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Governm ent Seeks To Get 'Hurst Involved In Fin an cial Legislationby Maree-Lynn Cicon J55 ^Themain issue discussed at theMarch 30 MSG meeting concern-ed proposed Federal financial aidcuts for education pursuits.Government officers Rich Lan-zillo and Mary Gausman attend-ed a Coalition of PennsylvaniaUniversity Student's Conferencein York on March"*27 throughMarch 29.. The purpose of thisworkshop was an organizationalmeeting for PISC, which is a lob-bying group on the Pennsylvanialevels ?- f sVice-President Lanzillo statedthat nine Pennsylvania collegeswere in*attendance,V'The cutsthat the current administrationwants to enforce are extensive,"he said, "It's possible to have 20per cent or more of our studentenrollment drop because of* thefinancial aid cu ts."Gausman pointed out somespecific measures that the

gove rnm e nt m a y e nforc e ."Parental income eligibility forBEOG loans will be lowered from$25,000 a* year to*$19,000,NjShesaid, "Itjwas supposed to in-crease from $25,000 to $28,000.This will eliminate between500,000 and 600,000 students fromthe BEOG program, i; ''"A student's family currentlymust contribute 14 per cent to theeducational costs per year; thiswill be increased to 20 per centfor the academic year 1982", sheadded. fNfc \ 1 9& Lanzillo related jthat Mer-cyhurst. has the potential ofbecoming the Northwestern Pa.area's Regional headquarters.***Our region is not heavilyrepresented. This has a lot ofpotential for us to become involv-ed and recognized as a leader inour area,' he responded. 5 iff* At notion was made for ageneral vote of support for the

two officers to organize a trip toWashington D.C. for NationalLobbying Day ion April 13th.They, as representative s of MSG,plan to correspond with area col-leges to explain the importance ofsuch a trip and to get these in-stitutions involved. \ fNext, a bid was made by theEnvironmental Club for govern-mental recognition; officialvoting will be conducted on thisissue at the next meetings re-quested by J the':- Enviromentalstudies department. ''The manrunning these workshops is theauthor of our current textbook,"said Sue Slagtef spokesman forthe group. J J I fc ^ t f l r"With what we learn at thesemeetings we will be willing tocome back and set up workshopshere," she added, -rWe want tomake people our age aware of en-vironmental problems.'

The group is asking MSG tofund one-fourth of their co st w iththe a dm in is t r a t ion g iv inganother fourth. The administra-tion's contribution, however, wasnot verified. The remaining halfwould be paid by the professorand eight students who would at-tend, said Slagle. The co sts wouldentail $15 per person. iA motion was made to table thediscussion until the next meeting,when more information could beprovided If the Enviromentalclubfwas recognized by thegovernm ent, MSG could possiblyloan them the money to be repaidat a future date, a representativebrought up. "This would alleviateall problems that we might en-counter if we set a precedent ingiving departments money,"s t a t e d T r e a s u r e r M a r yGausman. &** '-= '

In the SAC report, Lanzillo

stated that the proceeds of ThApril 10, Campus Center dancwill benefit Muscular DystrophyA trip to Pittsburgh on May 1sthear science fiction author IsaaAssimov was proposed. The cosof the bus would be the only expense since the lecture is free, acording to Representa t ivRegina Zeyzus. The body waasked to get feedback from othestudents dealing with thfeasibility of such a trip. |President Tim Seltzer reportethat the next Activities Day Committee meeting was slated foThursday at 7:30 p.m. in the BacPorch Cafe.It was unanimously decided bJhe body that 10 per cent of Activity Day's receipts would go t"Hab itat's for Humanity", a nonprofit charity run by CampuMinistry. * > -*A Rebecca Martin commented oContinued on page

VOL. 53 NO . 20 MERCYHURST COLLEGEThree Dismissed From WMCY Staffby Donna Peterso nThree disc jockeys for the Mer-cyhurstlradio station, WMCY.have.been dismissed from theirpresent air shifts as of April 1,,1981.In a letter dated M arch 24,1981,WMCY pro gra m di r e c torStephanie Hultberg informeddisc jockeys Pete McKenna,Mike Huntoon, and Gerard Corsothat they are "not meeting thestandards and quality that Mer-cyhurst College is trying to obtain,here at- this station. ' Thestudents, 'who all work on avolunteer basis, were also in-formed tha t they may re-auditionfor their positions no earlier thanFall term 1981. | *Hultberg, whose position iswork-study, stated that she per-formed spot-checks on all the discjockey's radio programs andpresented each d.j. with a writtenevaluation of their work. Thequality of McKenna's. Huntoon'sand Corso1 s programs had not im-proved since they assumed theirpositions during Fall term, statedHultberg. i"I acted for the progress andbetterment of the station," saidHultberg. " 5 r


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C CJC(i ) CD CDE E EE E Eo o oo o oTh e Right To!AidI It is essential that the Mer-cyhurst student communityrealize the long range effect ofthe potential financial aid cuts.Long range in the sense that nextyear only 100 students may beable to attend our college.Students (and parents) mustcome to terms with thesethreatening budget cuts. Oncethis is done both parties need toprepare to assert their right tofunding for higher education. Andthe way to do this is by utilizingthe power working as a force thata common goal brings, sWrite! letters to the con-gressmen involved. It will havean effect, mure than fearing and

worrying about the future will.

Let the people in legislativepower know that students havepower too. Make them aware ofthe need for financial aid. Involvement * in COPUS * isnothing to sneeze at. Presently, itis one of the few (if not only)organizations planning direct a c-tion against the budget cuts. Andwriting the congressmen will on-ly aid COPUS in organizing effec-tive lobbying forces, i* |Students need to be aware ofthe danger budget cuts will bring.If a student is presently receivinghis education withfinancialaid,the odds are good that next yearthey won't receive anything.Neither financial aid nor aneducation. ?$HJi fS

Anyone interested1 in applying for the1981-82 position ofvMerciad Editorshould submit their*letter of intent to thenewspaper office(Box 45) notlater thanI April 10.

letters\fo TheEditorMinistry Sponsors Workshop H ForEgan schoDear Editor: MR I Jgt gp , - S Wfik JEl4rag The Reagan administration is engaged in massive militaryassistance to the military-civilian junta in El Salvador. Manyreligious leaders around the word have expressed doubts aboutsuch a policy. These C hristian and Jewish leade rs contend that thestruggle in El Salvador is over internal injustices and not a battlebetween Russia and the United States, as theU.S. State departmentcontends.\ .,&-> sBt B ' ''. jf 1 V* ^m In the past year more than eight thousand people have been kill-ed, most by the military forces and paramilitary death squads thatroam the country side killing and torturing anyone who dares tospeak out against injustice. Three Catholic nuns, one lay mis-sionary, three priests and one Archbishoo were all assasinatedbecause they dared to preach and live the Gospel message of Jesusand the prophets. It is time for all those who are on the side ofhuman rights to speak out. j | ^ : ^3On Monday night at 7 p.m. the Campus Ministry office is sponsor-ing a workshop on how to write letters of protest to our government.Come and write a letter that may help the Reagan administrationto act m ore justly in its dealings w ith underdeveloped countries ofCentral America. The meeting will be held in the Campus Ministryoffice.?


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Winner AnnouncedIn 'April Fool9 ContestAlthough the* MERCIADreceived a variety of entries forthe first annual "April Fool Con-test," there was one nominee whooutshone the rest in terms of hisfoolishness. Before his name isannounced, readers shouldrealize that by no means shouldanyone try to imitate this personat home.This fool is trained at his pro-fession and it is EXTREMELYdangerous for untrained personsto assume the role of any fool.Fools are not rare but true foolsshould be kept under closesurveillance and at, an arm'slength. | jIf a fool does something well,even on the smallest scale, heshould be praised for it so that hedoes not despair and quit alltogether. Although fools providelaughter for others they arelosers in their own right anddeserve a kind word and a smileonce in a while. *' **So, the next time you see ourfool, give him a pat on the backand congratulate him for all hisfine accomplishments. So withoutfurther adieu, here is the MER-CIAD's 1981 "Pool of the Year":MATT TRUESDALE. The follow-ing are two letters submitted tothe MERCIAD nominating Mattas "Fool of the Year."

Film For Discussion

From the first foolish nomina-tion: "The biggest fool I know isMatt TruesdaTe. Matt is really anice kid in his own unique way. $' "He has this habit of mitatingpeople not only by the way theytalk but by their gestures as well.^"Matt gets up at 7:00 in themorning and runs with the rest ofthe cross-country team. Anyonethat gets up that early to run,rain, snow, or shine has to be afool. 'X"I'm sure if you know Matt ormeet him he'll be the biggest foolyou know too."Hie second foolish nomination:"I have met a large number offools on this campus. All thingsconsidered I feel the biggest andmost outspoken fool is MattTruesdale. I*-"Mattfis a ful l -f ledged,bonafide redneck. He is the per-son w ho believes^ in shotguns,chewing tobacco, Iron City beer,and Waylon Jennings singing acountry lullaby."Any person who can exist inthe city of Erie, and still remain aredneck, must be a real fool."P.S. I feel it is important tomention that it takes a Dig fool todrink Iron City Bee r." , *jBy the way, the prize for thewinning fool is nonexistent.*APRIL FOOLS!!!

BiologyiOepartmentT o Present "Ben"The Mercyhurst BiologyDepartment under the directionof Lew Lutton and Linda Lochnerwill sponsor a special "Film forDiscussion" later this month.,The film "Ben" will be shownin Room 200 Main on April 17,1981. The topic for discussion,"rats" will then be led by Biologymajor, Anne Marie Dixon.Anyone with any interest in orknowledge of rats is encouragedto attend. Lutton also requestsmat anyone who owns a copy of

the hit Michael Jackson song,"Ben" should bring It to his officeimmediately. ;"If we get enough people at thefilm," said Lutton, "we may beable to sing a few verses of 'Ben1before and after the movie.' jGiven the nature of the subjectmatter of the film, refreshmentswill not be served. Admission isfree and anyone, including thosewithout a scientific mind, is in-vited to attend.

COMMUTERA WARDBruce KopalBob PenzaTom Kalinzak

W. P. Garvey hams It for the camera with his prospective bride Molly Kohlmiller.

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Mercyhurst College has an-nounced to dormitory studentsthat RA | application are nowavailable.For any students wishing to ap-ply for this position, there is astandard set of criteria you mustbe aware of. Fi rst, students mustbe able to drink a c ase of beer inless than one half an hour. Theymust also hold at least a 1.0 g radepoint average .Dr. Garvey, the * president ofthe college, also : stated thatanyone applying must be failingthe majority of their classes, ifnot all of them. |The administration is i; looking

for irresponsible and unreliablestudents. They need students whoare capable of creating chaoswithin the dorms and wheneverpossible throughout the entirecollege. jStudents (wishing to apply forthis employment, should talk towhomever they want, wheneverthey want. They should not beprompt and should remember towear their grubbiest clothes thathave been lying in a pile on theirfloor for over a m onth .: ;They must also know how todrool and whenever possible tryto spray it on the lucky person in-terviewing them.-Spring Fever Editorial;One Reporter's Opinion

Once again, Mercyhurst students have been exposed to thegreater than seamier side of life. In one of the landmarkevents in campus history, 'Hurst students witnessed true loveblossom and build to a wondrous flowering. The wise andrespected president of this institution, Dr. William Garvey,has asked for the hand of an equally admirable woman.Miss Molly Kohlmiller, known to this author as a calm and~ fair individual, will inherit the coveted role oP'Queen of thecollege 'If you wiilftt is yet uncertain whether Kohlmillerand her fiance will remain in their present positions at Mer-cyhurst. But why not? Garvey, being an adherent profes-sional in all he does, would not be expected to interfere withor allow Kohlmiller's job in the Alumni and Annual Giving of-fice to become detrimental to his marriage. Besides,students here will probably be anxious to witness the ra-diance of the newlyweds on a daily basis.Students should tak e a cue from this recent action of thepresident. Inan environment appearing to be all work and noplay, this man has proven one can find love while striving fordistinction. In the wake of the college's football debut as wellas a constant influx of unread history books, Garvey hasdemonstrated that in the spring, even men of his greatcaliber, allow their fancies to turn to love.

Dean To Sponsor"Friends Forever" DinnerThere will be a special dinnerat Mercyhurst on May 2 that willbe sponsored by Dean DavidPalmer. The dinner is called the"Friends Forever Dinner" andvarious Mercyhurst students willsoon receive personalized invita-tions from Palmer/The continu-ing theme of the dinner will focuson autographed photographsgiven to one friend from another.The dinner will most likely becatered by KC Foods as are allMercyhurst dinners, and is ex-pected to consist of onions andgarlic-based foods, since, saidPalmer, "we all have to be goodfriends to eat onions and garlictogether." * ^ & - iA huge, mural autographedpicture of Palmer is beingcreated by the Hurst Art Depart-ment. The picture is signed withthe words, "Friends forever,Dave Palmer." 4Each student at the dinner willreceive his own autographedphoto from Palmer and a cer-tified "Friends Forever"membership card. Palmer statedthat he invited Carole King to bethe entertainment for the affairand sing, "You've Got A Friend,"

but she was comm itted to anotherengagement. Palmer then askedthe dinner theater group to pre-sent a "Walton's" skit so that thediners could learn friendly lovethrough an actual family. IgorStalsky said of Palm er's request,"That is the strangest thing I'veever heard."Students will be chosen at ran-dom to attend Palmer's dinner.According to Palmer. "It reallydoesn't matter who is invited -we're all friends."

Detmar Straub demonstrates the acting potential which led Dave Blanchfield to offer him a starrinrole in the epicproduction " Loaves and Fishes." '

Num e r ous Change s \Will T a k e P l a c e O n C a m p us* There will be a number ofmoves to take place on campusbeginning this sp ring, accordingto Mercyhurst President, Dr.William Garvey.The newly created 'Hurst foot-ball team will practice and holdgames on the present Soccer fieldbehind Baldwin Hall. The Soccerteam will occupy the Baseballfield to iperform all of its ac-tivities, which will, in turn, causethe baseball team to hold gamesinside the Campus Center.Baseball coach Dr. MichaelCusack explains, the change willnot 3affect the way Baseballgames are played: "So what if wedon't play in the sun - it only gets

in our eyes anyway.Cusaack also said, "The factthat fly balls will hit the wall is nobig deal, we're mainly agrounder team. " #The basketball team wasnotified today that it will be mov-ed to the old gymnasium for prac-tices and games, forcing thewomen's crew team practices tore-locate in the Zurn Hall StudentUnion. One woman crew membercommented, "It's no sweat, wecan listen to the Juke box now."Dr. William ] Garvey also in-formed the Merciless that Mer-cyhurst is definitly going to con-struct a stream which will runthroughout the campus. Con-

struction will take place thimer and will be completedfall Crew races.According to David Blancof the Campus Ministry, thstream will provide an exc

opportunity for religion c la"We plan to stock the swith fish," said Blanchfieldhold a mock 'loaves and fplay.""Certain members of thministration have agreed tdisciples," _he continued. mar Straub has volunteerportray Jesus. It should enlightening eve nt."

Plans UnderwayTo Purchase Pano's RestaurantPlans to buy the Pano'srestaurant were recently discuss-ed by Tom Billingsley and JohnMaus. >The idea, which was originallyBillingsley's, is expected to befunded by an alleged slush fundoperated by Maus. The fund isfronted through John Nesbit'soffice. j"I feel there is a great need toprovide alternate feeding to theMercyhurst community," saidBillingsley who worked his waythrough college at a greasyspoon. ?Nesbit agreed to front the opera-tion largely because ne ate at anumber of greasy spoons while incollege. "I think there is a realpossibility for- the college tobroaden its taste here."Maus, who lives on the northside of a tree, wants to expandthe Pano's operation into a full-time cookie factory which would

model the Keebler elves.Lillian Cohen, Carol Hill andJoAnn Cooper refused an offer towork in the dishroom of therestaurant. Jean Lavin, however,agreed to accept a position for aprice. "Why not?,' she com-mented, "It beats Belling pencilsto supplement your salary, andanyway it will give me a chanceto apply group dynamics on myemployers,"Bertha is irate at the idea. "It'sjust: one more thing to keepclean,'' she said.Louis Mennini, who has nevereaten in agreasy spoon in his life,had no comment to make.Donald Platte and Joy Kolb,both of whom are p artial to elves,expressed an interest in the long-range plans.Billingsley added that Pano'sshould be under his personalsupervision by summer 1981. Healso stated that plans are being

Tom Billingsleymade to change the namPanHurst.Nesbit was heard sing "Igreasy spoon" to the tune popular single by Eddie Ra


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Facul ty Supplement IncomesStar t P e n And Pe nc i l S a l e 9The Mercyhurst College facul-ty will hold their annual pen andpencil sale this week on the Mer-cyhurst campus.According to faculty ch airmanof the drive, Barry McAndrew,this sale is held each year inorder to raise money to offset thecost of faculty clothes and sup-plies. McAndrew initiated thedrive in 1972 by selling boxes ofFiddle Faddle. I "This did not

generate much profit," McAn-drew stated, "so we moved intomagazines, term papers, MissKaty-Did : Candies, and finallypens and pencils." f i |As one long-time facultymember put it, "My pay just isn'tenough anymore. I've tried tostretch it andfind t's nearly im-possible. When McAndrew cameup with the idea We all said, 'Gee,why not?' I mean, heck, I can

Mike McQuillen joined the ranks of facultyselling pencils in order to make a decent wage."I need more * money than most," said Mc-Quillen. He explained that the umbrella was aMr. French imitation to give; him an air ofrespectability.**Theguitar," he added, "is forhire" I t

hardly afford my pipe tobaccoand tu r t lene ck pu l loversanymore." K* i )p.' All faculty members will beparticipating in the fund raiserand will be visiting*the* localplazas and shopping malls withthe pens and pencils. There willalso be booths set up at strategicpoints ^around the Mercyhurstcampus. The main booth will bemanned by Bud Brown and BobCisek and will be located approx-imately 4-6 feet to the left of the"UniFlow" drinking fountain onsecond floor Zurn near ' theGeology Department. Cisek willbe wearing a tapioca coloredbutton-down shirt while sellingthe pens and pencils. He expectsa m oderate turn-out. {This year the pens will come inthe colors salmon, periwinkle,and magenta and will be emboss-ed with the words, "Take a letterMaria." They will cost 75 cents,although Brown said that he willaccept "any reasonable offer."The pencils are of the basicnumber two type and will sell for30 cents. * iSally Schrader has offered tosharpen a 11 the pencils on, herelectronic penclf^shai'pefie'r^*S i s t e r P e g g y A n n a b a l d ivolunteered Punxsutawney Philto aid Ms. Schrader. ft-. *Each faculty member expectsto make between $50 and $100. "Iwant to go to Greece," stated Dr.Mike Nye-Applebaum. Siste rMatthew and Ms. Diane Williamshave agreed to use their profits tobuy a new abacus for the Mathdepartment. PAndrew Roth was heardmumbling something aboutalligator shirts and docksiders.

New Dorm|Planned ForHurst CampusThere will be a new dormitoryon the Mercyhusrt Campus nextfall, according to housing direc-tor Phyllis Aiello. The, buildingwill be named O'ConnorHall andwill house only men and womenathletes. ^ S e *The dorm will be built adjacentto the Campus Center to provideeasy accessibility for the dormresidents. |Applications for residency inthe dorm will be accepted on arolling basis : Those students whocan roll the longest:will be ac-cepted first. There is, said Aiello,a limit to 50 students for the newdorm. |She added that the rolling pro-cedure was being used becauseit is the only rational alternativeto the point system used in thepast. "I can't wait to get thingsrolling," she commented. Con-struction will begin immediately.Those interested in living in thedorm may contact Aiello athome, h * i

Andy Findlay with a "runaway" toddler. A good deed tivities Day '80 * g

Findlay's FolliesOpens For BusinessTop-notch tennis player, Andy Findlay, has left his positithe Mercyhurst tennis team in order to begin his life-long dopening an amusement park for toddlers.Pictured is Findlay with an unknown child who recently"Findlay's Follies," located near the Sesler parking lot. Finshown'here operating his "Manual Scrambler." -f Findlay's former doubles partner, Ravindar Sabherwal, ised" bout Findlay's actions. I don't see why he would have me up for little twerps like that. I'm fun." JFaculty member Andy Roth stated, "As Andy's advisor Communications major. I'm pleased that he is moving onarea of business as an entrepreneur." So far, "Findlay's Follies" is a one-man effort with Findlaing roller coaster rides, a w ater ride, a "bouncing bassinet"eating pavi'llion serving a daily special, "Enfamil-on-a-Stic

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Former Merciad Advisor Steve Curcio has reportedly undergonemetamorphisis and is now applying for residency at the Erie Zoo.

IFindlay FolliesApply now for summer!!Now AccepitngTenants ForBilid winGardensContact thefoffice oi%external affairs

Anyone whoknows of aI teacher accepting bogus(class cardsshould contact:

Len Cyterski

New ....,,-CoursesOfferedA new course has been a dded tothe Mercyhurst curriculum forthe 1981-82 school year. Accor-ding to Dean David Palmer, thecourse information is as follows:Course Title: Intro, to In-tramural Academic Subterfuge t*Course Number: SOC. 4.00Course Description: This courseis designed to prepare the collegestudent to "beat the academicsystem." It offers 10 weeks of in-tensive in-field experience, dup-ing which the student is requiredto achieve a 4.0 grade in at leastone of his classes by means otherthan academic proficiency. Thestudent must use one of thefollowing guidelines to completethe 4.0 effort: , \&Bi J~1.) Athletic priority scam:Under this method, the studentachieves 4.0 status in theclassroom by making a case forhis/her invaluable status in ateam sport.2.) Ethnic-pull contract: Thismethod (designed to treatminority groups equitably) re-quires the Italian student toachieve his/her 4.0 by having anuncle with a violin case persuadethe instructor administer * thedesired grade. *TThis course is offered with the ad-vanced student in mind. As withall upper level courses, evidencethat the student is familiar withhis/her material is required.Simple cheating or plagiarismwill not be accepted as fulfillmentof; the academic subterfugeexperience.^,- gkGeneticDeformityDiscovered

A new genetic discovery wasmade in Egan Hall recently. Ms.Beth Ann Paletta, rumored tohave abnormal hearing ability,has come "out of the closet" withher deformity."Actually, I just thought myfloor was too loud," stated Palet-ta who is a resident assistant inEgan. "Now I know that I havewhat is known in the medicalworld as Hawkears." j ? VThe Merciless has 4 foundthrough extensive research onthe-subject that iPaletta's pro-blem is not uncommon. It is suf-fered by many R.A.'s throughoutthe country. The deformityresults from listening to noiseafter qu iet hours and complaintsbefore quiet hours about how un-quiet hours were yesterday. *There are some warning symp-toms to the disease, all of whichare suffered by Ernest Magaro,Diane Pettula and Tim Weeks.Paletta, who pretends to be acrayola crayon whenshe is not onduty, says there aresome hopefulcures, f "You can always writepeople up," she advised. "It helpscreate tension and people don'tbother you aa m uch.

Garvey Models HBp||1981Attire\M | 1

At a board of trustees luncheon and card party today at Mercyhust College, Dr. William Garvey, President of the schoomodeled the 1981 graduation attire. J I ,r, % jj$Garvey is pictured above posing for the women in the quiana anvelveteen caftan-like robe. Garvey also donned a mauve-colorescarf around his neck and the traditional black cap with a multcolored fringe attached. Sfog s - 'The women oohed and aahed at G arvey as he paraded up andown the modeling ramp. %- f:' ~ SBprre

Soccer T ea m EntersBreakfast ContestThe Mercyhurst College soccer team will enter the Kelloggstick up for Breakfast C ontest. SEE L %The contest is held in order to encourage people to eat a dailbreakfast. The team has chosen to make the college community Gala Breakfast in order to publicize the contest.This breakfast of the champions will consist of wheaties witbananas and pure cane sugar . The featured breakfast dish will bblueberry wheat germ muffins stuffed w ith loads of vitamin C anE. Orange juice and gatorade will a lso be served.


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APRIL 3,1981 THE MERCIAD PMSG Cont.frompage 1her recent four-day trip to the Na-tional Women's Leadership con-ference. According to Martin,leadership skills and obtaining ef-fective administration responsewere topics discussed."Despite the high female ratiohere at Mercyhurst, we lack ef-fective programs for women,"she said,for example, the area ofsexual harassment is completelyoverlooked. f $

Conference cont, fr om page 1v i c t i m s an d s u p p o s e dperpetrators will not be releasedby myself until a definite policyhas been established."Hie women are now compilingdata and will present it to JohnNesbit, assistant to the presidentin government relations,sometime next week.

'Mercyhurst needs to set up acommittee to hear eases of sex-ual harassment on this campus,"she continued. "I feel there is aneed for this, but I don't want togoT about it in a threateningmanner." TMartin alleges that within 24hours of returning homefromherWashington trip she was inform-ed of four different cases of sex-ual harassment "The definitionof sexual harassment includes

not only the physical acts butalsogeneral remarks in which a stu-dent is subjected to sexist andstereotypical remarks by the pro-fessor , explained Martin. "Iwant to stress that male studentscan also be victims." ^* Martin stated that what sheneeds from MSG is support to goabout setting up such a commit-tee. The issue was tabled until thenext meeting pending further in-formations and discussion..

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Father-DaughterWeekend IsMay 2 and 3So Tell Your DadsIf you have any questions orwould like to help contact:

BethPaletta,Egan Hall, Rm 4 Ext. 35 8or; Amy Gillespie,Baldwin Hall, Rm. 236

Laurie and Bubby, Control yourubber neck at Notre Dame thisweekend. Have a fantastic timeat the formal. AnitaLouie, Happy one year. I loveyou. Lynne ^Gina-Happy Birthday Sis! Loveya, Mar : 15For sale Pour mags remingtontires and keystone rims. Spunbalanced size- F70-14 $250 or bestoffer. Call Paula Hokaj 825-6559llSMcAuley i %GARVEY RESIGNS!!Sealer232 C O N D E M ^ D ! F totil iDivorce court opens at 8 a.m.Did you know the clipper galley issinking!?! 'j

WANTED: Two new sons: Applyin person. MOMFOR!'SALE:" 1973i Montes Carlo,350 V-B, automatic, air condition-ing, AM-FM, power steering,latest inspection, must sell. Makeoffer 866-1018 v ; \^Dickie, Thanks mr rememberingmy Mom. Love, LynnCarol R, Good luck. Hang in theretill Friday, VaJ >To Oreo-Power- Did you realizethat when all five of us gettogether we make a triple deckersinglefillingoreo cookie? Part ofthe filling r$Anyone interested in joining amilitary coup effort, contact MrKubiak and Dr. McQuillenPlease don't expel the editor.From her mother and father.Yes, I made my mother pay for.that ad. The editor. > -

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by Steve C u r c i o .This column was to have beenIn the same spirit as other sec-tions in regard to the April Fool'sstories. However, in light of thedevelopments earlier thisweek, Iwould feel uncomfortable writingwhat was intended to be a light-hearted discourse. I will have tosave my ideas for a future issue.Instead, I want to address onetopic. The topic is the violence inAmerica, Other, societiesperceive us a s a bigger-happy,violence-dominated culture. Itbecomes apparent that they maybe right, world press only hearsthe details of when a President ora John Lennon is gunned down inthe streets of our cities. "We,however, hear of these instancesday after day.The question to ask is "Howcan this senseless killing be stop-ped?" The answer may not beeasy, but there must be ananswer if our society is to sur-vive. The violence so common inour society must be curbed

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before it destroys us.Gun control is not taaswer. It is, however, ahave never been one to semotionally either for orgun control. But it is imto ignore the fact that mour murders occur wheweapons are used. It is easy for anyone to get a gtil we cure that problemwill be no possib le-violence in our society.Handgun control is notcure for any problems may have. It can be a pasolution. Violence in ouris something that caneliminated in Just one stetake a long time, it wmoney, and it will takemination. One doesn't comlong journey in Just onstep. It takes several stepa time. I submit that hcontrol is the first step netoward that goal of resphuman life. i .

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