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Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursdays Issue #28 1/21/16
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PITT SHIT The
“All the booze that’s fit to print”
January 7, 2016 Trail #85
Return to the West End Cafe/
Shameless Cussy Beerthday Hash
Jan 7 @6:30 pm
West End Cafe - 408 S Main St Pittsburgh, PA 15220
Hared by Shameless Cussy, Double Stuffed, and Scram
Guzzled
Join us for the first Pitt Trail of 2016 as we return to
the infamous West End Café. Come to celebrate
Shameless Cussy’s Beerthday, dance our asses off,
and possibly sing some really bad karaoke (if the
machine hasn’t broken yet). Plenty of 40s and cans of
beer will be on chill to pour into your pitcher at our
favorite West End establishment (bc to hell with
Village Tavern).
Trail will be long, arduous, and extremely dangerous.
Seriously, super dangerous, very NOT dog friendly,
Fido could end up impaled if you don’t listen to us. So
listen. It might even be cold for once, who knows.
Headlamps and flashlights are an absolute must
unless you feel like eating dirt. It will all be worth it
though as we promise trail is at least 3x as scenic as
the last West End hash a month ago in our own
seldom hashed areas.
TRAIL STATS:
RUN #: 85 DATE: January 7, 2016
MILES: 3.1 miles ATTENDANCE: 42 (27 M / 15 F)
START: West End Cafe – West End
TEMPERATURE: 41 degrees F
HARES: Shameless Cussy, Scrum Guzzler, Double Stuffed
Commemoratives:
Patch (50 trails): Spermit, The Black Clap, Defender,
ManGurglar, Creamy, Tight E, Scrum, ICP, Major Pecker
Virgins: Just Jeff
Right:
The hares
pose for
their next
album
cover.
Below:
The three
matching
Amigos
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PITT SHIT The
“All the booze that’s fit to print”
Trail #85 Review by Major Pecker
I knew the minute I walked into the West End Café that we were in for one of the classiest PITT trails of 2016. Between the cigarettes in the snack machine to the condoms for sale over the bar, everything just screamed taste. After making friends with the locals and the staff (this was important given the partying that came later), we headed out to do chalk talk in front of a church. To see the hares off, of course, we sang Father Birmingham, which suited the location well. Despite having been warned repeatedly against it, both Sweetums and Golden Showers brought their dogs on trail. Seriously, they did so even after reading the description and calling the hares to ask if it was okay. Fortunately, Poojo and Zippy mostly take care of themselves anyway, so they were okay.
I went into this trail knowing the west end was hilly, but the hares still managed to impress by scrambling us up and down some pretty steep slopes into and out of various neighborhoods. The first hill we peaked was at the adorably tiny West End Park, where we all enjoyed a few beers before plunging back into the shiggy. This beer stop was followed by a really nice staircase where the pack was presented with two choices: cross the single two-by-four leading to the stairs or try to slide down the cliff side contending with jagged rebar and broken glass. Those who took the stairs had to be extra careful, as the end of the staircase was a 15 foot drop straight onto the ground. Fortunately, no one died (even the dogs made it through relatively safely).
The hares then found us another huge hill to clamber up, and we had a second beer stop in the woods, followed by a nice trail run through the dark woods, punctuated by a lovely shot stop for everyone to enjoy. Circle was at a beautiful overlook where we could see the bar about a quarter mile away (of course, without climbing gear the walk back was a bit longer). Potty Gaurd (note: Canadian Spelling) did a magnificent job running her first circle, since our esteemed RA was still too hungover from new years to help out. Circle was followed by a bangin’ dance party at the West End Café, where Tight Embouchure and Scrum Guzzler both showed off their rapping skills with the DJ (Big Philly, of course). We had cake to celebrate Shameless Cussy’s birthday, and everyone had too much St. Ides Special Brew. Shit trail. Even better apres.
Hashers on Trail #85 Any Cock’ll Do Lips of Steel
Assman Cometh Major Pecker
Bend Overture ManGurglar
Butter My Korn Noah
Cock in a Net Porn Again Christian
Cock Smitten Potty Guard
Cream of Mushroom Scrum Guzzler
Cuffed & Battered Shameless Cussy
Defender of Peedom Sherpes
Dirty Gerbil Shitty Titty Gang Bang
Double Stuffed Sir Vix
Fudge Packer Spermit
Gaggle Cock Sweetums
Gay Horse Dancer T-Bag
Golden Showers T-Boner
HLT The Black Clap
ICP The Little Engine that Came
Just Brit Tight Embouchure
Just Jacob Titty Whiskers
Just Jeff Triple Dipple
Just Marcus Ur-A-Gay Gloryhole
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PITT SHIT The
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St. Ides Special Brew, endorsed by Red
Man, Method Man, Snoop Dogg, Tupac,
and Scrum Guzzler
Right: Dance party up
in this bitch!
Below: Scrum and Big
Philly get ready for The
Next Episode
Bottom Center: Sir Vix
getting ready for the
dance party
Bottom Right: Tight E
and Big Philly rap some
Gin n’ Juice
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PITT SHIT The
“All the booze that’s fit to print”
January 9, 2016 Trail #86
Dark Side #10 (PITT #86/Zano H3 #4)
When: Saturday, January 9, 2016 at 4:30pm
Where: Zano's Pub House (Yes, Zano's)
3806 Acorn St. Pittsburgh, PA 15207
Hares: Lips of Steel, Golden Showers (GPS)
Unlike past "Dark Side" hashes this one is going to
relatively short with scouted trail being 3.9 miles and
will by far the worst Dark Side so far in 2016. However
we have kept all the negative aspects of the Dark Side
hash. So if you have anything else to do Saturday night
I would consider your other options.
IMPORTANT: Headlamp and/or light is mandatory (no
exceptions)
The hares plan on sending a Facebook location beacon
on this event page to the pack once they arrive at the
stops.
TRAIL STATS:
RUN #: 86 DATE: January 9, 2016
MILES: 4.3 miles ATTENDANCE: 27 (16 M / 11 F)
START: Zano’s – Greenfield
TEMPERATURE: 48 degrees F
HARES: Golden Showers, Lips of Steel
Commemoratives:
Tags (10 trails, 1 hare): Steph Infection, My Hog n Me
Namings: Just Brian A is now Wheelbarrow Willy
Above: Beer stop by what’ left of the Greenfield bridge.
Apparently Gargoyles dwell here now
Left: View from the first beer stop
Below: Steph Infection gets tagged
Song of the
Week
Like a Virgin
Like a virgin, hey
Hashed for the very
first time
Like a virgin
Drink up your beer
And pay next time
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PITT SHIT The
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Zano H3 #4 Review by Scram Goozler
On an unseasonably warm Saturday in January we returned to the only bar in the city/ Zano-H3 HQ to run one of the
2 or 3 remaining good trails in the area. We placed our order for post trail food, as is Zano-H3 protocol, surveyed the
bar and made our way to chalk talk. Spermit gave us an extended chalk talk while Dippy (ICP) and I watched a few
senior citizens try to take down a steel support beam from the Parkway overhead. This time on trail I decided to
hang with No Code, Drrrr Grrrrbs, and Gaggle towards the back and followed what we thought was trail straight up
a hillside into Schenley. Apparently we missed a mile or so of trail even though we were following marks. But oh
well, we came to our first Beer Stop. The ruins of the Greenfield Bridge. Great stop. Unfortunately Defender, Cock’ll,
Sir Vix, Handycock, and a few others were way off trail (or on trail? No one knows) and arrived almost as we were
leaving. At this point Gaggle and I took a detour throughout Schenley after it was apparent there were more than a
few gaps in trail. To be honest it was really nice on a beautiful clear night and I didn't mind a bit. We found stop two
under a bridge with some recently cleared out hobo equipment. GS and Lips were away as we were entering the
stop and we noticed that there was a lot less people there than at the previous stop. Double Stuffed found a nice
laptop that Black Clap wanted to refurbish (possibly for hobo data purposes) but was then thrown and smashed
repeatedly. We then left Beer Stop two for circle. We ran up into Oakland, trespassed a bit and made it back down
to the soccer fields. After waiting for GS and Lips to retrieve a shot stop that was allegedly on trail, Lips chugged the
shot stop in defeat as Defender sang us a song about his sister. My Hog and Me, Steph Infection and two Boston
Terriers got their tags. [Editor’s note: My Hog n Me should not have received his tags since he was 2 trails shy of being
eligible. This is why we can’t have nice things]. [Second Editor’s Note: Apparently Just Brian A was named
Wheelbarrow Willy but Scrum didn’t remember why or how because he left circle early to watch football. Again, this
is why we can’t have nice things.] We all went back to the only bar in Pittsburgh, ate our delicious burgers and
watched the Steelers play a crazy game of foozeball. Great Beer, Shit trail. Zano-H3.
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Hashers on Trail #86
Any Cock’ll Do Glitter Spitter My Hog n Me
Assman Cometh Golden Showers No Code
Cuffed & Battered ICP Scrum Guzzler
Defender of Peedom John Handycock Shitty Titty Gang Bang
Diaper Dan Just Brian A Sir Vix
Dirty Gerbil Just Brit Spermit
Double Stuffed Just Desiree Steph Infection
Gaggle Cock Just Garrett T-Boner
Gay Horse Dancer Lips of Steel The Black Clap
Upcumming Trails: Thurs 1/21 @ 6:30 pm: PITT #87 – Giant Eagle Waterworks
Sat 1/23 @ 5:30pm: Fool Moon – Mike’s New Moon Saloon
Sun 1/24 @ 1 pm: PGH #1709 – South Park
Wed 1/27 @ 6:30 pm: Tn@ #3 – Hal’s Bar and Grill