The Laws Of Ducks
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Duck Law No. 1 Duck Law No. 1 If it walks like a duck, If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks talks like a duck, looks
like a duck and cooks like like a duck and cooks like a duck, it's a duck. a duck, it's a duck.
Duck Law No. 2 Even under ideal
circumstances, no duck, no matter how noble or well-intentioned, can be
an eagle.
Duck Law No. 4 Duck Law No. 4 No duck may be an eagle
until it abandons its webbed feet and bill for
talons and a beak.
Duck Law No.5Duck Law No.5Ducks are noble
creatures. They shall not be penalized in the eyes
of other creatures because they are not
eagles.
Duck Law No. 6Duck Law No. 6The greatest duck
that ever was cannot cannot fly as
high as even a modest eagle.
Duck Law No. 7 Duck Law No. 7 Ducks flock. Eagles
fly alone. Ducks and eagles never
mingle.
Duck Law No. 8Duck Law No. 8A duck's quack
doesn't echo. No one knows why.
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