1. The VonNuke Family An Apocalypse Challenge The Pilot

2. Well, you probably just made the worst mistake in your entire life, reader, 'cause this place right here is where I be startin' a legacy, ya dig me, man? I'm a sexilicious young man, name is Chippeth VonNuke, n' I'm expectin' you biatches to read this pile of - Ignore him, he's a bit tired. And completely out-of-character. Y'see, this brat here is my ...um... handsome simself, but he has had a few ...err... adjustments to his character. 3. Don't let his adorabubble smile fool you he has a heart of stone. Y'know that Grumpy-Nice bar? It's empty. Greyed out. Nothing. He's also a Fortune sim. For now, atleast. And that's where the similarities between me and him end, really. He's a neat freak; I'm a slob. He's shy (Supposedly); I'm outgoing. He's serious; I'm playful. And about that 'for now'...? 4. Errm yeah. This 'sexalicious' man will be experiencing a fine, fine culinary delight from this day forth. I actually hate Grilled Cheese. If it was 'Grilled Ham' or 'Baked Beans' I'd be all over it, but alas, I must suffer for Plan Permaplat. Speaking of which...: Only 198 more to go! 5. But that isn't where our story begins, is it? It's not? Well, it is. Kinda, but it really started at Boolprop.com, where somevery sadisticsimmers decided to update the Apocalypse Challenge for the new EPs. They named themselves the 'Apoca-Borg', and they through together a set of new rules to make all us happy, happy simmers miserable. It shouldn't be too hard, right? I've already half-way completed an Adult Start, which I was proud of before the glitches. How hard can a Uni start be in comparison with Pet Rules? 6. WITH PET RULES!?!!!eleventy!!1!1! Don't throw your ZOMG CAPS LOCK at me. It's morally degrading. OMGWTFBBQ MORALLY DEGRADING MY ASS!!!1!1!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't even have Pets!!...Wait, I'm in an Apocalypse? Yeah. With Pet Rules. And Bon Voyage. And Uni. And Nightlife. And OFB. And Seasons. And FreeTime. Oh, and Apartment Life. Plus Kitchen and Bath and Glamour Life. 7. My pimp's not gonna be smiley about this... LUL_WUT? Pimp? Excuse me while I question my sanity and try on my DIY-StraightJacket. It's FUNALICIOUS! Doodeedoo lalalalala I'm CooCoo for Coco-Puffs. Hehehehehehehheheheheheheheheeheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!1!1!!11!!11 8. Firstly, You're still a Fortune Sim. So we need you to get us some ASPIRATION, k? Term Papers? G's like me don't do no term papers! Your want panel disagrees. 9. Group Research?! I'm flippin' shy, G! Why am I rollin' such stupid wants? Fortune Sim coding? Don't question the logic of Maxis! There's a plumbob in this picture. Well, everyone's a critic. 10. Wow! Without that hair, you can see how ugly your eyebrows are! These are your eyebrows too, ya dig? That's why I never move my fringe in public. So, why am I doing this? Earn 100. It's killing me too. 11. Moar term paper? I don't understand it, man. I don't wanna do it! 12. It's killing me inside... 13. KILLING ME!!!! 14. Please make it end... Awww, you make such a cute puppy dog face.