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The Illustrated Beowulfby Jake
Starring:President Bill Clinton
Danish Prime Minister Poul Nyrup Rasmussen and Pope John Paul IICookie MonsterMichelle Pfeiffer
Boris YeltsinGodzilla
Hillary ClintonThe A-Team
David Letterman (the little guys in the castle)
A quick note about this site:
I made this site in the spring of 1998 as a project for my AP British Literature class.It was either this or bake a cake and make a scene from the story with the icing.
I am no Beowulf scholar or enthusiast, so I'm not the one to ask if you needhelp with an upcoming test, research paper, etc. Sorry. And sorry but I won't be doing any other stories.
Furthermore, when I graduate from college, I won't bother to move this site to my new host. If anyone wants to steal all the pages and pictures and host this site somewhere else, go ahead and do it. (Attn: lit. site admins)
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email: no final update april 6, 2000
Hrothgar was the king of the powerful Ring-Danes.He and his friends thought it was cool to brag about themselves.
His tribe met in a great hall called Heorot, where they ate a lot and drank even more.
Without warning, a vicious monster called Grendel attacked Heor.
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Beowulf, the strongest warrior from Geatland, came to the rescue.
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Beowulf was accompanied by a group of "thanes" known as the B-Team.
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They set sail for Heorot on their mighty ship, the Sea Booty.
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The Danes were glad to have the Geats on their side.
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Beowulf, always the player, put the moves on Hrothgar's wife Wealhtheow anyway.
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That night, Grendel returned to Heorot for seconds.But he didn't know who he was messing with.
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Beowulf caught and taunted Grendel and broke off his arm.Grendel ran into the forest to die.
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Grendel's mother, a she-cat, came to collect payment for her son's death.
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Beowulf and his thanes set off in search of Grendel's mother's underwater cave.
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It was a raging battle.
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Beowulf emerged victorious and took Grendel's head as a trophy.
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Beowulf and the B-Team returned to Geatland.
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When the warriors returned, they found that a fire dragon had been terrorizing the Geats.
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Beowulf, although mortally wounded himself, cut the dragon's stomach and extinguished his fire.
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Beowulf asked to be buried in a tower.His thanes built one for him in Seattle and threw in a
revolving restaurant for good measure.The end.
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