The Osbournes1

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5-Minute Listening A

English pronunciation in use A2

Meet the perfect American family

Jack, stop telling people youre Ozzy Osbournes son to get into places.

You are a fucking ______________.

Theres the mom.

____________________________________________________, Imreally the next Mother Teresa.

Well, I tell you what. Im Ozzy Osbournes wife.

Now, shut the fuck up and go to bed.

Fuck, no.

The son. Studies show that a teenagers brain doesnt really become

functional until past 10:30, I think.

The daughter. I dont really care what people think of my hair.If they like it or not. Its not _____________, so I dont really care. That

rhymed.


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5-Minute Listening B


The _____________ in ____________________ _______________

________________ on the plain.

06:40 Lights Camera Ozzy

Is this what you want to wear to The Tonight Show?

Yeah.

Its very Jackie O., Kelly.

What is?

This outfit.


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5-Minute Listening C


Complete with the animals:

Example: Sam the lamb.

1. Phil the ________________

2. Mary the _______________

3. Ida the _________________

4. Claire the _______________

5. Polly the ________________

6. Deborah the _____________ 7. Myrtle the _______________

8. Kitty the _________________

15:58

Jack is a pretty cool guy. Very mellow. Very easygoing.

Its been pretty tough for him because hes kind of the oddball at school.

__________________________________________________________ But he doesnt socialize with them.

Jack isnt one of these kids thatll hang at the mall and go see movies.

Thats not his life.

Do you want to come to town with us?

_____________________________________________________

Another hour and a half.

Where are you going to?Roxy.

Theres usually a 2:30 curfew here.

Theyre just like, Where have you been?

__________________________________________________________

If they believe you, then its one thing.

If they feel youre lying, which we usually are, then you dont really do Anything the

next day.

Just to lay low.


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Whose are these fucking things?

this shit will kill you faster than crack.

I think tobaccos the most addictive shit.

The funny thing is, you dont cop a buzz.You do at first.

No, you fucking dont.

So I heard.

I smoked heavily for 40 fucking years.

Ive just quit seven months ago.

I cant stand the smell of this anymore.

Im an ass-kicking fat kid.What?

Nothing.

You got money, Kel?

Yep.

You look pretty tonight.

Thank you.

That fucking crap on you.How do guys pull chicks with his fucking mouth?

Please dont get drunk or get stoned tonight.

Dont fuching piss off, because I can.

Dont drink. Dont take drugs tonight.

No, I dont do that.

And if you sex, wear a condom.

Kelly has this thing about leaving us when it comes to going to the Standard.

Its her thing. She tells me to fuck off.

Shes a little bitch when it comes to that.


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Kelly was a big-ass mall rat.

And I started taking her to clubs.

And then she told me to fuck off.

Hes been talking shit about me, and I found out.

I think its more that he feels guilty about doing it, to try and be mean.

So he gets in a bad mood.

Kellys a fucking bitch.

What?Ive fucking had enough of Kelly, Dad.

Whats going on now?

Jack can do anything he wants to say anything, talk all this shit, but if it comes back

to him he just freaks.

Why dont you ask your mum?

Dad, I have. She wont do fuck-all.

She goes, Oh, I will. But she hasnt, and she wont.Dad, Im about to lose it with her.

She ditched Sarah, her best friend.

And just left us.

If it wanst for me, shed still be at a mall with her dumb friends.

It was me who said, Hey, Kelly.

She used to hang out at the mall with her stupid friends.

Kelly, come with me to some clubs.Jack, I really understand.

Butyou got to listen to where Im coming from.

I love you all.

I love you more than life itself.

But youre all fucking mad.

Stop.

Dont shout near me!

Youre such fucking prick.

If you hit me, Im gonna do it again.


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Thats on camera, Kelly. Im showing that to Mum.

Jack and Kelly are still fighting.

My husbands still moaning because he still cant work the remote control.

But at least we finally moved into the house.

Were home.

Can you imagine the neighbors when they see up at the door?

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