SEASON CELEBRATION: Sophomore Richa Panara throws up the U during the Indian Students Association and Hindu Students Council’s celebration of Holi Saturday afternoon on the Foote Green.Erum Kidwai Erum Kidwai // Staff Photographer

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T he Oscar Wilde quote on Adam Levine’s Facebook page summarizes the way the student led his life be-

fore his death last Saturday, accord-ing to many close friends. During the week since Levine died, students have shared their memories as they mourn-ed the loss of a fellow Cane, with a candlelight vigil on Wednesday and a memorial service at Hillel on Friday. Levine, a senior majoring in political science, died early in the morning on Saturday, March 19, after attending Ultra Music Festival.

Christina Stamatiou, who was given the nickname “Xxxtina” by Levine, was close with him during her freshman year and said the quote “was so Adam.”

“He never held back; he didn’t believe in moderation, in being conservative,” Stamatiou said after Levine’s memorial service on the Lakeside Patio Wednesday night. “He dared to do anything people were scared of doing; he didn’t have that voice in his head that most people will have telling them that they may fail.”

The large turnouts at services on Wednesday and Friday reflected Levine’s label as a “campus celebri-ty.” UM student Catherine De Freitas created a post in BuzzFeed’s com-munity category titled “101 things we learned from THE Adam Levine.”

After Friday’s memorial, Stu-dent Government Vice President Isht-preet Singh said that the Wilde quote was “so representative” of Levine. Singh said he was close with Levine since they served together on Student Government’s Freshman Leadership Council. Levine was comfortable be-ing independent, setting his own goals without worrying about what others thought, according to Singh.

“Adam has inspired so many freshmen. They look up to him. He always said, ‘This is your four years to be selfish,’” Singh said. “Adam was the person who put himself out there, embraced who he was and didn’t hide anything.”

Students talked about Levine’s willingness to be in the spotlight as well as his infectious nature, dazzling smile and ability to live life to the full-est. Many who knew Levine remem-bered his signature introduction: “My name is Adam Levine, like the singer in Maroon 5, but better.”

SG President Brianna Hathaway recalled the same introduction in her tearful speech at Wednesday’s vigil and said it made her want to be his friend.

That phrase is so synonymous with Levine that his fraternity, Alpha Epsilon Pi (AEPi), sold customized white T-shirts with “Like the celebrity but better,” on them. AEPi will use the proceeds for a commemorative tree and plaque outside their fraternity house. Some of the money will also go toward Camp Harlem, a Jewish summer camp Levine attended.

Many of the AEPi brothers trav-eled to Reston, Virginia on Tuesday to attend Levine’s funeral. Harry Kroll and Marc Szasz, brothers of AEPi, were among the 500 people to pay

their respects in Levine’s hometown. They said that Levine was an upbeat person who always saw the positive side of life.

“He wouldn’t want people to be sad or teary, but to remember his legacy through laughter,” Szasz said at Wednesday night’s vigil. “In the funeral, when my eyes watered up, I thought to myself, ‘What would Adam say?’ Honestly, he would tell me to stop being a b**** and suck it up.”

Rabbi Jonathan Fisch, the chap-ter advisor of AEPi at UM and a rabbi at Temple Judea in Coral Gables, led the Jewish services on Friday night.

“Do you think he would want people to mourn his death or cry? No. He would say, ‘Party up,’” Fisch said.

Fisch also pointed out that the decisions people make can affect loved ones, citing Levine’s decision to “live on the edge.”

“We lost him because of drugs, until his body couldn’t take it any-more,” Fisch said during the services. In an interview afterward, he expand-ed upon his statement. “Adam made some difficult decisions that didn’t sit well for his body, and it is important for college students to know in this setting that your choices not only af-fect you, but your community, your parents, your brothers.”

It has not been confirmed whether or not drugs played a part in Levine’s death.

Singh concurred with what Fisch said about decisions affecting others, although he said he’d rather remem-ber the man the UM community has come to love instead of finding rea-sons for his death.

“It’s important to think about the choices we make. Some choices af-fect everyone around us,” Singh said. “Adam was an amazing person, but a choice like that really matters. It is crazy to see how much pain it causes to others. This doesn’t change how great of a person he was, as he truly did impact people in amazing ways.”

Owen Katz, an AEPi brother who studied abroad with Levine in Australia for a semester, said Levine treated every day as a celebration. Speaking at Wednesday’s vigil, Katz told the crowd how dramatic and per-suasive Levine could be.

Katz remembered a night in Australia when, at 12:30 a.m., Levine called and said that there was an emergency and that Katz had “to get up immediately.”

The emergency: Levine’s party plans for the night fell through when others decided to stay in.

“That’s exactly who Adam was,” Katz said. “A dire situation to

Adam was when he couldn’t be social to the maximum of his capabilities.”

Levine’s charm and infectious energy persuaded Katz to join him for a night out and Katz said it turned out to be one of the “best nights” of his life.

Ashley Pittaluga, vice president-elect for Student Government, also remembered when Levine persuaded her to get up in the middle of class to share a pitcher at the Rathskeller.

“He was the only person who could have ever gotten me to get up in the middle of class and leave to share a pitcher with him in the Rat. I looked back and think why I did it, because it was so out of character,” Pittaluga said. “I’m glad I have that memory and it is one of my favorites with him.”

Stamatiou shared a similar thought, saying Levine wanted to live every day to the fullest, even if it meant going to extremes. Although she is sad, she said her memory of his character and how many people’s lives he touched gives her comfort.

“Adam was the most vibrant spirit I have ever met in my life,” Sta-matiou said.

Community mourns loss of inspirational student

By Marcus LimMarcus LimStaff Writer

COMMEMORATIVE EVENING: Students gather at UM Hillel to remember senior Adam Levine during Friday evening’s memorial service.Shreya Chidarala Shreya Chidarala // Staff Photographer

CAMPUS LIFE

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C louds of purple, green and or-ange f loated above the Foote Green on Saturday afternoon as more than 150 students threw

handfuls of colored powder at each other in celebration of the start of spring with the Hindu celebration of Holi.

The Indian Students Association and the Hindu Students Council held the event called Holi: the Festival of Colors. Holi, a traditional Hindu festivity, comes from a symbolic legend in which a demon king’s son, Prahlada, defeated his own evil fa-ther, Hiranyakashipu, and aunt, Holika, by remaining devoted to Lord Vishnu — a symbolic victory of good over evil. The festival’s name originated from the name of the aunt, Holika, whom Prahlada de-feated.

Even before the event had begun, stu-dents already looked excited, including se-nior Alyssa Rosenfeld, who said she had attended all three Holi celebrations in the previous years and enjoyed the variety of people she saw participating.

“I love just seeing all of the colors and all of the different people that come together, because it is always different people from all different cultures coming together,” Rosenfeld said.

Traditionally, colorful powders made from medicine were thrown to ward off colds and viruses that were brought by spring. Though the powders used are no longer medicinal, the tradition of their bright colors remains. The event, held for the fourth consecutive year at the Univer-sity of Miami, also provided students with water balloons and featured a water slide for the first time.

Indian Students Association Presi-dent Karthik Narayanan said it was im-portant to keep bringing this particular event back because it allowed Indian cul-ture to be felt on campus.

“In terms of college campuses across the country, the University of Miami In-dian population isn’t as big as in other universities,” Narayanan said. “This event in particular is a hallmark event that lets

everyone on campus know that the Indian presence and culture here is strong.”

With more than 100 pounds of colored powder – twice the amount from last year – students ran around chasing one another with smiles and laughter. Although many students arrived in groups, they dispersed

and mixed across the Green throughout the event, something freshman Arshia Arora said was one of the best parts of the event.

“You don’t have to know the person to throw color at them,” Arora said.

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on the men’s basket-ball team at Category 5’s Sweet 16 Watch Party at the Rathskel-ler Thursday night. Despite the Canes’ 92-69 loss to Vil-lanova in Louisville, students still demon-strated their school spirit. Attendees enjoyed free wings

and had the chance to win water bottles, rally towels, March Madness shirts and other UM Adidas ap-parel.

Category 5’s next event, the Senior Walk, takes place Fri-day evening on Mark Light Field and fea-tures free T-shirts for the first 150 seniors.

CANES SHOW SPIRIT AT WATCH PARTY

COLORFUL FUN: Sophomore Zahra Markatia throws water at senior Suyog Padgaonkar for the Festival of Colors on the Green Saturday.Erum Kidwai Erum Kidwai // Staff Photographer

RELIGIOUS LIFE

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A ccess to the area of the Read-ing Room and front office on the first f loor of the Univer-sity of Miami School of Com-

munication (SOC) was cut off early last week as the space was cleared for an ambi-tious project that will be available to stu-dents as soon as fall 2016: the Koenigsberg & Nadal Interactive Media Center (IMC).

The project will transform what the school considered to be an outdated work-ing space and computer lab into a modern, digital co-working space that will house a live broadcasting studio, computer sta-tions, work pods and a full-service, stu-dent-run agency.

The IMC came about as an initia-tive to address both the needs of students and the community. In recent years, the School of Communication has made sev-eral moves to adapt to the changing tides of the business, such as departmentalizing programs, changing curriculum, investing in cutting-edge technology and recruiting experienced faculty and adjunct profes-sors. However, the challenge of connect-ing students to clients who contact the SOC has been an unanswered one, one that the center will take care of.

According to Samuel Terilli, chair of the Journalism and Media Manage-ment Department, he receives e-mails and phone calls several times a week from peo-ple looking for students to work for them. Oftentimes, these phone calls and e-mails are from people looking for students to work for free.

“One of the reasons I love it, one of several, is I can say, ‘Well and have I got a wonderful opportunity for you. Contact so-and-so here and they’ll give you their rate schedule,’” Terilli said.

Students who work in the agency – from all different courses of study in the SOC – will have standardized rate sheets to give to clients, establishing a profes-sional precedent for their work. Some stu-dents will be compensated and others will receive internship credit for working in the agency.

Although students will charge for their work, this center will not be a for-profit venture, Terilli said.

“The idea is that the center, if we’re lucky, will cover its costs and maybe ben-efit the students that are participating,” he said. “We’re not going into the advertising agency business and competing with agen-cies. Obviously no university is equipped to do that.”

The benefit for those students who work in the agency will be something both Terilli and Senior Development Director Brian Weinblatt said is crucial when enter-ing the workforce: hands-on experience.

“In journalism, in broadcast journal-ism, in many fields like that, it’s not just grades; it’s what you can do, it’s your ex-perience ... Working in something like the Interactive Media Center can really make the difference between just a pretty tran-script and a really powerful portfolio,” Terilli said.

One of the goals for the SOC moving forward is offering students not just active experience, but also a broad base of knowl-edge. Convergence journalism, the com-bination of multiple forms of journalism, has become a buzzword in journalistic academia because of the evolution of jour-nalism with the Internet and technology, but Terilli said this is not a new concept.

“Yes, of course, everybody knows that video and photography and audio and writing, they’re all coming together on this wonderful new thing that we just happen to call the Internet, that’s been around for more than a couple of decades,” he said.

A more pressing kind of convergence, he said, is the merging of business inter-ests. For example, the ties and codepen-dency of journalism and advertising. Al-though in the earlier days of journalism up until recently, there was believed to be a strong “wall” between the editorial and advertisement worlds.

“Coming from that world, I can tell you that the height and width of that wall was greatly exaggerated ... The health of the news operation was always dependent on the health of the advertisement opera-tion,” Terilli said.

A space like the IMC will allow jour-nalism students, advertising students and their peers from virtually every other field within the SOC to collaborate and come up with more creative solutions and ideas, benefitting both them and clients, accord-ing to Weinblatt.

“Anything from video production at an event to a documentary film made, a traditional ad or PR campaign, a game de-veloped, an app developed, a website de-veloped, anything that the students will be

able to handle,” Weinblatt said of the vari-ety of services clients will have access to.

Overseeing the work of the students will be a faculty advisor who will serve as the CEO of the agency and the quality controller. The faculty member who will fill this position has not yet been named.

The IMC will house the agency, but Weinblatt said the space will still be open to all SOC students.

According to Weinblatt, the cen-ter was the vision of SOC Dean Gregory Shepherd, and a number of donors saw the potential, as well.

“We have really been overwhelmed by the support and generosity of a number of donors to the project,” he said.

The project’s cost is in the range of $2-2.5 million, with approximately $2 mil-lion for construction of the space and half a million for an endowment to support the activities of the space, including the addi-tional wages for the faculty advisor.

The center will be home to an open, newsroom-style studio that will connect directly to Studio B, where University of Miami Television films. It will also have several large touch screens along the edge, computers equipped with editing software, an enclosed working space and new fur-nishings. The center’s plan was designed by G. Alvarez Studio, an award-winning interior architecture and design firm that specializes in collaborative spaces.

The IMC was named after two lead donors, Bill Koenigsberg and Miles Nad-al. Koenigsberg graduated from the UM School of Business and is the founder and CEO of Horizon Media, a New York-based

independent media services company. His son graduated from the SOC a year ago.

In July 2015, Nadal stepped down and retired as C.E.O. of MDC Partners, a large conglomerate of advertising agencies, dur-ing an investigation into his expenses, al-though he and his spokesperson did not connect the retirement to the investiga-tion. His daughter is a student in the SOC.

At the time, the spokesperson said Nadal “plans to focus on his family and spend time on his philanthropic endeavors and other business interests.”

Apart from Koenigsberg and Nadal, a number of parents, alumni and friends of the school made donations. Weinblatt said the school surpassed its original fun-draising goal and is now pushing toward a “stretch goal.”

He specifically pointed out how sev-eral donors were either first-time donors or made more sizable gifts to the SOC than they had previously. Most of the donations were pledges to be paid off over a period of four or five years, according to Weinblatt. These donors will be honored on a “prom-inent” donor wall in the center.

“It’s something I hope that’s not lost on the students, too, as they graduate and go on and become successful; they know that their space and their experiences here were supported by philanthropic individu-als and hopefully, when they can, they will be supportive of the school as well,” he said.

The center will open after a formal dedication ceremony on Friday, Oct. 7.

Interactive Media Center to open fall 2016

By Isabella CuetoIsabella CuetoAssistant News Editor

FRESH SPACE: The Koenigsberg & Nadal Interactive Media Center will house a student-run multimedia agency in the School of Communication.Rendering courtesy UM School of CommunicationRendering courtesy UM School of Communication

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M edia out-lets were all aflutter over Don-

ald Trump’s speech at the American Israel Public Af-fairs Committee (AIPAC) conference in Washington, D.C. earlier this week. I was there. I stood up and clapped for him when he entered out of respect for the office he is running for, but I stood up

and clapped for him at the end for another reason.The Trump I saw on stage at the Verizon Center

on Monday night was a very different Trump than any of us have seen throughout the campaign. He prepared a speech with his newly announced foreign policy advisory council and new speechwriters. He cited historical events and talked about policy spe-cifics. His rebellious character certainly made a few controversial appearances, but what I saw at AIPAC

was a more serious candidate who was hoping to make a good impression on the 18,000-plus AIPAC delegates at the Verizon Center who were watching him intently.

I gave him a standing ovation at the end because he did everything I could have asked him to do. I wanted him to get specific and he did. I wanted to hear about his foreign policy perspective and I did. Trump spoke in detail about the Iran nuclear arms deal and about dealing with the United Nations.

I did not clap for everything. Trump criticized the president and I did not clap for that. He criticized Hillary Clinton and I did not clap for that, either. But this time he gave me an idea about what a Trump ad-ministration’s foreign policy would look like and for that I stood up.

In The Washington Post on Monday, former Re-publican Congressman and “Morning Joe” co-host Joe Scarborough wrote about the media’s outright contempt for Trump. “Despite criticizing Trump for his lack of discipline, his proposed Muslim ban, his refusal to criticize David Duke and a number of other inexplicable episodes during his baffling run for the White House,” Scarborough said, “I will not substi-tute self-righteous preening for political analysis.”

He is absolutely right. The media and elector-ate alike need to abandon the soap-opera mentality of painting Trump as an irredeemable villain. Like it or not, Trump is the front-runner for the Republican

nomination for president and he may very well win the general election in November.

This does not excuse the many inappropriate statements he has made and continues to make over the course of his campaign. Still, when Trump can actually provide policy specifics, Trump haters have no good reason not to listen. Xenophobia is never acceptable, but his speech was not that. His speech at AIPAC was, in reality, an orderly, detailed, policy-heavy speech.

If you refuse to at least listen to what Trump has to say when he actually says something of substance, then it is clear to me that the contempt for Trump and, by extension, the decision of who should run our country, is based on an assessment of Trump’s personality instead of an assessment of Trump’s po-litical agenda.

The only way for us to fix the state of discord in this country is to get out of the personality wars and get back to policy specifics about the challenges facing our country. Based on his recent comments about Ted Cruz’s wife, Trump didn’t stay in this serious, policy-oriented mindset for long; but while the man stood on the AIPAC stage, his speech indicated a slight turn in that direction. That’s something I would stand up and clap for.

Wouldn’t you?

Eitan Snyder is a sophomore majoring in music business.

Despite personality politics, take Trump proposals seriously

By Eitan SnyderEitan SnyderContributing Columnist

POLITICS

W hile University of Miami graduates tend to fare well in the workforce, many Hurricane alumni are facing shocking realities in the world out-

side of Coral Gables.“People just don’t get it,” said 2015 graduate

Todd Matthews about his current job as a sales man-ager in Portland, Oregon. “No one here understands that it’s all about the U.”

Matthews is one of many alumni who have had difficulties transitioning into a non-UM life.

Rachel Stone, a 2014 graduate, has had similar issues during her job hunt.

“Employers are usually impressed with my resume, but the interview process is always difficult,” Stone said. “Sometimes I will tell interview-ers that I went to college at the U and they’ll ask me, ‘The U of what?’ How ridiculous is that? ‘The U’ obviously refers to a medium-sized private

school in South Florida. What else could it refer to? One of the other 5,300 colleges or universities in the United States?”

Stone’s frustration lies beyond the lack of awareness of the central importance of UM. She stated that a lack of respect for the U has hindered her ability to utilize the skills that she has acquired at Miami.

“How am I supposed to use my UM education to become an innova-tive and global leader if people don’t understand that it’s all about the U? Sometimes people are so closed-minded,” Stone said.

Alexander Rice, an associate at Goldman Sachs, has a different view on the situation. “I’ve interviewed multiple University of Miami graduates and some of them have taken personal offense to some of the questions I ask them,” Rice said. “In response to a question about working through adversity, a UM alum simply referred to sitting through an entire afternoon game at Sun Life Stadium. Recently I had a young woman throw a book at me when I said that I literally have never heard of a guy named Brad Kaaya. She kept yelling at me to stop talking about her future husband like that.”

Rice later pointed to a scar on the back of his neck and said, “I asked if she went to the one in Ohio.”

Conner Barrett is a freshman majoring in political science. The quotations used in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real entities is purely coincidental.

Recent graduates shocked to learn real world isn’t all about U

By Conner BarrettConner BarrettContributing Columnist

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O n March 16, D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Merrick Garland was ap-pointed to fill the late

Justice Antonin Scalia’s seat in the Su-preme Court.

Analysts have remarked that Gar-land’s judicial history is quite conserva-tive on criminal justice. It may not be an issue talked about as centrally in pol-itics as the economy or trade, but this issue is a key part of a justice’s job and near to the hearts of many Americans.

Supreme Court analyst Tom Goldstein found that Gar-land very rarely votes in favor of defendants’ appeals in crimi-nal cases. At a time when Hillary Clinton is running – and winning – on fixing deep flaws in the criminal justice system, Garland is holding firm on the status quo.

If conservatives want a justice on the court who will con-tinue to defend criminal justice laws like three strikes, manda-tory minimums and the death penalty, they should at least hold hearings to consider confirming Garland. Instead, hours after Justice Scalia’s death, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell affirmed that Republicans will refuse to appoint any nominees President Obama puts forth, before even hear-ing Garland’s name.

If they were to hedge their bets, Republicans should nominate Garland. He is likely more moderate than any nom-inee that would be put forth if Obama has a democratic suc-cessor; he could help their public relations on criminal justice issues and his appointment would make the G.O.P. look like the more conciliatory party.

But compromise and conciliation is almost nonexistent in national politics; the country is more polarized than ever. Obama’s presidency has proven that the only sure ways to get

anything done is to have single-party control over the legis-lature and presidency, or to use great liberty with executive actions.

Senate Republicans refuse to consider Obama’s nomi-nation under the dogged optimism that a Republican will be elected president and the Senate will remain in Republican control.

The Republicans see a deeply red America, which is somewhat correct. Republicans controlled the House, Sen-ate and the Supreme Court before Scalia passed away. Sixty-two percent of governors, 55 percent of state senators and 56 percent of state representatives are Republicans, according to Ballotpedia. An NBC News and Wall Street Journal poll from last summer found that ideologically, 10 percent more voters identified as conservative than liberal. Republicans see that all they have to do is maintain their strongholds and win just one more election next November in this red America to control every branch of government, including the Supreme Court.

But Republicans have taken a risk. If they fail to confirm President Obama’s Supreme Court nominee and they lose the White House or the Senate, the Supreme Court could move

much further to the left than it would with the moderate Gar-land for decades to come. According to “The Weeds,” a pol-icy podcast from Vox.com, there is an unwritten rule about Supreme Court nominations that, barring very extreme ide-ological candidates, the Senate will confirm any president’s nomination regardless of party, as long as the candidate has good judicial qualifications. The Senate Republicans have not said they will refuse to follow this norm; they have just de-layed confirming a candidate until after the next president’s inauguration. So if a Democrat is elected president, they could end up having to confirm a much more liberal justice.

But the idea of Republican control over the legislature, Supreme Court, state government and the presidency is too enticing. The lure of unchecked party control in all branches of government is enough to persuade the party’s leadership to stand their ground and stave off a Supreme Court appoint-ment, even snubbing a safe choice like Garland.

The Grand Old Party understands that the Democratic nominee has a very real chance of winning the presidency. They remember that much of their control was seized in 2014, an election in which voter turnout was the lowest of any election in 70 years, according to PBS NewsHour. They know their party is ideologically crumbling, and a Trump or Cruz Supreme Court nominee could be much less qualified than Garland.

Yet, the gamble they’re making has incredibly high poten-tial benefits at the risk of some very moderate consequences. Even if a Democrat wins the White House, Senate Republi-cans have already been working under a divided government, so it’s just four more years of pretty much the same dysfunc-tion. And the risk of a Clinton or Sanders judicial nominee is not enough to scare them into conceding a Supreme Court seat before the next election and giving up on their dream of locking in both the executive and judicial branch.

The gamble makes sense. No one should be surprised if Senate Republicans hold firm and refuse to hear Garland. However, this largely assumes the GOP can hold together and not completely destroy itself from the inside out. If Senate Republicans fall apart into chaos of this presidential election, anything is possible, including a Garland appointment to the Supreme Court.

Annie Cappetta is a sophomore majoring in ecosystem science and policy and political science. Vantage Point runs alternate Mondays.

Senate Republicans gamble with Merrick Garland nomination

By Annie CappettaAnnie CappettaPolitics Columnist

VANTAGE POINT

THE LURE OF UNCHECKED PARTY CONTROL

IN ALL BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT IS

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8 EDGE THE MIAMI HURRICANE March 28 - March 30, 2016

S ix engineers flaunted their fash-ion, talents and trivia knowl-edge Thursday night for the coveted title of Mr. Engineer.

The competition, hosted by the Society of Women Engineers (SWE) and sponsored by the Rathskeller, took place in the Sha-lala Student Center.

The free, annual event allows contes-tants to showcase their personalities while raising awareness of SWE to gain new members.

“Mr. Engineer allows us to promote our club for fundraising and attract new

members,” said Danielle Coogan, the so-cial events coordinator. “It is also a way to take a break from the hard work engineer-ing students do and to have fun.”

The night began with each competi-tor strutting across the stage in formal wear followed by a talent portion. Perfor-mances included senior Gio Calixte sing-ing “Stars” from “Les Miserables,” sopho-more Matt Ludwig escaping from tightly knotted ropes, and senior Eli Davis singing “Lava” from the Pixar short while playing the ukulele.

During the fashion portion of the event, contestants sauntered across the stage in “geek chic” outfits that featured suspenders, mismatched socks, pocket pro-tectors with three pens inside and old Nike sneakers. Contestants also answered trivia questions, including who the president of SWE is, what kind of tea Picard drinks in “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and Newton’s second law of motion.

At the conclusion of the event, judges tallied up points based on formal wear, tal-ent performance, geek chic looks and the number of trivia questions that were an-swered correctly. While the judges made their decisions, audience members also voted for their favorite contestants.

Eric Milton, a junior majoring in soft-ware engineering, recieved a $25 gift card to the Rat for winning “Fan Favorite.”

“It’s a really remarkable experience for me, I feel great,” Milton said. “A lot of fans came out and supported me.”

Sophomore Mitchell Hamann, a me-chanical engineering major who played the saxophone to close out the talent por-tion of the pageant, won first place and was named the 2016 Mr. Engineer. He re-

ceived a silver crown to match his sash and trophy. He also won a $50 gift card to the Rat.

“He played the saxophone with some-one on keyboard as backup, and it was really impressive because the fact that he had accompanying music really stood out. It was so professional,” Coogan said.

“It feels amazing,” Hamann said of his win.

Mr. Engineer pageant features competitors’ talents, fashion

By Esther Ponce De LeonEsther Ponce De LeonStaff Writer

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Esther Ponce De Leon // Esther Ponce De Leon // Contributing PhotographerContributing PhotographerBEAUTY AND BRAINS: The organ izers and winners o f the Soc ie ty o f Women Eng ineers ’ Mr. Eng ineer compet i -t ion pose a f ter the event Thursday even ing .

I t’s college acceptance season, and swarms of high school seniors are descending on campus

for a tour of the U. But next week, those tours will have some competition as UM’s playwriting collective, Astonishing Idiots, will host a walking tour unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

Astonishing Idiots usually only puts on two shows each semester. This time, the play-wrights decided to aim bigger and put on an additional “Tour de Force” event, a large final production of the semester with departing advisor Oren Safdie.

The eight one-act plays will feature longer scripts than the group’s previous works, and each will be set at a different locations around campus that the tour will stop at. These include the Sha-lala Student Center balcony, the food court, the IM fields and the Arboretum. The tour is free and will depart from Hecht Residen-tial College at 6:30 p.m.

The writing process for these unconventional works was a unique experience for the playwrights, some of whom even wrote their scripts while at their chosen location. While some playwrights focused only

on writing the acts, others also chose to perform in them.

“Rather than starting with characters or an idea or a line of dialogue, we actually had to start with the location,” said Adrian Corbo, a freshman whose play took place in a tree outside the School of Architecture. “The spaces all have very specific en-ergies, and actually being there definitely influenced the way my scene came out.”

The plays went through an extensive rewriting process. The Astonishing Idiots read their scripts aloud and then exchanged notes among themselves and with their advisor before bring-

ing back a new version the fol-lowing week to repeat the cycle. When the scripts were close to completion, the groups practiced the plays on-site. Topics included a troubled friendship, substance experimentation, self-revelations in a relationship, reconnection with an old classmate and a mar-riage on the rocks.

With the culmination of their hard work this semester now on the horizon, the play-wrights are thrilled to finally share their creations with a gen-eral audience. “Site-specific is a fairly new type of theatre experi-ence that we’re excited to bring to the U,” Corbo said. “Some

plays will make [the audience] laugh; all of the plays will make them think.”

Campus locations serve as stages for theatre group performances

By Madelyn PaquetteMadelyn PaquetteStaff Writer

What: Astonishing Idiots

When: Wednesday, April 6 at 6:30 p.m.

Where: Meets at the Hecht Residential College

Cost: Free

If You Go

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EDGE BRIEFS

The Miss UM pageant tradition is back, and contestants will present them-selves for the crown on Tuesday as they express their view-points, talents and accomplishments.

The event is free for UM students with a Cane Card and a $5 donation is requested from guests. Doors open at 6:30 p.m. and the event starts at 7 p.m.

Miss University of Miami 2016 Yoga on the Rock Coral Gables Comedy FestivalYoga instructor

Mia Rafowitz will share mind-body tech-niques during Tues-day’s yoga class on the Rock beginning at

5 p.m. The class costs $5, and all proceeds will go directly to the Make-A-Wish Foun-dation.

Listen to stand-up comedy from more than 30 local comedians at the Coral Gables Comedy Festival, which will be held at the Cosford Cinema Wednesday. Showtimes are 7 p.m.

and 9 p.m., and doors open at 6 p.m. Tickets are $10 for students and $20 for general admission. Proceeds from ticket sales will benefit UM’s School of Communication.

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10 SPORTS THE MIAMI HURRICANE March 28 - March 30, 2016

T he men’s basketball team ended the 2014-15 season in a loss to Stanford in the NIT championship game. This season, not only did the Hurricanes

want to prove that they were snubbed from the NCAA Tournament last year, but they also want-ed to prove that they were even better this time around. The Canes did just that.

Miami was unranked by both the AP Top 25 and USA Today Coaches polls to start the season,

but the team dominated in the Puerto Rico Tip-Off, getting wins against then-ranked No. 16 Utah and then-ranked No. 22 Butler.

After a 5-0 start, the Canes finally cracked the top 25 in both polls in week three. They never looked back, ending the season with a school-re-cord 17 straight weeks ranked in the top 25.

Throughout the season the team proved doubters wrong, especially with wins over ranked opponents Virginia, Duke and Louisville in a very tough ACC. Miami also defeated Notre Dame twice and Syracuse once, two teams that reached the Elite Eight.

Miami established something that is key to al-most every successful basketball team: a dominant home-court advantage. The Canes finished the sea-son 15-1 at home, with the only loss coming on a buzzer-beater to Northeastern in November.

After starting the season unranked, the Canes finished the year 27-8 overall and 13-5 in the ACC and reached the Sweet 16. Although Miami fans believe that the Canes had the talent to go further in

the tournament, the team still considers this season a success.

“Oh, this was a great success. We battled right to the last day of the regular season for the regular-season title. We were ranked in the top 10 for a good portion of the season,” Miami Head Coach Jim Larrañaga said. “We had a phenom-enal year.”

Miami had one Sweet 16 appearance in the program’s history before Larrañaga took over in 2011. The Canes have reached the Sweet 16 twice in the last four years. Although crucial seniors are leaving the team, the Canes will have a talented group come next season.

The team has many key players returning, including guard Ja’Quan Newton, guard Davon Reed and forward Kamari Murphy. Forward An-thony Lawrence Jr. and guard James Palmer will both be back as well. The Canes also have a top-10 recruiting class for 2016, headlined by five-star forward Dewan Huell and four-star guard Bruce Brown.

T he No. 10 Hurricanes’ sea-son came to an end after falling to No. 6 Villanova in the Sweet 16 last Thurs-

day, keeping Miami one win short of the program’s first-ever Elite Eight berth. The strength of Miami, not only in the NCAA Tournament but also throughout the season, was the play of its seniors.

Starting guards Angel Rodri-guez and Sheldon McClellan paced the Canes’ offense while center Tonye Jekiri anchored the defense. Forward Ivan Cruz Uceda, a deadly three-point shooter, provided frontcourt depth off the bench.

McClellan, an elite wing de-fender and Miami’s leading scorer,

transferred to the Canes from Texas after his sophomore year. While play-ing in the Big 12, McClellan struggled to shoot with consistency, including a sophomore campaign in which he shot 27 percent from beyond the arc. After transferring to Miami, he became one

of the most efficient shooting guards in the country. He finished first in shoot-ing percentage in the ACC among guards this season, having shot 50.4 percent from the field.

“Well, I went through a lot of struggles at Texas. I mean, I actu-

ally felt I had two great years on the court, but it was just certain things that people didn’t see, whether it was dur-ing practice or during the games that I wasn’t comfortable with,” McClellan said. “So I felt like I needed a change of venue. Once I found out Angel was transferring, I wanted to play with him. I knew he would be a great teammate and I knew we would be a great team.”

Rodriguez spent his first two col-legiate seasons at Kansas State. After redshirting a season, he began his ju-nior season as the Canes’ starting point guard. Rodriguez had an inconsistent first season in Miami, ultimately fin-ishing the year shooting 33.7 percent from the field.

In the off-season leading up to his senior campaign, Rodriguez put on some additional muscle and worked on his conditioning, which allowed him to finish at the rim more consis-tently. Rodriguez improved his play throughout his senior year, shooting 44.2 percent this season.

Jekiri, a native of Nigeria, only played two years of organized basket-ball before heading to Miami in 2012.

The seven-footer joined the Canes as a talented but raw prospect. He saw limited playing time in his first two seasons with the Canes.

Jekiri began to fulfill his potential in his junior year, as he led the ACC in rebounding with 9.9 boards per game. Head Coach Jim Larrañaga took no-tice of Jekiri’s improved play.

“Physically, he has gotten bigger and stronger; from a maturity stand-point, he has done very well with his school work, he has done very well with fitting in … I think he has ma-tured in very positive way,” Larrañaga said before the 2015-16 season.

Unlike Jekiri, Uceda came to the Canes already a polished shooter. Uceda struggled on the defensive end but shot 44.8 percent on three-pointers in his final season.

Of the four seniors, McClellan has the best NBA outlook, although Jekiri is not far behind him. McClellan is projected to be a second-round pick, while Jekiri could sign with an NBA team as a free agent if he does not get drafted.

Michael Reaves // Michael Reaves // Contr ibut ing PhotographerContr ibut ing Photographer

BATTLE FOR THE BASKET: Redshirt senior guard Angel Rodriguez goes for a layup during the South Region semifinal of the NCAA Tournament Thursday in Louisville. The Canes fell to Villanova 92-69.

Michael Reaves // Michael Reaves // Contr ibut ing PhotographerContr ibut ing Photographer

NOT-SO-SWEET 16: A Hurricanes fan applauds the men’s basketball team in Louisville after their season-ending loss to Villanova in the Sweet 16.

By Isaiah Kim-MartinezIsaiah Kim-MartinezSenior Sports Writer

By Tej JoshiTej JoshiStaff Writer

Despite sour end in NCAA Tournament, Miamimade progress this year

Seniors led Hurricanes in Sweet 16 season

1,001SportsSports Baseball Head Coach Jim Morris has won 1,001 games at Miami after the team’s sweep of Clemson over the weekend.

BASKETBALL

BASKETBALL

March 28 - March 30, 2016 THE MIAMI HURRICANE SPORTS 11

T here wasn’t any late drama on Sunday afternoon, just yet another Hurricanes win against an ACC opponent. While the Canes won

the first two games of the series on walk-off hits, No. 4 Miami routed No. 17 Clemson 10-5 for the sweep in front of 2,480 fans at Mark Light Field.

“That’s a very good club and we played well all weekend,” Miami Head Coach Jim Morris said. “We can have a good weekend and win two out of three, or we can have a great weekend and sweep. That was kind of the message I delivered to the team. Let’s get after these guys, let’s get a sweep.”

Clemson struck first for the third time this series with an early solo home run. Catch-er Chris Okey homered in the first inning on Friday night and right fielder Seth Beer did the same on Saturday. Beer hit the first pitch he saw in the second inning on Sunday over the left-field wall for his ACC-leading 11th home run.

The Canes answered Clemson’s power with singles and by not swinging the bat at all.

Thirteen of Miami’s 14 hits were singles, and the team drew six walks with an additional three players hit by pitches on Sunday. The Canes drew 20 walks and hit 30 singles over the whole series.

“Our game is to take pitches, get on base, bunt, hit some line drives, put pressure on the defense,” Morris said. “To me, on-base per-

centage is more important than batting aver-age. I always got that percentage highlighted on our stats.”

Miami (20-4, 7-2) tied the game in the third on a sac fly by junior catcher Zack Col-lins to score sophomore center fielder Carl Chester. The Canes added two more in the bottom of the fourth on RBI singles by Chester

and sophomore designated hitter Peter Croc-itto.

Miami’s small ball play put Clemson away in the bottom of the fifth. The Canes hit two singles, drew three walks and were hit twice by pitches en route to a five-run inning. Collins led off the fifth with a four-pitch walk and then walked in his second at-bat of the in-ning with the bases loaded, scoring Crocitto for the final run of the frame.

The Canes added two more runs in the seventh and eighth innings on an RBI-single by Collins and a groundout by Crocitto that brought in junior right fielder Willie Abreu from third.

Clemson (17-6, 5-4) followed Miami’s dominant fifth inning with two runs in the sixth on two solo home runs to left field by Okey and center fielder Chase Pinder off ju-nior starting pitcher Danny Garcia (4-2). The left-hander stayed in the game and threw a scoreless top of the seventh before being re-placed by right-handed freshman Keven Pi-mentel, who pitched the eighth and two thirds of the ninth.

Right-handed freshman Isaiah Musa came in for the final out against Beer shortly after Pimentel gave up another solo home run to Pinder. The Tigers’ eight home runs ac-counted for nine of their 17 runs in the series.

Miami has won 15 of its last 17 games and is now 17-3 at home this season. The Canes next play Florida Atlantic at 6:30 p.m. on Wednesday in Boca Raton.

T he No. 6 Hurricanes capped off a perfect month with wins over No. 12 Virginia and No. 53 Boston College (BC) this weekend at the Neil Schiff Tennis Center. The Canes

took down BC 7-0 on Sunday to go 8-0 in the month of March, the team’s f irst f lawless month in two years.

The duo of senior Stephanie Wagner and sopho-more Wendy Zhang got the Canes off to a strong start with a 6-3 win. Sophomore Silvia Fuentes and senior Clementina Riobueno guaranteed the Canes the dou-bles point, as they won their match 6-2.

The Canes (12-4, 7-2) continued to dominate BC in singles play, winning every single set. Fuentes and freshman Clara Tanielian made easy work of their op-

ponents as they both won in two quick sets. Fuentes, who lost only one game, won her match 6-0, 6-1, and Tanielian won in straight sets, 6-0, 6-0.

“I was back there with Clara. She was so thorough the entire match,” Miami Head Coach Paige Yaroshuk-Tews said to HurricaneSports.com. “I’m guessing Silvia was the same with her score, just very detailed tennis.”

Wagner and sophomore Sinead Lohan, ranked No. 5 and No. 6 in the nation, respectively, both won their matches in straight sets, putting the Canes up 6-0.

Zhang was the f inal nail in the coffin as her two-set victory gave the Canes a perfect 7-0 sweep of the BC Eagles (7-9, 2-7).

Miami blanked BC coming off Friday’s 5-2 win over Virginia (10-7, 5-3). The doubles duo of Lohan and freshman Ana Madcur laid the foundation for the Canes’ victory as they won their match 6-1. Lohan sealed the match with a tough 6-4, 7-6 (7-5) win against No. 16 Julia Elbaba.

“I think for Sinead to take out Elbaba the way she did and just make it as physical as she did is what we needed to do,” Yaroshuk-Tews said to HurricaneSports.com.

The Canes will next be in action when they travel to take on the Clemson Tigers at noon on Saturday.

BASEBALL

TENNIS

By Mark SingerMark SingerSports Editor

Team sweeps Clemson with 10-5 win

Hurricanes women’s tennis finishes flawless March

Shreya Chidarala // Shreya Chidarala // Staff PhotographerStaff PhotographerONE-ON-ONE WIN: Sophomore Sinead Lohan plays in the doubles competition Friday against Virginia at the Neil Schiff Tennis Center. Lohan won her singles match Sunday morning as the Canes defeated Boston College 7-0.

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HARD HITTER: Senior shortstop Brandon Lopez attempts a hit during Sunday afternoon’s game against Clemson at Alex Rodri-guez Park at Mark Light Field. Lopez went 3-for-4 with three singles Sunday, helping the Canes beat Clemson 10-5.

By Tej JoshiTej JoshiStaff Writer

12 DEAR V THE MIAMI HURRICANE March 28 - March 30, 2016

There are seven billion people in the world. Seven billion stories. And yet there are universal themes in all of our stories:betrayal, love, romance, redemption, sacrifice… The question - and it’s a really BIG question - is there a larger storyor narrative to which all of our stories relate, one that makes sense of our shared experience - a common BackStory? It’s a question you need to answer for yourself. Butbefore you do consider this story and how it intersects with your own.

#UMbackstory

Dear V, Dear V,

I’ve been considering getting a breast reduction. They’re much less common than implants – you might say “bigger is better” – but I’m an athlete and my DD’s get in the way of my ability to perform well playing soccer and running track and field.

It’s not that I’m not comfort-able with my body, because I am. But it’s becoming an inconve-nience – I get backaches and shoulder strains.

I started saving up a year ago and I’m almost able to af-ford the procedure. Problem is, when I broke the news to my boyfriend, he was devastated. He tried his best to be supportive, but out of the T & A men, he’s definitely a T.

I feel bad that I’m going smaller. Let’s be honest, my boyfriend’s going to miss my rack. I might not have fabulous “love pillows,” as he calls them, afterward.

I’m wondering if maybe I shouldn’t go through with it. What do you think I should do?

Sincerely,Sincerely,My HumpsMy Humps

Dear My Humps,Dear My Humps,

First of all, your body, your rules.

Sure, it can be a bummer for your breast man that there will be

less for him to hold in his hands after the procedure, but this decision is completely up to you. It’s about your personal comfort, not aesthetics.

If your boyfriend loves you, he’ll love you at A, B or DD. He should love you no matter what size or shape you are and the same goes for you with him.

However, a breast reduction is a major surgical procedure. You should be sure you’re ready to go through with it before committing. It’s easy to think of how much easier your life will be afterward without considering the healing process and painful weeks after the surgery.

With any surgery, there are always chances it could go wrong. Make sure you pick a doctor you’re confident with and don’t try to save cash on a cheaper procedure.

If you’re not totally ready to follow through with it yet, try simpler solutions. See if doubling up on sports bras helps to relieve the tension. Try incorporating stretches, ibuprofen

and even a chiropractor. Those are all things you could try before going under the knife.

If none of that works out, break the news to your boyfriend. Don’t apologize. He should support you during a major change, not make it a pity party mourning the loss of your knockers.

Maybe there’s something else he can fixate on. Break out into a squat routine and try to turn your man into an A man. If all else fails, show him he can learn to love your itty bitties.

Don’t be ashamed of your smaller, lovely lady lumps.By any chance, does your boyfriend have a younger brother?

-V-V