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The Market as we know it«

Information is highly confidential andis a property of the Philippine Institute

of Human Research (PIHR)

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Jejemon: What Are They?A Jejemon is basically a variation of homo sapiens sub-species Jeje that originates

in the Asia-Pacific island nation the Philippines . Jejes on the other hand are of the

pure and original form and is claimed to have originated in what we know today asLatin America . This post will discuss the Jejemon strain of the Jejes.

Jejemons(Jejemonus Filiponensis) are creatures of the night. Their activity period

ranges from 8pm to 4am local time. They have been discovered by the world-

renowned Filipino adventurer Juan dela Cruz in the early start of the millennium.

It is said that Jejemons are often seen clustering around social networking sitessuch as Facebook and Friendster. They are also spotted in massive numbers in

television chat rooms albeit they were just starting to flourish at the time of 

Juan dela Cruz's discovery of them. To date, there is an estimated 7.4

million Jejemons thriving in the Philippines . They have since started booming

proportionally with the fast global progress of technology.

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An average Jejemon resume

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It is difficult to distinguish Jejemons from normal human beings solely by physical appearance. They

look like human beings, they eat like human beings, they dress like human beings (see: gangster ).

A Jejemon can only be distinguished by their writing language, the Jejebet . The Jejebet is a

combination of the English alphabet and counting numbers which, in a strange mix of character

substitution, surprisingly makes words that are understandable only to the Jejes and Jejeologists

(normal people that study Jejemons).

Jejemonsare generally thought to have very low IQ s, although this claim still remains unproven. This

might be due to the failure of the Jejebrain to produce and terminate brain cells than that of the

normal rate of average human beings. Extreme head heat (which have been thought to decrease brain

size) while wearing gangsta caps and gangsta shirts and 24/7 beer diets have been also attributed for

the Jejemons' low IQ levels.

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