The Impactor Issue 16
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Part XVI Sixteen
16
Mark Glatt
Presents
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A Few Dates Later …
You Seem To Be Nervous.
It’s Nothing
Are You Al
Right ?? ??
Yeah, I’m Fine. Why??
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The Next Day
3:00 PM!! Murph Told Me He Was Going To Sing Now!! I Had Better Run!!
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“Here's a health to the Queen and a lasting peace,”“To faction an end, to wealth increase;”“Come, let us drink it while we have breath,”“For there's no drinking after death,”“And he that will this health deny,”
Man does this guy
have nerve.
After what we
did to him yesterday
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Down among the dead men,Down among the dead men,Down, down, down, down,Down among the dead men let him lie.
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Let charming Beauty's health go round,In whom celestial joys are found;And may confusion still pursue,The senseless woman hating crew,And they that woman's health deny;
I remembered a few weeks and some days ago when I was hanging out with Andy Miles and Zach David at the store. They introduced me to Their friend, Zeff. They helped me make a smoke bomb.
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We are going to get a big reward for taking down this guy
YeahLet’s take him down. After the way that he has put a stop to most of what we have been trying to do, we will get a giant reward for doing this. Let’s forget about the song fairy.
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They came for me. The smoke bomb went off. My Google goggles protected me from being hurt From the smoke bomb’s gas. I put the goggles on Ahead of time.
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Down among the dead men,Down among the dead men,Down, down, down, down,Down among the dead men let him lie.
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May love and wine their joys maintain,And their united pleasures reign;While smiling plenty crowns the land,
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We'll sing the joys that both afford:And they that won't with us comply,
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That would have hurt a lot more had I not been wearing my cup.
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Then I picked him some of the stones on the ground and knocked out both of them.
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I was pissed off at this point
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Fight Scene
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Down among the dead men
Down among the dead men
Ow! My head! It hurts too much. I can’t feel my back!
Well you brought it on
yourself!
Down, down, down, down, Down among the dead men
let him lie.
This does not feel good! This does not feel good!
Will you stop wining like a little p@@%y,
you p555y?!
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Who, Me? I’m Not Whining. And I’m Not A
P(BEEP),
I wasn’t calling you a
p(beep).
Well That’s A First!
Great Song By
The Way!
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I Phoned The Police
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The next day, I went into practice.
Hey Eric, I have a bet for you. If I cannot knock you out in one punch, I
will do your clean—up work.
Al Right. Come On, (beep). Wind It The
Freak Up And Hit Me, (beep).
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Hey, I’m still conscious!You owe me the money!
He Didn’t Do Any Work That Day Because He Spent The Rest Of That Afternoon In The Infirmary.
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