The Life of Ian (C) 2014 by Exercise ETC Inc. All rights reserved.

The Life of Ian

(C) 2014 by Exercise ETC Inc. All rights reserved.

The Life of Ian• Ian is an English country

gentleman born to a life of wealth and ease, surrounded by servants, and horses and a very eccentric family.

• Short, obscure cues will be provided about Ian’s life that point to a single word answer.

• See the pattern that emerges• Advance the slides manually

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Ian’s family has many servants. His maid, born in Romania, is a

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•Romanian


Ian’s valet was born in Lithuania, which makes him a

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•Lithuanian


Ian’s gardener was born in Bulgaria. He is a

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•Bulgarian


Ian’s grandma was born on the Isle of Cyprus. She is a

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•Cyprian


Ian’s grandma is 88 now. She is an

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•Octogenarian


Ian’s mother was born in Finland, so Ian is half

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•Scandinavian


Ian was born in late January, under the sign of Aquarius. This makes him an

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•Aquarian


Ian was born via unnatural childbirth, a section called

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•Cesarian


Ian’s estate is in a pastoral, rural part of England which is quite

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•Agrarian


Ian’s family tree is ancient; it goes way, way back. He jokes that his

lineage is:

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•Antedeluvian


Ian’s Auntie Kate is married to a woman, which makes Kate a

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•Lesbian


Ian’s Uncle Nigel looks just like an iguana; Nigel is quite:

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•Reptilian


Ian’s cousin Brutus is a violent thug; Ian does not like him because Brutius

is a

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•Ruffian


Ian’s cousin, Hortense, married Oswald, a Jamaican with dreadlocks;

Oswald is a:

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•Rastafarian


As a teenager Ian’s favorite movie was “Conan the __________”

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•Barbarian


Ian loves this Queen’s “Rhapsody”

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•Bohemian


Ian’s twin brother, Brian, was the keynote speaker at their high school

graduation. He was the:

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•Valedictorian


Ian was runner –up. He was the

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•Salutatorian


Ian’s brother cures sick dogs and cats. He is a

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•Veterinarian


Ian tells lots of jokes; he is quite the

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•Comedian


Ian once attended the seminary where he was called a

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•Seminarian


Ian teaches history at Oxford where he is a highly-regarded

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•Historian


Ian studies the lives of ancient Roman peasants of this class:

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•Plebian


Ian eats cheese, but no meat, so he is a

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•Vegetarian


Ian loves to ride horses; he is a renowned

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•Equestrian


Ian Admires big-bummed Kim. Her last name is

• `_______________________________


•Kardashian


Ian belongs to this very liberal, Protestant church:

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•Unitarian


Brian attends this conservative, Protestant church:

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•Presbyterian


Ian admires the politics of Ron Paul, the famous

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•Libertarian


Ian volunteers with Habitat for Humanity, which makes

him a

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•Humanitarian


Ian plans his sleep cycles based on the rhythms of his body which are called

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•Circadian


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