularly if the original work is in URDU. Re

writing in English is quite strenuous because thinking in Urdu and writing in

English sometimes create confusion. To be honest, it is not between Urdu and

English only but between any two languages. Every language has its own taste

and value in presenting Humour and Satire, and cannot be reproduced in other

language in the same spirit. The word valuereminds me of translated signs in

English, seen at different places other than English speaking countries.

The following are very appropriate examples of thinking in one language and

presenting it in English.

1. In Paris, a hotel exhibits a sign that reads leave your valuesat the counter

before going to room.

2. At a laundry shop in Bangkok, one can enjoy reading for the best resultsdrop

your Trousers here.

3. Any English man would avoid having water in Acapulco Restaurant after

reading The Manager haspersonally passed all watersserved here.

4. A hair- raising suggestion is seen in Zurichs Hotel Because of the impropriety

of entertaining guests of opposite sex in rooms, it is suggested to use the lobby

for the purpose.

5. And this will make one understand the difficulties a translator would havefaced in Norway, by presenting this translation, Ladies are requested not to

have children in the Bar.

David Mathews the famous translator of Urdu into English rightly wrote, The

greatest difficulty presented to the translator of humor and satire is that so many

of the jokes involve puns and clever wordplay. These are often impossible to

Chinese Premier Chu en lai was addressing in Chinese and his speech

was being translated in English. The translator committed a mistake

in translating, which would have not been noticed but the Premier

stopped and corrected the translation.


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render meaningfully in other language.

To this I would add that particularly the equivocal words and verses used in Urdu

cannot be translated impressively in English.

Therefore I have avoided translating such phrases or verses and instead I have

rephrased them with appropriate variations.

FAKHRUDDIN KAIFY


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Authors Declaration about the English Version

I have no hesitation in declaring that it is the FIRST BOOK OF Urdu written in

English. The English used, is neither American nor British, but its Pakistani.

English Literary Society is therefore advised not to criticize my Grammar,

Composition or Spellings. If they can tolerate American English they can ignore

mine as well.

I have strong reasons for this advice.

Americans spell Humor whereas British write Humour; it wont make any

difference if one writes Humur. (Be sure Pakistanis do not commit such blunders).

Americans, while driving, keep to the RIGHT, British keep to the LEFT. Pakistanisdo not care for right or left; they believe where there is a will there is a way.

English is a strange language where the FEET SMELLSand NOSE RUNS; those

eating vegetables are VEGETARIANS but cannibals are not HUMANITARIANS.

If language is not made an issue I am sure I will be conferred with Knighthood as

well as Nobel Prize for literature. If Salman Rushdie is given Knighthood for his

absurd book in which abusive language contrary to decent literature is used, why I

should be deprived of being known as SIR FAKHRUDDIN KAIFY.

I am awarded or not, I do not care, because in the University where I teach, all theStudents, the Professors and the Management call me SIR KAIFY.


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An Open Letter

30th

October, 2012

The Ministry of Education,

The Chairman, Higher Education Commission,

The Vice Chancellors of All the Universities of Pakistan,

The Chairman, Pakistan Text Book Board.

Sirs,

Keeping in view your commitments and priorities, very briefly, this is to remind

you that about 40 years back, the eminent Urdu writer/poet Ibn-e-Inshaa wrote a

book The Last Book of Urdu. He requested Mr. Mir Naseem Mehmood, the then

Chairman, West Pakistan Text Book Board to include this book in the syllabus/

Curriculum for schools and colleges. Unfortunately his humble request was

turned down on a fake assumption that the book would distract their students

from other 566 books included in curriculum.

It is experienced that Mr. Naseem Mehmoods presumption proved absolutely

erroneous because even though the book was not included, the new generation is

distracted - not only from the text books but from each and every book. It would

not be wrong to admit that unfortunately during these years our new generation

has not only abandoned reading habits but parted from Islamic teachings and its

practices too.

It was a blessing that Mr. Inshaa published his book for the general public, and

some of the youngsters like me (40 years back) got a chance to read it. The book

treated various issues quite creatively and by the Grace of Almighty all who read

it are true Pakistani and practicing Muslims, who believe and respect ethics and

moral values. Better late than never, it is to put forward that I have also written a

book containing 45 Lessons and after each lesson questions are asked as a food

for thought.

If the same mistake, committed by Mr. Naseem Mehmood is not repeated, I

assure you that my book would help students in understanding Islam, creating


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patriotism and building up their characters. It is therefore requested to include

the book in the curriculum for universities and colleges and rectify the wrong

doings of the past.

Presently, the book is being published for the public in general. If the decision isdelayed, then the possibility is that not only student but the teachers would also

be deprived of teaching this book and many a people might lose a chance to go

through this thought provoking book.

Though the books included in the syllabus are also part of literature but inclusion

of this book would undoubtedly compel them to be benefitted by some of its

lessons.

Looking forward to your early response,

I remain,

Yours truly

Fakhruddin Kaify

P.S. Though I have drafted this letter, but I am afraid to post it. I am uncertain

whether the authorities would read it. I am not a prominent figure as Mr. Inshaa

was that the authorities would even bother to open my letter. Secondly, during

Inshaas era there was one province, West Pakistan, whereas presently we are

having four provinces, each having its own curriculum. In such situation one

approval would be insufficient. As mentioned earlier, I am including this letter in

the book with a hope that it might draw attention of the Government so much so

that I would have to arrange for the second edition to fulfill the demand. There isno harm in wishing - but it is also true that if wishes were horses beggar would

ride.


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The Authors Confession

(Acknowledgement)

Eminent writer/Poet, Ibn-e-Insha parodied some of the lessons taken from

primary classes text books. Through these parodies, he tried to draw the

attention of the nation towards the atrocities and corruption prevailing in our

country. Apart from whether the nation got his message or not, I was inspired by

these articles so much so that decided to write something in the same style. I do

admit that adopting Inshaas style was not a childs game but there was no harm

in trying. Afterwards the question arose as what to write.

Inshaa had chosen the primary Text book for his parodies. I made up my mind to

incorporate my more than 50 years experience. I took the folk stories narrated by

grannies, parents, uncles and aunts during my life time; turned jokes into short

stories and in doing so I tried to high light the horseplay of politicians &

government officials.

While selecting stories,whether real or imaginary, I preferred to choose

interesting, and entertaining ones. Besides, I was keen to have stories that were

of great help in stimulating the characters of the political, social, and religious and

government officials. I have not focused on any particular topic while selectingstories. Whatever came to my knowledge I developed that into a story. However I

excluded indecency and obscenity.

Every story, happening or joke, whether heard or read, I have reproduced that in

my own words. My efforts proved fruitful and I managed to have sufficient

material for the book.

The title of the book The last book of Urdu by Insha created aproblem for me.

Customarily, in our literary society, juniors do not supersede their seniors. As

Inshaas book was named Last book, I did not like to produce a book after the LastOne. Therefore, I decided to name it The UNPUBLISHED book, but my

conscience was continuously pinching me. It rightly argued that when a book is

published, how it can be called unpublished. I tried to satisfy my conscience

that the word unpublished would be in inverted commas, but it remained

dissatisfied. I tried to appease the ongoing agony in my mind with a lame excuse. I


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reminded my inner self that in New York there was a multistoried building

without 13th floor. After 12th floor we were on 14th floor. You did not object

there, why to question now. This worked well and my inner self was satisfied.

Note: At the end of each lesson a few questions are asked to judge the student.

These Questions, whether answered or not, are more important than the lesson.

Fakhruddin Kaify


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FOREWARD

Ever since I was a child I have been interested in everything but study. I loved

poetry, politics, drama and games etc.; I was a jack of all trades but master of

none. For some time I was interested in boxing too. I joined a boxing club. One

day my father learnt about my new activity. Sarcastically he advised me that if my

objective is to become a gangster or a street fighter or goonda, I should be a no.1.

So I quit boxing but continued with poetry. A significant number of verses were

on my account but fortunately or unfortunately my collection was lost and I was

left with no choice other than to quit poetry as well because despite my all

efforts, I was unable to rewrite all the lost verses.After this loss, my interest in

poetry dwindled and since then I do not usually write poems/ verses but

occasionally I do come up with one or two verses.

After completing my education a new era began; I joined a firm, got married and

raised my family. Life became tough and all hobbies were abandoned.

Though I had left political activities too but the foolish adventurism, of the

Dictator, Pervez Musharraf drew my attention and forced me to write columns for

newspapers. The main subjects which influenced my columns included

Musharrafs surrender to the phone call of GeneralPowell, dismissal of the Chief

justice of Pakistan and above all the humiliation of Dr. A. Qadeer Khan bycompelling him to apologize, publically for the sin committed by others.

Handing over of Pakistani citizens to USA, which he admitted in his book Inthe

line of Fire also, triggered my hate for him and his policies. More over his

introduction of Modern Islamin the name of so called Enlightened Modernization

and denial of fundamentals of Islam was enough to harm Islam so much so that

Muslims started considering themselves as Non fundamentalist. The supreme

irony is that the fundamental of every religion is based on Peace and Harmony. It

teaches us to respect and be respected.The fundamentals of Islam in particularteach to safe guard the life and the properties of others and strongly denounce

hate, terrorism and violence. Its a pity that due to Pervez Musharrafs policies

Muslims are made responsible for 9/11 disaster, whereas professors of 75

American Universities have provided sufficient proofs that suggest that

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Coming back to my literary career, I began by writing articles in English. After

writing I used to email it to my friends. Though I did not receive any positive

feedback from my friends but these articles turned out to be a sort of catharsis

for me. Later on I started writing in Urdu also which took the shape of The

UNPUBLISHED Book about which I had already discussed in The Authors

Confession.

Here I take the opportunity to emphasize that the Questions asked at the end of

every lesson are more important than the lessons.

Fakhruddin Kaify


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PRELIMINARY TEST

(To assess the Readers Knowledge)

Only those who cannotanswer these questions, qualifyto read this book.

Tick the right answer.

Q.1. British Government had awarded Knighthood to Salman Rushdie

A.1. (i) For Calling the Citizens of London BASTARDLONDONARS

(ii) For Calling Margaret Thatcher, British Prime Minister BITCH

(iii) For using abusive language for our Prophet( Peace Be Upon Him)

Q .2. Name the American who was declared as terrorist no.1 by the BritishGovernment, but later became the President of USA and who is considered

the role model for all the presidents till date:-

A.2. (a) George Washington (b) Abraham Lincoln (c) Truman

Q.3. Name the person who was imprisoned for more than 25 years on charge of

Terrorism but became the President of South Africa and was awarded

Nobel Prize for PEACE:-

A.3. (1) Nelson Mandela (2) F.W. D Clark (3) Jacob Zoma

Q.4. Name the terrorist who killed thousands of innocents but became the

Prime minister of Israel and got Nobel Prize for Peace:-

A.4. (x) Sharon (y) Mrs. Golda Mayor (Z) Began

Q.5. In view of the above mentioned Questions, can Osama bin Laden

be nominated for Nobel Prize.

A.5. (1 ) YES (2) NO

Q.6. Who is responsible for hundred thousands of Death of innocent people on

baseless assumption that Iraq had Weapon of Mass Destruction

A.6. (a) George Bush (b) Pervez Musharraf (c) Saddam Hussein


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Q.7. Do you expect that a teenage boy, before reporting on mobile about

hijacking of his Plane ,would introduce himself to his own mother by

giving his name, fathers name and surname as the boy did on 9 / 11.

A.7. (A) YES (B) NO

Q.8. USA, the supporter of freedom of expression, does not allow talking

against holocaust, because:

A.8. (1) Holocaust is fake (2) USA is under Israels Influence

Q.9. USA has not handed over the management of Union Carbide

Company, responsible for thousands of death due to the gas leakage, to

Bharat, because:

A.9. (1) It was not in Americas Interest (2) The real culprits would be unmasked

You need not answer the 10th

Question if you do not like to Answer

Q.10. Why the president of USA, who had ordered to drop Nuclear Bombs,

was not awarded Nobel Prize for peace, though it helped in ending the war.

NOTE: The Author is highly grateful to those who have purchased the book

before answering these questions because if they had solved the paper they

would not have purchased the book.


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CONTENTS

SECTION C

NO. LESSONS Page NO. LESSONS page

1 The Fundamentalist 22 24 The Pitcher of Evil 68

2 The Thief of Shrouds 24 25 The Imposter Saint 70

3 Two Claimant Mothers 26 26 The Only Phrase 72

4 The Wolf and the Sheep 27 27 The Verdict and The Piety 74

5 Prayers for Rain 28 28 G.G. & C.J. 75

6 Luck 31 29 The Disappointment 77

7 The Beard 33 30 Without Ablution 79

8 Hypocrisy 35 31 Traveler Priest 81

9 Perjury 37 32 Obedience 84

10 Voice of Almighty 39 33 Goods Once Sold 86

11 The Tale of a Donkey 41 34 Discipline 88

12 Mountbatten 43 35 The Collector of Sawaab 91

13 The One Eyed Mother 45 36 Master is Master 93

14 Whom to be asked 47 37 Yes, There was Someone 95

15 The Cleverness 49 38 Illusion 96

16 The Undisciplined Wife 51 39 The Quarrel of a Jacket 99

17 The Wilderness 53 40 The Bed Tea 102

18 A Conversation 55 41 The Way Jesus Eat 104

19 Two Weddings 56 42 Historical Events 106

20 History 58 43 The milk Drinking Lover 109

21 Kill the Cat on the First Day 61 44 Date or Date 111

22 The True Muslim 63 45 Important Characters 114

23 The Puppet 65 Solved Papers 118

Explanation 121

THE END 122


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Lesson No. 1. The Fundamentalist

A company introduced software and placed it for display in an exhibition of

computers. The Software Company claimed that by installing their software, one

could ask any question and get the correct answer. Among the visitors was the

president of the country. Being a very witty person, he challenged the company

sarcastically that the software would not be able to answer his question correctly.

The software company accepted the challenge and asked the President, Mr.

President, you may give a try.

The President confidently inserted his name into the computer andwrote What

my father is doingright now? In a flick of a second it replied Your father is

playing cards in a casino in Las Vegas. The President guffawed and said Aha, its

wrong. The Software engineer unhesitatingly replied No, Sir our software

cannot be wrong; as its a basic question let us put it in more fundamentally.

He fed into the computer, Tell us what the husband of Mr. Presidents Mother is

doing at this moment. The answer was Thehusband of the presidents mother

is having coffee with his wife in the Presidents House. On hearing this, a roar of

laughter exploded and the President was left confounded and speechless. Sincethen he became the enemy of the entire fundamentalist. His hatred for

fundamentalism was carried out by his followers to the extent that they even

failed to realize that being a fundamentalist is an honour.

Its a pity that the one who opposes fundamentalism does not know its actual

meaning. According to Oxford Dictionary a fundamentalist is one who abides by

the basic teachings of religion and the basic teachings of any religion calls for

good deeds only.

If given due consideration, it can undoubtedly be said that parting fromfundamentals laid by any religion, leads to evil deeds and wickedness and

everyone, belonging to any religion, ought to be a fundamentalist. It is the denial

of these basic teachings of religion that leads the society to such bashfulness and

disgrace as faced by the President.


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Exercise No. 1TICK the right one

Q.1. Why people do not like to be called Fundamentalist these days.

A.1. (1) Because they do not know the meaning.

(2) Due to the negative propaganda against it.

Q. 2. Why Pakistanis are influenced by Americans

A.1. (a) Due to inferiority Complex(b) Due to lack of Knowledge

Q.3. Not a single American, Chinese, Irish or Israeli is against his countrys

Independence, such a stupid is found in Pakistan only.

A.3. (a) TRUE (b) FALSE

Q.4. In Pakistan besides pseudo Intellectuals who else are against

fundamentalism?

A.4. (a) Illiterates (b) Idiots (c) Puppets


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Lesson No.2 THIEF OF SHROUDS

In a village there lived a man who used to steal the shroud (A large piece of clothsheet used to wrap the corpse before burial) of the recently buried corpse. People

knew the thief but could do nothing other than cursing him privately as he had

the support of the local police who were his sleeping partner in this business.

The thief was well aware of his status in the society; so he called his son at the

end of his life and asked him to do something for him so that the people may

remember him in good books after his death.

After the death of his father, unwillingly the son had to carry on the same

business as the sleeping partners did not like to lose their share. The soncontinued stealing and selling the shrouds but remembering the last wish of his

father, changed the process slightly. His father used to re burry the corpse after

taking the shroud away; the son, on the other hand, left the body out of the grave

after stealing the shroud.

Now whenever the people found corpse of their relatives out of the graves they

would exclaim with horror, Hell with him! At least his father was gentle and

courteous enough to rebury. The son was happy that now his father was

remembered in a good taste, but it was very depressing that his own position was

at stake.

When he reached to his end, he also called his son and expressed the same last

wish as his own father had made to him. The son thought and planned to do

something worse than his father so that his father be remembered as per his last

wish. He, therefore, followed the footsteps of his father by stealing and not

reburying the dead bodies; in addition to that he also chopped off the nose and

ears of the corpse. Expectedly, the people considered his father a better person

than him as the father at least left the body undamaged.


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Exercise no 2

Q.1. Politically speaking why the first THIEF is remembered after his death:-

A.1 (i) Because he was a Good Ruler (ii) Because his successors are more

corrupt

Q.2. How can we get rid of such political thieves

A.2. (i) By discarding them in elections (ii) By over throwing Culprits

Q.3. Who is backing and supporting these thieves?

A.3. (i) The super powers (ii) The Mafia

Q.4. What is the reason of fearing the thieves of the shroud:-

A.4. (a) Lack of confidence inAllah (b) Luxurious and corrupt living

Q.5. . In the presence of a corrupt ruler, is it fair to praise his predecessor or is

it good to make him accountable.

A.5. (a) Praise the Predecessor (b) Make him accountable


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Lesson No. 3 TWO MOTHERS

Two Women approached the court to seek justice. Both were claiming to be the

mother of a child. Despite all efforts it was difficult to find the original parent. The

Judge, left with no other choice, ordered to cut the baby into two halves and hand

over each dividend to both the claimants. As the bailiff confiscated the baby to

implement the decision of the court, only one of the claimants agreed whereas

the other cried, No sir, please do not cut the baby. Give it to her.

On hearing the cry, the judge ordered to hand over the baby to this woman and

arrest the woman who agreed to cut off the child.

It was a prudent idea that revealed the real claimant, who was ready to give her

child in order to save his life.

EXERCISE NO.3

Q.1. Is it justifiable for political parties to compromise with the corrupt

Government for the sake of democracy

A.1. (a) YES (b) NO

Q.2. According to Islamic Teachings renunciation from rights is not admissible

A.2. (1) TRUE (2) FALSE

Q.3. If the Chief justice of Pakistan, after his reinstatement would not allow the

Dictator to sell the Pakistani assets including the steel mill on prices lower

than the actual price, then should he be restored?

A.3. (1) YES (2) NO


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Lesson N0.4. THE WOLF & THE SHEEP

NOTE: (Though I had read this story of WOLF in my junior classes, but is so nearto our prevailing New World Order that I am forced to include it in this book).

There was a stream in a certain jungle which emerged from a mountain and

flowed through plains. All the animals, large or small, quenched their thirst at this

stream.

One day a lamb was drinking water from the stream at the foot of the mountain

when a wolf turned out at the head of the stream. While drinking, he observed

the lamb and started thinking for a lame excuse to kill the lamb. According to the

law of jungle it was necessary for Powerful animals to have justifiable reasons to

attack the smaller and powerless to prove them Peace loving, Just & Liberal.

Thinking for an excuse to kill, he shouted at the lamb saying that the lamb was

making the water contaminated by putting his mouth in the stream. The lamb

pointed out that the water was flowing from his side downwards and there was

no chance of water getting dirty. Failing to trap the lamb, the wolf sought another

false allegation; Okay, but what about that you, a year back abused me fornothing and ran away. The lamb innocently said, Sir, but I am just 6months old.

Realizing his failure in cornering the lamb, the wolf jumped on him saying, Then

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EXERCISE NO. 4

Q.1. Instead of The Three Lame Excuses to attack, would not it be

better to charge the lamb of having WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?.

In that case the UNO would not have cared whether the allegation was

right.

A.1 (i) YES (ii) NO

Q.2. Is there any difference between D.N.A (Deadly Nuclear Arms) and

Weapon of Mass Destruction.

A.2. (a) YES (b) NO

Q.3.Can a resolution of apology recover the irreparable losses.

A.3 (a) YES (b) NO

Q.4. Is it difficult or impossible to plant a president in Iran who can relegate

a Nuclear Scientist and sell out his 300 to 400 hundred other scientists.

While answering you are not allowed to refer Pervez Musharraf,

Dr. A.Q. Khan or Missing persons.

A.4. (a) Difficult (b) Impossible

Q.5. D.N.A. is the abbreviation of:-

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Lesson No.5 PRAYERS FOR RAIN (NAMAAZ-E-ISTISQA)

Once in a village, people jeopardized famine, as it did not rain throughout the

year. The Sky was clear of clouds. Wells, ponds, rivers and streams dried up so

much so that people decided to offer prayers and ask for Almightys forgiveness

to their sins and to pour rain. They hoped that the Almighty Allah would have

mercy and listen to some virtuous person out of them.

(This prayer for rain, called Namaaz-e-Istiqsa is offered by Muslims in such

condition. It is offered in congregation, outside the village in open field. Adult

men and children gather in the field and offer prayers).

While going to the open field, people smiled at a young boy and made fun of him,

who carried an umbrella along with him. When people lined up for the prayers,

the PESH IMAAM(Muslim Priest who leads the prayers and is titled Maulana),

announced Awrist watch has been found. The owner is requested to come and

get it. Three persons approached the Maulana to claim the watch. The Maulana

sarcastically laughed and addressed the congregation, How do you expect Allah

the Almighty to respond to our prayers when we have such cheaters and liars

among us? I have not found any watch but see three claimants have come for it.

The three claimants pleaded that they were not liars and have lost their watches

in real but people laughed at them.Preconceiving that it may not rain, the paid priest played this trick to make people

realize them of their sins. He himself had weak faith and did not expect the

prayers would be accepted by ALLAH.

The prayers were offered and, as the people, were still far from the village, from

nowhere black clouds appeared and suddenly it started to rain heavily. Men and

children started running in panic except the boy who was laughed at for carrying

the umbrella. He walked cheerfully under the umbrella. The boy was the only one

who strongly believed that Allah would listen to his prayer and perhaps Allah didnot like the way he was humiliated for carrying the umbrella.


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EXERCISE NO. 5

Q.1. Praying for Rains and not carrying Umbrella shows the weakness of faith

A. 1. (1) TRUE (2) FALSE

Q.2. Is it justified for a priest to make false announcement from the Pulpit.

A. 2. a) YES b) NO

Q.3. Is it not against Islamic teaching to ridicule and dishonor someone publically.

A.3 (i) YES (ii) NO

Q.4. Is it true that for the sake of one virtuous person thousands of sinners are

also benefitted.

A.4. (i) YES (ii) NO

Q.5. Is it necessary that whatever we wish for, it is beneficial for us.

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Lesson No. 6 LUCK

Hundreds of Years ago, when people traveled on foot, a caravan of 20 peoples

started its journey to another city. As soon as it was out of town an old man

approached and requested to be taken with them. After great hesitation and

argument he was taken along.

About half of the journey the caravan was confronted by heavy rains and a storm.

All the travelers headed towards a large tree for shelter. The tree was large

enough to save them from getting wet. With the passage of time instead of

slowing down, the rain and thunderstorm got worse. The lightening was very

frightening. It appeared that it was coming down to catch the tree under which all

twenty- one were taking refuge. The lightening was continuously flashing and

appeared to be attacking the tree. This caused frustration among the travelers

and they concluded that the lightening was after one of them; due to him others

were endangered. They decided to exclude the unlucky. For this each of them

would leave the tree, walk a little further away and after spending two minutes in

open would come back. The man to be the victim of the lightening would meet its

fate and the others would be left safe. First of all the leader of the caravan left

and came back safe and sound though the lightening crackled continuously. The

second did the same until all but the old man who joined the caravan late.Understanding that he was the unlucky, pleaded that he might not be sent

because by standing with the 20 lucky ones he could be saved. All the 20 persons

did not like to endanger their lives, hurriedly pushed the old man away from the

big tree. As soon as the old man was away from the tree, the lightening

thundered and fell on the tree killing all the 20 people sheltered under the tree,

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EXERCISE No. 6

Q.1. On humanitarian grounds would it not have been better to provide safety tothe old man.

A. 1. (1) YES (2) NO

Q.2. Pushing the old man to be the victim of the lightening can be termed as

A. 2. (1) Selfishness (2) Intelligence

Q.3. According to Islamic Teachings the time and the place for a mans death has

already been destined.

A. 1. (1) TRUE (2) FALSE

Q.4. The Death of 20 people was waiting not for the Time but for the old man to

move away.

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Lesson NO. 7. THE BEARD

Beard has a significance value in Islam and is considered sign of respect and

dignity. Albeit it should have been the identity of being Muslim, its a pity that all

the Muslims do not have beard. Some are of the opinion that when they would be

worthy enough to be identified as Muslims they would have beard; whereas there

are others who, believing it is not mandatory to have beard, remain clean shaved.

Apart from these two types, there are other non- bearded Muslims who taking

the advantage of the dispute on the size of beard, prefer not to have the beard.

There were times when People, particularly the females felt safe and secured in

the presence of bearded persons as it was considered that men with sound

character had beard.

Then, the emergence of hippiessubculture in 1960s adversely affected the

MuslimsBeard. The unholy hippie Beard over shadowed the dignified Muslims

beard. Even worse the hooligans and vagabonds also fashioned beard. The

portrayal of bearded negative characters through films also discouraged people to

have beard.

The Titles Mullah, Molvi or Maulana are for the learned scholar in Islam but here

they are mockingly titled for all the bearded persons, irrespective of their

qualifications, piety and learning. It is experienced that people are just calledMaulana due to the beards.

One Politician in Pakistan is called Maulana (maybe) because of his beard. He is

allegedly involved not only in a notorious scandal known as Diesel Scandal but in a

score of other corruptions. God knows whether the allegations are true or not but

for a lay man, smoke is the outcome of fire. He isalso notorious for his Promise

breaking which is a major Sin in Islam. The supreme irony is that he supported the

government for not keeping its promise and while justifying the promise breaking,

he forgot the orders of Holy Quran which strictly instructs to keep up with thepromise.

Its a matter of great concern that for any crime, committed by any bearded

rogue is attributed to the Muslims in general and Islamic Teachers and Preachers

in particular, as for every Islamic Teachers/ Preachers, it is mandatory to have

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International Media equally plays its negative role in harming Muslims and Islam.

If a criminal is bearded; it would take no time for media to portray him as a

Muslim criminal. In USA Jack the ripper was arrested for killing call girls. Nobody

bothered to know his religious believes or where he studied. On the contrary a

young chap having beard was arrested for committing the same crime was

portrayed by media as Molvi Sarvar, who was raised in madrasah ( School

imparting Islamic Teachings) etc.

The double standard of the society can be judged by the Beard phenomena only.

99% of Sikhs and all the Jew Priest keep beards but only Muslims get into trouble

if they are having beard.

EXERCISE NO.7

Q.1. In view of having Beard, can the Notorious Traitor Mir Jaffer be titled as

Maulana or Molvi.

A. 1. (a) YES (b) NO

Q.2. If the Christian Nuns are allowed to use hoods (SCARF) and to be respectfully

dressed, why the French government does not allow Muslim girls to have a

scarf on their heads.

A.2. (a) Because of Double Standards (b) French Government is prejudice

Q.3. Why a thief, when caught declared that mistakenly he had torn a few pages

of Holy Quran and for that he is being penalized. Because:-

A. 3. (a) Punishment for Blasphemy is less severe than for Theft

(b) N.G.Os for Minorities, Commission for Human Rights and others

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like to sell the wheat? I can pay you the price of wheat to make you get rid of this

load. The beggarwould happily hand over the pot for the considerable amount

without realizing he is being deprived of the gold.

Both the brothers were not only cheating in worldly affairs but in religious

matters too. People took them for religious, pious, honest and generous so much

so that theythemselves started believingit.

EXERCISE 8

Q.1. By swearing, enormous profit can be earned, but at the Price of Allahs

displeasure

A.1. (1) TRUE (2) FALSE

Q.2. How much amount is to be given as zakat

A.2. (a)Zakat is a 2.5% levy on most valuables and savings held for a full year

(b) Zakat is a 3.5% levy on most valuables and savings

Q.3. Giving Zakat is mandatory for Muslims. Does giving Gold worth of calculatedZakat and taking it back cleverly, fulfill the orders of Allah?

A.3. (a) YES (b) No

Q.4. Internally re-selling and re- purchasing to increase the cost price is not as if

deceiving Allah

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Lesson NO. 9 PERJURY

Hundreds of year ago, when it became necessary to collect the AHAADEES {the

instructions and sayings of Prophet Hazrat (Prefix similar to Reverend)

Muhammad peace be upon him}, the researcher laid very strict rules to check for

their authenticity. One of the rules was to check the piety of the narrator of the

saying.

If anyone narrating the sayings was found to have lied even once in a life time or

would have been involved in any crime, was excluded and his narrated saying was

discarded. For collecting all the AHAADEES, the researchers travelled throughout

the country to meet the virtuous persons to learn and collect the authentic

AHAADEES.

One Learned Researcher Scholar (the name is not being disclosed) heard about a

very old man to be residing in a far flung area. Being very old, it was expected to

get authentic and firsthand information out of him.

The researcher, after a long journey, reached the old man and found him calling

one of his cattle; and to attract the animal he was using a sack. The researcher

was astonished to see that the sack was empty and the old man was deceiving the

animal by pretending as if it was having food in it. On witnessing this, the

researcher decided not to have information from him and returned back.Even these days, in courts of justice, if anybody, found to be committing perjury

is not only heavily penalized but also become unreliable for rest of his life.

Almighty Allah and his Last Messenger has condemned the liars and promise

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EXERCISE NO. 9

Q.1. Islam has disallowed perjury, but the politicians do not refrain from lying and

making false promises. Is it due to:-

A.1. (1) Weakness of faith (2) Greed and ambition (3) Both

Q.2.The Pakistani government, despite continuous promising to restore the

judges did not keep up to the promise, but restored in response to long

march. Does it mean the fear of public is greater than the fear of God?

A.2. (i) It is weakness of faith (ii) It is ignorance

Q.3. According to a politician who is taken to be a religious leader once negated

Islamic teaching by saying that fulfilling promise is not important.

Should he not be tried for it, under the law of Blasphemy?

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Lesson No. 10 VOICE OF ALMIGHTY ALLAH

A man came out of his office and headed towards his home in his car. As he was abit late in getting up, there was a heavy traffic on the road. He was driving slowly

when he had to stop at a red signal. He chuckled because it was strange that for

the first time during the last 5 years, he had faced the red signal. He was thinking

about this when suddenly someone knocked the cars window. A small boy of

hardly ten was pushing 4 packs of Milk. The boy begged, Sir please buy these;

these are left, it is very cold and my mother would not spare me for not selling

these. The man thought to give him the price without having the milk because he

did not need those, but decided against it as he hunched that the boy, after takingthe money would not go and try to sell the milk pack at some other car. He took

the packs and handed over the price. The signal went green and he drove off. He

smiled at the unnatural things happening that day. First, the heavy traffic, then

Red signal and now purchasing in between the road which he always discouraged.

Deep in thought he forgot to take the U-turn and proceeded further. Strange

enough he did not curse himself and drove peacefully for the next turning but he

did not get the chance to make the U-Turn as the traffic in front did not allow him

to change the lane. Now the next turn was nearly outside the city. He drove

leisurely; the traffic was reducing now and he easily made the turn and went on.

Suddenly he noticed the red light on the dash board indicating that the car was

heated up. He pulled the car down the road and stopped. He was a bit perturbed

to see the water bottle was empty. He took the bottle and stepped down to look

for water. At a little distance off the road there was an isolated hut. He walked

slowly towards the hut and heard a baby crying violently. The man approached

the hut and called for somebody. A woman, whowas carrying the crying child

came to the door and looked at him enquiringly. The child was so restless that the

man instead of requesting for the water asked why the baby is so restless and

crying bitterly. The woman who herself looked very upset, replied with tears in

her eyes, The baby is starving since after noon; his milk was spilled by some cat

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night. The man immediately ran towards his car and hurriedly came back with

the packs of milk and handed over to her. The woman was so happy she even

forgot to thank him. She poured the milk into the feeding bottle and gave it to the

child to suck. Once the child was settled for the milk, she turned to him pleasingly

and said, Sir, thank you very much, I do not know how to repay you. You are an

angel who has come to my house. Oh God! If he would not have come to help,

what would have happen? Sir please let me know, how much I owe you. Oh!

Just give some water for my car. I think Allah has sent this milk through me.

The man got the water and in a few minutes he was heading towards his home to

experience something more. Though he was late, his wife unexpectedly did not

question him. Thanking God that the wife was not in any of her bad moods, he

quietly went in to change his dress. When he came to the dining table, he was

dumbfounded to see 12 milk packs of same brand which he had purchased

earlier. Wife noticing his amazement, said, Our neighbors Mr. & Mrs. Syed have

sent these. They got the distribution of this brand and want to have our

comments. He nodded approvingly towards the ways of Allah accomplishing all

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Lesson No. 11 THE TALE OF A DONKEY

(It has no connection to Krishn Chanders Donkey)

A farmer was having problem with his donkey that had grown old and was of no

use. It had become a liability. He also had an old and dried up well in the midst of

the farm. The farmer had plans to conceal it whenever time permitted. The

farmer was of progressive mind, looking forward to get rid of old things. He

wanted to have latest ways and means for cultivation.

One day it happened that the donkey accidently fell in the well. The farmer

thought at least he got a chance to get rid of that old and useless donkey, but

most of to his annoyance the donkey brayed the whole night. The entire family

could not sleep the whole night. The braying continued so much so that the

farmer decided to throw all the waste material that was piled up for disposal into

the well to bury the donkey. Farmer and his family started throwing all the waste

in the well. In the beginning the donkey did not understand what was happening.

Realizing later, he shoved off all the waste dropped on him and climbed up the

fallen waste. Now the farmersfamily was throwing the dirt on the donkey and he

was shoving off to climb up. After some time the well was filled up to the rim. The

donkey came up as he was climbing up the dirt so much so that he easily jumped

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EXERCISE NO. 11

Q.1. Is it justified to get rid of someone who had been a helping hand throughouthis life.

Q.2. What is the difference between a useless donkey, dried up well and a retired

person.

Q.3. Should not one shove up all the dirt thrown at him instead of taking it as

granted.

Q.4. Had had the donkey kept silent, would have the farmer thrown the dirt on

him.

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Lesson No. 12 MOUNTBATTEN

After the Independence, at the Oath taking ceremony of the Governor General,Lord Mountbatten in his speech said Pakistan hasnow emerged as an

Independent State; it is advisable for the state to adopt Akbar the Greats

Constitution which is exemplary for its brotherhood and equality. The Quaid-e-

Azam, Muhammad Ali Jinnah in his speech in return, defiantly advised

Mountbatten There is no needfor you to be distressed for our constitution; a far

better constitution than of Akbars had already been given to Muslims 1400 years

ago by our Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him) and which is second to

none.Such were the steps taken and responses given by Mr. Jinnah that forced

Mountbatten to acknowledge Mr. Jinnahs discernment, Intelligence and

leadership skills in an interview given to B.B.C. in 1976 before he was murdered.

He admitted I and my entire Cabinet would sit together day in and day out to

draft a resolution; and after making sure that Mr. Jinnah would not have any

insight to understand the secret would present it to Jinnah. To our great distress,

he within a few seconds of undergoing the resolution used to shatter it into

pieces, thereby literary exposing it. Much for our depression, his arguments

would be so argumentative that we were left dumbfounded. Those were the

times when I wished I could shoot him.When asked to compare Jinnah and

Gandhi, he said Entire Congress and Gandhi put togetherdid not match Jinnah.

Regarding Mr. Jinnah's ailment his response was Had I had sensed that his illness

was too severe and he would not live for a year, I would have prolonged the

division to that extent that the division would not have occurred.

Had had it not been concerning to lordsown wife, he would have surely told the

interviewer that when some personal letters of Nehru and lords wife were given

to Mr. Jinnah to be used for exposing their relationship, he annoyingly ordered to

destroy them and said such cheap tactics are against Islamic teachings. It is not

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Note: Mountbatten Interview was heard on BBC. In the absence of its transcript, I

have narrated it in my own words.

EXERCISE NO.12

Q.1. After clearly mentioning about the Islamic Constitution, what those people,

considering Quaid-e-Azam to be secular, may be termed as :-

A.1. (1) Idiot (2) Ignorant (3) illiterate (4) Hypocrite

Q.2. Why our Media does not reproduce Mountbattens Last Interview

Q.3. In any of his speech, during his entire career, if Mr. Jinnah had ever used the

word Secularism, please mention the date and the occasion where it was

delivered. If not at least curse those trying to establish him secular.

Q.4. By exposing the relationship of Nehru and Lady Mountbatten, what sort of

benefit Muslim league expected.

Q.5. One day prior to wedding of Mr. Jinnah with the daughter of Sir Petit Din

Shaw, the newspapers including The Military gazette had given the news of

her embracing Islam. In this circumstance, is it justified for a Maulana

(Muslim Priest) to call her KAFIR(NON BELIEVER)?

Q.6. Mrs. Jinnahs Islamic name was Mariam, then why she is remembered by her

previous name.Q.7. Is it not possible for the Parliament to pass a resolution to forbid people

calling her by her previous name?

Q.8. When it is customary to call our political ladies as Mohtarma (Respected)

then why Mrs. Jinnah is not called Mohtarma.

Q.9. Is there any University, City, or Road which is named after Mrs. Jinnahs

name.

Q.10. Is it not funny that a CHOWK(crossing) in Hyderabad and the Airport of

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Lesson No .13 THE ONE EYED MOTHERA boy hated his mother. He thought she was a continuous source of

embarrassment for him as she had only one eye. In place of the other eye there

was an ugly hole. The unskilled stitching made it more horrible and frightening.

When she would bring food or drink for him, the children at school made fun of

him. He felt ashamed of her and wanted her not to come to school. One day out

of rage he said, Why do you want to make me a laughing stock, why do you

come to school. He was oblivious of her feelings. For his love only she was living

a hard life to earn bread and butter for him. She would remain quiet and observe

silence at his harsh words.

As the boy grew up his embarrassment developed into aversion. He even wished

her dead. The Mother did not die but the son did his graduation and left her for

good to be settled in a nearby town. He got married there. Very rarely he used to

contact her through letters. Even when he became father of a son he neither

visited the mother nor called her to his house. The mother waited for four years

to be invited but he did not bother. One day out of love for the son and grandsonshe managed to go to his place. On knocking the door a small boy opened the

door but got frightened to see the one eyed woman on the doorstep. He

screamed so loud that the parents came out. Seeing the mother the son got

frustrated and shouted at her, Why have you come? Cant you leaveus alone.

Hearing this, mother was disappointed but managed to conceal the tears coming

to the only eye. With a very heavy heart she pretended, Oh I am sorry;

mistakenly I have knocked the wrong door.

Few days after, the young man was invited at the Golden ceremony of his school.After the ceremony, the principal of the school gave him a letter and told him,

Two days ago your mother, who was seriously ill for some time, had passed

away. She had asked me to deliver this letter to you.

The boy opened the letter and started readingwhich said, My dear son, may God

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that you are coming. He promised me that he would bring you to me, but I do not

expect to live till then therefore I am leaving this letter for you. Dear son, I feel

guilty that I scared my own grandson that day. Dear I reached your place just in

your love and to meet my grandson. I did not know that this eye of mine would be

a burden for me throughout my life and my own son would hate me and leave

me. Son I hope you would excuse me, but believe me I am not to be blamed. It

was just fate that your father passed away when you were a baby. I was working

too hard to make you live comfortably but unfortunately in an accident you lost

your eye. I do not know how I managed a quack doctor to operate and give you

my eye. The specialist eye surgeons had refused to do so. Luckily your eye was

fixed efficiently but he spoiled my case and left me in this ugly shape which

became the cause of your hatred. I hope you will forgive me.

Yours in love

Mom.

EXERCISE NO. 13Q.1. Compare this story with Rabindar Naath Tagores, Mothers Heart. Is it not

foolish to have such operations

(1) YES (2) NO (3) It DEPENDS

Q.2.Is it true that a woman takes 15 to 20 years to develop a child, whereas the

other woman make out a fool of him within 15 minutes

(1) YES (2) NO.

Q.3. Had had she told his son about the eye long ago, would he have loved her.

(1) NATURALLY YES (2) PROBABLY NO

Q.4.This story teaches us not to hide anything from our dear ones

(1) TRUE (2) FALSE


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Lesson No.14 WHOM TO BE ASKED FOR JUSTICEIt was about two oclock at night. A man was walking briskly towards the railway

station to receive one of his friends coming by train. It was approximately two

miles to reach the station. He had to walk all this long because it was impossible

to get any conveyance at that hour.

The station was outside the city and on its way there was a cemetery and a

MARGHAT(a place where Hindus burn the corpse). Adjacent to the Cemetery was

the ruins of a building which looked very scary in the star light. As he stepped a

few paces forward he sensed someone coming out of the ruins and heading

towards the road. He started walking faster to avoid that someone but before he

had passed by the ruins he came in front of him and asked, Sir, can you please

tell me where the inhabitants of this house went. The query was amazing but his

politeness made him stopped. He was an old man dressed in white. The man

looked at the old man inquiringly but hastily stepped back; a shiver ran through

his spine when his eyes fell upon his hands to see that they resembled the fore

feet of a lamb. With trembling feet he managed to run away recklessly. Withoutlooking back he kept on running to find a Tonga(a horse cart used to take away

passengers) standing in between the road. The coach man was checking the

bridle. The man was comforted to see the Tonga on that dreadful road. He asked

the coachman to take him to the station and took a seat at the back and glanced

towards the ruins which were standing isolated. As the Tong made its way

towards the station, the man started to tell about the stranger, but the coach

man did not show any interest in hearing the story. Seeing the indifferent

attitude, which was very peculiar, the man started to tell him about the hands.And the strangers hands were likethe coachman interrupted and turned to

him and showing his hands asked, werethey like these?The hands were exactly

like the hands seen earlier. On seeing this, the man jumped off the Tonga

screaming with fear and sped towards the station. He made to the station and

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LESSON NO. 15 CLEVERNESS

Now it happens that in a village lived a fool. People were of the opinion that if thefools had horns, this fool would be called a stag (animal having 12 horns). One day

the chief of the village humorously suggested him to go to the city to learn some

tricks to achieve some cleverness. Taking this advice seriously, he took some

money and set off for a nearby town. Such a fool he was to take such an advice

seriously.

As he got down off the Bus a thug spotted him. He approached the fool and

asked, You seem to be a new comer to the town; can I be of some help to you.

The fool was impressed and foolishly told him that he had come to learn sometricks to become clever.

The Thug exclaimed, Ahha! Thatsvery clever of you that you have come to this

town, but have you got enough money to pay for learning. Oh yes, I have

Rs.200 and some money for the fare to go back. The Thug was not only kind

hearted but open hearted too, therefore got ready to teach one trick for Rs.200

only at once so that he could return immediately. After taking Rs.200 he said, Do

as I tell you and remember it and practice it on reaching your village. The Thug

then placed his palm on a nearby wall and advised the fool to hit by his fist as

hard as he could. When the fool blew the fist, smartly the thug removed his hand

and the fool banged the wall with full force. Out of pain he looked at the thug

who satisfied him by Saying, this is cleverness. You tried to hurt me but you

yourself got hurt; this is cleverness.Though he was hurt but was happy to have

learned a trick.

He happily returned. After getting down the bus he had to cross a big field. As he

was crossing the field he met one of his friends and he thought to apply the wit

on to him. Informing his friend that he has learnt a lesson of cleverness, asked

him whether he would like to see. The friend allowed him. The fool looked around

for a wall, failing to which he put his palm on his face and suggested the friend to

hit at the palm and see his cleverness. Very cleverly he removed his hand but lost

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Lesson NO. 16 THE UNDISCIPLINED WIFE

Mr. Sabir Ali was a much disciplined, cultured man. He was not only a cheerful

person but witty as well. After marriage he was blessed with a son and a

daughter. Things went fine but for three years only, then a change started

occurring in his character. Now seldom he was seen laughing or smiling. He

started coming home late and stopped taking interest in household affairs as he

was extracted to see the house condition, where webs appeared in every nook

and corners; dirt could be seen all over Sofas and beds. The wife was

disinterested in cleanliness. Seeing her indifferent attitude he tried to draw her

attention but in vain. Sometime he turned too angry that the children had to

suffer his anger. Sabir had dreamt of an ideal home, neat and clean; everything in

order and well disciplined, but his dreams did not come true. This was the reason

of his disquietude. When he would come home he noticed dirty bed sheets and

pillow covers, edibles lying uncovered with flies all over. Seeing such filthy

conditions, he had stopped inviting friends. Instead of saving in the bank he had

spent a lot for the welfare of the house. Every electronic utility for comfort was in

the house. Heaters, Choppers, Air conditioner, Vacuum cleaner etc., but all these

were either out of order or broken.

When the quarrelling increased, instead of realizing the cause, his wife would say,It isthe effect of some evil spirit; consequently, Sabir lost interest in the house

and became ill tempered.

An old Aunty of Sabir regularly visited them. She was an intelligent lady. She had

long before figured out the cause of Sabirs disinterest in the house. When she

learnt that the wife is attributing the quarrel to be the outcome of magic and

enchantment, she realized that the wife was superstitious and believed in Magic,

evil spirits and amulets. Therefore to satisfy her she said Do not worry. I will get

you a TAVEEZ(amulet) from a saint and everything will be settled but you willhave to enact according to his command. And yes, keep it to yourself. Theold

Lady had plans to help Sabir, therefore the very next day she came up with an

amulet and asked the wife to put it in Sabirs Pillow andto clean the house daily,

change the bed sheets and coverings on alternate days. She also told her that the

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the house to avoid evil spirits. The superstitious wife happily asked,Howmuch I

have to pay the Saint. The old lady hurriedly said, Dont you ever say this. The

saint will be annoyed. He has given this for the sake of the Almighty.

That evening when Sabir came he was amazed to see the change. Wife and

children were cleanly dressed and everything was in order.

The superstitious wife who did not pay attention towards cleaning, now for the

amulet would keep everything clean and tidy. The husbandsannoyance did not

do what the intelligence of the old Aunty did.

EXERCISE NO. 16

Q.1. Humorous writer Dr. Shafiq ur Rehman had written that a superstitious

student passed his exam under the spell of an amulet given to him by a witty

friend, who strictly asked him not to open the amulet. After the exams, some

of the friends compelled him to open. Much to their astonishment in theamulet a paper was sewn on which a line from a song was written. In the light

of this can anyone imagine what was written on the amulet brought by the

Aunty?

Q.2.What punishment Islam suggests for superstitious persons believing in

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LESSON NO. 17 THE WILDERNESS

Somewhere in a jungle there was an animal kingdom and truly, the law of jungle

was enforced there. The beneficiary of justice always happened to be Rich and

powerful. Nobody gave an ear to the weak and poor. One day a pair of parrot

from a nearby town was crossing that area. As it got dark they settled themselves

on a very huge tree for an overnight stay. Seeing the desolation of the jungle, the

hen- parrot exclaimed, What a wilderness prevails this area, as if, an owl inhabits

here. Now an owl, sitting on a nearby branch of the tree, over heard her. Feeling

hurt to this remark, he fluttered to the parrots and sat down beside them. After

greeting each other he offered them to have meals and stay with him for the

night.

Hesitantly, both agreed and the owl took them to his residence. In the morning as

they prepared to leave, the owl pointing towards the hen parrot asked, Why are

you taking her, she is my wife. Hearing this, parrots were flabbergasted. The

Parrot pleaded, Brother, what are you saying, she is a parrot and is my wife. The

owl said patiently, Noneed to quarrel, lets go to the court and get the matter

settled; whatever the courts decide I will abide by that.

All the three proceeded to the court. The judge was informed that the owl is son

of the soil and the parrot is an outsider and unnecessarily claiming the hen-parrotto be his wife. The judge gave a fair chance to the parrot to give evidence in

support of his claim. After a long discussion, the judge was pleased to inform, As

long as the courts are independent and providing justice, nobody can overcome

us. After the speech the ruling was given in favor of the son of the soil.On this

judgment the parrot got unconscious. On recovery, he prepared to leave but the

owl stopped him and asked him to take the wife with him. Parrot was astonished,

My wife! But the court. the owl interrupted to say, My dear she is your wife; I

just wanted to prove you that the rulings are given in favour of the powerful. Inthis case you were not only an outsider but also weaker, therefore order of the

court had to be in my favor. Here the MIGHT is RIGHT; Wilderness is not because

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EXERCISE NO. 17

Q.1. Did the Chief Election Commissioner stand up to receive all the candidates or

it was for the ruler only. (You are allowed to see the clippings of Pervez

Musharraf and the Chief Election Commissioner)

Q.2. Point out any one ruling given against the members of the ruling party

except the rulings, given by the courts, under the C.J. Iftikhar Choudhry.

Q.3. Churchill told his nation that as far as the courts are independent, England

cannot lose the war. In view of this statement, was the East India Company

justified taking over India; to kill the Princes and to take all the wealth away.

Q.4.Lady Chatterleys Lover was banned in England for a considerable periodbecause of absurd material; is it justified to award Knighthood to Salman

Rushdie for using abusive language in his book.

Q.5. Did not the British Government hurt the feelings of Muslims by not banning

Satanic Verses. Would it not have been better to bring the writer to the

court and asked to give proofs for the entire allegations he made in the

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Lesson NO.18 A CONVERSATION

Husband: Darling where are you (a bit louder) Oh dear where are you.

Wife: What are you up to? Why are you shouting?

Husband: Listen, I have asked a friend of mine to dinner. Hurry up, please

make arrangements.

Wife: Are you crazy. Dont you see the condition of the house; itsso

untidy. Is this the way to invite someone at eleventh hour? At

least you should have informed me earlier.

Husband: But I have invited him. He is about to arrive.

Wife: But you can see the whole house is a mess. The Meat in the freezer

is frozen and thawing will take time. Its not an easy job to prepare

meals.

Husband: Defrost the meat in Microwave.

Wife: The microwave is out of order since long

Husband: Hell with it.

Wife: But whatsthe urgency. Cantyou wait for a day or two?

Husband: No.

Wife: What he would think on seeing the condition of our house.

Husband: Let him think! Actually this is what I want to show him

Wife: WHAT? What do you want to show?

Husband: The miserable living of a married man

Wife: Why? Ridiculous, why you want to show this?

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Lesson No.19 TWO WEDDINGS

THE FIRST WEDDING

A young Muslim girl came to her father to get his consent. She wanted to marry a

non-Muslim boy. Her mother had died long before when she was a child. Her

Father, involved in politics, could not look after her so she was left in the hands of

her Maternal Grand Parents who were non-Muslims. The father disallowed her to

marry the nonMuslim. She reminded the father that he himself had had married

a nonMuslim. The father corrected her that her mother had embraced Islam

before the nuptial.

(The news of her reverting to Islam appeared in Military Gazette, Daily PAISA and

all other new papers in the publications during 21st

to 24th

April 1918. The Papers

reported that Sir Petit Dinshaws daughter had embraced Islam and married the

eminent Barrister Mohammed Ali Jinnah).

The father tried to convince her and told her if the boy was ready to embrace

Islam he would have no objection. To settle the dispute the father deputed

Maulana Shaukat Ali to convince the daughter and to impart her with Islamic

teachings. According to historian, Rais Ahmed Jafri, the Maulana failed to

convince her and she got married. The father sent a message telling her as she

had disobeyed Allah, she should not come to him.Though its on the record butthe so called religious leaders still consider The Quaid not to be the true follower

of Islam.

There is another wedding which proves that the Lobby working against Pakistan

and its founder is very strong.

THE SECOND WEDDING

The niece, of a supporter of Indian Congress from N.W.F.P. who had worked hard

against the creation of Pakistan, decided to marry a Sikh despite she was brought

up in Muslim family. She was not only allowed to marry but the father bade her

farewell with all his blessings. None of the so called Religious leaders had the guts

to criticize.

The Supreme irony is that such are the persons taken to be Muslims and not the

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Lesson No. 20 HISTORY

The Muslims are rightly disquieted for they, the followers of Mohammad

(P.B.U.H) are taken to be backward and conservative as compared to followers of

other Religions. All other Religions such as, Christianity, Judaism and Hinduism are

older than Islam. The Holy Quran came only 1500 years ago, and gives the most

modern teachings for living. Before Islam, newly born females were buried alive.

Men would take innumerous women to be their wives. Islam restricted them up

to four; and even that was under the strict condition of treating all of them

equally. (Itsa pity that this allowance is projected as if compulsory for a Muslim

to have more than one wife. The actual commandment of Restriction of having

innumerous women is not highlighted by the so called Champions of Justice).All

the religious books including Old & New Testimony, prohibit drinking and having

pork but their followers disobey the commandments with impunity. The Quran

not only verified but also reinforced these commandments.

The supreme irony is that the so called Muslim Scholars, Intellectuals and

Religious leaders are impressed and taken away by this propaganda and have

forgotten that all the Holy books are thousands of years older than the Holy

Quran. Therefore they are foolishly trying to modernize Islam. They do not have

the guts to tell the ignorant world that Islam is the latest and the most modernReligion. They do not challenge the critic of Islam to point out at least one

commandment that is against humanity from The Quran.

It is possible that for the followers of other religion, the one who is virtuous and

religious is backward. But according to this theory, Hinduism should be the most

back ward. In Hinduism, if a non-Hindu touches a Hindu or his belongings,

particularly utensils, the Hinduism is jeopardized. Before the creation of Pakistan,

Hindus killed Muslims for committing the sin of touching a Hindu or slaughtering

cows. Islam does not allow this. It says killing one man is tantamount to killing thewhole Humanity. The number of riots in the name of religion that were

experienced during last sixty years in Bharatis thousands time more than those

were seen in Islamic era of 1500 years. The Religious Festivals in Hinduism are

enormous. Just in capital city Delhi, it is common to meet their gods (Cow or

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of their gods such as Snake, Elephant, Cows and Monkeys are not uncommon;

People stop in front of these to prostrate. You can commonly find well-dressed

gentlemen having colored thread wearing around their wrists. Most of them even

have colored marks (TILAK)on the forehead in between the eye brows. Strange

enough they are not taunted to be FUNDAMENTALIST. (However to be a

fundamentalist is a good sign).

Its an honor for Muslims that they did not have Emperors like others had. Ancient

Egyptians had their kings called Pharaoh. Romans had Caesars (from Augustus to

Harridan) all were called Caesar. EvenRussians up till 1917 adopted the Title of

CZAR for their Kings.

Islam had prohibited for Kingdoms and Empires 1500 years ago,(The modern

world has recently learned about Democracy and even now Kings and Queens are

available in this modern society),but it is not understood that how some Muslim

Kings had come into being.

During Pakistan movement some sycophant leaders wanted Mohammad Ali

Jinnah to be titled as Emperor of Pakistan, but Mr. Jinnah reacted sternly and

disallowed them to call him with such a title. Once some emotional Muslims

called him Maulana to which also he strictly ordered them not to use such titles

for him.

After the Quaid, such flatterers tried to seduce the rulers to become the monarchbut their dreams did not come true. However one usurper planned to be the

Lifelong President, but during his life, he was dethroned and the history remained

without a chapter on Ayub Dynasty. Another Dictator despite hanging a Prime

Minister did not survive to rule over the country till the doomsday. Yet another

Dictator, just to prolong his tenure, not only handed over the sons and daughters

of Pakistan to get Dollars in exchange but also shamelessly confessed this in his

biography. He also dishonored the Nuclear Scientist and belittled the Nuclear

Program. He ordered to burn more than 5 thousand girl students withphosphorus but even afterwards could not become the sovereign power.

After such adventurism this is certain that in Pakistan there is no room for kings

and emperors. Therefore in view of these historical facts a new strategy of

adopting a particular surname for the ruler is being introduced to remain in

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twenty years then all our Presidents would be remembered by that surname just

like Pharaoh, Cyrus, Caesar and Czar. This would not be a strange thing, for the

world is aware of several James, Henry, Louis, Fernando and Abdul Rehman. Even

Popes adopt name other than their own name. Just to remind, Pope Pious XIII,

Pope Paul II and Pope Paul John are worth mentioning.

EXERCISE NO. 20

Q.1. Is it possible to take up a surname of our own choice

(i) YES (ii) NO

Q.2. For the change of surname has one to apply to N.A.D.R.A.

(i) YES (ii) NO

Q.3. Is it not possible to get the name changed by a notification or through an

ordinance

(i) YES (ii) NO

Q.4.The judges were suspended unconstitutionally by the Usurper; why they

cannot be restored by a simple notification

Q.5. Is Nadra a girl name, or the acronym for National Database and

Registration Authority?

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LESSON NO. 21 KILL THE CAT ON THE FIRST DAY

It is believed that an educated wife would make the married life happy and

prosperous. A man was to be married to a highly educated lady. One of his stupid

friends wrongly advised him, For a prosperous life, the wife should be kept under

the thumb; never be submissive to her, or she would make the life hell for you.

Keep her inspired with awe.

Foolishly he told him about an Old Persian idiom KILL THE CAT ON THE FIRST

DAY. He further guided him to bring home a cat, Before bringing the bride home

starve the cat for a couple of days. When you will take your first dinner with the

newlywed wife, the hungry cat at the sight of dinner will become impatient and

would try to approach the food. Only for once try to stop her, naturally she will

not stay back. At this moment, violently you should take the sword out and telling

the cat you do not like to repeat command, behead the cat. Thus the wife will be

terrified and will carry out your orders immediately.

The man, not realizing that prosperity comes with love, understanding and

respecting each other, decided to follow his friends instructions. After the

wedding formalities were over and both were left alone to have their first dinner,

as per plans the hungry cat was set free, who snapped at the dishes; the husband

in a stern voice commanded the cat to refrain, but in vain. But before he wouldhave taken the sword out the wife shouted at the highest pitch of her voice,

Stop! Dont you ever dare to kill the cat and stain the carpet with blood; you

yourself will have to clean the mess; I have read this story of the cat killingin the

school days. I am not the one to be impressed by such foolish tactics

On her shouting so violently the husband was confounded so much so that after

that day, throughout his entire life he never dared to raise his head before the

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EXERCISE NO. 21

Q.1. If the wife is educated, intelligent and comprehensive then what is the need

to keep her under the thumb.

Q.2. After taking over the Government, which cat is killed first by a usurper?

(a) The Predecessor (b) Rebellions

(c) The Nearest Companions (d) All of these

Q.3.Match the companions who assisted the following Dictators in coup dtat,

but were kicked out from the main Stream after the successful take over.

Dictators Companions

a. Gen. Ayub Khan. A. Field Marshal Amir Aamir

b. Gen. Zia-ul-Haque. B. Gen. Usmani

c. Gen. Pervez Musharraf. C. Gen. Azam Khan

d. Col. Jamal Nassir D. Gen. Faiz Chisti

Q.4. Why dontthe Companions learn lessons from History instead of becoming

accomplice of dictators in the takeover.


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