The Corporate Drama

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Transcript of The Corporate Drama

Statutory Warning

All characters and situations in this show are real.They may appear in, around and within you.

Introducing Project Leader

Lynda (30) works as a project leader in the Sales & Marketing wing.

Introducing

Manager

Stephan (38) is Lynda’s manager.

Introducing

Trainee

Anita (22) is just out of college and is a trainee, along with 99 others, under Lynda.

ACT 1The War Begins

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I

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ACT 1, SCENE 1

Hi boss, I am having a bunch of freshers out

here. Absolutely clueless about our methodologies and

work flow.

ACT 1, SCENE 2

Obvious, train them. Schedule one hour training daily and teach those guys.

ACT 1, SCENE 3

I can’t spend my time on that. Selling is my

job. Training people is not my job.

Selling is your job, and training to sell is

ALSO your job. BTW, I have revised

your Key Result Areas.

ACT 1, SCENE 4

Train these 100 odd people?

ACT 1, SCENE 5

Before the new year?

ACT 1, SCENE 6

Training is not my job.

ACT 1, SCENE 7

Okay, let me stop retorting and figure a way out.

CUT

1

7

How often have you felt like the helpless project leader?

How often have you had to play the card of the manager?

ACT II___________

II

1

Trained and Drained

ACT 2, SCENE 1

And so, the Project Leader schedules one hour of daily training for the 100 new recruits.

ACT 2, SCENE 2

The consequence?

ACT 2, SCENE 3

The consequence?

Another training session? Yawn!!

This job SUCKS. Where’s the next

interview?

There comes the Head Mistress. Is this school or work place?

Why can’t they just let me learn at my

own pace?

Wait a minute,

Did you see yourself among them?

That should just be an illusion.

Let’s get back. The story continues…

ACT 2, SCENE 4

She spends one hour for training, and the

rest six hours to prepare. The sales

statistics have already started to show.

ACT 2, SCENE 5

I suck at this.

All they do is to sit and dream

I should run an exam to check if they

actually paid attention

Oops, I better not mention this to my manager, or else he will revise my KRAs

again.

ACT III________________

III

1

Bring the Trainer

ACT 3, SCENE 1

Okay, hire a trainer.

ACT 3, SCENE 2

My objective is still not met. The trainer

cannot teach company specific

information.

Three weeks later…

ACT 3, SCENE 3

Three weeks later…

We have to sit extra hours to complete

our work. Long training hours.

ACT 3, SCENE 4

Three weeks later…

The bill is longer than the training session.

ACT IV_________

IV

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Click n Learn

ACT 4, SCENE 1

Alright. I have the PPTs I made when I had to train them

before. I’ll just pass it on to them, and they

can learn by themselves.

ACT 4, SCENE 2

The file size. It’s difficult for me to email it every time.

Do I have to re send it every time I make a petty modification?

Snorrrr…

I am not sea sick or air sick, but I am definitely getting PPT SICK!

ACT 4, SCENE 2

The file size. It’s difficult for me to email it every time.

How can I keep track of the progress. Who has completed, and who hasn’t touched it yet?

Do I have to re send it every time I make a petty modification?

Too much info

Snorrrr…

I am not sea sick or air sick, but I am definitely getting PPT SICK!

RIPKilled by the bullets

ACT 4, SCENE 2

The file size. It’s difficult for me to email it every time.

How can I keep track of the progress. Who has completed, and who hasn’t touched it yet?

Do I have to re send it every time I make a petty modification?

Too much info

Snorrrr…

I am not sea sick or air sick, but I am definitely getting PPT SICK!

RIPKilled by the bullets

Train the new staff in China, Paris and Novi.

ACT 4, SCENE 2

The file size. It’s difficult for me to email it every time.

How can I keep track of the progress. Who has completed, and who hasn’t touched it yet?

Do I have to re send it every time I make a petty modification?

Too much info

Snorrrr…

I am not sea sick or air sick, but I am definitely getting PPT SICK!

RIPKilled by the bullets

Train the new staff in China, Paris and Novi.

I cant keep jumping between flights.

HAVE A BITE

ACT V________________TAKE A BREAK DUDES

ACT 5, SCENE 1

Something ( ) changed in the way the company trained its people.

ACT 5, SCENE 1

Hey !!!The trick did work.

ACT 5, SCENE 2

Interesting !!!No travel costs for training.

They seem to like it too.

ACT 5, SCENE 3

Cool, I can update my content as and when

I want.

I get a monthly update on my team’s

progress.

I barely spend extra time on this. Now

training sounds fun.

I can blend this with face to face training, whenever I want to.

ACT 5, SCENE 4

Cool, this stuff sure looks interesting

enough to spare an hour.

Awesome, I can now learn things at my

own pace.

The exam does not look `schoolish’. The

machine tells me why I am wrong.

Thank god! No one’s teaching me. It’s like

do-it-yourself

BENEFITS

BENEFITSE-LEARN

Equip employees with basic information to dispel duties at work.

Equip employees with basic information to dispel duties at work.

Customize the learning to your company’s requirements

Equip employees with basic information to dispel duties at work.

Customize the learning to your company’s requirements

User friendly and cool interface to ensure interaction and lively learning

Equip employees with basic information to dispel duties at work.

Customize the learning to your company’s requirements

User friendly and cool interface to ensure interaction and lively learning

Wrap up confidential data by setting appropriate security levels to your course.

SCORM COMPLIANCE(Sharable Content Objects Reference Model)SCORM is a set of standards used especially in e-learning portals to share content. They make content in different software and different formats, compatible for normal users who do not have these software to open such files. SCORM makes up the backbone of e-learning.

SCORM COMPLIANCE(Sharable Content Objects Reference Model)SCORM is a set of standards used especially in e-learning portals to share content. They make content in different software and different formats, compatible for normal users who does not have these software to open such files. SCORM makes up the backbone of e-learning.

Portal usage details like login frequency, module test score, time spent on a module etc can be extracted with a single click.

SCORM COMPLIANCE(Sharable Content Objects Reference Model)SCORM is a set of standards used especially in e-learning portals to share content. They make content in different software and different formats, compatible for normal users who does not have these software to open such files. SCORM makes up the backbone of e-learning.

Portal usage details like login frequency, module test score, time spent on a module etc can be extracted with a single click.

OPEN SOURCE PLATFORMSOpen source platforms like Moodle make it easy to create a platform for your company to upload the e learning modules. Absolutely free

SCORM COMPLIANCE(Sharable Content Objects Reference Model)SCORM is a set of standards used especially in e-learning portals to share content. They make content in different software and different formats, compatible for normal users who does not have these software to open such files. SCORM makes up the backbone of e-learning.

EASY AUTHORING TOOLSThere are a lot of easy authoring tools available. So any employee, can be on his own to build an e learning course for his team.

OPEN SOURCE PLATFORMSOpen source platforms like Moodle make it easy to create a platform for your company to upload the e learning modules. Absolutely free

Portal usage details like login frequency, module test score, time spent on a module etc can be extracted with a single click.

And they lived happily ever after!

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