THE IMPORTANCE OF COMMAS

Let’s eat Grandma! vs.

Let’s eat, Grandma!

A woman without her man is nothing.

Vs.A woman, without her, man is

nothing.

A panda enters a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then pulls out a gun & starts shooting. When a waiter demands an explanation for the panda's unusual behavior (fortunately no one was killed), the panda hands him a poorly punctuated wildlife guide booklet. The waiter is asked to look up the description of a panda. It reads: "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

What is she cooking?!