The Regacy Chapter 1.2 ... The Heir Spares

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Welcome back to the Regacy! Hang up your coat, sit down, and relax.



“You know, it's quite rude to interrupt someone while they study...”

So sorry, dearest.

“Of course you are. I suppose you wish me to continue with the story

f the Austen family, hmm?”

Much obliged.



“When we last left our friends at the Regacy House they--"

Er...Cee?



"Oh, sorry, wrong slide. That's my house, don't know how thatappened! You know, there was this one time with a paintbrush and aarakeet--"

Cee!

"Yes. As I was saying..."



"When we last left our friends at the Regacy House...oh DEAR, Cait, this is

readful. Cannot you give them a nice motherlode or two as a wedding gift?"

Sorry, no. Get ON with it.



“ Hmph. And James Austen has just married Miss Cathleen Cho.”

Again, much obliged. I suppose I'll take it from here.

I apparently forgot to put Cathy's stats in the last chapter. She's aortune sim who rolled a secondary Knowledge aspiration. She's a Scorpioith a 6/5/8/3/3 personality. It's odd because she's a lot nicer than James

nd he has 5 nice points.

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"Oh thank goodness! Mistress Voice, you are much needed here!"

What seems to be the problem Cathy?

"Since our wedding night I've been ill as a cow and extremely vexed andncomfortable! Even now, I cannot sleep!"

Oh, I think I know what the problem is.



"I do as well! Just LOOK at these clothes..."

...

"Wait, no...there's something else happening here."

I'd say so. It may have something to do with a WooHoo or two.

"This is no time to rhyme."

Oh for the love of… You're pregnant, Cathy!

"That's a relief...I thought I may have botched the porkchops and gaves all food poisoning."

Yeah, congratulations.



“You see nothing, Madam. I am most certainly NOT walking about inothing but my nightshirt and small clothes."

I didn't say anything...hey, I think Cathy has something to tell you.

"Women always have something to talk about...say, did you notice sheas looking a bit beefish around the middle? I do not much fancy buying ew frocks for my wife and her healthy appetite."

You'd better not say she's fat to her face, James...



"Mr. Austen?"

"I'm, bathing, my dear, do remove yourself!"

"I have something of great import”

"Later!"

Men. It's like he doesn't want an heir.

"What was that, madam?"

I said don't forget to wash your hair.



"So sorry about the outburst dear..."

"It's nothing."

"And if Cee comes by and tells you I called you fat it is an absolutelsehood. I merely said you were a bit...wide. NOT that that is a problem,f course...I mean to say...well, most women let themselves go”



"James..."

Idiot.

"What have I missed?"

"Do you honestly think I'm just fat? Do you not remember theountless WooHoos? Honestly, for someone who seemed as prudish as

ou I NEVER would have thought of all the ideas you had for anyway,m pregnant."



"REEEALLY? I never would have guessed! I should have thought a loore effort would have gone into that. It was terribly easy, must be a signf my greatness as a man."

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"Oh, Mistress Voice...please send Cee here! I have an awful feeling thatomething bad is happening...and you know James is no help."

Sure thing...I've got stuff to do tonight anyway so you'll definitely needer.



"Ah, well..."

"Oh my, it's coming out! Heavens, there's a mutant ripping through mybdomen!"

"JAMES!"



"WHAT?! Cait said NOTHING about cheesecake. Did you eatheesecake, Cathy?"

"NoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!"



This is Charles Bingley Austen, our heir. He is named after Mr. Bingleyf Pride and Prejudice fame. Charles has James's hair and Cathy's eyes...asell as a standard baby face.



"Come on, James, just change ONE diaper...help out your wife."

"Not listening !“

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"So then the King said "

Is that ugly, obnoxious, impertinent woman with in my house AGAIN? Mrs.

usten, get her out of here!"

"James!"



"That good for nothing husband of yours! I'll get him!"

“Please, Cee, it...it must be the fumes from all the pooey diapers andotting milk! I swear he didn't mean it."

"Yes I did !“

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"Say, "PaPAH!""

"Papa!"

"Good show, son! Now...say, "I will take on the reins of heirship!" Gon, boy!"

"Papa!"

Small sentences, James.



"I catch you, Janie!"

"No, Charlie slow!"

For how evil these two were as babies I'm having a way too easy timeith them now. Where's MY evil heir? WHY aren't these two evil? I

hought it was a legacy right of passage.

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The twins had been toddlers for only two days before James startedhinking about money and futures.

"My dear, our family fortune will one day be great."

"How so?"

"Marriage. To a 'Miss Diva'...odd name."

"You know we cannot have our son marry that scarlet woman they callThe Diva'...Cee has already said that it is against the rules."

"She said no such thing."

"It must have been when you were strutting your great manly self

bout.""No, I know for sure she never--"



"Birthday time!"

Already? Time flies.



"Charles, really...cannot you keep your food on your own plate?"

"No, Mama."

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“Now , my dear, I know you did not like this subject much the last timeut our children are nearly adults."

"James... their birthday was 4 days ago, they're barely children."

"Yes well, even so... I think it high time we search for their futurepouses."



"Admit it, James, you just want a big dowry from whoever Charliearries."

"I have no problem in admitting that fact."

"James Austen, you are shameless."



This was Cathy's favorite candidate for Charlie’s wife.

"Of course, there will be bonnets involved, Virginia."



Again, time flies with nice people. Jane has been painting away andharles has played with every toy in the box... all while being perfectly civil

or shame.



"YAY CHARLIE! I'M NEXT!"

Looking like a proper nerd, wonderful.

"Hey!"

Sorry, but you do! Oooh and look, Charles, your lady friend is here.

"Quiet, woman."

Oh no, not you too!

Charles Austen has rolled Popularity & Fortune for his first andcondary aspirations respectively. He likes unemployed blondes and hates

t people. Ah wonderful...he's going to be just like his father: self-obsessednd greedy...but nice.



"Wish for a wealthy husband, Jane!"

"Hush, husband, honestly..."

"I wish..."



"Jane...I am not at all pleased with your apparel. Please go and changeto something more suitable at once...we have guests!"

"Mama, really..."

Jane Austen rolled Fortune and Knowledge for her aspirations. She like see fit men in their undies but hates it when they wear jewelry.

I suppose Mr. Austen will be pleased with this...and I KNEW there waknowledge sim in her. She's capped logic and creativity.



Why, hello there Mr. Charles!

"Hello, Madam."

How's everything?

"Perfectly agreeable, thank you."

What? No 'get out of my face' or 'what do you want?'...?!?!?!?!

"Of course not, Madam."

Boring, stinky nice sims...

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"They're always playing at chess and she's calling on him and he always wants to s

r and..."



"THE Cathy Austen? Of the Regacy Austens? My PLEASURE,

a'am...big fan!"

"Oh...hee, thank you. I heard you were new in town and I thought it

nly right to introduce myself."

"Pleased to meet you. And how is your family? Your daughter is lovely,

y the way...I've seen her portrait."

"Do you think so? Oh, thank you sir. And we all do quite well."

"Wonderful. Well I must be off, but I hope we meet again soon!"



Oh, Jane...I thought you should know your Mama has a man in her

ead for you.

"Really, Mistress Voice?"

Yes, and he's very wealthy.

"That's nice."



"Check. Yes...I suppose we are almost grown and will be heading tohool soon. It is quite fitting."

You two bore the POO out of me!

"What was that, madam?“

Didn’t say a word.

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"Goodbye my dear, study hard!"

"Yes, Mama."

Jane is going to the M. Bennet Academy for Ladies, a finishing school

amed after Pride and Prejudice's resident scholar, Mary Bennet.



"I never thought I'd be so distressed to see my son and daughter goway for school. I have this awful feeling something dreadful is going to

appen."

Maybe you're just getting old?

"No, that cannot be it..."



"Here's where we leave you all. Oh, and if you think you know what'soming in the future of our Regacy, you're about to be very surprised.”

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