THE BATTALION CADET SLOUCH Jim Earle interpreting ALL-OUT...
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THE BATTALION Page 2 College Station, Texas Tuesday, November 29, I960 ALL-OUT ACTIVITY BARRED Mrs. Kennedy, Son Score Progress CADET SLOUCH By The Associated Press WASHINGTON—Mrs. John F. Kennedy and her infant son scored further progress Monday but her doctor barred all-out so- cial activity for the future White House mistress for the next six months. Asked whether the go-slow sig- Basic Info Big Need In Research The big need now in plant dis- ease research is basic informa- tion to understand completely the physiological action of chem- icals and their fate in soils and on crops, Dr. Wayne C. Hall, Dean of the A&M College Grad- uate School, said here. Hall, a speaker at the second annual Plant Disease Short Course, said sensitive analytical methods need development to de- termine accurately pesticide resi- dues and their effect on plants as food and feed. Until such information is avail- able, he said, established1 recom- mendations must be followed re- ligiously to avoid undesirable and toxic residues in plant commodi- ties and the possible outlawing of essential agricultural chem- icals through public hysteria cre- ated by misinformation. The dean, who also is a plant physiologist, cited the cranberry incident of a year ago. A large portion of the 1959 crop was con- demned because of the residue of what the government believed to be harmful residues of a pest- icide chemical. “Imagine the effect on our cotton industry, for example, if the same thing happened to it nal would keep the president- elect’s wife from the Inaugural Ball next Jan. 20, Dr. John W. Walsh said: “We haven’t gotten to that yet.” Walsh stressed that the future first lady is making perfectly satisfactory progress. But he said she just can’t be expected to bear the full load of White House social demands during the normal six-month recovery pe- riod for mothers whose babies are delivered by Caesarean sec- tion. Meanwhile, John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. made further gains and Tuesday may be taken off the special oxygen diet that is normal for premature, Caesarean babies. In a day or two, he prob- ably will leave the incubator where he has been since last Fri- day when he arrived about a month ahead of schedule. If . he gets on well enough, he may be ready to accompany his mother when she goes to Palm Beach, Fla., in about 10 days for a recuperation vacation. While the newest Kennedy ba- by was making good headway, his big sister, Caroline, prepared to celebrate her third birthday, two. days late, with a party for playmates at her Georgetown home Tuesday. Jacqueline Kennedy had pre- pared for the occasion with sev- eral “simple presents” which still remain for Caroline to open. At the mother’s request, no pictures are to be made and no details of Caroline’s party will be divulged. by Jim Earle interpreting National Goal Commission Seeks More Intense Effort .. I can’t figure it out—they’ve been at it since the Thanksgiving game.’ Job Interviews Student CofC To Hear Bryan The Student Chamber of Com- merce will hear Travis Bryan- speak of Chamber of Commerce ac- as did the cranberry business,” tivity in the Bryan-College Station Hall said. area at its meeting tonight at 7:30 The plant disease short course in the Biological Sciences Lecture is held each year to outline re- Room in the Biology Building, search developments and prob- Plans for the selection of a C lems. Sponsoi’ing the event is of C sweetheart and the picture in the A&M Department of Plant the ’61 Aggieland will also be dis- Physiology and Pathology. cussed. Sound Off The following firms will inter- view seniors at the Placement Office in the YMCA Building: Nov. 30 Aeronutronic (a division of the Ford Motor Co.) will interview majors in aeronautical engineer- ing, chemical engineering, elec- trical engineering, mechanical engineering, chemistry, mathe- matics and physics, Representa- tives of the company will be on the campus Wednesday. Positions available with Aero- nutronic are with their six tech- nical groups. The groups are computer products operations, electronic operations, research operations, space systems opera- tions, weapons systems opera- tions, and automotive electronic systems operations. Some of the projects undertaken by the groups are: Lunar Capsule, Hyper-Environmental Test Sys- tems, ICBM Penetration Sys- tems, Space Surveillance, Pacific Missile Range Instrumentation and Engineering, Army Tactical Operations Central, Real Time Data Entry Equipment, Under- water detection systems and Entry and Re-Entry Studies. Alexander Grant and Co. will interview majors in accounting for jobs in public accounting. Brazos Association Gives Gifts, Cash to Hospitals Editor, The Battalion: This year you have every rea- son to be very proud of your- selves. You built a Bonfire un- der such adverse conditions that I’m sure any similar undertaking would have been abandoned at any other college. However, there were men working, if you could call it that, 'around the Bonfire that should have been banned from the area. They seemed to look upon it as an occasion for horseplay and careless activity. Some of the upperclassmen were as guilty of this as the underclassmen they were supposed to be leading. On the first day of major Bonfire activity, there were sixty acci- dents recorded, most of which were direct results of careless- ness and all of which could have been avoided if the men had tak- en time to just think a little be- fore they acted. Next year most of you will be leading other men in the task of building the Bonfire. For the sake of those men and for your own sake, take the time to find out what you are supposed to do and how you are going to do it before you enter the cutting area or the stacking area. Try to make next year’s Bonfire the safest as well as the largest in the history of our school. Also, I believe the student body of A&M should take time out to thank two men who were con- stantly at their posts, directing activity. These two men, work ing almost around the clock, gave more that what they considered to be a fair share, of their time to the Bonfire—they put their hearts into this year’s Bonfire. The two men—Homero Canales and Richard Alvarado. Wynn Chapman, ’58 Five boxes of assorted gift items and $36 in cash donations have been sent by the Brazos County Tuberculosis Assn, to the State TB Hospitals for their Christmas Cheer program, ac- cording to Mrs. H. H. William- son, chairman of the patient services committee of the associ- ation. The gifts were solicited from interested individuals, clubs and organizations of Bryan and Col- lege Station and will be fur- nished the hospitals for their Patient Gift Shops. Patients may select gifts free of charge from these shops to send mem- bers of their families at Christ- mas. The money is used for wrappings, postage and tickets home for eligible patients. The boxes and money went to the three state hospitals where Brazos County patients are hos- pitalized; McKnight at Sanator- ium, San Antonio State TB Hos- pital and East Texas State TB Hospital at Tyler. The Red Ball Motor Freight Co. shopped the boxes for the TB Association free of charge. Social Calendar The following clubs and organ- izations will meet on campus: Tonight The Economics Club will meet in Room 3-D of the MSC at 7:30. This is a very important meeting and all members are urged to attend. Dec. 1 The Richardson Hometown Club will meet in Room 204 in the YMCA at 7:30. The US Naval Ordnance Lab- oratory will interview majors in electrical engineering, mechani- cal engineering, physics and mathematics. Positions are con- cerned with research and/or de- velopment within the field of guided missile components and systems. There are jobs in ba- sic research in electronics, in- frared, ferroelectrics and mag- netics. Dec. 1 The Sperry Gyroscope Co. will have representatives on campus to interview majors in aeronaut- ical engineering, electrical engi- neering, mechanical engineering, physics and mathematics. Posi- tions are in study and research; development; test and evalua- tion; and design and production. The Sperry Phoenix Co. will interview majors in electrical en- gineering and mechanical engi- neering. Jobs are concerned with research and development on flight instruments and flight control systems. By J. M. ROBERTS Associated Press News Analyst The President’s Commission on National Goals has produced a compendium of the things the United States has been trying to do, with an admonition that she must try harder. By and large, the report repre- sents an endorsement of ideas which have been under discussion for a long time, and on most of which starts have already been made. Increased national defense, re- duced unemployment, desegrega- tion, federal aid for education, foreign aid with a touch of em- phasis on the military side, more emphasis on science—all of these have already become matters of increased national cognizance. All involve heavy spending which the commission points out will probably produce increased taxes, even with expected in- creases in the national product as a base for government income. There is a call on the people for national heroism in meeting the problems, similar to the one made by President-elect John F. Kennedy during the campaign. Indeed, there are few if any fields covered by the report which were not discussed by the candidates or covered in the party platforms, and the Amer- ican people are familiar with all of them. TUESDAY “HELL TO ETERNITY” with Jeffrey Hunter Plus “THEY CAME TO CORDURA” with Gary Cooper Fly there. THE BATTALION Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the stu- lent writers only. The Battalion is a non-tax-supported, non- profit, self-supportmg educational enterprise edited and op- erated by students as a community newspaper and is under the supervision of the director of Student Publications at Texas A&M College. Members of the Student Publications Board are L. A. Duewall, director of Student Publications, chairman; Allen Schrader, School of Arts and Sciences; Willard I. Truettner, School of Engineerinfr; Otto R. Kunze, School of Agriculture; and Dr. E. McMurry, School of Veterinary Medicine. tion, Tex; her throug] daily spaper at Texas A.&M. is published in Colleg ept Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, and holiday periods, The Battalion, a student newi daily except Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, May, and once a week during summer school. e Sta- ;ptem- Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office In College Station, Texas, nnder the Act of Con- gress of March 8, 1870. MEMBER: The Associated Press Texas Press Assn. eprei lati onal Adver Represented nationally by National Advertising Services, Inc., New York City, Chicago, Los An- geles and San Francisco. The Associated Press is entitled exclusively to the use for republication of Jispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in the paper and local ipontaneous origin published herein. Rights of republication of ali in are also reserved. of all news :ws of 1 other matter here- News contributions may be made by telephoning VI 6-6618 or VI 6-4910 or at the editorial office. Room 4, YMCA. For advertising or delivery call VI 6-6416. Mail subscriptions are $3.50 per semester; $6 per school Advertising rate furnished on reqi College Station, Texas. iter; $6 per school year, $6.50 per full year. Address: The Battalion, Room 4, YMCA, BILL HICKLIN............... .............................. .................. ................. EDITOR Joe Callicoatte .............. .........—..... ........... ....... ........... ....... Sports Editor Bob Sloan, Alan Payne, Tommy Holbein ........................... News Editors £afrV sTith ........ .-.............................. ---............ Assistant Sports Editor Bob Mitchell, Ronnie Bookman, Robert Denney................ Staff Writers Johnny Herrin, Ken Coppage ...............................................' Photographers Russell Brown-------------------------------------------------------- Sports Writer TRIANGLE’S LUNCHEON MENUS Tuesday Deep Fried Scallops w/tartar sauce...................... 75 Charcoal Broiled Chopped Sirloin Filet....... ........95 Southern Fried Chicken w/honey butter.............. 95 Chicken Fried Steak................................................. 95 (Served w/tvvo vegetables, salad, hot rolls, coffee or lea) Wednesday Deep Fried Devilled Crab w/tartar sauce............ 75 Veal Steak w/mushroom gravy.............................. 85 Chicken Fried Steak........................................... 95 Roast Beef w/brown gravy......................................95 (Served w/two vegetables, salad, hot rolls, coffee or tea) SERVING HOURS 12:00 to 1:00 — 5:00 to 8:00 P. M. The TRIANGLE ifs faster by lar! DALLAS Lv. 11:31 A.M. 6:11 P.M. QUICK CONNECTIONS TO EL PASO, ALBUQUERQUE VIA JET POWER VISCOUNT U! For nservafrons, call yoor Travel Agent or Continental at VI6-4789.^ TA 2-1352 3606 S. College Bryan. CONTINENTAL AIRLINES As a call for mobilization of the American people, beginning with the individual family, against the background of their traditional moral attitudes, the report is remindful of passages in several Eisenhower speeches. The document makes small at- tempt to set up ways and means by which the goals may be at- tained. Additional statements by individual members of the com- mission show clearly that the re- sult of two years of effort is a compromise. Perhaps the report does leave us floundering just as much as ever over how to accomplish all the good things which should be accomplished. But as a finely expressed sum- mary of national aspirations, of national character and motiva- tions, and of responsibility in the world, it is an historic document, for other peoples as well as for Americans. QiiCtaims with MaxShukan (Author of “I Fas a Teen-age Dwarf’,“The Many Loves of Dohie Gillis”, etc.) "THE INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT OF NED FUTTY” Chloe McFeeters was a beautiful coed who majored in psychol- ogy and worked in the I.Q. testing department of the University. She worked there because she loved and admired intelligence above all things. “Hove and admire intelligence above all things” is the way she put it. Ned Futty, on the other hand, was a man who could take intelligence or leave it alone. What he loved and admired above all things was girls. “What I love and admire above all things is girls” is the way he put it. • One day Ned saw Chloe on campus aH was instantly smitten. “Excuse me, miss,” he said, tugging at his forelock. “Will you marry me?” She looked at his duck-tail haircut, his black-rimmed glasses, his two-day beard, his grimy T-shirt, his tattered jeans, his de- composing tennis shoes. “You are not unattractive,” she ad- mitted, “but for me beauty is not enough. Intelligence is what I’m looking for. Come to the I.Q. testing department with me.” 'fllyoumryM?* “Of course, my tiger,” cried Ned and giggled and smote his thigh and bit Chloe’s nape and scampered goatlike after her to the I.Q. testing department. “First, I will test your vocabulary,” said Chloe. “Be my guest,” laughed Ned and licked her palm. “What does juxtaposition mean?” “Beats me,” he confessed cheerfully and nibbled her knuckles- “Flow about ineffable1!” “Never heard of it,” guffawed Ned, plunging his face into her clavicle. “Furtive?” “With fur on?” said Ned doubtfully. “Oh, Ned Futty,” said Chloe, “you are dumb. Consequently I cannot be your girl because I love and admire intelligence above all things.” ' He flung himself on the floor and clasped her ankles. “But I love you,” he cried in anguish. “Do not send me from you or you will make the world a sunless place, full of dim and fearful shapes.” “Go,” she said coldly. Lorn and mute, he made his painful way to the door. There he stopped and lit a cigarette. Then he opened the door and started away to his gray and grisly future. “Stay!” called Chloe. He turned. “Was that,” she asked, “a Marlboro you just lit?” “Yes,” he said. “Then come to me and be my love,” cried Chloe joyously. “You are not dumb. You are smart! Anybody is smart to smoke Marlboro, the filter cigarette with the unfiltered taste which comes to you in soft pack or flip-top box at prices all can afford at tobacco counters, drugstores, groceries, restaurants and trampoline courts all over America. Ned, lover, give me a Marlboro and marry me.” And they smoked happily ever after. © 1960 Max Shulman And if your taste runs to unfiltered cigarettes, you're smart to try Philip Morris—from the makers of Marlboro. We especially recommend Philip Morris’s neyv king-size Com- mander—long, mild, and leisurely. Have a Commander— welcome aboard! PEANUTS PEANUTS By Charles M. Schulz IT SIMPLY GOES tOlTMOUT SAVINS THAT YOU ARE AN' INFERIOR HUMAN BEING1 . IF IT GOES (OITHOOT SAYIN6, C0HY DIO YOU HAVE TO SAY IT? rr-Zf LUHY NOT KEEP IT SIMPLE? YOU HAVE A FEIO FRIENDS OVER, HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE AND LISTEN TO THE NINTH SYMPHONY... THATS A WONDERFUL GUAY TO CELEBRATE BEETHOVEN'S BIRTHDAY.' All r wanted was a present.. WHAT DO I GET? A LECTURE ON HOW TO GIVE PARTIES'
Transcript of THE BATTALION CADET SLOUCH Jim Earle interpreting ALL-OUT...
THE BATTALIONPage 2 College Station, Texas Tuesday, November 29, I960
ALL-OUT ACTIVITY BARRED
Mrs. Kennedy, Son Score Progress
CADET SLOUCH
By The Associated Press WASHINGTON—Mrs. John F.
Kennedy and her infant son scored further progress Monday but her doctor barred all-out social activity for the future White House mistress for the next six months.
Asked whether the go-slow sig-
Basic Info Big Need In Research
The big need now in plant disease research is basic information to understand completely the physiological action of chemicals and their fate in soils and on crops, Dr. Wayne C. Hall, Dean of the A&M College Graduate School, said here.
Hall, a speaker at the second annual Plant Disease Short Course, said sensitive analytical methods need development to determine accurately pesticide residues and their effect on plants as food and feed.
Until such information is available, he said, established1 recommendations must be followed religiously to avoid undesirable and toxic residues in plant commodities and the possible outlawing of essential agricultural chemicals through public hysteria created by misinformation.
The dean, who also is a plant physiologist, cited the cranberry incident of a year ago. A large portion of the 1959 crop was condemned because of the residue of what the government believed to be harmful residues of a pesticide chemical.
“Imagine the effect on our cotton industry, for example, if the same thing happened to it
nal would keep the presidentelect’s wife from the Inaugural Ball next Jan. 20, Dr. John W. Walsh said: “We haven’t gotten to that yet.”
Walsh stressed that the future first lady is making perfectly satisfactory progress. But he said she just can’t be expected to bear the full load of White House social demands during the normal six-month recovery period for mothers whose babies are delivered by Caesarean section.
Meanwhile, John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. made further gains and Tuesday may be taken off the special oxygen diet that is normal for premature, Caesarean babies. In a day or two, he probably will leave the incubator where he has been since last Friday when he arrived about a month ahead of schedule.
If . he gets on well enough, he may be ready to accompany his mother when she goes to Palm Beach, Fla., in about 10 days for a recuperation vacation.
While the newest Kennedy baby was making good headway, his big sister, Caroline, prepared to celebrate her third birthday, two. days late, with a party for playmates at her Georgetown home Tuesday.
Jacqueline Kennedy had prepared for the occasion with several “simple presents” which still remain for Caroline to open.
At the mother’s request, no pictures are to be made and no details of Caroline’s party will be divulged.
by Jim Earle interpreting
National Goal Commission Seeks More Intense Effort
.. I can’t figure it out—they’ve been at it since the Thanksgiving game.’
Job Interviews
Student CofC To Hear Bryan
The Student Chamber of Commerce will hear Travis Bryan- speak of Chamber of Commerce ac-
as did the cranberry business,” tivity in the Bryan-College Station Hall said. area at its meeting tonight at 7:30
The plant disease short course in the Biological Sciences Lecture is held each year to outline re- Room in the Biology Building, search developments and prob- Plans for the selection of a C lems. Sponsoi’ing the event is of C sweetheart and the picture in the A&M Department of Plant the ’61 Aggieland will also be dis- Physiology and Pathology. cussed.
Sound Off
The following firms will interview seniors at the Placement Office in the YMCA Building:
Nov. 30Aeronutronic (a division of the
Ford Motor Co.) will interview majors in aeronautical engineering, chemical engineering, electrical engineering, mechanical engineering, chemistry, mathematics and physics, Representatives of the company will be on the campus Wednesday.
Positions available with Aeronutronic are with their six technical groups. The groups are computer products operations, electronic operations, research operations, space systems opera
tions, weapons systems operations, and automotive electronic systems operations. Some of the projects undertaken by the groups are: Lunar Capsule,Hyper-Environmental Test Systems, ICBM Penetration Systems, Space Surveillance, Pacific Missile Range Instrumentation and Engineering, Army Tactical Operations Central, Real Time Data Entry Equipment, Underwater detection systems and Entry and Re-Entry Studies.
★ ★ ★Alexander Grant and Co. will
interview majors in accounting for jobs in public accounting.
Brazos Association Gives Gifts, Cash to Hospitals
Editor,The Battalion:
This year you have every reason to be very proud of yourselves. You built a Bonfire under such adverse conditions that I’m sure any similar undertaking would have been abandoned at any other college.
However, there were men working, if you could call it that,
'around the Bonfire that should have been banned from the area. They seemed to look upon it as an occasion for horseplay and careless activity. Some of the upperclassmen were as guilty of this as the underclassmen they were supposed to be leading. On the first day of major Bonfire activity, there were sixty accidents recorded, most of which were direct results of carelessness and all of which could have been avoided if the men had taken time to just think a little before they acted.
Next year most of you will be leading other men in the task of building the Bonfire. For the sake of those men and for your own sake, take the time to find out what you are supposed to do and how you are going to do it before you enter the cutting area or the stacking area. Try to make next year’s Bonfire the safest as well as the largest in the history of our school.
Also, I believe the student body of A&M should take time out to thank two men who were constantly at their posts, directing activity. These two men, work ing almost around the clock, gave more that what they considered to be a fair share, of their time to the Bonfire—they put their hearts into this year’s Bonfire.
The two men—Homero Canales and Richard Alvarado.
Wynn Chapman, ’58
Five boxes of assorted gift items and $36 in cash donations have been sent by the Brazos County Tuberculosis Assn, to the State TB Hospitals for their Christmas Cheer program, according to Mrs. H. H. Williamson, chairman of the patient services committee of the association.
The gifts were solicited from interested individuals, clubs and organizations of Bryan and College Station and will be furnished the hospitals for their Patient Gift Shops. Patients may select gifts free of charge from these shops to send members of their families at Christmas. The money is used for wrappings, postage and tickets home for eligible patients.
The boxes and money went to the three state hospitals where
Brazos County patients are hospitalized; McKnight at Sanatorium, San Antonio State TB Hospital and East Texas State TB Hospital at Tyler.
The Red Ball Motor Freight Co. shopped the boxes for the TB Association free of charge.
Social CalendarThe following clubs and organ
izations will meet on campus:Tonight
The Economics Club will meet in Room 3-D of the MSC at 7:30. This is a very important meeting and all members are urged to attend.
Dec. 1The Richardson Hometown
Club will meet in Room 204 in the YMCA at 7:30.
The US Naval Ordnance Laboratory will interview majors in electrical engineering, mechanical engineering, physics and mathematics. Positions are concerned with research and/or development within the field of guided missile components and systems. There are jobs in basic research in electronics, infrared, ferroelectrics and magnetics.
★ ★ ★Dec. 1
The Sperry Gyroscope Co. will have representatives on campus to interview majors in aeronautical engineering, electrical engineering, mechanical engineering, physics and mathematics. Positions are in study and research; development; test and evaluation; and design and production.
★ ★ ★The Sperry Phoenix Co. will
interview majors in electrical engineering and mechanical engineering. Jobs are concerned with research and development on flight instruments and flight control systems.
By J. M. ROBERTS Associated Press News Analyst
The President’s Commission on National Goals has produced a compendium of the things the United States has been trying to do, with an admonition that she must try harder.
By and large, the report represents an endorsement of ideas which have been under discussion for a long time, and on most of which starts have already been made.
Increased national defense, reduced unemployment, desegregation, federal aid for education, foreign aid with a touch of emphasis on the military side, more emphasis on science—all of these have already become matters of increased national cognizance.
All involve heavy spending which the commission points out will probably produce increased taxes, even with expected increases in the national product as a base for government income.
There is a call on the people for national heroism in meeting the problems, similar to the one made by President-elect John F. Kennedy during the campaign.
Indeed, there are few if any fields covered by the report which were not discussed by the candidates or covered in the party platforms, and the American people are familiar with all of them.
TUESDAY“HELL TO ETERNITY”
with Jeffrey Hunter Plus
“THEY CAME TO CORDURA”
with Gary Cooper
Fly there.
THE BATTALIONOpinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the stu-
lent writers only. The Battalion is a non-tax-supported, nonprofit, self-supportmg educational enterprise edited and operated by students as a community newspaper and is under the supervision of the director of Student Publications at Texas A&M College.
Members of the Student Publications Board are L. A. Duewall, director of Student Publications, chairman; Allen Schrader, School of Arts and Sciences; Willard I. Truettner, School of Engineerinfr; Otto R. Kunze, School of Agriculture; and Dr. E. McMurry, School of Veterinary Medicine.
tion, Tex; her throug]
dailyspaper at Texas A.&M. is published in Colleg
ept Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, and holiday periods,The Battalion, a student newi
daily except Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, May, and once a week during summer school.
e Sta- ;ptem-
Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office In College Station, Texas, nnder the Act of Congress of March 8, 1870.
MEMBER:The Associated Press
Texas Press Assn.
epreilati onal Adver
Represented nationally by National Advertising Services, Inc., New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco.
The Associated Press is entitled exclusively to the use for republication of Jispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in the paper and local ipontaneous origin published herein. Rights of republication of ali in are also reserved.
of all news :ws of
1 other matter here-
News contributions may be made by telephoning VI 6-6618 or VI 6-4910 or at the editorial office. Room 4, YMCA. For advertising or delivery call VI 6-6416.
Mail subscriptions are $3.50 per semester; $6 per school Advertising rate furnished on reqi College Station, Texas.
iter; $6 per school year, $6.50 per full year. Address: The Battalion, Room 4, YMCA,
BILL HICKLIN............... .............................. .................. ................. EDITORJoe Callicoatte .............. .........—..... ........... ....... ........... ....... Sports EditorBob Sloan, Alan Payne, Tommy Holbein ........................... News Editors£afrV sTith ........ .-........... ................... ---............ Assistant Sports EditorBob Mitchell, Ronnie Bookman, Robert Denney................ Staff WritersJohnny Herrin, Ken Coppage ...............................................' PhotographersRussell Brown-------------------------------------------------------- Sports Writer
TRIANGLE’S LUNCHEON MENUS
TuesdayDeep Fried Scallops w/tartar sauce...................... 75Charcoal Broiled Chopped Sirloin Filet....... ........95Southern Fried Chicken w/honey butter..............95Chicken Fried Steak................................................. 95
(Served w/tvvo vegetables, salad, hot rolls, coffee or lea)
WednesdayDeep Fried Devilled Crab w/tartar sauce............75Veal Steak w/mushroom gravy..............................85Chicken Fried Steak........................................... 95Roast Beef w/brown gravy......................................95
(Served w/two vegetables, salad, hot rolls, coffee or tea)
SERVING HOURS 12:00 to 1:00 — 5:00 to 8:00 P. M.
The TRIANGLE
ifs faster by lar!DALLASLv. 11:31 A.M. 6:11 P.M.
QUICK CONNECTIONS TO EL PASO, ALBUQUERQUE VIA JET POWER VISCOUNT U!
For nservafrons, call yoor Travel Agent or Continental at VI6-4789.^
TA 2-13523606 S. College
Bryan.
CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
As a call for mobilization of the American people, beginning with the individual family, against the background of their traditional moral attitudes, the report is remindful of passages in several Eisenhower speeches.
The document makes small attempt to set up ways and means by which the goals may be attained. Additional statements by individual members of the commission show clearly that the re
sult of two years of effort is a compromise.
Perhaps the report does leave us floundering just as much as ever over how to accomplish all the good things which should be accomplished.
But as a finely expressed summary of national aspirations, of national character and motivations, and of responsibility in the world, it is an historic document, for other peoples as well as for Americans.
QiiCtaims withMaxShukan
(Author of “I Fas a Teen-age Dwarf’,“The Many Loves of Dohie Gillis”, etc.)
"THE INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT OF NED FUTTY”
Chloe McFeeters was a beautiful coed who majored in psychology and worked in the I.Q. testing department of the University. She worked there because she loved and admired intelligence above all things. “Hove and admire intelligence above all things” is the way she put it.
Ned Futty, on the other hand, was a man who could take intelligence or leave it alone. What he loved and admired above all things was girls. “What I love and admire above all things is girls” is the way he put it. •
One day Ned saw Chloe on campus aH was instantly smitten. “Excuse me, miss,” he said, tugging at his forelock. “Will you marry me?”
She looked at his duck-tail haircut, his black-rimmed glasses, his two-day beard, his grimy T-shirt, his tattered jeans, his decomposing tennis shoes. “You are not unattractive,” she admitted, “but for me beauty is not enough. Intelligence is what I’m looking for. Come to the I.Q. testing department with me.”
'fllyoumryM?*“Of course, my tiger,” cried Ned and giggled and smote his
thigh and bit Chloe’s nape and scampered goatlike after her to the I.Q. testing department.
“First, I will test your vocabulary,” said Chloe.“Be my guest,” laughed Ned and licked her palm.“What does juxtaposition mean?”“Beats me,” he confessed cheerfully and nibbled her knuckles- “Flow about ineffable1!”“Never heard of it,” guffawed Ned, plunging his face into
her clavicle.“Furtive?”“With fur on?” said Ned doubtfully.“Oh, Ned Futty,” said Chloe, “you are dumb. Consequently
I cannot be your girl because I love and admire intelligence above all things.” '
He flung himself on the floor and clasped her ankles. “But I love you,” he cried in anguish. “Do not send me from you or you will make the world a sunless place, full of dim and fearful shapes.”
“Go,” she said coldly.Lorn and mute, he made his painful way to the door. There
he stopped and lit a cigarette. Then he opened the door and started away to his gray and grisly future.
“Stay!” called Chloe.He turned.“Was that,” she asked, “a Marlboro you just lit?”“Yes,” he said.“Then come to me and be my love,” cried Chloe joyously.
“You are not dumb. You are smart! Anybody is smart to smoke Marlboro, the filter cigarette with the unfiltered taste which comes to you in soft pack or flip-top box at prices all can afford at tobacco counters, drugstores, groceries, restaurants and trampoline courts all over America. Ned, lover, give me a Marlboro and marry me.”
And they smoked happily ever after.© 1960 Max Shulman
And if your taste runs to unfiltered cigarettes, you're smart to try Philip Morris—from the makers of Marlboro. We especially recommend Philip Morris’s neyv king-size Commander—long, mild, and leisurely. Have a Commander—
welcome aboard!
PEANUTSPEANUTS
By Charles M. Schulz
IT SIMPLY GOES tOlTMOUT SAVINS THAT YOU ARE AN'
INFERIOR HUMAN BEING1.
IF IT GOES (OITHOOT SAYIN6, C0HY DIO YOU HAVE TO SAY IT?
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LUHY NOT KEEP IT SIMPLE? YOU HAVE A FEIO FRIENDS OVER, HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE AND
LISTEN TO THE NINTH SYMPHONY...
THATS A WONDERFUL GUAY TO CELEBRATE
BEETHOVEN'S BIRTHDAY.'
All r wanted was a present..WHAT DO I GET? A LECTURE ON HOW TO GIVE PARTIES'
