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By: Shel SilversteinBy: Shel Silverstein

Found by: Story KirkhamFound by: Story Kirkham

When the Glub-toothed SlineWhen the Glub-toothed Sline

Comes to my house to dineComes to my house to dine

You may find me in France or Detroit.You may find me in France or Detroit.

is this seat taken?is this seat taken?

Or off in Khartoum Or off in Khartoum

Or in the spare roomOr in the spare room

Of my Uncle Ed’s place in Beloit.Of my Uncle Ed’s place in Beloit.

You may call me in Philly,You may call me in Philly,

Racine or Rabat.Racine or Rabat.

You may reach me in Malmo or Ghor.You may reach me in Malmo or Ghor.

You may see me in Paris,You may see me in Paris,

And likely asAnd likely as not,not,

You will run into me at the store.You will run into me at the store.

You may find me in Hamburg,You may find me in Hamburg,

Or up in St. Paul,Or up in St. Paul,

In Kyoto, Kenosha or NomeIn Kyoto, Kenosha or Nome

But one thing is for sure,But one thing is for sure,

If you find me at all,If you find me at all,

You never shall find me at home.You never shall find me at home.

NOOOO !NOOOO !

HA! HA!

Go Go Glub-toothed sline!!Glub-toothed sline!!